The "World" May Never Be The Same! *We're back!* *new 8/24*

[betsywdw]

I am on top of that!!!!

I wanted to say I am on Top of That Rose...

Anyone know what movie that is from???

Yes you are

Is it from Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead???

 

[kindakrazy2]

Sharky knows how to get the gang started

She really does!

Yes you are

Is it from Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead???

Maybe!

 

[Disneymommom]

Hey! I'm coming up on 1000 posts before long!

You are almost to 1000 posts! You go girl!!!! You can do it!!!!

 

[Disneymommom]

DGS wanted to play on the computer a while so Sharky had to get off for a while. She's sorry she didn't get a chance to say bye and i snot sure if she'll get back on tonight or not. But, if not, she says goodnight and sweet dreams to everyone!!!!

 

[kindakrazy2]

You are almost to 1000 posts! You go girl!!!! You can do it!!!!

17 more I think!

DGS wanted to play on the computer a while so Sharky had to get off for a while. She's sorry she didn't get a chance to say bye and i snot sure if she'll get back on tonight or not. But, if not, she says goodnight and sweet dreams to everyone!!!!

Good night Sharky!

 

[kindakrazy2]

15 more!

 

[betsywdw]

I'll help you get there 13 more!!!!!

 

[Disneymommom]

Let's go girl, we got to get this going and hit 1,000 tonight!

 

[betsywdw]

DGS wanted to play on the computer a while so Sharky had to get off for a while. She's sorry she didn't get a chance to say bye and i snot sure if she'll get back on tonight or not. But, if not, she says goodnight and sweet dreams to everyone!!!!

Tell Sharky nite nite!

 

[Tat2ddisneymom]

Wanted to pop in and say hi

 

[Disneymommom]

How To Drive In Jersey .. ...

1. You must first learn to pronounce the city name, it is Nork - rhymes with Fork, not New-ark.

2. The morning rush hour is from 5 AM to NOON. The evening rush hour is from NOON to 7 PM. Friday's rush hour starts on Thursday morning.

3. The minimum acceptable speed on the turnpike is 85 mph. On the parkway it's 105 or 110. Anything less is considered "Sissy." (Just ask the Governor of NJ)

4. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Jersey has its own version of traffic rules. For example, cars/trucks with the loudest muffler go first at a four-way stop; the trucks with the biggest tires go second; However, SUV-driving, cellphone-talking moms ALWAYS have the right of way.

5. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear ended, cussed out, and possibly shot.

6. Never honk at anyone. EVER! Seriously. It's another offense that can get you shot.

7. Road construction is permanent and continuous in all of Jersey. Detour barrels are moved around for your entertainment pleasure during the middle of the night to make the next day's driving a bit more exciting.

8. Watch carefully for road hazards such as drunks, skunks, dogs, cats, barrels, cones, celebs, rubber-neckers, shredded tires, cell-phoners, deer and other road kill, and the Homeless feeding on any of these items.

9. MapQuest does NOT work here -- none of the roads are where they say they are or go where they say they do and all the Turnpike EZ Pass lanes are moved each night once again to make your ride more exciting.

10. If someone actually has their Turn Signal ON, wave them to the shoulder immediately to let them know it has been "accidentally activated."

11. If you are in the left lane and only driving 70 in a 55-65mph zone, you are considered a road hazard and will be "flipped off" accordingly. If you return the flip, you'll be shot.

12. Do not try to estimate travel time -- just leave Monday afternoon for Tuesday appointments, by noon Thursday for Friday appointments, and right after church on Sunday for anything on Monday morning.

 

[Disneymommom]

Wanted to pop in and say hi

Hi Tat, how you doing today?

 

[betsywdw]

Wanted to pop in and say hi

Hi Tat How are you doing?

How To Drive In Jersey .. ...

1. You must first learn to pronounce the city name, it is Nork - rhymes with Fork, not New-ark.

2. The morning rush hour is from 5 AM to NOON. The evening rush hour is from NOON to 7 PM. Friday's rush hour starts on Thursday morning.

3. The minimum acceptable speed on the turnpike is 85 mph. On the parkway it's 105 or 110. Anything less is considered "Sissy." (Just ask the Governor of NJ)

4. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Jersey has its own version of traffic rules. For example, cars/trucks with the loudest muffler go first at a four-way stop; the trucks with the biggest tires go second; However, SUV-driving, cellphone-talking moms ALWAYS have the right of way.

5. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear ended, cussed out, and possibly shot.

6. Never honk at anyone. EVER! Seriously. It's another offense that can get you shot.

7. Road construction is permanent and continuous in all of Jersey. Detour barrels are moved around for your entertainment pleasure during the middle of the night to make the next day's driving a bit more exciting.

8. Watch carefully for road hazards such as drunks, skunks, dogs, cats, barrels, cones, celebs, rubber-neckers, shredded tires, cell-phoners, deer and other road kill, and the Homeless feeding on any of these items.

9. MapQuest does NOT work here -- none of the roads are where they say they are or go where they say they do and all the Turnpike EZ Pass lanes are moved each night once again to make your ride more exciting.

10. If someone actually has their Turn Signal ON, wave them to the shoulder immediately to let them know it has been "accidentally activated."

11. If you are in the left lane and only driving 70 in a 55-65mph zone, you are considered a road hazard and will be "flipped off" accordingly. If you return the flip, you'll be shot.

12. Do not try to estimate travel time -- just leave Monday afternoon for Tuesday appointments, by noon Thursday for Friday appointments, and right after church on Sunday for anything on Monday morning.

This is too funny I like #5, for some reason the word cussed always cracks me up

 

[Disneymommom]

Come on Sarah, we are almost there, don't quit on me now? Only 7 more posts and you should be the one to make that milestone post!

 

[betsywdw]

Come on Sarah, we are almost there, don't quit on me now? Only 7 more posts and you should be the one to make that milestone post!

Yeah Sarah, hurry and get back so you can make the 1000th post

 

[Disneymommom]

Hi Tat How are you doing?



This is too funny I like #5, for some reason the word cussed always cracks me up

That's us Joisey drivers for ya, LOL.

 

[Disneymommom]

We're trying to hold out here Sarah and let you have the 1,000 th post on your thread but you are making it difficult.

Oh where oh where has our Sarah gone, Oh where oh where can she be?

 

[kindakrazy2]

I'm here!

Had to put the kids to bed!

 

[Disneymommom]

Yoohoo Sarah, am trying to save the special spot for you to post, hurry back.Where did you go?

 

[kindakrazy2]

THIS IS IT!!!!!!

1000 POSTS!!!!!!

WOohoo!!!!!



Thanks everyone for reading along with me!

And thanks to Disneymommom and Betsy for helping me out tonight! You guys are the best!