I want a long haired dachshund......
and I want it to be fat.........
there this guy that always comes to Lowes to buy roses and he has 2.. a brother and sister... and they are fat... I love em!

hes one of those old guys that will talk FOREVER if you let him so I always go up to him and start asking about his rose garden and pet the doggies while he talks!!

he called our customer care line about me saying that he enjoys coming to Lowes to talk to me and he will continue to go to Lowes just to talk to me, because Home Depot has better roses..

so the managers dont get mad at me if I spend a half hour talking to him... one day he went to the customer service desk and asked for the store manager and told him that he wants me pulled off the register and he wanted me to shop with him! so I got to walk around and talk to him for 2 hours...

its people like that that make it worth it to go to work!