The Two Really Old(ish) Happyhaunts Go South. Alone... But With ECVs!

Oh my word. I have not been back since like page 1 and before they ventured to Wally World even once.

Mel do not listen to Zubb (massively jealous of whom you pulled out of obscurity) every word has made me ROLFLAPPMUPBT( I have zero clue what those letters stand for but they sure looked impressive). I would have been back sooner but all the Canada references make me crazy nervous since I do not have a passport and recently cruised with my bosses (Jami & Frick from FTM Travel) and there was a passport incident involving one of my employers that involved Zanax and a wet rag. For Me, not the passport infractionater. Is that a word? Anywho I would love to mass quote anything of importance but alas I am lazy.

Now when last I was speaking to Zubb, give or take around 2007, I was considering how many years I had before a knee or hip needed to be replaced. Actually after watching late night infomercials I decided to bypass that and go for the full body lift. Had it done recently and they pulled all the excess skin from the cankles up to my neck. It looks really good from the front but I now have a hump like Quasimodo in the back. Just so you know I googled Quasimodo by typing in quozie modo and walla whoop there ya go. Don't cha just love google. Back to the point at hand. Maybe after Maelstrom Meet ??? we can get a picture of that and compare it to a jar of pigs feet. Similar in look but not size. I have those pig feet by 4 of Fricks thighs and 33 of those huge donuts. Thinking of getting a weave to cover that mess up but I saw Girls Gone Wild and those weaves always get pulled out during the Food & Wine drink-a-thon after they were in the ditch for one or a bakers dozen.

So again, back to the point. Massively impressed you are still not shut down. Have we lost our touch and softened over the years? Surprisingly the words Sweet Tomatoes snapped me right back in to reality. Please say you signed up for the coupons. Once a week, like clockwork. This is the last week for grilled cheese focaccia dippers and tomato soup. My salad lover got a little hooked on the joint when we wintered in Orlando several years ago and we usually visit once a trip with my BIG FAT COUPON in hand. There is a point to this crazy talk. Last December I was a nervous Nellie that we would never, ever again see the Osborne Lights since ya know the Dis is full of rumors. My grandbaby, which in case you were wondering and I am sure you are, who is named after me, well the middle name, and whom is the light of my life had never seen this piece of Disney history. She HAD to see the lights because of what if? What if they are up this year and we want to see them again? What IF???? What IF every time I tried to plan a trip some medical emergency would befall(?) me like a bunch of locusts going to a church revival? I felt the need to throw together a last minute trip for no less than 8 people because of what if? And low and behold we pulled it off like that one time when Santa needed Rudolph to pull his sleigh in a snowstorm. Is there any point to this? Yes, yes there is.

My beautiful granddaughter, Jaelyn ANN (after me) had spent most of the week meeting, getting autographs, and having her photo taken with Princesses, Big Heads, statues, buildings, food, you name it. The night we went to Sweet Tomatoes she hit the mother load. NO OFFENSE ANYONE AND EVERYBODY. I am even spelling out NO. She was 4, remember that. We all pile out of my rental car, TFI that I have approx. 150 pictures of because I loved that car, with the very important coupon in hand and my Jaelyn ANN freezes in her spot. Not a muscle was moving. She was not even blinking. Maybe not even breathing. Everyone was moving quickly to the door in case they ran out of lettuce except my girl. Frozen, like Anna in the movie, with her mouth slightly open and her hand s- l- o- w- l- y starting to point. In tiny, screechy little girl voice, which is loud, says "The Baby Jesus". Then gets crazy excited to have a meet and greet, photo op, maybe hold the little guy and say prayers with the REAL baby Jesus. Which really wasn't the real baby Jesus. It was December and all. And she is super smart like me, and FOUR.

The next 90 minutes were spent trying to convince her there would not be said meet and greet, autograph session, or anything else with the nice Muslim family who were lucky enough to have the baby Jesus in a Moses basket right there in Sweet Tomatoes. They had a freaking coupon too. Y'all realize my gandbaby is loud right? and pretty dang diligent, when the baby Jesus is RIGHT there before your eyes while you are eating a baked potato, in December, right? Now what a waste of typing and reading, all because of Sweet Tomatoes. Back to Melly's report and Zubb dreaming of discounts.
 
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OH Ashypoop!!!!:


You KNOW I am totally kidding about not thinking NM's dog is a real *cute* dog.


But... it's like this: I can't actually physically hug her and awkwardly kiss her both cheeks. While giving her a loving concussion with my donkey teeth.

So... I must resort to LOVEMEAN.

To tell her how much I missed her.


Capish???


Moving on: HAAAAAAHAAAAHHAAA! You were stuck in a tube. underwater. and in an almost drowning panic.


That is horribly.

Funny.


Only cause you survived. and went on to be tiresomely bugging me about stuff today.

Do you really have to do some pretend work????

When. instead. we could "Conversation" and make fun of ZZUB all day?????


What does he really look like? Under the fur?????



GRAMMY of 2~~~

I just had to say I LIKED that post. (Noredhatlady)


You killed me. You're sooooo funny. Are you sure you didn't have a baby years ago in Canada? Before the passport restrictions? Obviously.

Put her up for adoption?????


Anywho... after the last intial post. I am glad to see you are back on your meds. And they *almost* are workin'. For you.

Almost.


Heh heh.


What I'm saying here is this: Can I pet your hump?

I'll rub it so good. And even... against the grain. Which I'm not sure is Northsouth or Eastwest?

But I'll give it a good 'ol Fashioned rump shaker. NOBeastieboys.

Cause I'm pretty sure that your *** ended up embedded in your shoulder blades.


There.


Roll Tide!


Cheers, Mel.

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Good god, are you not a a park yet???!!!! I cannot, for the love of god, understand how you could not race to the gates of the MK IMMEDIATELY upon arrival, running down the ancient, er, elderly folks and pushing small children out of the way for that first, never-gets-old glimpse of Main Street as you come out of the tunnel.

I may slight resemble that remark ((big grin))
 
Wednesday July 15th aka Day 4 aka Two Happyhaunts Really Like Sweet Tomatoes!!! NOMellyman.

So we left off with Mr. and Mrs. Happyshoot/Bumberhaunts having lunch at Sweet Tomatoes.

I was checking out all the different soups. Which I really enjoyed. And some mac and cheese because I can't ever ever resist mac and cheese.

It was literally a wonderful day at The Presidio as a young ghost when The General would make it.

*Almost* as good as Ragu and mac day. But not quite.

OH sweet General and her menus. Very very basic. Usually terrible rations. On the upside. The General was good at desserts. Which was her most important element of any ration pack. And about the only things I really ate much of as a child.


Which is prolly the reason I don't really do anything sweet anymore.


Anyhow... the soups were all really good. And I had quite a few servings. Of many different ones.

And... is good.... a good thing that I actually really like soup. Because I will never be able to have dentures. Down the road. Due to the wonderful freaky bone structure in my mouth.

What it appears. Is that... what would have been my magnificent breasts, instead of growing out...grew directly up. And into my lower jaw. Under my tongue.

Not as sexy as it sounds btw.
Heh heh


Anywho... Mellyman was eating too and went back and got more of this Asian flavoured broth one. Which you could add tofu and other stuff too. He was liking it. Actually, he had about three or four bowls of it. Altogether.

Until I said:

Me(l): Maybe you should slow it down on the tofu. You big hipster.

Mellyman: What's a hipster?

Me(l): Alex. And. Beth. *sigh*

Mellyman: Huh? And why not too much tofu????

Me(l): Makes your mitties bigger. (NOD to Vector our Anatomy Director)

Mellyman: Really? Ok. I'm good with four bowls then. *sadface*


We finished our lovely lunch. Basically... meatless lunch... and headed back to Blizzard Beach (NOSher). You can note tho that Mellyman ended up not hating Sweet Tomatoes. And even agreed to return in February with all the kids. Because Beth has been wanting to go there for several years. We've just been outvoting her due to hotfakepumpcheese at The Fudd.

Also...for some odd reason Mellyman said when he paid they gave him a Senior's Discount. At the register. Which he thought was great.

Me. Tho.

Not so much.

I chocked it up to being a Senor's Discount. And... pretended it was Cinco de Mayo Julyo.

Back to Blizzard and back to our restful spot. After the lockers. And the having to actually untie my locker key trauma. And stowing stuff and tears.


No tears. Just some OCD sweats.


When we got back to the spot with our chairs and lounger...guess what???? OHHHH guess what????? Mellyman decided to do????


Yes. Nap. His chickpea off.

I know this sounds like all Mellyman has done is nap. But to give credit where credits due. He hadn't slept much the night before thanks to the partiers and his fantastic rage fit. Where he went all Shia Labeouf on a fresh human corpse. Ish. (NOShia. You're truly honestly mad)

So. He wanted to nap. And his sleep has been really messed by his shoulder Murphing and all that. So I did understand.

I gave him the finger. And went my own way.

I can go my own way.
Go my own way.

So that's what I did.

I did the chairlift to Team Boat Springs. Where I hitchhiked with another family who lovedlovedloved my ghostly screaming presence. I think.

Especially... when I screamed "HIGH FIVE ME(L)"!!!! On the way down.

They weren't any much fun. Gotta say.

Then on to Snow stormers and Downhill Double Dippers. All fun. Allfun.

Then I got a hot dog.

At Lottawatta Lodge.

Because I really like hot dogs. And I was feeling a lack of meat protein. (NOSweetTomatoes)

It was sooooo good. I really am a fan of American Disney dogs. (NONM'scutedog)


Back to see if Mellyman was awake. I turned the corner by the Polar Pub and stopped. OHHHHHHH...BEER TIME!

Yah Bayyyybeeee!!!

Looked across to our spot. Mellyman was AWAKE! And seemed to be looking around. Either for Me(l) or at random women. It's the nature of men. All in their DNA and innocent. At least in Mellyman's case. He just enjoys beauty. And napping.


I yelled and waved. Waved and yelled. He didn't turn my way or see Me(l).


So... I screamed "Hey KIM JONG-UN!!! HEY HEY JONG-UN!!!" And also: "FAT MAN JONG-UN!!!"

Which is Calvin's nickname for him. Due to Calvin thinking he is hard done by...soo hard done by...by a large rulesy father.


Ohhhhhh!!! It worked!!! He saw me!!!! And waved.

Other people turned and also saw me. But no waving was coming my way. From them.

No matter.

I made the universal sign of tipping a pint glass to Mellyman and he nodded. And I went right up to Polar Pub and ordered us two pints of icy cold wonderful American beer.


Took it back to our spot and we cheersed each other. And started talking.


I asked about Mellyman's nap. Cause that was the only thing he'd done. He said it was lovely. And he asked about what I did.


I told him.


Minus the hot dog stop.


Cause I knew he'd be all mad and want to tear me limb from limb.


Just like a first date... with Shia Labeouf.



Cheers, Mel.


P.Sedit: Hi Sher!!! :)
 

They just don't get it Mel

I'm meet (ing) with Them in a couple of weeks. Scored a sweeeeet price on a rental (NOMagicalExpress) and they can't understand why I need to go offsite. Probably more than once. Any possibly to Walmart.
MK will still be there when I get back (NONorwayPavillion).
Sher - warning don't get in the YAK mobile or you may just end up at Sweet Tomatoes

OMG I broke my spleen with the talk of Fat Man Jong-Un

Mr YAK is affectionately known as Kim-Jong Ed in our house. Maybe we should get LittleYAKDS and Calvin together sometime to compare notes.

Oh the stories they could tell to Oprah.
Or Doctor Phil. Teenaged boys are so hard done by, eh?

But, they should know that Supreme Leader is not an entry level position. (NOJT)

I'm with GRAM - too lazy to multi-quote

Ash can you do a reinactment of your River Country donut disaster at SB??
I need the visual to get the full on funny.

Fun day at the BB but I will say we do need a little meat....

Or at least some of Frick's special ham juice

Just sayin'
 
YAK, WTH are you doing posting in the middle of the night?! And, NO, I likely cannot do a reenactment of the donut disaster when we're at SAB. Primarily because I am nowhere near as skinny as I was in 1987, and would never be able to slip my entire body, shoulders and all, through the donut hole (NOchildbirth). But also because it was one of the most terrifying experiences of my life, and though I trust my girls to save my life if needed (NOMrAshclan), I'd prefer to not re-live it.

Mel, I will say that your description of Sweet Tomatoes is appealing. I'm not big on the no meat idea, but I love me some soup and some mac and cheese. And a good salad bar is never a bad thing, either. As long as they have decent salad dressings. But. It is still off-site, and mama don't do off-site. Sorry, Canada peeps. I freely admit to not getting it. I need to be immersed in the World of Disney, so to speak, and I refuse to leave property while on vacation unless it's by ambulance (NOpanicattack).

I am with ya on the hot dogs. And the beer. But I suppose I don't have to point out that they were in fact obtained on WDW property.

No Kim Jongs in my house. I am NOT complaining about that, TFI.

Edited to shoutout: Hey Gram!! And Jaelyn ANN, who is as "still cute" and FOFF as her Grammy. :lovestruc
 
Firstly... can you take pictures of your Princess enjoying a tiny scaled down but perfectly arranged cheese and charcuterie board? With proper accompaniments?

So we got back from a micro-WDW Labor Day trip yesterday at ugh o'clock, we got our hedgehog back from the sitter an hour ago, and now, behold, for your cheese viewing pleasure:

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No charcuterie, sorry, too hard. But there are cookies, tea, pie, and a slightly large tea sandwich. And also wine.

Silly: your paean to cheese made me throw up in my mouth a little.

Hopefully this comforting photo of our hedgehog with a cheese plate will settle the rolling tides of your gastrointestinal world.
 
THANK YOU!!!!!!


OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Mr. Silli and Haley!!!!!


HI Haley!!!!!


You guys complete Me(l)!!!!

What are your real names? Where do you live????

Cause I wanna

Come "home". To this crap~ like twice a month!!!


Although... slinddog will prolly eat The Princess. In one gulp. Or the damn vomiting Lushy cat will toy with her. And drive her into a deep cheeseless depression. Or else... annoy her until she claws an eye out. Mostly the white part. And, not damaging in the longterm. But... still a trip to the hospital (Nopanicattack) and. Two weeks of ugly eye ness.(NOCalvin's form of Catlove)

What I'm saying here is this: Her couch is cleaner than any in our house. NOD.


And also:


Doesn't the lack of towel animals at WDW make you so said? It did for me. Not a one. On our trip. :(



I'll let the charcuterie go.


was too much I guess. To hope for.


Like... hanging up the phone real hard. Now a days. By slamming it down. On telemarketers. Which I can still do. BTW. At The Presidio. There are rotary dial phones there. Still.


Very very satisfying. TFI.


Thanks for that! It rocked.


I'm up because I can't sleep. IN CANADA. HI YAK!!!!!! olo

Cheers, Mel

Edit: Who *IS* The Max Rebo? really?
 
So...it's been about 52 years since I've been around here and posted anything.

Took me awhile to figure out this whole posting thing again. How many reply options do you need? Seriously? Apparently I'm a Lubbite too. Whatever that is. As long as it's not inappropriate. Which is probably is. Or at least "low key" inappropriate. Which somehow makes it better, apparently.

BUT I can't even BEGIN to describe how happy I am to see my Melly Mel posting another (soon to be incomplete) trip report! I would say it's been worth the wait...but, saidly, it hasn't. The wait was too long and I've seriously missed you, Mel. And the way you make me do the silent shake while sitting at my computer. So much so that I stalked you. Well, ATTEMPTED to stalk you. On social media. On several occasions.

Bad news: I never found you.

Good news: I am currently Facebook BFFs with someone named "Melancholy" from Canada. I think she might be a Lubbite too.

She's no Mel but she sure rocked the 60" blonde wig on horseback look in her profile pic. So real! Which is what made me think she was you to begin with. Because you're also so real. And so stinkin' funny! It's taken me quite awhile to catch up but I have just a few observations so far.

1- BORG on the Chevy's love and panic attacks. I had a couple several years back and they're no joke. I'm so glad everything turned out okay. Only you could make that experience hilarious though. I spit my strawberry lemonade at the computer a couple of times. I also fell in love with MellyMan a little bit while reading about his concern for you. Also the fact that he power walks like a dork to make you laugh earns him some points in my book as well. MellyMan rocks!

8- Your children are NOT tall! They're like 5 centimeters at best. I couldn't tell a THING about them! Other than they've grown up SO much since the last time you were around. Our babies have a way of doing that, don't they? I also have a 17 year old boy who supplements his protein shakes with everything in our fridge. So BORG on that too.

63- Sorry to hear about the General's health. It mad me wolley. I know you pick about the General but we all know how much you love her. I'm sure it's hard as heck but she's blessed to have you around taking care of her.

3- Who's this disgusting ZZUB person who keeps posting on your TR and why is he attacking elderly people?

9 3/4- I'm SOOO glad you're back around and I can't wait to read about the rest of your trip. I hope you got some bloody buffalo at some point and went on a wild goose chase around the Wilderness.

Or nah.

LOVE YA MEAN IT, MEL!!

Edit: I would've been here sooner but I was too busy hittin' the quan.
 
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HOLY CARP!!!!


La La Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

I've gotta say this: I was truly missing you. And... didn't know if you would post or not. Tonite tho. now. I've a lump in my throat the size of ZZUB's buttocks.

Which makes it impossible to swallow fluid. And my throat is the size of a smart car. Gonna blow my Adam's apple. NOCaitlyn.

So... my eyes are sweating a bit right now. to get excess fluid out. A bite or two.


Again. All ZZUB's fault.


Idk what to say except "sorry" for everything and anything.


Also gonna sing cause that's what I do for you. Like in golden olden days!!!!



Times have changed and times are strange
Here I come but I ain't the same
LaLa I'm coming home
Times gone by seems to be
You could have been a better friend to me
(not true lol but lyrics are not to be ****** with)
LaLa I'm coming home

I've seen your face a hundred times
Everyday we've been apart
I don't care about the sunshine yeah

Cause LaLa LaLa I'm coming home
I'm coming home
Yada
Blah
repeat

What I'm saying here is this:
Lock the doors. Get a newer restraining order.

And ROLL TIDE BAYBEEEE!



Roll Tide... my beauty! My LaLa!

Cheers, Mel.

Edit: 60" blond wig on horseback!!!! DED!!! you forgot deleting the cellulite ***cheeks!!!!! And Maelstrom ears! And Layla perfume!

Also: The cannilbalistic ducks!!!


xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo


What is quan???????????????
 
What are your real names? Where do you live?

You don't know our real names? Do you do Twitter? Haley wants you to follow her there and then all will be clear. Though also we're Steven and Haley. We live in Austin, so as a Canadian, you would melt if you came near. We are enjoying an amazing cold front, only 90 (American) / 32 (Canadian) today.

slinddog will prolly eat The Princess

Oh, but hedgehogs are cleverly armed:
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When they are even slightly threatened they become adorably stabby spike balls of pain. If they're normally threatened/annoyed they go into a full even stabbier ball with no easy access to the soft white chewy parts.

Her couch is cleaner than any in our house.

Heh, I wiped it down with a paper towel because it was a little too speckled and stained to be photographed.

Doesn't the lack of towel animals at WDW make you so said?

Oh, we were staying at the Grand Freudian, and I just figured they were too hoity-toity for those kind of things. I didn't realize they were doomed. :(

Thanks for that! It rocked.

I am a very weird person, so I get a little overenthusiastic about taking photos of our hedgehog, so I was happy to get to do it.
 
Wednesday July 15th aka Day 4 Part whatever aka We Eat... LIKE VIKINGS!! (if we get to dinner) idk...

So. After I got us beers. And we cheersed. We hung out a little bit at our comfy Blizzard ***** spot. Talking and people watching.

Eventually... Mellyman noted that he was watching two women in the wave pool in front of us.

Really really watching them. I got my jealous on. And asked him to point them out. To see if they were as old and donkey toothed as Me(l).

He did. And I laughed.

Cause they were only "half" to being women. They were two men in "transition". And yet both... better looking than me. I knew it right away. They had bikini tops on. And long hair. And skirt-bathing suit thingies bottoms. And still one was the size of Mellyman. The second was Vector sized. I thought their hair and makeup was flawless tho. NODS.

WhO in HAIL wears makeup to a WATER PARK? Not Me(l), and my hair looks like crap too. In a ratty ponytail... who cares!!! Plus I don't wear jewelry. Cause why do you want to lose your wedding ring in the Lazy River? Unless like most people...it's too tight to take off. Ever. Even for insurance purposes.

I'm looking at you... Mellyman. Cause we'd have to saw your finger off to remove that wedding ban. Of restriction. If we ever needed to. OLO!

He has gained a ton or two since we bonded forever in matrimony. TFI.

TGIFridays. Too.

Anywho... they were men turning into women.

But... we argued and Mellyman would not believe me. Or let me win the argument.
AS NORMAL.


So we finished our beers and I noticed that the two men/women had disappeared. It had been a bit of time there.

Due to our bickering about who was right, wrong, smarter, righter, prettier, fatter. Or who could belch louder.


It's Me(l). On that one. I can burp *so* loud that the roof shakes. (NOCalvin)

Mellyman hates it. And has tried to outlaw it. since prehistoric dating times. And calls me "Barney" aka The Simpsons. He even likes to say I look like Barney sometimes. When I burp with the lip burp extension lips. And....

When rocking a crop top.

Heh heh.

So after our sweet romantic burp fight fest. Which I did once or twice. And he cringed. Literally. Cause... I like to be all man pirate. TBH... It is still some sort of rebellionish thingie from my military stint at the Presidio.

He headed back to Polar Pub to get us two more beers.

Came back. And told me this:

Mellyman: Ok. You're right. They are men in transition.

Me(l): What?

Mellyman: Yeah. They were right beside me at the bar. Waiting to order with me. We chatted.

Me(l): Well? You chatted? (l0l)

Mellyman: They did. More than me. It was a long wait. They said hello. Asked where I was from.

Me(l): And?

Mellyman: Canada. I said Toronto cause no one else here knows any other place. And yeah. Guys. Because of their voices. But their nails were way longer and prettier than yours. (Teeth smile. Very rare)!!!!!!! NOD!!!!!

Me(l): Heh heh


We proceeded to again drink beers and talk. Then I grabbed Mellyman and hauled him back to the Lazy River.

We did three circuits. While he stayed awake and I steered his fatasp. Around.

He did not fall asleep. And we had fun.

Especially when I tickle him in the bum. underwater cause it's just hanging down there. Asking for a cheek pinch. or two.

He sooooooooooooooo hates it. And gets all Hippo mad but is stuck and can only threaten Me(l).

He tells me to stop. STOP IT. STOP.

But I never do. And then he says this:


"Stop or I'll KILL YOU!!!" Which makes me laff. Cause after 25 years. I'm still tickling his bum. When he's helpless.


We finally got out of the Lazy River and packed up our carp, emptied our locker and turned in the key for $5!!! Left our stolen towels behind. In the bin tho. This time we weren't in a premium area. And headed back to our Villa ala Boardwalk.

To shower. ****. Shave.

Heh heh.

What I'm saying here is: We showered. cleaned up. prettied up. And dressed real nice.


Going to dinner at Cape May Café.

(do you see the lil thingie on the "e" the fancy thingie Mr. Silli????? Cheers)

We headed out and strolled The Boardwalk again. Enjoying the night and the weather and my fashion sense ala Stevie Nicks.

I just dressed a lil hippie dippy. Idk but it's my style for the summer. In winter I am all The Stay Puft Marshmellow Man. 'Cause Canada is cold. And is just good sense to dress for it. And blend into the whiteness. When you're shoveling all your snow into the neighbour's driveway. For him to deal with.

I can smile. in the winter. Like a donkey. Wearing my white parka. And be soooo ghostlike it's scary.

Our neighbours like Me(l) tho. So they don't mind. The extra snow.


where was I????



OH yah. We headed to Cape May Café. And waited only like five minutes until we were given a booth for 2.

Mellyman HATES booths for two because yada blah.


THEN... we commensed to destroy the buffet. Systematically and with force. And direction.

Like a VECTOR!!!!


NOVector.


Cheers, Mel
edit: Thot I'd get the whole dinner story in here too but. NOPE!!! Tomorrow. Too tired. And can't focus. Anymore alaLaLa.


:)


Roll Tide Silli!!!


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ZZOO. BBEAST.

Hello! Hi! Hola!

And... all that.


Guess what?????

Guess what just came to Me(l)? Right this second. Reading your response and critique. There. It just came to me. IN AN EPIPHANY!!!!!

Or epifanie (NOLaLa'sspelling) But. honestly. La La... your lubbite carp works here too right now. With that.

I just realized that I used to refer to myself as Tigger. And you were Pooh. (Still spot on tho... Mr.#4)


However... it's more like this:

I am your DONKEY~


And you dear friendish.... Are my SHREK.


Even the *everything*. The personalities and the friendishship. Dynamic.

Like it's us. exactly exactly to a B!!!!!!! NOLaLa


Even the way we look. That is the scariest part.



I'm scared now.


Yet strangely comforted.


As I'm sure you will be. Heh heh.


And a heh heh. Again.



Cheers, Mel.



edit:

Shrek: STOP SINGING! Well, it's no wonder you don't have any friends.

DONKEY: Wow! only a TRUE FRIEND would be that cruely honest!
We can stay up late. Swapping manly stories about soccer and in the morning. I'm making waffles!
 
Once again can't sleep (hi Ash!)

So I'm here.

Must be something in the Canadian air.

Lalalalalalalala!!! Nice to see you!

Silly - Grand Freudian....lol!

Mel - of course they were from Toronto (NoRobFord)

Waffles!!! I love waffles!

I guess I'll have to wait for the story of you and Mellyman attacking the all you can eat crab at Cape May

No park yet - you are my hero.

No focus here either

Nitey nite...
 
LaLa!!!! I am so happy to see you, girl. Maybe even more happy than Mel. (Meaning, that I might be happier than Mel to see you, and not that I'm happier to see you than I was to see Mel. Just to clarify.) You still make me smile. And, made me exclaim to my husband, "Oooh, LaLa posted on Mel's trip report!" In response to which he, well, shook his head and chuckled. And maybe rolled his eyes. I couldn't see his eyes right then because, unlike Mel's kids, he is a bite over 6 centimeters tall. Like about 194 centimeters over. Though if he was 6 centimeters, I likely wouldn't have been able to see his eyes roll, either. My eyesight's not that good. (Seriously La? 6 centimeters? I can't believe YAK or Mel didn't call you out on that one.)

1- BORG on the Chevy's love and panic attacks. I had a couple several years back and they're no joke.

Wait. You had a couple of panic attacks, or you had a couple of tacos? Or nachos with guacamole? I'll wager it was the first thing, but that was some confuzzling sentence structure there.

Good to see that your spelling is on par with Frick's math. You two are like 6 peas in a poad. Or something like that.

Suffice it to say, it's wonderful to see you in this neck of the woods. Stick around!

Melly, I giggled at the image of your man yelling out "Stop or I'll KILL YOU!" in the lazy river. That is such a "sibling battle" phrase, from years ago. It was said by my brother to one of my sisters (but never me :rolleyes1) just about every day for about 18 years. In the old days. Ah, great memories...... Him saying it was almost as juvenile, or, as Z would say, "jejune", as you tickling his bum in the 1st place. Or burping.

Can't wait to hear all about your destruction of Cape May!
 
Just a few reply guys!

SHER:
We ARE at a park!!! It's a WATER PARK. Again. *sigh*

But to be thoroughly borg...I also enjoy my first glance of Main Street MK. And also just outta the tunnel. Left tunnel under the train station. No the right one.

Because that would be silly.

It is the time you feel you're really really THERE!!!!

And... I can see you running down children and the elderly. Stomping them down under the heels of your Jimmy Choo stiletto sandals. With enough bling on them to blind a normal person. While your new husband runs behind you carrying your Prada bag. And small designer-dressed house possum named Shirlayne.

OH YEAH!!! You know it's true!

The only time you prolly mow down more poor souls is at your neighbourhood's Annual Inbreeding Tailgate Party. Racing for the Miracle whip, pickled egg and Slim Jim *sammies*. Ugghhhhhhh. I wrote that. I really typed *that* word. Shudder.



Or else to be front of the line for the Cinco de Mayo Nnaise Moonshine Mojitos.

They're creamy! And blindingly festive!

Actually... maybe you actually can't see right anymore and that's why you run down everyone.

What I'm sayin here is this: (( big grin))!!!


YAK: What is it with the Canadian's not being able to sleep? These days?

Must be Blue Jays Fever. I guess.

Haaaaaaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaaaaa on the Kim-Jong Ed. Too funny. Must be something in our water. Or like you said the Canadian air. That borgs us so borgishly.

Prolly also killing brain cells.

Don't take Sher in the yakmobile to Sweet Tomatoes. Take her to Walmart instead. I betcha she's missing it real bad. NOWegman's. Plus I bet you guys can get some sorta mixed species bratwurst while your there. For lunchy poo.


HI HALEY AND STEVEN: I've heard the rumour that towel animals are, in fact, doomed. And like I sad...we didn't get a one...saidly.

Glad you are weird.


I find weird comforting. Like a nice Frito Pie. NoSher.

I don't twitter. Or facebook. Or stuff like that.


ASHYPOO: I'll let you slide on the lack of offsite dining and shopping love while at Disney. Cause you love hot dogs and beer. And La La!!!

So no strikes today my friend.

Your RIGHT!!!! I totally missed the 6 cm thingie from La La. I get I was too excited.

Either that or else I'm just used to normal people measuring by The LUNG. 6 cm is approximately 1/3 of a Lung. Length not volume.


Yak musta missed it in her state of chronic sleep deprivation.


I must admit. I am a lil immature when it comes to teasing and harassment. But you prolly already knew that.

There's no fun in growing old.

Ask WWUBBLES. My grumpy bubbles.


daly7of9: Yes we are back. Mel x 2. With another unfinished, eternally boring trippie.

Welcome back!

Note to Melself: I will not call you daly6of9. I will not call you daly6of9. I will not yada




Cheers, Mel.

edit:

Cape May coming!!!! Roll tide!!!
 
Wednesday July 15th aka Day 4 aka part 99 aka VIKINGS CAN EAT. AND POOP!!!!!

So... we were seated at Cape May Café in a booth for 2. Which Mellyman wished was a booth for 4. As normal *sigh*

He even always notes "This is supposed to seat two adults comfortably? Seriously? I barely have room for my wallet. And phones holster."

Then I note that, "Not everyone brings their guns to Disney World on vacation. Mel. And can't TD function without you for a couple days? NOfundsmangement. And... do you *really* have to work all the time? Also...I'm quite comfortable. Cause I'm a normal human size per-SON." (Ya... pronunciation is vewy vewy important when in grind mode. olo!)

TFI>

Just upps the AUNTIE~ NO Lala

So he accepted our seating arrangements and dealt with it like a very delicate saffron crocus needing a lil babying to develop it's true colour and potential.

Meaning this> I said "We're not moving now. So shut up."

Then my flower went on to start talking about the noisy young partiers the night before and they BETTER NOT BE AROUND TONITE PARTYING!!!! Because I need a good sleep and I'm gonna freak if they're loud again MEL! I'm being clear Mel... aren't I?"

Crystal. Baby. Gentle posy. (Read: *****) Heh heh.

So I fessed up!

Me(l): Well. You shouldn't worry too much about our neighbours tonite. Cause I kinda got even.

Mellyman: What?

Me(l): Yah. When I was getting you coffee and stupid boring paper. I turned their thingie on the door around.

Mellyman: Huh?

Me(l): The "Quiet Please" thingie. I turned it around. On the way in. To: "Please intrude/clean our room STAT. "

Mellyman: You did???? Oh that's great. Ha ha!

Me(l): Yeah. For you. And also cause it amused me to do it. Heh heh.

Mellyman: You are so rotten!


Heh heh.

Then we went up to check out the buffet. We had already ordered a beer for Mellyman and a glass of wine for Me(l). Pinot Grigio all the way. Baybee.

I came back with a plate of cheese. There was a huge chunk of bleu cheese and a huge chunk of brie. And fruit. OMG. Heaven. Plus I got a huge plate of crab legs like with 20 legs piled on. And melted butter. To boot.

Mellyman came back with the same amount of crab legs and no butter. Then he went back and got a huge bowl of chowder. And another huge bowl of extra clams.


Then he proceeded to shuck the clams and add them to the chowder. Cause that's what Mellyman and Calvin do. To make the chowder into basically a brick that you could walk across. And have to slice up to eat.


We dug in. Like weird fiends. NODuggars.

I enjoyed my cheese a lot. While wrestling with crabs. (NOLindsayLohan) And was having a bite of trouble getting them cleanly outta their shells.

Mellyman was just a machine. Quick efficient. Clean.

I just admired him. He is the one for me. Just purely on an eating basis.

He noticed my issues.

Mellyman: What's wrong Mel? You're looking defeated.

Me(l): I can't get the crab meat out all nice. I'm getting frustrated.

Mellyman: OH sweet messy Mel. Crack both joints and then break the leg. NOHannibalVector.

Me(l): Okay. *pause* CRAP!!!!! Ohhhh works perfect!!!!! Thanksyou.


So we got down to bidness. And some magically crab scarfing bidness we did.

More plates of crab. Some fried shrimp. Some chilled shrimp. Some steak. Some potatoes and some veggies for good measure.

WE ATE ATE ATE.

More crab than anything else but a lot of crab. Let me just say.

I like it with butter. Mellyman likes it straight up.

We ate so much so fast so hard we didn't even order any other beers or wine.

Serious eatin'.

Then Mellyman paused and sat back. Paused again and said he was going to the Powder Room. To make more room.

OLO!!!!!

I laffed! And waited. Like 15 minutes. It got old... the "olo ing". Eventually. And our server lady came by to offer me a warm wet towel. And to ask if we needed our check. olo. No! I said. My husband is coming back to eat more. He's just making "room". Hehe heheh.

She looked at me oddly. Took the towel away.


Eventually Mellyman came back. With a huge grin big grin NOSHER. on his face.

I said "Tactical vomit?"????????

Heh heh

No. He just super crapped. And was all proud.


What I'm saying here is this: He ate like three more plates of crab legs before asking for the bill.

And the return of hot towels.


He is amazing sometimes. Calvin would have been proud!!!! And also slightly grossed out. As I was.


We paid. using the amazing TIW card. And headed out back to Boardwalk and the Belle Vue Lounge. Where I again got two Magical Stars. Cocktails. But really 5 glow cubes in total. Mellyman drank a boring beer and I think some scotch. Or tequila. Who cares.

And it was the same rulesy bartender as the night before. I don't think he likes us. TBH. But the service was more prompt on this night. NOD.

When it came time to pay. I said "I'm going to give you MY TIW card. And, yet, my husband will pay this bill. Capish? And guess what: You'll be fine with it!"!!!! But I smiled all nice and wholesome like a sweetest Donkey EVAH.

And... he just did it. Magically. And Mellyman laffed and said that I was a total beach NOSher.


Then we took our remaining drinks back to our villa. And chilled.


We were having a good chat and good times. Then Mellyman suggested a little music. OK!!!! Great idea.

He suggested a little really really LOUD music for the neighbours. Heh heh. BUT... we didn't. And we couldn't hear anything from them anyways. So he put on one of my favourite songs.

A lil Van Morrison. And a lil INTO THE MYSTIC.

Cause since the beginning of time... MELLYMAN has always known how to rock my gypsy soul!


Cheers, Mel.


Edit: Real park day tomorrow! Magic Kingdom BAYBEEEE!!!!!!















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