**This is now the OFFICIAL 24 SEASON 6 Thread**

[WDWHeather]

I have TWO DVRs recording 24! Just in case...

That's a great idea! It's definitely a show where you don't want to miss a moment... even if that moment is Jack stringing some guy up to die... haha.

 

[SamRoc]

She-who's-name-will-not-be-mentioned, aka the K-word,

That was hysterical! My son was wondering why I was laughing out loud!!
And as for Nina, i remember she opened something and Jack yelled at her not to and it was a bomb and she got blown up, so i dont think she will be back on the show. The only thing that will be torture for me is if Audrey lip licker sticks her tongue out of her mouth once, i am going to grab the cigar cutter that jack used on the guy in the embassy and snip it off! (I think this show is making me violent!! )

 

[Lanshark]

I just watched it. Geeze, doesn't Jack even have time to pee before tackling the next crisis.

I really didn't like them getting the suitcase nukes and ending that drama only to have Audrey call within about 30 seconds to start another.

 

[WDWHeather]

I just watched it. Geeze, doesn't Jack even have time to pee before tackling the next crisis.

I really didn't like them getting the suitcase nukes and ending that drama only to have Audrey call within about 30 seconds to start another.

I know! I guess it was to make us watch next week...

 

[Lanshark]

I'm not sure. I think 24 could have been called 18 this year.

 

[WDWHeather]

I'm not sure. I think 24 could have been called 18 this year.

I definitely know what you're saying! It seemed like it was the end of the season when they secured the bombs!

 

[Cool-Beans]

I just watched it. Geeze, doesn't Jack even have time to pee before tackling the next crisis.

I really didn't like them getting the suitcase nukes and ending that drama only to have Audrey call within about 30 seconds to start another.

Jack doesn't pee. Jack doesn't sleep. He started to eat once, but that ended badly. All Jack does is save thousands or millions of American lives with his shrewdness, strength, good aim and whispering.

And what is the deal with that suitcase thing? Every season wraps up to a big finale. Are we having two different things this year?

And is Jack's dad going to be working with the Chinese? Because I don't want him back. And I don't CARE if that kid is his, except that it is one more person to save that isn't Audrey or the K-word (him and that General Hospital chick mom of his). Less family crap, more tracking and killing, please.

Chloe could get kidnapped. That would be fun.

 

[KrnB]

Chloe could get kidnapped. That would be fun.

LOL - can you imagine? She'd totally kick their behinds! Or she'd glare them into submission....

I thought it was a rather abrupt end to the nuke story and transition into the next. That didnt' feel right. Of course, I did notice that they only had the one suitcase open, so maybe....

 

[IWantMickey]

And as for Nina, i remember she opened something and Jack yelled at her not to and it was a bomb and she got blown up, so i dont think she will be back on the show.

Actually, if I remember correctly, Jack shot Nina dead after she hurt (or tried to hurt) She-who-not-be-named (aka the K-word).

I agree with Cool-Beans, more killing and less family stuff. Makes for great TV!

 

[cardaway]

I liked the new twist, but even more I liked little Ricky's facial expressions after he arrived at the scene and was looking at what a little bit if Bauer can do to a terrorist cell.

 

[cardaway]

I thought it was a rather abrupt end to the nuke story and transition into the next. That didnt' feel right. Of course, I did notice that they only had the one suitcase open, so maybe....

I'm glad they went with an abrupt ending for a change. Let's get some reality in there. There is only so many times somebody can escape at the last minute with that many people on the scene.

 

[SamRoc]

Actually, if I remember correctly, Jack shot Nina dead after she hurt (or tried to hurt) She-who-not-be-named (aka the K-word).

I agree with Cool-Beans, more killing and less family stuff. Makes for great TV!

Thank you! I couldnt remember how she died, and I usually am good with this stuff! I found a youtube video of nina getting killed but you know who is in it (K-word) so maybe some of you won't want to watch!!


http://www.buddytv.com/articles/24/more/top-ten-jack-bauer-kills-ever-2926.aspx

 

[Charade]

I liked the new twist, but even more I liked little Ricky's facial expressions after he arrived at the scene and was looking at what a little bit if Bauer can do to a terrorist cell.

 

[gometros]

That was the scariest episode ever because this

is coming back.

It's everyone's fault who did not watch Nine enough to keep it from being cancelled

 

[gometros]

Jack doesn't pee. Jack doesn't sleep. He started to eat once, but that ended badly. All Jack does is save thousands or millions of American lives with his shrewdness, strength, good aim and whispering.

I don't know if anyone ever saw this, but it seems appropriate with the above comment:

Jack Bauer:

1) If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.

2) If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.

3) Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.

4) Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.

5) Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

6) Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.

7) Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.

8) Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.

9) 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.

10) Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.

11) Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.

12) Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.

13) When you open a can of whoop-***, Jack Bauer jumps out.

14) If Jack says "I just want to talk to him/her" and that him/her is you... well amigo, you're ****ed.

15) Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.

16) When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer ****ing hates lemonade.

17) In grade school, a little boy punched Kimberly Bauer, and Kimberly ran home to tell her dad. That little boy's name? Stephen Hawking.

18) Jack Bauer does not sleep. The only rest he needs is what he gets when he's knocked out or temporarily killed.

19) No man has ever used the phrase, "Jack Bauer is a *****" in a sentence and lived to tel-

20) In kindergarten, Jack Bauer killed a terrorist for Show and Tell.

21) Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.

22) As a child, Jack Bauer's first words were "There's no time!"

23) Jack Bauer's family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once.

24) If you are still conscious, it is because Jack Bauer doesn't want to carry you.

25) If you get 7 stars on your wanted level on Grand Theft Auto, Jack Bauer comes after you. You don't want to get 7 stars.

26) Guns dont kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.

27) Everytime Jack Bauer yells "NOW!"at the end of a sentence, a terrorist dies.

28) Jesus died and rose from the dead in 3 days. It took Jack Bauer less than an hour. And he's done it twice.

29) If you send someone to kill Jack Bauer, the only thing you accomplish is supplying him a fresh set of weapons to kill you with.

30) Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

31) If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.

32) After arguing over what was the better show, 24 or Walker Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris went to attack Jack Bauer with his trademark roundhouse kick. Jack Bauer caught it.

 

[shep]

That was the scariest episode ever because this

is coming back.

They should take her out & bring Edgar back..
Did I just say that..

 

[dvcfamily41801]

I don't know if anyone ever saw this, but it seems appropriate with the above comment:

Jack Bauer:

1) If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.

2) If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.

3) Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.

4) Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.

5) Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

6) Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.

7) Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.

8) Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.

9) 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.

10) Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.

11) Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.

12) Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.

13) When you open a can of whoop-***, Jack Bauer jumps out.

14) If Jack says "I just want to talk to him/her" and that him/her is you... well amigo, you're ****ed.

15) Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.

16) When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer ****ing hates lemonade.

17) In grade school, a little boy punched Kimberly Bauer, and Kimberly ran home to tell her dad. That little boy's name? Stephen Hawking.

18) Jack Bauer does not sleep. The only rest he needs is what he gets when he's knocked out or temporarily killed.

19) No man has ever used the phrase, "Jack Bauer is a *****" in a sentence and lived to tel-

20) In kindergarten, Jack Bauer killed a terrorist for Show and Tell.

21) Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.

22) As a child, Jack Bauer's first words were "There's no time!"

23) Jack Bauer's family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once.

24) If you are still conscious, it is because Jack Bauer doesn't want to carry you.

25) If you get 7 stars on your wanted level on Grand Theft Auto, Jack Bauer comes after you. You don't want to get 7 stars.

26) Guns dont kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.

27) Everytime Jack Bauer yells "NOW!"at the end of a sentence, a terrorist dies.

28) Jesus died and rose from the dead in 3 days. It took Jack Bauer less than an hour. And he's done it twice.

29) If you send someone to kill Jack Bauer, the only thing you accomplish is supplying him a fresh set of weapons to kill you with.

30) Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

31) If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.

32) After arguing over what was the better show, 24 or Walker Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris went to attack Jack Bauer with his trademark roundhouse kick. Jack Bauer caught it.

Jack is cool.

 

[Virgo10]

I don't know if anyone ever saw this, but it seems appropriate with the above comment:

Jack Bauer:

1) If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.

and the other ones too.

OMG! I have a stomach ache from laughing!

 

[Cool-Beans]

I don't know if anyone ever saw this, but it seems appropriate with the above comment:

Jack Bauer:

2) If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.


9) 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.

12.) Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.

16) When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer ****ing hates lemonade.

20) In kindergarten, Jack Bauer killed a terrorist for Show and Tell.

22) As a child, Jack Bauer's first words were "There's no time!"

28) Jesus died and rose from the dead in 3 days. It took Jack Bauer less than an hour. And he's done it twice.

31) If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.

I had not heard these!

 

[SamRoc]

OMG! I have a stomach ache from laughing!

Me too! that was hysterical, thanks gometros for posting that! I cant decide which one was my favorite, they were all so funny and so Jack!