The Random Thread and the Royal Family of Canadia, the USA, and Great Britain

[AmandaSparks730]

Substitute Teacher: And no more of your dumb rhymes!
Rhyming Student: Not even sometimes?
Substitute Teacher: Stop that now!
Rhyming Student: Go squeeze a fat cow?
Substitute Teacher: One more time and you'll get detention!
Rhyming Student: Okay! I promise, I'll pay attention.
Substitute Teacher: That's it, young man! You are out of this class!
Rhyming Student: Whoa, my dad's gonna kick my-
Substitute Teacher: QUIET!
Rhyming Student: RIOT!
Substitute Teacher: STOP!
Rhyming Student: COP!
Substitute Teacher: BILLY!
Rhyming Student: SILLY!
Substitute Teacher: AAAAAAH!!!!
Rhyming Student: WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAH!!

 

[DisneyRockstar]

School Gyrls > BTR

 

[AmandaSparks730]

SpongeBob: [spoken]
When I ripped...my pants
I thought that I had everybody on my side
But I went and blew it all sky-high
And now she won't even spare a passing glance
All just because I ripped my pants
Band Members: [singing] When Big Larry came 'round just to put him down
SpongeBob turned into a clown
And no girl ever wants to dance
With a fool who went and ripped his pants
SpongeBob: [singing in a beautiful, heart-stopping voice]
I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse
But the pain feels so much worse
Cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun
Than a burn from the sun
Band Members: [singing] Or sand in your buns
SpongeBob: [singing] Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget
So listen and you won't regret
Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance
All: [singing] And you won't end up like the fool who ripped his pants

 

[wdwllamadancer]

Class A Section II tennis champions!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Plankton: SpongeBob, you will be mine! [takes out a gramophone and begins playing it]
Singer: [singing on the record] Letters of the alphabet A, B, C....
Plankton: [laughs, then notices the incorrect music]
[Plankton flips the record to the correct side, which plays ominous music]
Plankton: [laughs evily]

 

[AmandaSparks730]

[at the beginning of SpongeBob's 38th boating test]
Mrs. Puff: First we must--
SpongeBob: First I must pass the oral exam! I am confident in my abilities to successfully succeed.
Mrs. Puff: I know. Okay. Number one, what is the front of the boat?
SpongeBob: The bow.
Mrs. Puff: What is the back?
SpongeBob: Stern!
Mrs. Puff: Number three. Right is--
SpongeBob: Starboard! [answering the remaining questions] Port, skipper, deck, cabin, gally, keel, 1924!
Mrs. Puff: You've passed the oral test. What a surprise. Now, it's time to once again take the driving portion of the exam. Okay, SpongeBob...get in the boat.
SpongeBob: Oh, wha...in this boat? Right here? [looks at watch nervously] Is it time already?
Mrs. Puff: Get in the boat, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Oh, yeah, absolutely. [gets into boat and closes eyes with a smile, confidently]
Mrs. Puff: All you have to do is get on the track. [SpongeBob's eyes spring open in awe as he looks down the track which becomes longer and longer in delusion] Okay, SpongeBob. What's the first thing you do?
SpongeBob: 1924?
Mrs. Puff: No...no. First thing is to...start the boat. [Mrs. Puff turns it on as SpongeBob begins to shake and scream hysterically] SpongeBob! SpongeBob! Relax! It's only the boat.
SpongeBob: [stops] The boat?
Mrs. Puff: Okay, now, what do you do next?
SpongeBob: Floor it?
Mrs. Puff: Yes-- no! No! Don't floor it!
SpongeBob: Floor it?!
Mrs. Puff: No, no, don't, don't floor it!
SpongeBob: Okay, floor it! [kicks down on the gas pedal as the boat begins to go in reverse at high speeds, Mrs. Puff and SpongeBob screaming, "no, no, no!" and "floor it!" respectively. The boat crashes into a lighthouse, breaking off the upper half of it. Mrs. Puff puffs up]
Mrs. Puff: [deep voice] Oh, SpongeBob...WHYYYYYY?????!!!!!
Off-Screen Fish: My leg!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Class A Section II tennis champions!

Congrats!

Not sure how our tennis team is doing, actually. Last time I checked, girl's soccer hadn't lost a game. Which is good; we haven't been in playoffs in years!

 

[wdwllamadancer]

Congrats!

Not sure how our tennis team is doing, actually. Last time I checked, girl's soccer hadn't lost a game. Which is good; we haven't been in playoffs in years!

thank you!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Squidward: Let go of the pizza!
SpongeBob: No! It's for the customer!
Squidward: Who cares about the customer?
SpongeBob: I do!
Squidward: Well, I don't!
SpongeBob: [wind stops momentarily, SpongeBob gasps] Squidward! [blown away by the wind]

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Squidward: SpongeBob, that's just a stupid boulder!
SpongeBob: It's not just a boulder! It's a rock! [begins weeping] It's a rock. [sobbing] A roock! A roock! A rooock!
[Squidward looks on with disgust]
SpongeBob: [climbing on top of the boulder] It's a big, beautiful, old rock! Oh, the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles! And it's in great shape.
Squidward: SpongeBob! Will you forget the stupid pioneers? Have you ever noticed that there are none of them left? That's because they were lousy hitchhikers, ate coral, and took directions from algae! And now you're telling me they thought they could drive-- [SpongeBob drives the rock over him, squashing him flat into the ground] ...rocks?

 

[DisGirlAllie]

Allie is stressed.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

[SpongeBob and Squidward are walking in the wilderness]
SpongeBob: [singing] The Krusty Krab Pizza is the pizza, absolutivally! [making spitting sounds] The pbbth-pbbb-pbbh pizza pbbbbh-pbbbh pizza, pbb-pbbbh-ooga-bah-bah... [muttering rhythmically] The [mumbling] pizza [mumbling] pizza [mumbling] pizza... [with voice of Otto from The Simpsons] Krusty Krraaaaaaaaabbb pizza is the pizza, yeah-ah-ah, for you and [high pitched] MEEEEEEEEE!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Allie is stressed.

Meg is here

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Mermaid Man: [to SpongeBob] Listen up you villains, I wanna eat my meatloaf. If you don't get out of here, then by the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife!
Clerk: [bursts in] What is going on in here?!
Mermaid Man: [looks at clerk but points to Spongebob] You may kiss the bride!
[The clerk throws SpongeBob out while wedding music plays. SpongeBob rolls all the way back to his home where Patrick is waiting]
Patrick: Did you reunite our heroes?
SpongeBob: No. But I'm married.

 

[wdwllamadancer]

omg he's so cute.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

SpongeBob: Wait a minute! [seizes Bubble Bass' tongue and holds it up for all to see] Look, he's been hiding the pickles under his tongue the whole time!
Mr. Krabs: And there's the pickles from last time, too!
Lady: And there's my car keys!
[The angry crowd surrounds Bubble Bass on every side]
Bubble Bass: [nervously] And...there's my ride!
[Bubble Bass bolts out of the Krusty Krab]

 

[AmandaSparks730]

SpongeBob: Sandy, Sandy, Sandy. How can you be so naive? There's evidence all around us. How do you explain Atlantis? Cowlicks? 99 cent stores? And how about those mysterious circles that show up in Kelp Fields over night? [circles her, drawing a circle with his shoes, then points at it] DAAH! There's one now!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

SpongeBob & Patrick: Happy Opposite Day, Squidward! We hate you!
Squidward: '['Squidward growls in anger. But before he could explode, he suddenly calms down] Let me show you guys how much I hate you!
[Squidward runs off and returns with a bulldozer. Spongebob and Patrick scream as they are chased off
SpongeBob: Patrick, do you ever think Squidward likes us too much?
Squidward: [angry] HAPPY OPPOSITE DAY!!!!
[Chases them into the sunset while laughing angrily]

 

[DisGirlAllie]

Meg is here

Allie is on AIM.

 

[scarscar93]

ugh :/