Day 2 - Can you say 'H-A-R-R-Y P-O-T-T-E-R'?
....everyone is anxious to leave the condo and head to a park (as are many of my trippie readers!

) so, we were in our vehicles and driving along Route 4 on a Sunday morning by around 8:30. The A/C on FULL BLAST, it promises to be, yet again, another day of weather not unlike that of, ummmm, I dunno, THE EQUATOR. Already parked in the ET section of the lot, we made our way along the moving walkways [some of us more quickly than the rest of us - TRANSLATION: my DH and DS were practically KNOCKING OVER the innocents who were standing on the moving walkway, rather than going-with-the-flow...doesn't that just defeat the purpose of the 'moving walkway concept'?]
Tickets in hand, the gathering crowd directly in front of us slowly made their way through the turnstiles/entrance to IoA - yes, the World of Harry Potter was in our crosshairs, as was the REST of the parkgoers'...as we walked/ran/hurried through the Port of Entry [BTW ~ that background music was vaguely familiar to that of AK, but that's just MY opinion...] and approached the area of the Confisco Grille & Backwater Bar, we
almost committed a 'theme park faux pas'
[insert maniacal music HERE dun-dun-DUH-H-H! jumping the drop rope!

[ hey, in this dog-eat-dog world, a visitor's gotta do what a visitior's gotta do...] Notice that I specified
almost - the IoA workers (I'm sure they're not called CM's, right?) were vigilantly 'on-guard' for anyone who had ideas not unlike ours of simply bypassing Marvel Superhero Island, Toon Lagoon, and Jurassic Park by making a right turn here and essentially eliminating 'the competition'....no such luck, though; we needed to show them our US room keys [which, of course, we did not have]....so, like the rest of the disillusioned masses, we turned left and hurriedly walked beneath
The Incredible Hulk ride which was already forming a small crowd....since my DS's GF Alexis had never been to US/IoA, he was prudent in thinking that we were not going to get a chance to relive the fun of
The Amazing Adventures of Spiderman ride, so they began to walk a bit more slowly (trust me, with MY knees, that wasn't too hard to fake!). Within minutes, all we could see were the tops of Ron's and Jean's heads - we stopped, took a pic on the opposite side of the street:
....and quickly crossed and made a beeline straight to the facade of
Spiderman....mere moments later, our trio was already seated together on this awesome ride, with that giddiness from the feeling like we were doin' something naughty (oh, did I say
'awesome'?? I meant, for all you WDW diehards, 'mildly-amusing' ride...

)
[...gratuitous 'bahookie' shot, for all of you 'in-the-know'... ]
[...Jesse and Alexis in the foreground...]
[...uhhh, above, can someone please tell me WHAT that blue-shirted guy in the middle is doing??? ]
Anyhoo, once finished, we quickly tried to catch up to the rest of our party, who was already on the ever-lengthening queue of the
Harry Potter ride - we chalked up our sudden lagging to my penchant for constant photo-taking
[*wink* *wink* - and I'm trusting y'all to KEEP our lil' secret SECRET!
]....okay, so Jesse and Alexis snaked their way through the line to look for my DH [and company] while I entered the locker area to lock up my belongings safely inside one of the thoroughly confusing rooms filled with countless lockers [I REALLY hate this locking-up-all-your-belongings part!

] I finally met up with the rest of my crew near the arboretum area....I must say, I was really impressed with the authenticity of the effects - at times I almost felt like I was actually on the set of
HP...
....this ride TOTALLY ROCKS! OMG! US, without a doubt, spared no expense when they dreamed up this baby....the only negative I can say about this ride was that it did break down twice, and one time we were
almost upside down stranded there, feet dangling, in mid-air.....I'm not sure, but I don't think that THAT was part of the 'special effects' ...finally finished and now off, we made our way to the gift shop, where we were happily greeted by:
...and just for a split second, I actually thought the feathery 'lil guy was REAL - that is, until I spied the stitches in his beak...and noticed that his feathers weren't feathers at all, but FUR, and fake fur at that...
...we totally by-passed the
Flight of the Hippogriff ride and wandered off towards Ollivanders, but there was at least an hour wait to get in....
.....WHAT??!?! An hour wait just to look at some stupid wands??? I wouldn't wait an hour on line to enter a store if it was December 24 and I hadn't started my Christmas shopping yet!!
...the intense Florida heat was really beginning to get the best of us, and, since we were standing right next to a cool, covered, ice-filled cart [we just kept 'borrowing' ice samples], we decided to purchase the pumpkin juice and butter beer [BTW ~ it's neither butter NOR beer...which, of itself, may be a good thing!]- wow, were THEY tasty! Unfortunately, it did almost nothing in the way of quenching our thirst, so we opted to run for cover and sought the serenity of the cool shade inside the castle of the
Dragon Challenge. Well, it WAS dark but there wasn't nary a smidgeon of a gentle breeze, or even a possibility of a waft of air-conditioned coolness anywhere to be found (can you say
s-t-i-f-l-i-n-g??). In fact, I believe it could be closely compared to a child-labor-law-breaking sweat shop in a third-world country....
....to make matters worse, the 'Wait Time' sign evidently must have changed after we crossed the entrance. It originally had stated
25 MINUTES, but we suffered in that h&ll-hole for more than an HOUR! What was I thinking??? I'd LIKE to say that, at least, the coaster ride was worth it, bu-u-u-u-
ut.....
...well, we eventually made our way out of
The Wizarding World of Harry Potter, but not before clicking one last memory...
....and traipsing past Poseidon, Sinbad, and other heroes of yore:
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