The REAL Longest Thread In Dis History Part 5

[Parla]

And four to go, woohoo, Just trying to push the thread to the next page to get closer to 1400 pages!

TrentMom you've trained your mother well!

 

[Trentmom]

IASW after all!

Well, you asked for it:

t's a world of laughter, a world or tears
its a world of hopes, its a world of fear
theres so much that we share
that its time we're aware
its a small world after all

CHORUS:
its a small world after all
its a small world after all
its a small world after all
its a small, small world

There is just one moon and one golden sun
And a smile means friendship to everyone.
Though the mountains divide
And the oceans are wide
It's a small small world

 

[Trentmom]

TrentMom you've trained your mother well!

Thank You.....I do what I can....

 

[Parla]

So, America's Greatest Inventor premieres tonight, plus Last Comin Standing...

What to watch, what to watch?

Anyone going to watch them?

I have so many things taping, that I can't watch them all.

Plus, So you think you can dance is on..

They are killing me....

Tell me about it. We watched American Inventor at WDW because Last Comic Standing was on the other channel and I knew that was recording at home. Then I get home and find that I don't have room to record American Inventor. I wish we could record more than two things at once!

 

[Parla]

I wonder if Parla got dreamed???

Knowing how lucky she is, I would bet she got dreamed at least once!!!

I wish! I really do! The kids would have loved just getting the hats!

 

[Trentmom]

Tell me about it. We watched American Inventor at WDW because Last Comic Standing was on the other channel and I knew that was recording at home. Then I get home and find that I don't have room to record American Inventor. I wish we could record more than two things at once!

That stinks.

when we run out of room in the living room, sometimes I will set up the dvr in our bedroom...thank god we have 2

 

[Parla]

I've reached my limit. I have to go to bed. I hope I can get through the rest of this in the the next couple of days but I do have some kind of important things to take care of for my friend so who knows. I'm trying to catch up on this one and then move on to the others one at a time but it might take a while.

 

[Trentmom]

I've reached my limit. I have to go to bed. I hope I can get through the rest of this in the the next couple of days but I do have some kind of important things to take care of for my friend so who knows. I'm trying to catch up on this one and then move on to the others one at a time but it might take a while.

It is nice to have you back!

We understand you have a lot going on right now...

Sweet Dreams!!!

 

[Parla]

"Never judge a book by its movie."-J.W.Eagan

I love that one!

 

[Parla]

I missed the first 45 mins of So You can You can Dance as Dish Network was experiencecing technical difficulty in m y area only on local channels...I was so miffed.....

Did you get to see the Contemporary dance that Mia choreographed? The song that said I Put My Arms Around You. I just thought that was so great. That girl makes me sad that I missed last season when her brother won. Seeing her and him in the audition this year is the whole reason I'm watching this season.

 

[Parla]

6. You refer to Wal-Mart and McDonald's employees as "cast members".

I have done this only I said CM and DH gets very confused.

 

[Parla]

Other Assorted Jokes:

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? Eckiphino. Well, that's not really what you get, but you must understand, this is a family attraction.

Why did the elephant ride on the Jungle Cruise? Frankly, I don't know, but I wish someone would find out- he's sunk five of our boats in the last week alone.

Why did the ape get a job? He was tired of monkeying around. Why did the elephant quit his job? He was tired of working for peanuts.

Knock, Knock... Who's there? ... Toucan. ... Toucan Who? ... Toucan not fit through the turnstiles at the same time.

Knock, Knock... Who's there? ... Safari. ... Safari Who? ... Safari, so good. You'll be on the Jungle Cruise in just a few minutes.

Boat Loading:

That cushion in that back of the boat is actually a whoopee cushion. Don't believe me, go ahead sit down. (People sit, Skipper makes farting sound over PA.) How embarrassing and in front of people you don’t even know.

(To the boat loader) So how does that new vacuum of yours work? Boat loader: It sucks!

Watch your step as you enter the boat. If you're entering from the back, come up to the front. If you're in the front, just follow the simple instructions of your simple-minded loader.

Please listen to the boat loaders. They used to work in a sardine factory until they got canned. They didn't mind too much though- they worked for scale.

Come all the way to the front- up by me. There's no truth to the rumor that you get a longer ride in back.

Slide all the way forward now... That's the only way we have of keeping the cushions clean!

Some of you might want to come up and sit on our sacrificial altar (pointing to the center cushion). We like to balance out the boat so when we sink, we go down evenly.

Please move in together as close as possible and try to cover up all of the blue seat cushions. There have been extensive scientific studies that have proven that the color blue attracts deadly flying piranhas. (Using color of boat for blue.)

Please remember that the tighter you get the better the heating system on the boat works.

(As people load in the back) There's no dancing in the back there, folks... no dancing... you will have to be seated. Dancing is only allowed on the promenade deck.

If you could just sit in the doorway there- it keeps the wild animals out and the chickens and turkeys in.

I get paid for the number of people I take out... not the number I bring back!

Don't worry if it's crowded now... there'll be lots of room on the way back.

How many of you are on the Jungle Cruise for the first time? Good! So am I.

Let's get one thing straight... if we start to sink, the captain will be going down with the boat. I'd like you to meet your new captain (looking at nearby guest)... What did you say your name was?

Those of you sitting in the back are going to get a charge out of this trip. Yeah- you're sitting on thebattery. Some people find that revolting, but I think that there is a positive and negative side to everything. Shocking, isn't it.

You're losing your touch! I can't believe that you didn't post each of these one at a time.

 

[Parla]

Is that your cellphone charger on the counter? We leave ours out too.

 

[Parla]

Bill, Hillary and Vice President Gore were on their way back to Washington on Air Force One, when Bill said " I'd like to drop a $100 bill out of the plane and make one person very happy".
Hillary thought for a moment then replied "I’d rather drop ten, $10 bills out and make ten people very happy".
To which Vice President Gore said " I would drop a hundred $1 bills out and make a hundred people very happy".

The pilot then spoke up and said " Why don't all three of you jump out and make 250 million people very happy?"

 

[Parla]

The kids all like the bubblegum medicine but Trentmom was allergic to it. Got such a perfect rash from it on her belly that the doctor took a photo of her stomach for a medical book, lol.

Both of my kids get that rash too. They have to take a different pink medicine that doesn't taste as good.

 

[Parla]

I have the pooh and tigger key for my back door

I want some Disney keys!

 

[FHS_chick_2005]

I just felt like posting a picture.

i love how you and DD match and your DH and DS are matching!!

 

[Parla]

i love how you and DD match and your DH and DS are matching!!

Mr and Mrs Incredible thought that we should have all been wearing the Incredibles shirt. I just didn't want to do the whole family matching thing. I liked DH and DS doing it though. It was the only day we did it although DD and I had similar Minnie shirts that we wore on our last day.

 

[Parla]

Google is my Best, woops I mean 2nd Best Friend...........

I just typed in Disney Halloween, Disney Christmas, etc....in the images section of Google...

You may keep changing your avatar but at least you finally got the best friend thing down.

 

[FHS_chick_2005]

Mr and Mrs Incredible thought that we should have all been wearing the Incredibles shirt. I just didn't want to do the whole family matching thing. I liked DH and DS doing it though. It was the only day we did it although DD and I had similar Minnie shirts that we wore on our last day.

thats totally cute...

I wore a DIsney shirt everyday of our trip... no one matched me tho..