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[Tat2ddisneymom]

OK everybody I have decided that my sister has graduated to old lady stage. They took my DS to a concert lastnight to see Dropkick Murphey and The Mightymighty Bosstones. They left early because Dropkick Murphey started and I quote her started dropping the F -bomb. I hate to be the cynic but at 12 they have heard it before. Her and her DH are just too old for anything other than Weird Al and John Fogerty.

Good thing she wasn't with me last night. I don't know who was worse...me or the bands.

That's scary. There are parts of Northern California where the cattle graze all ove rhte open land and it is nothing to have them across the highway and having to wait for them.

And you have no protection from them when they're on the highway ready to charge at you at any given moment?

 

[kaoden39]

Good thing she wasn't with me last night. I don't know who was worse...me or the bands.

And you have no protection from them when they're on the highway ready to charge at you at any given moment?

Umm I have never seen a cow charge. When I was a kid I would go in the cow pastures with my Grandpa. I have never met more mellow or stupid animals in my life.

 

[Tat2ddisneymom]

Umm I have never seen a cow charge. When I was a kid I would go in the cow pastures with my Grandpa. I have never met more mellow or stupid animals in my life.

They're nasty and they WILL KILL!!!

 

[kaoden39]

They're nasty and they WILL KILL!!!

Wow east coast cows must be different. Maybe it's the food they get? After all haven't you seen the California cheese commercials the cows in California are happy cows.

 

[Tat2ddisneymom]

There is no such thing as happy cows. They are vicious malicious KILLERS!

 

[kaoden39]

There is no such thing as happy cows. They are vicious malicious KILLERS!

Well beef is bad for you.....

 

[kaoden39]

A bear walks into a bar in Billings , Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.
The bartender approaches
and says, "We don't serve
beer to bears in bars in Billings ."
The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.
The bartender tells him
again, more forcefully,
"We don't serve beer
to belligerent bears in
bars in Billings ."
The bear, very angry
now, says, "If you don't
serve me a beer, I'm
going to eat that lady
sitting at the end of
the bar "
The bartender says,
"Sorry, we don't serve
beer to belligerent,
bully bears in bars in
Billings "
The bear goes to the
end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman.
He comes back to his seat
and again demands a beer.
The bartender states,
"Sorry, we don't serve
beer to belligerent, bully
bears in bars in Billings
who are on drugs."
The bear says, "I'm
NOT on drugs."
...You're gonna love
this........


The bartender says,
"You are now. That
was a bar*****youate .

 

[kaoden39]

I'm so alone and lonely!

 

[kaoden39]

And only seven more posts to 3000!

 

[kaoden39]

Sharky here is a picture for you of my swimsuit top.

Oh Yeah!


3000!

 

[Disneymommom]

yeah we all really have and I cherish you and everyone else too I think we all plan to retire to Orlando so I guess we'll just be lil ol' florida biddies together



heck yeah for sure!!



that is so funny

Yes everybody retire to FL, of course I'll be so old then I'll have to be Sophia (from the Golden Girls) or I'll be dead by then, But you can all be the old blue hairs in Florida one day together,

 

[Disneymommom]

I do stuff without Joe all the time. He just doesn't like the same things I do.

ACK! You do realize that he's TOUCHING A FISH???????

Beavers...

You better leave me reserved on the couch, just in case.



Awesome! You are the official Queen of Multitasking.

I have your regular appoint penciled in Tat, you have an honor place on my Princess Couch. My couch is always open, LOL!!!!

 

[Disneymommom]

Hi everybody!

We went and got my wandering son from his Aunt's place. I will post pictures later.

QM love your couch. Very appropriate.

Tat yes I realize that he was touching a fish. That is part of fishing. I have touched a fish or 2 and I can even bait my own hook.

Hey Michele! Thank you, glad you like my couch, it's always open!!!!

I fish and I usually catch bigger fish than DH, but I don't bait my own hook and I don't take my fish off the hook, lol, DH says it's like taking a child fishing as he has to do it all for me Hey he wants me to fish with him so he has to suffer the consequences!!!

That was a really awesome fish your DS caught!

 

[Disneymommom]

WHA???? You don't want pictures???

I had such a good time! I lost count at 6 Alabama Slammers and then pulled a Sharky and didn't go to bed until 5 a.m. I was draggin' today. Was up at 7:30 this morning to pick up DS at the National Zoo.



How are you doing on those surveys, Love? Are ya rollin in the cash yet?



What, no bra this time?

OH JEEZ! Kinda personal stuff there. Have you ever flushed a feminine product??? Well, isn't that what you're SUPPOSED to do with them?

Can't say I've ever clogged anyone's toilet, but I have been known to look in a medicine cabinet, but only because I need something, or because I might need something and I have to know where it is they keep it.

Are they nice beaches?

Cool! I haven't had any major mishaps for a couple of days, but I'm sure one is coming.

Man, I wish I would have had nasal spray! I bought some yesterday cause I'm super allergic to my sister's house (I guess it's the cat). I flushed all the snots out! Jeez, there I go again.

Whassamadda with Tomato?

Yes, go to MNSSHP! I'm sure Sharky can find Tomato a good deal on a WDW vacation.

So do I. Haven't you ever noticed that Wal Mart shoppers are some of the most inconsiderate people in the world? Have you ever been to the Wal Mart by me on a Sunday morning after church lets out? It's like a free for all.

Yes I think NJ has some nice beaches. They used to be even nicer. But things change as years go by!!! Ocean City is really nice and Sea Isle is nice and actually Atlantic City is now very nice where it was junky for a while, now that the casinos are there they have cleaned it up and its a nice resort area now! If you went to Atlantic City you could really see Sharky as she's only 45 minutes from there, you'd have to almost pass right by her to get there!!!!

I'll be available when you have your next mishap, I switch from psychiatrist to Medical Doctor in 30 seconds!!! Just hope you don't really need me only because I don't want you to have anything bad.

Yes I've noticed some pretty crazy Wal-mart shoppers!!!! I of course am one of the considerate shoppers but there are tons of the other kind!!! So I do know what you mean and I hate their lack of check out lines and their over crowded parking lots but I do like the store itself, I can't help it, where else can you buy your feminine products, some grapes, a blouse, your dog food, hair gel, get your oil changed and pick up your prescription all in one place???

Aww, that's so cute!

You mean we can charge???

OK, everybody up against the wall and spread em. I'm doing a strip search.



Yeah, where is Cheri?

Oh, good! What's she been up to all weekend?



The killer cows tried to follow me home today. I swear these animals are out to get me.

Yes of course we can charge!!! Now if you want someone to actually pay that's a whole different story!

Uh oh, I hear the snapping of rubber gloves, I am out here!!!

 

[Disneymommom]

OK everybody I have decided that my sister has graduated to old lady stage. They took my DS to a concert lastnight to see Dropkick Murphey and The Mightymighty Bosstones. They left early because Dropkick Murphey started and I quote her started dropping the F -bomb. I hate to be the cynic but at 12 they have heard it before. Her and her DH are just too old for anything other than Weird Al and John Fogerty.

That's scary. There are parts of Northern California where the cattle graze all ove rhte open land and it is nothing to have them across the highway and having to wait for them.

When we lived in northeasts PA there were many times we had to wait while the cattle crossed the road, LOL!!! It was a riot!

 

[Disneymommom]

Good thing she wasn't with me last night. I don't know who was worse...me or the bands.

And you have no protection from them when they're on the highway ready to charge at you at any given moment?

You must have really mad that cow mad, or maybe it had "mad cow disease" I've never seen a cow charge!!! Cows with those big old bodies have little tiny brains, they are not the brightest animals in the kingdom but always seem very gentle!!!

 

[Disneymommom]

They're nasty and they WILL KILL!!!

Ya big sissy!

 

[Disneymommom]

Wow east coast cows must be different. Maybe it's the food they get? After all haven't you seen the California cheese commercials the cows in California are happy cows.

Most of the cows I see are carrying signs saying "Eat more chikken!"

 

[Disneymommom]

Sharky here is a picture for you of my swimsuit top.

Oh Yeah!


3000!

That's a cute bathing suit top Michele! I like it!

Congratulations on 3000 posts Michele!!! Way to go!!!!

 

[Disneymommom]

I'm so lonely, no one ever comes to play with me!!!