The Random Thread: Inspired by the last Random Thread

[marypops!]

Looking at menus for WDW and deciding where to eat on my imaginary trip to WDW... If only it was booked.

 

[Stitch4Prez]

hello

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

"Bees are actually kind of cute...unless they're stinging you" -Davey

"I am a grapefruit. GIMME ALL YOUR CROISSANTS!!" - Jade
"Je suis un pamplemousse. DONNEZ-MOI TOUS VOS CROISSANTS!"


"I've never listened to that band but I used to annoy my brother when we were kids by pretending I had echolalia, which is a disease that causes people to repeat everything other people say. Smith: You're stupid. Me: You're stupid. Smith: Shut up! Me: Shut up! Smith: I'm a dumb uglyhead. Me: You're a dumb uglyhead." - Jade


Davey - I like to lick recycling bins, but not boats.


AP:IF tour founder Kevin Lyman were in your shoes, what do you think the first thing he'd change about warped Tour?
Davey: techno festival, anyone?

[when asked about nicknames] "Yeah, I had some embarrassing ones: Mr. Rad, Mr. Buff, Mr. Freakin Buff and Tan as Hell, Buff Tan the Vegetarian. Mostly stuff like that." [Jade?]


Some nice young lady got me fuzzy socks. How I love the socks in their fuzziness. A thank you for my bday present to the girl I did not meet.-Davey

I eventually became the king ruler of the pear-packing plant.-Davey

How many times will [Davey] put a disc into his CD player before realizing it's a DVD?

My ideal girl should be smart, drug-free, and hot. People say it's not important, but it is.... she can't hate me either.-Davey

Oh ****, I lost a ring. I sure hope it's in my pocket. This mother****in ring... ok, I had one and it broke in half and I got another one, and now it disappeared. Continue your interview, I'm hoping it's in my pocket.-Davey

I find drug use disrespectful, self-destructive, and weak. I want no part of it. I believe in complete respect for myself and others.-Davey

Can you turn into a kitty cat?-Davey

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

God, remember Tab cola? It was so nasty, possibly the worst soft drink ever, even worse than Crystal Pepsi. I'll always think of Tab as the beverage of choice for child molesters because I knew this creepy old man who drank it and he must have been a child molester because all old people are child molesters.-Jade

I love your duck with all it's ducky goodness.-Jade

I remember Adam gave me this crappy piece of binder paper with a list of all these songs for me to learn, and some had checks by them, some had stars, some were underlined but I already new how to play them so I threw that damn crappy crap-*** piece of dumb binder paper in the damn garbage.-Jade

Awwwww, man!!! ****! I just dropped my favorite eyeliner!-Jade

Jeebus! Those are great things to receive! I'd be freakin' stoked to get a lovely juice box!! Try getting a walnut. I got a damn walnut one time and it sucked. Totally. And I said, "Hey, this damn walnut totally sucks".-Jade

I told him, "I have no balls when it comes to talking to girls. I wish I were as big of a player as you. Any Advice?" This was his reply... 'Confidence, wit, charm, and make them laugh and then if they still won't go out with you, punch yourself repeatedly in the nuts while screaming at the top of your voice, they love that'".-Jade

I totally agree with you, except for the part about the thing.-Jade

We'll come around Montreal but we won't actually come into the city. I doubt we'll go beyond just lurking in the bushes on the outskirts of town. I don't think the Montrealites have recovered from my yelling, "I am a grapefruit! Give me all your croissants!!" in French in the supermarket last time I was there.-Jade

Ninjas ARE TOTALLY SWEET, what with all the guitar solos and flipping out and totally chopping peoples heads off.-Jade

 

[disneyworldluvr349]

Zach and George

 

[kelly7ak]

It's snowing & blowing outside right now ... I was going to be heading back to Fairbanks today but flights are cancelled so I'll be staying here at least one more day and night! I was outside a little while ago, doing some school related stuff, and now I'm back inside our cottage/cabin. BUT I was invited to spend some time in a hot tub later on, so that's where I'll be heading!!

woo hoo!!

 

[Stitch4Prez]

Zach and George

Hey Robin, whats up?

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

I would love one, perhaps in return I could play you a love song on my harmonica.-Jade

What's up with Abba Zabbas is their taffy goodness.-Jade

It's never too late to start playing an instrument. I just bought a harmonica, maybe we could start a really horrible band. We'll play guitar/harmonica screamo math rock and our name will be The Butterflys or Faery Dust, it's up to you. Our first album will be called, "You Hurt My Feelings". In other news, chords are a group of notes played simultaneously to create a harmonized sound, tablature is a system of musical notation for people who don't read music.-Jade

I have a poorly done tribal armband that I got when I was 16, I love showing it to people because it totally sucks.-Jade

 

[disneyworldluvr349]

Wanna know how cool I am? I got Twilight Scene It on my Iphone!!!

 

[disneyworldluvr349]

Hey Robin, whats up?

Not much relaxing and enjoying my last few days of fall break.
How about you?

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Interviewer: I don't want to be rude but you guys are a bunch of weirdo freaks. Do the locals abuse you in the street in Ukiah?
Davey: The time I went back before last I got whistled at by some hicks in a truck. I was flattered but I'm not sure they were really interested.


"Chicken Song? I'm sorry, is that some sort of Japanese cartoon? I have no idea what you're talking about..." -Davey

"I want to make pancakes." -Adam


Davey-"It's such an amazing thing to see people with AFI tattoos, the logos, the lyrics, the images..."
Jade-"Yesterday we were leaving the theatre where we played in, some girl...she had tattooed AFI on her hand. A big AFI tattoo on her hand. That's always amazing."
Davey-"I mean, what other...form of dedication, I mean it's, it's amazing, that was some weird fragment sentence that I said, and we'll move on."

Adam-"I think if I am a celebrity I'm like a Z list celebrity, right below Rick Moranis (but definately above Harold Ramis)."

Adam-"We played a show at Gilman St. in '93 or '94 and some girl hit me right in the stomach with a full can of Pepsi. I watched her wind up from like five feet away and just fire it at me. I could believe it. I almost stopped playing and choked her. If it was a Coke I might have drank it."

Davey [reading the question]-"What is your scariest experience live, Nia from Massachusetts asks. Um, I definitely have one where I almost got killed, we were playing our first show in Oakland...someone went...uh, the person was literally - you know, people say 'oh you're on crack'- this person was literally on crack, um...and he went from being a big fan of what we were doing, to...thinking I was...doing something I wasn't or saying something I wasn't, and um...put me in a headlock, was a very large man, and um...flexed and said 'I'm gonna break your...expletive...neck'. Um, which he definitely could have done. Luckily, Lenny, uh from the band Filth -"
Jade-"Lenny from Laverne and Shirley."
Davey-"Uh well he was there too, but it was Lenny from Filth who had actually come to, uh, take the man away...and save me from that. You guys have any of [looks at card] scariest experiences?"
Hunter-"Same thing happened to me."
Davey-"When that happened, Hunter...except it was Lenny from Laverne and Shirley who was actually trying to kill you."

 

[Stitch4Prez]

Not much relaxing and enjoying my last few days of fall break.
How about you?

Not much, finished the work I had for the day. Beingg homeschooled I don't get fall break.

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

"I think about life and I think about death and neither one really appeals to me."-Davey

 

[Smiley.Socks]

^.^

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Davey: "So who remembers the last time we were here?"
Random person: "YEAAAHHH."
Davey: "... no you don't"

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

"For some shows the bus IS the backstage. Here we have a triple sidekick threat as Adam, Davey and Mikey Rhino engage in silent conversation about the people around them. For the record, I hate these newfangled crontraptions and the Constant Partial Attention Disorder that comes with them. Also, they make me paranoid."
-Fritch


"Apparently, RJ and I don't fit in because we are wild and crazy Americans. We try to sneak into sandwiches and parfaits in hopes of being eaten, but we are always found out. We get rather angry and then get drunk by drinking soy milk."
-Hunter


Q: What was the last movie you have seen?
Adam: Napolean Freakin Dynamite gosh!


You know, I never stopped to think that the majority of our video does indeed
take place in my crotch. I must contemplate the significance of this. " jade


Interviewer: I'm sitting here with Jade of AFI, could you just tell us what you do in the band
jade: I play the saxaphone..........HI!

Interviewer: What's your favorite part about playing live?
jade: well everything about playing live is good. well except sweaty sock. sweaty socks.


T: if you could be a character from the oringinal Nintindo, which would it be?
jade: It would be the crab that throws the rocks on Super Mario Three


*Davey tries to kiss Adam* Adam: Don't
*Davey tries again* Adam: Don't!!!


• RP: What are some of the best rumors?
• Davey: I heard recently that I used to date Patrick Swayze
• RP: At least they are attributing some good taste to you.
• Davey: Absolutely, although I am significantly younger than he is.
• RP: In the rumor, did you cuddle together and listen to "She's like the Wind"?
• Davey: You know we did.

Yeah, I can't play a thing at all. I cannot play an instrument. I do a lot of 'nah-nah-nah-doo-doo-doo' kinda stuff.-Davey


"You're Sweet. Sweet like an orange creame sugar bunny. I just made that up. Sugarbunny. I like that. Anyway, I do appreciate all the good thoughts you are sending my way. I'm sure they will help. - Jade

One day, when I was young, my Dad brought home a guitar. I was quite intrigued and went to pick it up but he said, "Son, unless you can wail on that thing like Nuno Bettencourt from Extreme or maybe Steve Vai when he was playing with David Lee Roth and he had the sweet double-necked guitar that was like two legs coming out of a heart, keep your damn hands off it!" And I never touched a guitar again. So to answer your question, yes, I answer the phone whether it rings or not. - Jade

For finger exercises, I do the removable thumb trick about 50-70 times to limber up. - Jade


"The whole time we were recording, we were trying to get permission from Winona Ryder to use her "My whole life is a dark room" part from Beetlejuice, but we never heard from her, so we said, "**** it, we'll use our own spooky dark haired girl" and called in Davey." - Jade

"If you've got something to say about Hanson, say it to my face!" - Jade

"So what's the speed of dark anyway?"- Jade

"An exclamation mark makes everything I say more exciting!"-Jade

"Later that night, Davey and I are gonna go get drunk and smoke up all da chronic because thats what all the cool people be doin, Yo!"-Jade


Q: Do you still hold tight like a perm? JADE: When Im not holdin **** down like a hairnet.

"Is that a Carrot Top mug ..? Im jealous."-Jade

(interveiwer asked if he had any embaressin nick names) Yeah, I had some embarrassing ones; Mr. Rad, Mr. Buff, Mr. Freakin Buff and Tan as Hell, Buff Tan the Vegetarian, mostly stuff like that.

"You could be a hit man for the Scorpions; your job is to kill people and make me macaroni and cheese."-Jade

"Im doing a lot more air guitar on this record."-Jade

"I was sitting here without a shirt on, absentmindedly scratching my back with a pen for about five minutes and I just looked in the mirror and saw that I had drawn a nice mural on my back. It looks kind of like a map of Wyoming, with all the rivers and mountain ranges, or maybe a portrait of Bob Marley. Yes. Tablature."-Jade

"Stevie Wonder picks out my clothes for me."-Jade

"Spiffy is a free-loading deadbeat kitty who sits around on my couch, watches TV all day, and eats all the Triscuits."-Jade

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

"Hmm, corn nuts. Can't say I'm a big fan. I'm more of an apple pie kinda guy because it reminds me of sex and death." -Jade
~
Question:Hey jade i dont know if ya read my last post but i swear to god im your long lost son.I think you knocked up my mom or something.But it is great to look like you you guys kick so much ***.your music has inspired me and brought me out of the hardest times in my life for which i am thankful.
Jade:I definitely knocked up your mom so maybe you are. Sorry I was never there for you, son.
~
Triple_Zero:to the jademeister hello jade, i think you are good at playing the guitar. ok now for the questions: you use les pauls exclusively. any thoughts of recording certain parts using a different guitar? when you pick up your guitar what is usually the first thing you play? in an interview with AMZ, you said that you wrote 11 of the 13 songs on black sails, i was wondering which two you didnt thanks alot for being so coolio, my mom thinks youre handsome -Evan
Jade: Evan, I hope you're not going to have a problem with me being your new dad, I think we can make it work. There will be a few changes, however, like no more late nights out with the friends and would it kill you to take out the damn garbage once in a while?
Jade: Oh yeah, and using different guitars for different feels in a song is definitely cool. Fender guitars lend themselves well to clean tone parts, they have a nice sparkly yet warm tone that'll make you want to pee in the sink.
~
“I wish terrible things upon the person who just did that.”___ -Davey after being hit in the crotch with a shoe by an idiot in the crowd (Charlotte, NC Warped Tour)
~
“If you only want to hear old songs:

1. Hang a poster of us on your wall.
2. Use white-out to cover up the bottom of Davey's hair and draw
a devil-lock on his forehead.
3. Put on Answer That And Stay Fashionable really loud.
4. Stare at the poster.

It'll be just like being at a show where we only play old songs”-Jade



I love that one^

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

from punk rock confidential
Hunter: Im really into the "pant" i cant buy just one(they come in pairs usally)I'll put on a pant or 2 any time i want to hit the town in style..By "hit" i mean not getting arrested for public indecency


again from punk rock con.
Davey on his favorite game: "one of my favorite games involves getting a group of friends and smacking eachother in the face. When done in public, especially if there's couples involving guy and girl slapping, it can be quite the good time. everybody wins!"


Ntihya:What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Davey Havok:Oh i know this one, because there's a right answer to this one.Let me just think about it.The egg.Because anthropologically, the animal that laid the egg wasn't actually a chicken.
Lisa:Ooh.
Nithya: Yeah, evolution..
Davey:So the first chicken was an egg through evolution.So it was sort of a mutation from whatever bird laid the egg.So the chicken.No i mean the egg!
Lisa:There ya go.that's the first person to answer that question with a meaningful answer.


We ended the evening with some weight threatening early morning dining that included some tasty vegan pancakes. Fun, fun, fun for all." -Davey (On the AFI message boards)

"(pointing at the sun) sorry about that big hot thing, it wasn't our decision". -Davey at KFMA day


KFMA Day! I don't think I lived in Tucson when they came...2005? 2004? :(

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

"Hunter's wireless is hilarious and would you be complaining if thousands of girls liked you? Besides, they're just using him to get to me." -jade


warped in portland, someone threw a shoe on the stage

"Ew,This is something I'd never wear"-Davey


Random Girl: Davey I love you!
Davey: Thanks I Love you to!
Random Girl: I don't want to have sex with you though
Davey: (Rejected and sad) oh...

Random kid: I know all these people sayyour hot and stuff, but i, well i just don't think you are attractive
Davey: (Sad) oh...ok


Question(asked by xoxcrow): any embarrassing jobs before the band was able to pay the bills?

Davey: I used to hook on the corner when I was 18, but hey, it was quick money.

Adam:That was you?

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

"I'll just come to your house and we
can listen to AFI cds in your room.
It's almost as good as a concert... "-Jade

Jade:

My favorite foods used to be granola bars and chicken, but then I became a vegatarian so now it's just chicken.

I can see the problem right away. DON'T SUCK! Ceace the sucking immediatly. If you decide not to suck you'll be totally shredding all these major solos and all the chicks will be checking you out, and all the guys will be hella jealous of your whammy bar.

Perhaps you could call your cat Meow so it could say its own name. Or how about Stupid Cat Get Out Of Here. That would really confuse it if you tried to call it over to you.

I still skate occasionally but last time I did I broke every damn bone in my body. Ok, I only broke one bone. Well I didn't break any bones, but I could have.