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[Raven_the_Bird]

http://www.imeem.com/lightsnoise/music/58kNc5B_/lights-white/

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Listening to Rumor Has It...they sound pretty cool :)

Their bass player was killed on Sunday, he was 19...I had never heard of this band before...

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Interviewer: All your guys stuff is all 666 and everything so whats all that about?
Hunter: Its my phone number, I didnt want to give it away
Interviewer: so do you believe in God?
Davey: I am God.
Hunter: He believes in him (pointing to jade) and I am an Atheist.
Accually I do believe in one god, I have a picture of him (takes picture out of wallet) his name is Molo, he is the god of moles.

 

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Interviewer- If the four of you were stranded on a desert island and you had to resort to cannibalism, who would you eat first?
Davey- Can I eat like nuts and berries and stuff?
Interviewer- It's a desert island, there aren't any nuts or berries.
Davey- Oh so it's like sand or people.
Davey- So basically you want me to eat one of my band mates, and you just expect me to answer that question?
Interviewer- Well that or one of their parts, yeah.
Davey- Probably Adam
Interviewer- Why Adam?
Davey- Well he's a drummer, so he's all lean, if you like lean meat.
Adam- Tender!
Interviewer- Well you wouldn't wanna get fat on a desert island.
Davey- Right.
Adam- I'm the other white meat!

Interviewer: Isn't it weird to think your faces are on a lot of bedroom walls?
Davey: We don't think of ourselves in those terms. It may be true but it's hard to think of ourselves in those terms.
Hunter: I have a poster of Adam on my bedroom wall
Davey: We all have posters of Adam.

"My ideal girl should be smart, drug free, and hot. People say its not important, but it is...oh and she can't hate me either."-Davey

 

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Davey Havok : I like French Crullers. There's a donut that they make in this donut shop in Ukiah, it's called the 'Chocolate **** You', or the '**** You I'm Chocolate' or something. You know what I'm talking about Adam? It's this big chocolate bar.
Adam Carson : Uh, no.
Davey Havok : What's wrong with you?!

Jade Puget : People that like Ricky Martin are going to see our Latin song titles and be like, "Yeah, I'll buy this."
Hunter Burgan : That and Dave's pants
Davey Havok : Yeah, Ricky Martin's got nothing on my pants.

Interviewer : Alright um, how about, what's your favorite pick-up line?
Davey Havok : I don't have a pick-up line. Someone asked me that already, just a few days ago. Um, I've, uh, I've never had one used on me, and I've never used one on anybody else so um, I've heard some I like, the one that goes, did it hurt?
Interviewer : What?
Davey Havok : When you fell from heaven? I like that. *Laughs* I would never ever use that but, yeah.

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Geoff: Oh yeah, ask us about Wal-Mart
Davey: Yeah, ask us about Wal-Mart
MRR: What about Wal-Mart?
Geoff: Well, let me tell ya. I went there with Dave and Mark looking for material to print patches on and there was this gangster girl there and she walked by and laughted and said, "It's not Halloween, you know." While she was walking away I said, "You coulda fooled me." She came back and got in my face and said, "What did you say?" I looked her in the eye and said, "YOU COULD HAVE FOOLED ME." I basically spelled it out for her and she was tough or something and said that Ukiah was her city and Wal-Mart was her territory and to watch out for her or some crap.
Adam: That's basically why we left. [lotsa laughter]
Geoff: Then her boyfriend got in my face and said, "Hey man, this is my girlfriend. Why don't you shut up?", and I said, "well then why don't you tell her to shut up?!", and he just walked away. That was about it. Oh!, and there's another story about Wal-Mart. Davey and I were buying dog chains and this redneck, typical Ukiahan guy walked by, and said, "Hey look, they're buying their jewelry." And then Davey says,....
Davey: "That's right, MOTHER****ER!!" [laughter]
Geoff: I didn't see who it was. I looked for him and was gonna go up and say, "Yeah, they're for your wife", but I couldn't find who he was."

 

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Davey: Yeah, they'll listen to it, and if it says something crazy, they'll say, "Oh, we can't play this. This is too much for the people to handle." There are some exceptions to the rule. There are bands like Tool, or Smashing Pumpkins. Rage Against the Machine. Nine Inch Nails. What other bands have valid things to say?
Adam: Slipknot.
Davey: Slipknot??? I don't know what the hell they're saying!
Adam: They want to take over the world.


Q: Hey Jade, are the rest of the guys jealous that the entire Girl’s Not Grey video occurs in your crotch?
Jade: Hey Dave, are you jealous that the entire Girl’s Not Grey video takes place in my crotch?
Davey: No, because I’m going to take place in your crotch.


INTERVIEWER: If you were stranded on a desert island, what one album would you want with you?
Jade: I'd build a lifeboat out of sand.
Davey: [looking confused] What?!


Galaxy-What's your spiritual background or religion?
Davey: I'm God.
Hunter: He follows him. I'm atheist.
Galaxy - Oh my god, you don't believe Davey exists?
Hunter: No


Jade: We don't encourage our fans to send us dead things.
Davey: or alive things

 

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[Interviewer asked them about those in between words on Wester, Adam says he doesn't know and just goes] : "We were just one world away, bluebleeblah... let us stay one world away."

ADAM: We used to play here, and there’d be naked people, animals, blood, ceremonial wine; now I’m like, “Hey, that’s a nice table.”
DAVEY: It is a nice table.

(Jade begins poking Hunter.)
HUNTER: What are you doing?!
JADE: I got tired of poking Adam, so now I’m poking you.

Q: Hey Hunter, how’s the tour going?
HUNTER: Ok, but Davey keeps kissing my mouth when he thinks that I am asleep ... I am awake but I am just too afraid to say anything. He might get mad and take it further

JASON: You handled that like a man.
DAVEY: Ironic isn’t it? I got makeup all over my shirt.

“Who you see onstage is, at most, a slight exaggeration of who I am when I’m not onstage. Or on Southwest Airlines.”[Davey]

“Can you just say she was a boy?”[Davey]

FAN (during song): I love you Davey!
DAVEY (stops singing and smiles): Someone wants to **** me. (Continues song.)

Q: How has AFI changed since you were signed and put out your first album?
DAVEY: We shave now

"I got up at 6:30 a.m. I heard this hour existed but didn't really believe it til now."[Jade]

"I'm craving chicken and granola bars like a pregnant woman." [Jade]

"If you really want to see some ill patty cake, you have to see Davey and I do it. And then watch us play patty cake." [Jade]

"Tell him to come check me out when I'm shredding some sweet fingertapping solos and then he'll be like, 'Power chords blah blah blah' and I'll hit the whammy bar and it'll sound like a plane crashing at an air show and then he'll try to say some other stuff like, 'Blah blah blah yadda yadda yadda' and that's when I fire up the wah-wah pedal and it'll be like 'Wokka wokka wokka wo-wokka wokka' all up in his freakin' face!" [Jade]

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

"Hitler was just misunderstood"-Jade


(adam comes back with headband on his head)

Hunter: did you give him that hair thing?

Girl: Yes...

Hunter: Bad, fan. bad!

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Davey

Random Fan: You have the only job in the world where people line up to hug you.
Davey: Well, me and the Pope.
Random: Are you crazy? You can't hug the pope. He's inside the bubble.
Davey: Are you sure you can't hug the Pope? Hey, everyone, does anyone know if you're allowed to hug the Pope?

D: I don't skate as much as I should. I've skated since I was eight years old, I suck terribly. I got my first subscription to Thrasher in '84. I got it for my birthday from my mom. And I didn't get any premium with it. I got no shirt, no skate rock, no video, nothing. They offered it, but I didn't get it.
JT: So what you're saying is Thrasher owes you a skate rock tape?
D: Yes. I believe it was Skate Rock Two.

He came to our house the day AOD was released and he, Adam, Hunter (Jade was out of town), Saves the Day, and myself walked down to the local record store so we could stare at it on the shelf for the first time. It looked pretty much the same as it did while it was sitting on the shelf in my room for the past month, but hey... little pleasures.

Beyonce smiled at me, though not because she knew who I was or anything, but because I looked a bit creepy. It was nice though, because she’s so pretty.

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Jade

I cut alot of high school and didn't go and dropped out when I was 16, but I went to college so its ok.

I'm so rock hard. You should call me Block Rockchest. Or Chip RockBlock. Or something.

Can't the lemons and pancakes just get along?

We'll be playing in Minnesota in the Mall of America, at the mini golf course...in the windmill.

Davey doesn't watch the damn road when he's driving. I'm sure if we crashed he would be fine and I would be imbedded in a tree. If he ever kills me with his driving though, I'm gonna come back as a squirrel and run up his pant leg.

I saw Billy Idol about 6 years ago getting out of limo and I yelled "Billy Idol!!" at him, in case maybe he forgot. He gave me a thumbs up.

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Hunter

I have a general disregard for the human race. Ha!

Q: I just wanted to know, did you guys have a nightmare before Christmas?
Hunter: Yes! I had a nightmare where we were on this band bus on tour. I had been sleeping and I was woken up because ahead of us in the distance there was some sort of giant explosion and the ground was rippling and there was a wave of earth coming towards us and we were all going to die.

Why? Why on this hottest of hot and humidest of humid days would I want a cup of hot coffee?! No idea. Sorry, I just lost my mind.

Chummy: You guys recently signed to a major, right?
Hunter: Yeah, Dreamworks.
Joanna: Do you get to be in Steven Spielberg's next movie?
Hunter: I actually tried to get that in the contract, but it didn't really work. Everyone laughed at me.


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Adam

Me, I was never too good at dating. So I was thinking maybe a couple of tall-boy beers, sitting on a hillside somewhere.

Overhaul me words, matey, for what I say be true. Blessed ye be with a strong character and a forgivin' nature. These shipshape qualities have steered ye safely through squalls to the captivatin' shores of the Magic Kingdom. I see favourable winds and a pleasant passage if ye charts yer course through the sea 'o life by this golden rule: Avoid common gossip and shun' the bilge rats what live by it. Mark well me words, matey: He who chatters to ye, will chatter about ye!

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Aimee: Do you all have tattoos?
Davey: "Yeah, all of us."
Aimee: Where's the most painful place to have one?
Jade: "There's a lot of very painful places. The stomach, the ribs, the side of the arms…"
Davey: "The elbows, the chest…"
Adam: "The sternum…"
Davey: "Where your hip bone comes through your back."
Jade: "The eyeball."
Davey: "Oh year, the eyeball is really painful."
Jade: "I have band tattoos but it's not because I'm fanatical, it's because I really love the music."
Kerrang!: Have you got a Duran Duran tattoo?
Jade: "No, but maybe I should get one! I'll get one tomorrow."

Interviewer: What’s your spiritual background or religion?
Davey: I’m God.
Hunter: He follows him. I’m atheist.
Interviewer: Oh my god, you don’t believe Davey exists?
Hunter: No.
Davey: I always go up to him, and I’m like, “****ing Hunter ... what’s up?”
Hunter: I have a picture of the one god that I do put all my faith in, right here. (He pulls out his wallet and shows a picture.) His name is Molo, and he’s the god of moles.
Interviewer: I’m just asking, because I see how all your stuff has 666 and stuff like that. I’m not saying you’re Satanic, I’m just wondering where that came from.
Hunter: My phone number. I didn’t want to give it all away...
Interviwer: So I’m not going to get enlightened, am I?
Davey: You can if you believe in me.
Interviewer: I do believe in God, and I didn’t know I was going to meet him tonight.
Davey: Just welcome me into your heart.
Jade: The Lord has mysterious hair.
Davey: The Lord has mysterious fashion sense.

Davey: Yeah, the band is fighting each other while they're playing, and there's flames, like these kind of, what do they call them
Jade: Firecracker...
Davey: The thing that shoots the lightning
Jade: Clouds

 

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Interviewer: I was wondering if you and Davey ever fought over a mirror backstage or something, and if so who won? And who has used the most makeup on one single nite?

Jade: Actually, yes, that happens all the time. Finally, I was like, "That's it! It's time to settle this make-up contest once and for all, I challenge you to a make-out!" Wrong choice of words.

 

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On what the guys would eat for their last meal:
Adam: How pathetic is a Round Table pizza?
Nick13: I don't know, what's on it?
Adam: Probably just cheese and olives.
Jade: Pathetic...
Hunter: Sounds good.
Adam: You know, maybe some of my mom's tabouli, but that's about it. I don't know. Coca-Cola Classic.

 

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Q: What are the most embarrassing things to happen onstage?
Adam: Napalm sweat dripped into my eye once and blinded me for half the set. I also poked myself in the eye with my drumstick.
Jade: In Boise on the Rancid tour I went to run up the wall and jump off it but my foot went straight through instead and my leg was buried in the wall up to my knee.
Adam: That was great!
Jade: I tried to play a blazing solo to take people’s minds off it but I don’t think it worked…
Adam: Worked for me.

Jade: "Even when I go see one of my favorite bands I start to get bored/tired/over it after an hour and a half. If they said, "Guess what! We'll be playing for 2 hours tonight!!", you'd see a Jade-shaped hole in the front door."


Question:now that you guys probobly have some nice cash now would you ever ever ever buy a mansion? or stick with the midsized houses, like 20-30 thousand just asking and cars do you stick with the cool old cheapy's or go with the hummers?
Jade's Answer:I will be moving into my mansion as soon as I get back to Berkeley, it says Frigidaire on the side. It'll go well with my Porsche that says Safeway on it.

 

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Jade:"Let's totally be best friends. We can walk down the street with our guitars and I'll say, "Hey chicks!! Check us out, we're rad!!!" and when all these hot chicks start checking us out, we can blaze off some totally sweet solos and then you'll be all, "Hey chicks, you wanna hang with us?" and they'll be like "Hella!!" and the we'll both be like, "Ok, cool......psyche!!!!" and then we'll high five while shredding on our axes."


"He (Davey) tries to pick up my guitar sometimes, but I have to snatch it out of his hands before he causes any damage. He plays a couple of atonal parts that quickly get left in the ****in' garbage can." - the jade


"The people who send us fan mail in blood say the nicest things, so it doesn't freak us out." -Davey

"I look like an inflatable ****doll." -Davey

Old ladies come up to me all the time telling me to find God, look, all I'm trying to find is some chai ans a good vegan muffin." -Davey

"I'd eat the **** out of some vegan chocolate chips." -Davey

"Can I have a bite of your hamburger? Just don't tell the vegans. . ." -Davey

Q- Do you practice putting makeup on anyone in the band?
Davey- No. But I practice other things.

Adam likes violent sex. All you bondage girls out there, the drummer with hair likes rough sex. -Davey

"Rabbits. You know, bunnies. If you don't look out for them, the little *******s sneak up on you and bite you and ****." -Davey

"Man, I don't know a damn thing about sports, I wear makeup and nail polish, remember?" -Davey

"One time I was singing along with a boy that looked like me in the crowd, and he pushed away the mic and started making out with me and accidently bit my lip, and I had to go get stitches." -Davey

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Yes I'm a lot prettier than you and you're a girl...I noticed. Pfft, do you believe this? This girl is mad at me cause I'm prettier than her and she's a girl. Don't worry honey, nobody noticed. - Davey

 

[disneyworldluvr349]

That was a really funny interview

 

[kelly7ak]

Raven ... you have way too much free time on your hands.

 

[disneyworldluvr349]

I love the quote in your signature ^^^

 

[Smiley.Socks]

www.findnigel.com

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

I'm getting them from the AFI message board lol.



Davey

“I became a vegetarian out of compassion for animals and to live as healthy as possible. I realized soon after that I was truly concerned with nonviolent consumption and my own health, a vegan diet was the best decision.”

Q- I think the real question is, why are you guys so awesome?
Davey: "fuzzy creatures"



"My name is Davey and I am an alcoholic."



"Hate Humanity? Yep, sure do. There's such a lack of responsibility for one's actions in the world, a selfishness, and a great destruction in the way people live their lives. It's all instant gratification, and who cares how my instant gratification affects those around me, or on a small personal level or a global level. The way people treat each other is truly disgusting, and we've created an environment through advances in science and technology that allows for a very septic society to thrive. And we breed and breed, and all the wrong people breed while all the right people don't want to have children because they don't want to place them in this world."

Unfortunately we forgot to use a cowbell but some of the stuff you mentioned might show up here and there. ****, we totally shoulda used a cowbell."

"As you get older you will gain a bit more control over everything. Don't let anyone, even your parents, break you. Find good people who care about you and surround yourself with just them. If you can't find them at first, find good music and fall into it, let it hold you until they come. I truly hope you enjoy the new record." (My favorite quote)

Q-You’re pretty sun-phobic, have you ever lost it from the heat?
During the last Warped Tour, in Houston, I started hallucinating onstage, it was so hot. I would move from one side of the stage to the other and not realize how I got there. There was a small piece of shade near the drum riser, but as the set progressed it got smaller and smaller. Finally I thought, “Maybe I can crawl underneath the drum riser itself.” I had to be out of my mind-it was only a couple feet above the ground. I wasn’t even considering how ****ing stupid I’d look

Q-why did you turn gothic?
"I hate you."

"Oh, please! I wish I had her body!"
-Davey on being called a Madonna impersonator

Q-Davey, are you still straight?
revolver magazine:I think they mean straight edge.
Davey: Oh, I thought they might have been confused after the 'I blow' comment!

“I'm Davey and I sing, make faces and swing from trees.”