Things one man should never ask another man...

[onecoolmama]

Do you think I am pretty?

 

[WebmasterMaryJo]

<font color=navy>What kind of car was he driving?

Oh, you know, that pretty blue one.

 

[leahannpen]

Originally posted by Mary Jo
"Hey, I opened the fridge and found all the stuff I needed."

THAT is TOO funny!!

Were you just at my house this weekend? LOL!!!

 

[onecoolmama]

I am going to Best Buy, oh can I come with you...and do you mind if we stop at Victoria Secret?

 

[kild]

Do you ever get that not so fresh feeling?

 

[Microcell]

Originally posted by flaps
"Would you please bait my hook for me?"

Well, that one happened just yesterday! MY Dh pinched a worm in half and got "guts" under his nails! He then asked his daddy for help!

 

[onecoolmama]

How cold was the pool water?

 

[LadyAurora]

"What are you thinking about?"

"Dude, your new car is sooo cute!"

 

[Jolie C]

Do you think I should dye my hair?

 

[disneyeveryyear]

Viagra makes me feel bloated - does Levitra do the same to you?

 

[RitaZ.]

"Did you hear what John said about Dan? Well, let me tell you..."

"John hasn't called me in a week. Do you think he is upset with me?"

"They're are having a great sale at B&BW. Wanna come?"

 

[Robinrs]

for little men ( I checked with the one I live with and he's now violently ill) :

Just a salad and a glass of water with lemon for me....

Oooo, look at the cute little poodle!

Do you wanna come over and play tea?

What action figures? These are my DOLLS!

Forget about that video game, Lizzie is on!

Did you read my diary??

I got it! I got it! The coolest boots in the mall!

She didn't call me! Do you think she likes me?

 

[edcrbnsoul]

Originally posted by gallaj0
The other guys on the construction site just don't understand me the way you do, Stan.

ROFL

 

[chell]

 

[DepCor0311]

"You really shouldn't wear that color...you're more of an autumn." I want to beat myself up just for typing it

 

[cynsaun]

Originally posted by kild
Do you ever get that not so fresh feeling?

Hey! Michael Jordan made a commerical about this!!!


I've got one:

Do I need a bro?

 

[onecoolmama]

Originally posted by cynsaun


I've got one:

Do I need a bro?

 

[momof3disneyholics]

The only tools I need are my yarn and crocheting needles!

 

[EsmeraldaX]

Lol! I posted this 5 seconds before I left work as we were teasing DBF's friend about Oprah (which DBF has since put to a VHS to bring in him tomorrow!) and I can't believe it's now 4 pages long!

Now I have to catch up!!

 

[WebmasterMaryJo]

****Rinnnnng****

Hi Joe, it's Bob.

Do you have a couple of hours to talk on the phone? Oh, good.

Listen, I just got off the phone with Mary, and asked her out, and she said okay, but the tone she used made me confused. What do you think she meant? ....