The Tagliarchy Mansion

[Bichon Barb]

Bullys suck!

I got into a fist fight in the 8th grade. I was goofing around with this cute boy, and he pushed me, and I accidentally bumped into this quiet girl and she says:

"Why don't you watch where you're going stupid", and I says:

"Don't call ME stupid", and she says:

"Well you IS stupid", and then she grabs me in a headlock, but I reach down and pull her leg out from under her, we both go down, and someone came along and broke it up. The end. Oh, except that I had on a tube top (hey, it was the late 70's!), and thank gawd I had a shirt over it which was buttoned up half way.

The next question:

Have you ever gotten into a fist fight?

 

[geffric]

Speaking of strange encounters... when i was young and single, lived in this wonderful apartment building in the middle of the city, in boys town... I was working two jobs and came home late one night.. and was entering the outer door to the building. This beautiful tall red haired women in a very low cut black dress was getting out of the elevator. She opend the door for me and I smiled at her and said "thank you"... and a very male voice said " you welcome"

 

[RickinNYC]

I do remember a moment back when I was in junior high. We took the bus to school everyday and there was one kid known as the school bully who insisted upon sitting behind me each and every time. When he did so, he would then proceed to kick the back of my seat time and time again. All to get a rile out of me.

Well, after it went on for a couple of days, I turned around and said, "Knock it off."

He resonded with some snot comment and challenged me.

I then told him that if he did it again, I was going to grab him by his head, and throw him in the seat in front of me. (I was talking SO big and tough but had no intention of doing what I said.)

He laughed, I sat down. And he starts up all over again. But this time, the entire bus was watching us to see what happened.

So what do I do? I kid you not. I turn around, grab him by his head, yank him out of his seat and throw him in the seat in front of me, just like I said. I was SHOCKED with a capital "S" that I did it!

And so was that kid! The entire bus applauded and cheered. He never ever bothered me again. He wouldn't even look at me the rest of the school year.

 

[Lewski709]

In HS the police came to get me, from school, for throwing a girl under a car at the beach. Yep, I picked her up and threw her under the car. Her dad was a county brownie. I just scuffed her up.

 

[RickinNYC]

Originally posted by Lewski709
In HS the police came to get me for throwing a girl under a car at the beach. Yep, I picked her up and threw her under the car.

Bully.

 

[deadheadbelle]

Originally posted by Bichon Barb

Have you ever gotten into a fist fight?

Nope, never. But I am going to call [COLOR=FF66CC]llebrekniT[/COLOR] right now. She has the best fist-fight story. She's told it before, but there are so many new folks here now who haven't heard it.

 

[HuggaBaloo]

Originally posted by RickinNYC
That's a m-o-v-i-e, not realy life. Puh-lease. Plus, if you want to get technical, the movie title is correct. It's in reference to having breakfast in front of Tiffany's window, hence the possessive use of the word.

Geez, some people...

Well, my comment was in reference to purchasing a diamond-emblazoned Tinkerbelle shirt at the Disney Store, not Tiffany's (store), so

Leave it to ohanafamily to mediate and also to point out that, in actuality, we were both wrong.

 

[Lewski709]

Look who's talking.
She was talking about me n my friends and I am very protective. I was put on house arrest and had to pay restitution. She went to the hospital, per daddys instructions, she had a few scrapes. BUT, she had a knife and was asking people for a tire iron. My parents would not press charges as it would have started a war. Let me tell you, the whole thing WAS worth it. She tried some kung foo karate on me, never touched me, she had no idea what she was doing and a ton of people were there. She made a fool of herself. That was the end of my rebelious days. I never touched anyone else or got in trouble.

 

[deadheadbelle]

Looks like Lewski709, RickinNYC, & [COLOR=FF66CC]llebrekniT[/COLOR] are the bad***es of the TAGLIARCHY. Any others?

 

[RickinNYC]

Another time was only a few years ago in one of "my people's" bars. I was with a group of friends and there was an incredibly drunk guy making moves on everyone. Pretty nasty.

Anyway, he locked onto my buddy Mel and would not take "no" for an answer. He kept at it and kept at it. I'm normally pretty protective of my friends and loved ones, but I knew Mel would be able to handle the situation.

Boy way I wrong. Mel was telling the guy off and telling him to leave him alone. Wasn't working so I stepped in and merely stood between Mel and the guy. I didn't say anything. Just stood there as a barrier. What does Mel do? He tosses his drink over my shoulder, right in the guys face.

The guys goes ape and jumps... ME! He did try to swing his fist but I caught it and then got him into a headlock. I didn't hit him though his arms were swinging like pinwheels. I ordered Mel to get the doorman while I held the guy.

The doorman shows up a minute or two later, seeing me holding this guy in a headlock, his arms flailing, every four letter word flying out of his mouth, and me saying, "Would you just shut up and calm down? You're being stupid. Stop it. Would you stop it?"

He gets thrown out. Doorman tells me if I need a job, I had one as a doorman.

I made Mel buy me a drink after that one.

 

[Bichon Barb]

OMG Do you hear that Twilight music playing? Another one of my weird coincidences. Just got off the phone with DH. Apparently Eric got into a little scuffle at intramurals this afternoon. Mind you, he has never gotten into a fight before. I haven't heard the whole story, but if I find out he started it, I'll kill 'em. Apparently he got punched in the nose, but he told DH that it didn't hurt and he won. That's my boy. LOL.

BTW, I am loving these stories. I'm picturing Rick as Ralphy in A Christmas Story.

For those of you that have boys, I read this great book a while back called "The Wonder of Boys". I'm going to try to find it on Amazon and post a link.

 

[RickinNYC]

Originally posted by HuggaBaloo
Well, my comment was in reference to purchasing a diamond-emblazoned Tinkerbelle shirt at the Disney Store, not Tiffany's (store), so

Leave it to ohanafamily to mediate and also to point out that, in actuality, we were both wrong.

I was right. YOU were wrong. SWEETIE.

 

[HuggaBaloo]

There's no way I'm going to PI with you people.

 

[RickinNYC]

Originally posted by HuggaBaloo
There's no way I'm going to PI with you people.

"you people"?

 

[deadheadbelle]

RickinNYC, you are so tuff (not tough, tuff). You are becoming more attractive by the moment! More stories, please.

 

[cheeringmom]

Originally posted by deadheadbelle
Looks like Lewski709, RickinNYC, & [COLOR=FF66CC]llebrekniT[/COLOR] are the bad***es of the TAGLIARCHY. Any others?

Nope I'm a <a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/16/16_8_100.gif' border=0></a> I don't even remember saying anything mean about anyone -at least to their face!!). And I'm not a weirdo just waiting to explode and go postal. <a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_3_10.gif' border=0></a>

 

[RickinNYC]

Originally posted by deadheadbelle
RickinNYC, you are so tuff (no tough, tuff).

Not when you consider, in my last posting about that drunk guy, I was saying things like "C'mon, would you just quit it? Quit it! Stop! Ok, fine, don't stop... would you just QUIT?"

 

[llebrekniT]

Originally posted by HuggaBaloo

Leave it to ohanafamily to mediate and also to point out that, in actuality, we were both wrong.

<a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_1_101.gif' border=0></a> Homerun!<a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/18/18_7_15.gif' border=0></a> I really enjoyed that one.

Yup, I was the honor student good girl that got in a lunchroom fight with my best friend since 3rd grade. I don't have time to tell the tale right now as Daniel has to work on his Science stuff. Long story short, I won, she lost, and believe it or not my parents were proud despite my 3 day suspension.<a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_20_47.gif' border=0></a>

 

[Bichon Barb]

Originally posted by Lewski709
Look who's talking.
She was talking about me n my friends and I am very protective. I was put on house arrest and had to pay restitution. She went to the hospital, per daddys instructions, she had a few scrapes. BUT, she had a knife and was asking people for a tire iron. My parents would not press charges as it would have started a war. Let me tell you, the whole thing WAS worth it. She tried some kung foo karate on me, never touched me, she had no idea what she was doing and a ton of people were there. She made a fool of herself. That was the end of my rebelious days. I never touched anyone else or got in trouble.

O-keeee. I know who I am NOT rooming with. For cripes sake, what if I accidentally said something bad about DHB or HB? I don't want a CM having to pull me out from under one of those parking trams or something! Or scaping me off of the monorail tracks.

 

[Bichon Barb]

Originally posted by llebrekniT
<a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_1_101.gif' border=0></a> Homerun!<a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/18/18_7_15.gif' border=0></a> I really enjoyed that one.

Yup, I was the honor student good girl that got in a lunchroom fight with my best friend since 3rd grade. I don't have time to tell the tale right now as Daniel has to work on his Science stuff. Long story short, I won, she lost, and believe it or not my parents were proud despite my 3 day suspension.<a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_20_47.gif' border=0></a>

To heck with Daniel's project, we want to hear details!