You remember back when you were a perfect parent, you know, before you had kids? Those things you said you wouldn't be doing when you were a mom/dad... Or that "my kids will never..." and now your kids are running around nevering like they've never nevered before? You know, the things that you hear a pregnant woman say that you have to stop your self from laughing out loud about. Like "there will be no plastic toys in my house!" What things do you do for your kids that you said you'd never do? Or that you said they'd never do that you decided either wasn't worth the fight or was stupid to thing wouldn't happen to begin with?
Mine are: I was not going to be running my kids all over the countryside for sports and stuff. Now my crotch goblins are in wrestling and we got up at the butt crack of dawn on Sunday to be at a tournament 3 hours away by 8 am.
My kids will eat what I make or be hungry. Let me just take a second to laugh at my former self for that one. Firstly, I don't even want to eat what I made sometimes. Secondly, I did not take into account that I'd have one child with adhd who eats like a bird and has food sensory issues. He's 10 and weighs 70 lbs soaking wet. At this point, I make what ever he will actually eat enough of to keep him from losing weight.
There are a ton more I'm sure.
Mine are: I was not going to be running my kids all over the countryside for sports and stuff. Now my crotch goblins are in wrestling and we got up at the butt crack of dawn on Sunday to be at a tournament 3 hours away by 8 am.
My kids will eat what I make or be hungry. Let me just take a second to laugh at my former self for that one. Firstly, I don't even want to eat what I made sometimes. Secondly, I did not take into account that I'd have one child with adhd who eats like a bird and has food sensory issues. He's 10 and weighs 70 lbs soaking wet. At this point, I make what ever he will actually eat enough of to keep him from losing weight.
There are a ton more I'm sure.



