WonkaKid
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I overheard a lot of unusual things in the park -- while standing in line, sitting on a bench or walking in front/behind other guests. Here are a few I heard last Sunday. Hope you enjoy these as much as I did 
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Girl1: How's work?
Girl2: Well, every day when something bizarre happens, I tell myself that it can't get any crazier. And every day I'm wrong.
Woman (to her friend): Parking in LA is never a problem because by the time you get where you’re going, everybody’s already gone home.
Guy1: How’s your car on gas?
Guy2: Much better than it is without it.
Dude (to his friend): This is ridiculous. Six years of high school and I can’t get a job.
Girl1: I haven’t worked in almost two years.
Girl2: Isn’t that hard?
Girl1: It’s easier than it sounds.
Guy1: I know a foolproof way around this. You in?
Guy2: I know what that sounds like to you. But all I can hear is ‘What are the chances of a plea bargain?’
Rob
P.S. As a bonus, here are a few pics I tool while on the way to/at the park.
.Girl1: How's work?
Girl2: Well, every day when something bizarre happens, I tell myself that it can't get any crazier. And every day I'm wrong.
Woman (to her friend): Parking in LA is never a problem because by the time you get where you’re going, everybody’s already gone home.
Guy1: How’s your car on gas?
Guy2: Much better than it is without it.
Dude (to his friend): This is ridiculous. Six years of high school and I can’t get a job.
Girl1: I haven’t worked in almost two years.
Girl2: Isn’t that hard?
Girl1: It’s easier than it sounds.
Guy1: I know a foolproof way around this. You in?
Guy2: I know what that sounds like to you. But all I can hear is ‘What are the chances of a plea bargain?’
Rob
P.S. As a bonus, here are a few pics I tool while on the way to/at the park.
