The Random Thread: Inspired by the last Random Thread

[Raven_the_Bird]

We once left Hunterat a gas station in the middle of the night in Belgium or someplace like that. We had stopped at a rest stop and everyone got off the bus to buy crappy gas station food and i guess he got off bus and was on the phone. We all come out of the store and got on the bus and drove away. Twenty minuts laterit was like, "Where's Hunter?" Since no one in the crew plays bass we turned around, drove back and he was still on the phone and didn't even know we had left.- Adam

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

""Hmm, maybe instead of jumping off the drum riser you could just step carefully down of of it but make a crazy I'm-going-off-really-hard face while you're doing it so people think you're doing some insane stage move." - Jade" - Jade

"I'm pencil girl!" - Davey

Jade: In Boise on the Rancid tour I went to run up the wall and jump off of it but my foot went straight through instead and my leg was buried in the wall up to my knee."
Adam: That was great!
Jade: I tried to play a blazing solo to take people's mind off it but I don't think it worked…
Adam: Worked for me.

"Can't the lemons and pancakes just get along?" -Jade

Nick13: All right, Adam, you're usually hidden back there behind ht drums and, as a consequence, you're the least visible member of the band. What's Adam Carson all about? What kind of things are you interested in?
Adam: It's about all areas.
Nick: Let's see, that was my next question. Is it about all areas?
Adam: You know, at the time I'm not sure it was. But nowadays, it's definitely about all areas.
Nick: Is it now?
Adam: Yeah
Jade: We like to get stupid in the area.
Nick: Okay.
Adam: What was the question?
Nick: The question is, you know, who's Adam Carson? What's he into?
Adam: You know, I couldn't answer this question last time, and I'm gonna have a hard time with it again.

"Will you have sex with me? No? Okay, rape it is!" Jade

"It began probably when I was about five years old, putting on my mother's lipstick."-Davey

"How long will I be doing this? Till I die."- Davey

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Jade: End of the world! They stopped making my Adidas! How crushing. I'm just going to wear Wonder Bread bags on my feet now.

Interviewer: Who are you relligionwise
Davey: I'm God! No wait. I'm the devil! No damn I know this one


Nick: Adam is definetly and a very veratile and talented drummer. I don't know if drummers get the credit they deserve. [doorbell rings]
Hunter: Does that mean time's up? [laughter]
Jade: No it was like wrong [laughter]
Adam: Survey says...
Davey: Survey says... [makes buzzing sound]

Jade: A Fire Inside to me means these 3 other guys who dronk all the soy milk backstage before i get a damn drop of of it.

Interviewer: Do you prefer cuddling or spooning
Adam: If you mean cuddling puppies and spooning ice cream into my mouth I'd have to call it a tie.


after their MTV Movie Awards performance
Jade: I thought it went off pretty good. I didn't fall down, I didn't pass out, I didn't break anything. That can all happen. I've done all these things.


Jade: In other news, Smith got hit by a car last night in LA. He was running across Sunset and a truck hit him. Luckilly this is Smith we're talking about, so at the last second he kinda hopped up and turned his body so it hit him in the butt/back (buttback?) and launched him up in the air and he landed in a roll. Anyone else have probably been killed. Then the guy tried to drive off and Smith ran down the street after him. Everything turned out ok though, I saw Smith today and he was just a little sore, said he flet like he got hit by a car.

p.s we're playing Bamboozle too.

p.p.s this is Jade

p.p.p.s from the band



From Steven's Untitled Rock Show:

Jade: Our singer here got hit in the nuts with a shoe at this very Warped Tour they're at right now.... it was just very great for him, great for us as a band. That was really when things started going uphill for us...
Davey: Thank you, jerk with the large Birkenstock...
Jade: I think Shaq was in the crowd, it was like a size 27 Birkenstock (*Davey rolls his eyes adorably*).
(It's was funnier when you see it, Jade is totally deadpan.)

Davey: In Florida I saw a...are they called lamp rays? I saw a lamp ray soar...out of the water. It was giant. It was so exciting.

Jade: This is AFI. Hopefully there won't be any need for Steven any more, I think we've got this pretty much held down...
Davey: *shakes his head and mouths silently* Sorry, Steven.

Davey: Ooh, hello... we are back.
Hunter: We are back!
Davey: And boy, do we have something delicious for you.
Hunter: A VIDEO.
D: A dancey, dancey video.
H: For YOU.
D: We're fans of the electronic here in the AFI world. This is... where's Daft Punk from?
Jade: France.
D: That's right. This is a French band.
J: French fries.

Jade: ...so he got to wear [Davey's] mesh and pleather outfit and the makeup, and then there was us in Hawaiian, we looked REAL good.


Interviewer - "So was he the center?"
Davey - I'm the center...I'm the center of everything!"
Interviewer - "Oh I thought you'd be the quarterback..."
Davey - "Is that what the quarterback does? I'M THE QUARTERBACK!"
Adam - Trust me...he's the center..."


(this one may not be exactly right...but it's close enough)
Interviewer: So how do you guys feel now that you have your new record out?
Davey: It feels really surreal...we don't believe you. Who told you that?!?!

~~~~

Sammy: Fisrt question...Why are you guys such ****ing sellouts?
Davey: Hahaha! Hey man, false eyelashes aren't cheap.

Sammy: Would you be bummed if you found out Jesus was a huge AFI fan? Heck, would you be bummed if you found out that Jesus was real?
Davey: Hah, actually he thinks our first seven inches are good but tuned out after that. Man, I'm so in trouble if Jesus was real.
Sammy: Jesus hates a sellout
Davey: Exactly! I'm so damned.
Sammy: Damned sexy.
Davey: Well obviously!

Sammy: Eulogize yourself breifly. As in, what would you like to be said about you when you are gone, if gone meant at this very moment.
Davey: "Not only was he one of the most fabulous performers, beautiful, glorious, impactful, but he was a really nice guy too. Hah. And his writing was flawless. And he was tall. And tan. And could lift stuff."


"Yes, this is the real AFI profile. The band maintains it, post the pictures, answers the messages, etc., not label people or friends. Davey doesn't have a myspace profile but there's a million fake ones so if you think you're getting messages from him asking for nudez, sorry. He only requests nudez by telephone." --Jade

"Paris Hilton was also there recording her album next door. I heard some strange sounds from over there, but I'm not sure it was music." --Jade

"If you want to see some ill pattycake you have to see Davey and I do it. Then watch us play pattycake." --Jade

Jade (in the middle of talking about the new album)-"I like your jacket it reminds me of toast and butter."

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

"We're 'The Rolling Beatles.'..." - Jade
(When asked what their band name was at the 2003 MTV VMAs)

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Jade:I just got up like 30 seconds ago.
Smith: Is that your breakfast?
Jade:This?
Smith:yeah
Jade:yeah i'm on an all-nerds diet.
Smith:tell me somethin bout this video...conceptionally overall..
Jade:uhh. *long silence..* gonna have some snow.. gonna have mee.


Davey: Someone named their second child after Jade recently.
Jade: Yep!
Hunter: I heard one about me.
Davey: You had a child named after you, too? Man... I get cats named after me.
Interviewer: Well, Davey is a pretty good kitten name

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Fuse: Steven's Untitled Rock Show
First Take:
Davey: Hi I'm Davey
Jade: Jade
Adam: My name's Adam.
Hunter: And I'm Steven.

Second Take:
Hunter: Welcome back to AFI's Untitled Rock Show. I'm Hunter.
Adam: I'm Adam
Davey: I'm Davey.
Jade: And I'm Steven.

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

At the time we were really into skating, and skating and punk rock and hardcore go hand in hand so--THERE'S A HORSE! There's a horse, and a little dog, and a woman in a hat!-Davey Havok

Please excuse me if it seems I'm throwing a little tantrum, but I can't get a microphone that ****ing works.-Davey Havok

I don't think there's such a thing as a happy teenager.-Davey Havok

This barricade is a piece of ****. I could build better. Yea, yea, believe it or not, the kid with the lipstick can build stuff.-Davey Havok

Anyone who steals a shoe is a poser.-Davey Havok

We were all gothic before we were born. Especially Hunter.-Davey Havok

Q - Davey, how do you respond to the rumors that you are a homosexual?
Davey - How should I respond? [pause] Ecstatically!? Fabulously!?

You wanna touch my androgyny? - Davey

They wouldn't sell me a ****ing pretzel," Davey fumes, pointing at a nearby vendor. That's what a VMA does for you. It doesn't mean ****."

I'm half masculine and half feminine. -Davey

I would never drive a Hummer, just fyi. -Davey

Don't you know that I burst into flames if I step into a church?!-Davey

The same people I'd expect to break my parasol and beat me with it, are amused, at best. -Davey



((Hunter))

Favorite Game
Hungry Hungry Hippos

"These ****ers haven't eaten in a while, and now they're beyond hungry...they've reached the critical 'hungry hungry' state. In order to ensure the survival of these colorful beasts, one must feed the famished hippopotomi the white plastic balls they desperately crave.'


Smith:

"If you flip off a baby, you are the first person to flip them off in their entire life"


I will be coming outside to pull your face. -Hunter

Maybe you should drop the whole "being in a band" thing and just go crazy while doing something else...you might find it easier to go crazy while working in a library or while you're waiting to see the dentist -Hunter

Question: What is under your bed?
Hunter: A giant mirror.

Question: If you could only eat one food for your whole life, what would it be?
Hunter: I guess a really, really, really big sandwich.

Fan: How did you guys get to Irvine?
Hunter: It was a magical van, it flew there.

I like Philly. Every building has at least one brick. -Hunter

Random Person: Happy Birthday Hunter! I hope you have/had a fantastic, wonderful, smashing, grade-A birthday!
Hunter: Thank you. Even though my birthday was a few weeks ago, I'm still celebrating it.

 

[LetsRiot298]

Fuse: Steven's Untitled Rock Show
First Take:
Davey: Hi I'm Davey
Jade: Jade
Adam: My name's Adam.
Hunter: And I'm Steven.

Second Take:
Hunter: Welcome back to AFI's Untitled Rock Show. I'm Hunter.
Adam: I'm Adam
Davey: I'm Davey.
Jade: And I'm Steven.

Haha! That made me laugh

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

“You could hollow out a big pumpkin and wear it on your head for the entire week of your birthday. This will allow you to get in touch with your Halloween emotions." -Jade Puget

Interviewer: Best pick up line you've ever used or had used on you?
Jade: Will you have sex with me? No? Okay, rape it is!

Well, there are some important books that would help you immensely if you were going for a sociology degree, such as:
The Archaeology of Knowledge by Michel Foucault
The Protestant Ethic and the Spirit of Capitalism by Max Weber
Das Kapital by Karl Marx
The Division of Labor in Society by Emile Durkheim
However, these are very involved works and not as much fun as watching the grass grow or staring at a cow. -Jade

Hackey bag foot sack always confused me, I could never figure out what the score was or who was winning so I'd always get mad and end up kicking it into the lake. -Jade

"I've never listened to that band but I used to annoy my brother when we were kids by pretending I had echolalia, which is a disease that causes people to repeat everything other people say. Smith: You're stupid. Me: You're stupid. Smith: Shut up! Me: Shut up! Smith: I'm a dumb uglyhead. Me: You're a dumb uglyhead." - Jade

Interviewer: Is it true that pink is the new black?
Jade Puget: Yes, and yellow is the new pink and slow is the new fast and mustard is the new toothpaste

If your songs are already great then you don't need much help. My advice is to cram as many solos as possible into every part of every song, unless you're the singer or drummer or bass player, in which case my advice is to learn how to play guitar. -Jade

We should start some type of gang/army of people who have my hair cut. I think there is a lot of them. We should have a good name though. Also we should always wear t-shirts with a picture of Rick Moranis on it - Jade

If our gang was called the Army Of Awesome, our initials would be AOA and we could use that as our battle cry. AOA! AOOAAA!!!! Sounds kinda Hawaiian - Jade

Sometimes Davey just curls up like a misshapen aborted fetus angel that was just hit by a Mac truck and I don't know how he does it. - Jade

[In response to a question about a girl who's friend likes her ex]
Jade: You should say, "Why are you such a stupid dumb ugly *****? You said you didn't like him but meanwhile you're a dumb ugly ***** because you totally love him!" and then she'll be all like, "That's pretty big talk for someone who eats poop!" and then you'll totally be all like, "More like doesn't eat poop!!"

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Adam - Just make me look cute.
Hunter - I don't dance, I don't believe it exists.
Jade - Weebles wobble but they don't fall down! (he said that to me. I had a Weebles t-shirt on)


^Posted by someone on the DF...like the others.


Steven: My nails look like ***.
Jade. Your *** looks like nails.


"Well, I was named after Mick Jagger's daughter, Jade Jagger. How emasculating is it to be named after a girl! But I think I handled it well, it's not like I ended up wearing makeup and girl's pants."


"Is he in the tree?? Tree snake.. snake's in the tree"-Jade

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

"I prefer cats to childern anyway" Davey

Jade(to interview guy)- "I like your jacket, it reminds me of butter and tost"
Davey- "I was feelin the fudge and Bannanna sickles"
Adam- " It's reminding me of those puddings with the vinila and chocolate and its all mixed up"



I remember one time this girl mentioned to Davey that she knew some guy who looked like Jade and then she mentioned something about peanut butter (don't remember why) and Davey's response was "My peanut butter looks like Jade too!"


Jade:

"Corduroy Pillows - They're making headlines!"

"So Davey won World's Sexiest Vegetarian again. Whatever. I won World's Buffest Kickboxer, AGAIN. Jeez, that's gotta be like 10 times in a row now I've won that?"

“Mainly I've been dividing my time between working on my biceps by benchpressing Ferraris filled with supermodels and teaching the homeless to read.

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Fan: Davey, you look sexy.
Davey:*cocky smile* Davey always looks sexy.

How many times will Davey put a disc into his CD player before realizing it's a DVD?

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Croissant: If you could remove one word from the English language completely, what would it be and why?
Jade: My friend hated the word "palm" and it got so that I couldn't say it without shivers of revulsion. It just doesn't sound right coming out of your mouth. Palm. Palm.

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

"Well, the Lizzle Puzzle Sizzle definitely has a shizzle mizzle but you can't forget about the Stizzle's bizzy hizzy."

"Upon further review, I've realized that my last post was neither interesting or informative in any way. Here's what's REALLY going on: We're getting super radly awesome close to being done. We finally finished backing vocals and the came out totally 100% neat. I made plenty of super cool faces while I was singing, like this one where I had my eyes all clenched tight and then I hit this high note and looked up to the sky and slowly raised my fist like Whitney Houston in "I Will Always Love You". Another time, I ate all the cheese bagels and Adam was mad. In other news, we had a photo shoot today for the album artwork in this old abandoned building. Here's what happened to me there: I stepped on a dead mouse, sat in a stinky pigeon nest, and set my glasses down in crack head puke."


"Who steals a ****ing shoe? For future reference, anyone who takes a shoe is a poser." - Davey after having his shoe removed by a crazed fan during a stage-dive


"I wish terrible things upon the person who just did that." -Davey after being hit in the crotch with a shoe


Hunter -

"I'd rather hump a human leg than a dog any day"

"I love eskimos. They have 23 words for "sno-cone."

"I like Philly. Every building has at least one brick."

"Humidity means that once you start sweating, you never stop."

"No look, I'll just sign your shirt with this cool pen I have right here. Oh crap, my cool pen ran out. Guess it's not so cool, eh?"

"I got to court for skating. I wasn't good at skating at all but I was dangerous. They knew I was dangerous. They didn't want to endanger the people and the kids around where I was skating. So I got tickets for it. I got to top court in my county. I represented myself against the public defender. And I won! (laughs) Yeah!"

 

[Smiley.Socks]

< this guy is my best friend.

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Davey:

On being asked if he freaked out in the theatre when he saw The Ring: "Yes I did. I was by myself and there was this guy with his girlfriend and a couple of other girls next to me - and they were right next to me, so I was pretty much in his lap the whole time. Luckily for me, he was nice!

I don't know what the monster is. There is a monster. It happens in the studio, sometimes it happens on stage, and it's in my neck. Sometimes it happens when I'm just talking, like I'd be talking to you and the monster bites me...it hurts. IT'S NOT AN ATTEMPT TO BE WHACK.
Fan: Has Davey's monster in his neck surfaced recently? And what's his name?
Davey: He doesn't have a name. He's gone. Forever.
Interviewer: Would you care to elaborate as to what the monster in the neck actually was?
Davey: It's just gone. Yeah it's just gone. It's gone.
Interviewer: I'm getting the distinct impression that you really don't want to talk about the monster in your neck.
Davey: Yeah.


I can type like the wind, and believe me, the wind types really fast!

Please excuse me if it seems I'm throwing a little tantrum, but I can't get a microphone that ****ing works.

I'm gonna meet Lars in his bunk tonight. We'll see what happens...


The Lord has a mysterious fashion sense.

i'm pencil girl!

I like French Crullers. There's a donut that they make in this donut shop in Ukiah, it's called the 'Chocolate **** You' or the '**** you I'm Chocolate' or something. You know what I'm talking about Adam? It's this big chocolate bar.
Adam-Uh, no.
What's wrong with you?

How many times will [Davey] put a disc into his CD player before realizing it's a DVD? (I have no idea who said this one...)

It wasn't supposed to be pink vinyl, it's supposed to be peppermint vinyl, so it's supposed to look like one of those peppermint candies with the red and white swirlies. They ****ed it up so it's pink. What's the name of that pressing plant? Well, whatever it is... don't use it! You'll be on Frilly Pink and you'll be forced to buy flowers from Adama's Flower Shop.

Oh ****, I lost a ring. I sure hope it's in my pocket. This mother****in ring... ok, I had one and it broke in half and I got another one, and now it disappeared. Continue your interview, I'm hoping it's in my pocket.

This barricade is a piece of ****. I could build better. Yea, yea, believe it or not, the kid with the lipstick can build stuff.

This barricade is a piece of ****. I could build better. Yea, yea, believe it or not, the kid with the lipstick can build stuff.

Adam: I'd prefer '**** and smash the state', because when you put the two together, you get crazy violent sex.
Davey: Adam likes violent sex. All you bondage babes out there, the drummer with the hair likes rough sex

We were all gothic before we were born. Especially Hunter.

Jim Shearer: We know football fans are crazy. How would we compare them to AFI fans?
Jade: I think the level of crazyness is pretty close. Different, via the AFI crazy fans are typically a bit more frail than the football fans.
Jim Shearer: Oh wow. Was [Jade] the center?
Davey: Um, I'm the center. I'm the center of everything.
Jim Shearer: Oh, I would imagine you would be the quarterback.
Davey: Is that what the quarterback does? Well, then I guess I'm the quarterback!

Man, I don't know a damn thing about sports, I wear make-up and nail polish, remember?

At the time we were really into skating, and skating and punk rock and hardcore go hand in hand so--THERE'S A HORSE! There's a horse, and a little dog, and a woman in a hat!

I didn't want to share my balloons...my mom wanted me too

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Question: Adam are you a pirate?
Adam: Yes


I'd more likely be dressed as a mermaid.-Davey

Fan to Adam: Will you marry me?
Davey: You better say no, you're mine
Adam: Er...If I say anything Davey will get mad at me, so... very flattered

Davey- I mean, what other...form of dedication, I mean it's, it's amazing, that was some weird fragment sentence that I said, and we'll move on.

Davey: Do any of you carry good luck charms?
Hunter: Yep. Wolfie. Always with me. VMAs...Wolfie was with me.

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

"To this day I haven't really viewed myself as the drummer in this really big band. I mean, Dave's *** still looks the same (onstage)."-Adam


Davey's mother to Davey...: You're denying your heritage! You should eat cheese!


Davey: Who are all you people, and what did you do with the empty space that's usually here to see us?

Jade: Sorry, that was me, not Davey that made that post, I seem to have a habit of using his name to pick up girls... *cough*...boys...*cough cough*...

Jade: If you want Davey to sneak you in, it'll probably be in some little make-up case or something.

Jade: During the recording of Black Sails, Davey and I played chess constantly.

Question: So were you guys ever in Boy Scouts or anything?
Adam: I was a Weeblo. Jade: We all blow. Davey: I blow! Jade: Davey is quite a 'demon in the sack' so to speak.

Jade: Chrome Grovers are *****in', I have them on a couple guitars. Almost as good as blue fuzzy Grovers.

Jade: Yes, I'm a vegetarian, but not because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Jade: I love your duck with all its ducky goodness. [In a Q&A when Jenny told him that her duck loves him and asked if he loved it too.]

Jade: And I will be your Guiding Light if you'll be my General Hospital.


Jade: I didn't get my membership stuff! Weak! I stole the patch and armband from Fritch, though, so in your face Fritch!!"

Jade: I mainly use Lineur Intense by L'Oreal but I also use the MAC "Smolder" pencil as well as the liquid liner. The L'Oreal liquid is the best I've tried as far as color and smudging but if you've ever seen me after a show you know that I'm not immune to running eyeliner.

The secret to AFI's awesomeness according to Jade: "It's all in the wrist."

Jade: So things are going just swell; we eat bagels, we play songs, we take our shirts off and wrestle.

Jade: Ever had those little gummi pizzas? N-a-s-t-y.

Jade: If I asked you to have sex with me, would the answer to this question be the same as the answer to the first question?

Jade: I hit on your girlfriend, I hit on Davey's wife, I gave your grandpa a sponge bath, I'm down for whatever!

Jade: My favorite foods used to be granola bars and chicken, but then I became vegetarian, so now it's just chicken.

"As long as you make the record you want, sales don't matter. We have our music and our fans. Everything else is subject to the whims of the marketplace." -Jade

Jade:

Also, if I recall, there was ALOT of concern before STS came out that it would be basically an industrial/electronic album.
So, anyway, the point of this history lesson is don't be too bummed when you hear people criticizing or doubting what our next album will be, because if the history of AFI has taught us anything, it is that I am buff.
I have a 2001 Civic, but it's only got one rim, so, you know, if our album does well I'm hoping to get three more rims, and then I think that'll be pimped to the maximum.

I'll just come to your house and we can listen to AFI cds in your room. It's almost as good as a concert...

Interviewer: What's the weirdest question you've ever been asked?
Jade:I don't know, but the answer was probably "seven".

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Have you ever had that itch? an itch under your skin down on your wrist. it's an itch only a razorblade can scratch.-Davey


[Something someone posted:] And this one is just one I remember vaguely, I'm not sure if this is exactly what he said...

Davey - (on Rock Countdown, is talking about working out on the Warped Tour) Yeah...we do some lifting...I bring a bench on tour and..
Guy Interviewing Them - (begins laughing)
Davey - I'm serious this time!


"We don't wear your Abercrombie,
please don't listen to our punk rock." -Davey

Random post:

Here's some FIRSTHAND quotes. From the M&G in Rochester. Yeahhh. [Kevin is the guy I was with, by the way.]

KEVIN: Hello, my name is Kevin M.
DAVEY: Hello Kevin M., I'm Davey Havok.

KEVIN: Hey, um, would you mind signing an album that you weren't on? [Very Proud Of Ya]
HUNTER: Nah, I'll sign anything man. Even if it's not from my band.

GIRL: Will you take a picture for me?
ME: Sure.
HUNTER: WAIT. Before you give it to her, explain how to work it. You don't know how much time is spent trying to push a stupid button.
GIRL: Okay, just push the button.
ME: :ushes button:: Uh, I don't think it's working.
GIRL: You're supp-
HUNTER: You need to hold it down. That's how they work.
ME: Not mine, you only have to push it once.
HUNTER: Well then, your's must be weird then.

ME: Hunter, will you sign this pickle [card] for me? You can draw on it if you'd like to.
HUNTER: Okay. ::draws face:: This is a pretty hot pickle now.
ME: Yeah it is! And will you sign this too? [AoD booklet] You can pick any page you'd like, haha.
HUNTER: Okay, I'll pick this one-:age slips:: Okay, nevermind, I pick this one.

ME: Hey Davey, this is a bit of an odd request, but, um... will you sign a pickle for my friend?
DAVEY: This pickle has a face on it.

ME: Hey Smith, will you take a picture with us?
SMITH: Sure!
:icture taken::
SMITH: See, look. I'm making a serious face because I'm a serious type guy. You know.

SMITH: Alright, finish up what you're doing! Man, you guys are lucky I don't have my knife with me...

ME: Will you sign this pickle for me?
SMITH: Sure.
ME: Aww, crap, I didn't get Jade to sign it.
SMITH: Aw, that sucks. Wait, I think I see him over there. HEY- wait, that's not him. Nevermind. [It was actually my friend Nick ]

::My best friend calls during the M&G::
ME: Hey, Jade, would you mind saying hello to my friend Jaime?
JADE: ::takes phone:: Hey Jaime, this is Willie Nelson, maybe you're familiar with my work. You know, "On the road again... I can't wait to get on the road againnn."

 

[marypops!]

I have a feeling i'm spending all of half term at home doing homework -_-