The Wait is Over.....DIS Land is here!! :)

[Disneymommom]

Two men sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one guy
looks at the other and says, 'I can't help but think, from listening to
you, that you're from Ireland' .

The other guy responds proudly, 'Yes, that I am' .

The first guy says, 'So am I. And where about from Ireland might you
be?'

The other guy answers, 'I'm from Dublin, I am'.

The first guy responds, 'Sure and begora, and so am I. And what street
did you live on in Dublin?'

The other guy says, 'A lovely little area it was. I lived on McCleary
Street in the old central part of town'.

The first guy says, 'Faith & it's a small world, so did I. So did I. And
to what school would you have been going?'

The other guy answers, 'Well now, I went to St. Mary's of course'. The
first guy gets really excited and says, 'And so did I.
Tell me, what year did you graduate?' The other guy answers, 'Well, now,
let's see, I graduated in 1964 .'

The first guy exclaims, 'The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I
can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight.
Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Mary's in 1964 my own self.'

About this time, Vicky walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a beer.
Brian, the bartender, walks over to Vicky, shaking his head &
mutters,' It's going to be a long night tonight' .

Vicky asks, 'Why do you say that, Brian?'

'The Murphy twins are drunk again.'

 

[Disneymommom]

An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man kneeling down and cupping a hand to drink from the farm pond.

The Amish farmer shouts, 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.'
(Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows s--t in it'.)

The kneeling man shouts back, angrily, 'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand you. I speak Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred tongue of Islam, speak to me in English.'

The Amish farmer replies, 'Use two hands, you'll get more."

 

[Disneymommom]

Young Chuck, moved to Montana and bought a horse from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.'

Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.'
The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'

Chuck said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.'

The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him?

Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'

The farmer said, 'You can't raffle off a dead horse!'

Chuck said, 'Sure I can Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'

A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, 'What happened
with that dead horse?'

Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a
piece and made a profit of $998.'

The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'

Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.'

Chuck grew up and works for the government!

 

[Disneymommom]

A Redneck from Arkansas walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to Bakersfield on
business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and that he was not a
depositor of the bank. The bank officer told him that the bank would need
some form of security for the loan, so the Redneck handed over the keys to a
new Ferrari. The car was parked on the street in front of the bank. The
Redneck produced the title and everything checked out. The loan officer
agreed to hold the car as collateral for the loan and apologized for having
to charge 12% interest.

Later, the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the
Redneck from the south for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral for a $5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's underground
garage and parked it.

Two weeks later, the Redneck returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest of
$23.07. The loan officer said, 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your
business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a
little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?'

The Arkansas Redneck replied, 'Where else in New York City , can I park my
car for two weeks for only $23.07 and expect it to be there when I return?'

Ah, the Old Stupid Arkansas Rednecks, and his name was Bubba

 

[Disneymommom]

I guess you all have gone to bed and no one is coming out to play so I am going to close down my stand up comedy act here and take it on the road.

Good night everyone, sweet dreams.

 

[Disneymommom]

I'm going to have to hang around long enough to see if I can finish filling a page all by myself.

 

[Disneymommom]

Yep I did it, finished the entire page by myself and now am at the top of a new page all by myself so I'm going to go bye byes!!!!

 

[OrangeBlossom15]

Good morning everyone!

Been a loooong week and an even longer weekend. First with sick DS and now a sick DD. Sigh. I have it but seems my body is fighting it off better. So I just feel miserable but keep on going.

Hope everyone had a good weekend. Off to get ready for work.

 

[Leger13]

I do stuff without Joe all the time. He just doesn't like the same things I do.

ACK! You do realize that he's TOUCHING A FISH???????

He's just a party pooper!!

are you scared of fish too?

 

[Leger13]

Aww, that's so cute!

You mean we can charge???

OK, everybody up against the wall and spread em. I'm doing a strip search.



Yeah, where is Cheri?

Oh, good! What's she been up to all weekend?



The killer cows tried to follow me home today. I swear these animals are out to get me.

our cop is enforcing some strange rules.

I'm not sure what Cheri was up to all weekend. She just sent me a short response txt saying she was still alive.

OK everybody I have decided that my sister has graduated to old lady stage. They took my DS to a concert lastnight to see Dropkick Murphey and The Mightymighty Bosstones. They left early because Dropkick Murphey started and I quote her started dropping the F -bomb. I hate to be the cynic but at 12 they have heard it before. Her and her DH are just too old for anything other than Weird Al and John Fogerty.

that's too funny. I think I heard the "F" word when I was still in elementary school....I remember it vividly.

There is no such thing as happy cows. They are vicious malicious KILLERS!

you crack me up

I'm so alone and lonely!

awww I'm sorry Chele.

Sharky here is a picture for you of my swimsuit top.

Oh Yeah!


3000!

Love your swimsuite top and congrats on 3000!!

 

[kaoden39]

Hey Michele! Thank you, glad you like my couch, it's always open!!!!

I fish and I usually catch bigger fish than DH, but I don't bait my own hook and I don't take my fish off the hook, lol, DH says it's like taking a child fishing as he has to do it all for me Hey he wants me to fish with him so he has to suffer the consequences!!!

That was a really awesome fish your DS caught!

Thank you, he was thrilled with it. And I may take you up on the couch spot especially because it's so cute and stylish. I bait my own hook because my Dad taught me but I don't take them off the hook. And I usually do better than he does when we fish.

 

[Leger13]

Yes everybody retire to FL, of course I'll be so old then I'll have to be Sophia (from the Golden Girls) or I'll be dead by then, But you can all be the old blue hairs in Florida one day together,

Sophia...good one! You'd make a great Sophia. And you better still be around when we all retire down there.

I have your regular appoint penciled in Tat, you have an honor place on my Princess Couch. My couch is always open, LOL!!!!

I love your couch mommom!!

I'm so lonely, no one ever comes to play with me!!!

awww I'm sorry MomMom!! I was working on what chris and I are going to do in September....

 

[Leger13]

I'm caught up now and wondering why everyone was so quiet this weekend.

I wasn't home much on Saturday so that's why I wasn't on much that day. Yesterday I was just being lazy so no excuse there.

Hope everyone is doing well!!

 

[kaoden39]

our cop is enforcing some strange rules.

I'm not sure what Cheri was up to all weekend. She just sent me a short response txt saying she was still alive.



that's too funny. I think I heard the "F" word when I was still in elementary school....I remember it vividly.



you crack me up



awww I'm sorry Chele.



Love your swimsuite top and congrats on 3000!!

I know. I couldn't believe my sister I figured she would be better at coming up with excuses. Thank you on the swimsuit top and the congats. Good morning!

 

[kaoden39]

I'm caught up now and wondering why everyone was so quiet this weekend.

I wasn't home much on Saturday so that's why I wasn't on much that day. Yesterday I was just being lazy so no excuse there.

Hope everyone is doing well!!

Saturday I hung out with girlfriends and then on Sunday we drove about 2 hours or do away from home to pick up DS from my sisters house. So I was seriously slacking off.

 

[Leger13]

I know. I couldn't believe my sister I figured she would be better at coming up with excuses. Thank you on the swimsuit top and the congats. Good morning!

For real! Oh well.

You're welcome. And good morning back

Saturday I hung out with girlfriends and then on Sunday we drove about 2 hours or do away from home to pick up DS from my sisters house. So I was seriously slacking off.

Ah, "on the road again....." LOL

That's alright, I completely understand.

 

[kaoden39]

Saturday was so nice because I left the house and didn't worry about a thing. I went shopping and had a ball in the early part of the day and in the second part I signed up for an Oprah seminar thing that is gonna be in San Francisco in October. That should be interesting. I can't remember who all we are se.eing but I do remember Stacy London from "What Not To Wear" and Nate(last name escapes me) the other 2 are a cooking expert who is teaching fast easy healthy meals. And the last one is a diet and fitness expert. So all in all it will be a full day

 

[betsywdw]

Hey Ladies

Just popping in quick to say hi! My Mom is on her way to stay with us for a few days while my Dad is out of town. I probably won't be around much since I'll have someone to go do something with! Geez do I wish that I had family that wasn't 1 1/2 hours away!

I hope I haven't missed anything with you all! Miss you!

I'll check in soon

 

[betsywdw]

Saturday was so nice because I left the house and didn't worry about a thing. I went shopping and had a ball in the early part of the day and in the second part I signed up for an Oprah seminar thing that is gonna be in San Francisco in October. That should be interesting. I can't remember who all we are se.eing but I do remember Stacy London from "What Not To Wear" and Nate(last name escapes me) the other 2 are a cooking expert who is teaching fast easy healthy meals. And the last one is a diet and fitness expert. So all in all it will be a full day

This sounds awesome! I bet it's Nate Berkus, Oprah's design guy! He is such a cutie! I can't wait to hear all about it!

Good to see you Michele

 

[betsywdw]

I'm caught up now and wondering why everyone was so quiet this weekend.

I wasn't home much on Saturday so that's why I wasn't on much that day. Yesterday I was just being lazy so no excuse there.

Hope everyone is doing well!!

Hi Carla

It was quiet here this weekend...I expected us to be close to 100 pages

I've been lazy too since I got home from my parents house.

I'm off to get some laundry done before my Mom gets here!

Miss Ya!