The Random Thread and the Royal Family of Canadia, the USA, and Great Britain

[AmandaSparks730]

Juandissimo: Wanda... your voice is like the chorus of a thousand angels...
Cosmo: Yeah, well my FOOT is gonna feel like the chorus of a thousand... (Juandissimo turns him into a turtle) Revenge! REEVVEENGGE!!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Cosmo: Geography, geometry, geology. What's the big deal? They all start with 'J'!
Wanda: Here's another 'J' word for you: "Jidiot"!
Dad: Boo-hoo! I can't help my only son. I'm such a jidiot!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Vicky: (about Timmy's "cousin", Jimmy) How come I've never met you before?
Timmy: Because he lives in, uh, Euro...Litha...Bulga...Slavia.
"Jimmy": Eurolithabulgaslavia!
Vicky: A Canadian, huh?

 

[AmandaSparks730]

BLEEP YOU STANKEES!

THEY'RE NOT SHOWING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM ON THE GAME!

*throws brick at TV*

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Blonda: I'll save the show! But you have to promise to stop blaming Wanda for everything!
Jorgen: I don't know why we are talking in the third person, but okay, Jorgen will stop yelling at Wanda.
Blonda: And you promise to stop the X-treme wishing or you'll be kissing Jorgen at mach four!!!!!!!!!
Timmy: Yes! Timmy promises to stop his X-treme wishing!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Jimmy: Ladies and gentlemen...and Cindy. I want to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld.
Carl: A llama?
Jimmy: No.
Carl: A baby llama?
Jimmy: No.
Carl: A baby llama with a hat on?
Jimmy: No!
Cindy: An invention of yours that actually works?
Jimmy: No!!! I mean, yes! I present to you Book Gum, why read a book when you can just chew the book instead?
Sheen: Wow, Jimmy, chewing a book.
Jimmy: Sheen, you don't actually chew a book. See, I reduced the contents of different books to gum form. You chew it, and you know it.
Sheen: Tastes... fishy. "Call me Ishmael. Starbuck, it's the great white whale. I'll get you, Moby Dick!"
Cindy: Give me a piece of that. Hmm...It tastes like fried chicken. "Oh, Ashley, Oh, Rhett. I don't know nothin' about birthin' no babies."
Jimmy: Careful, Carl. It would be very dangerous to eat more than one at a time.
Carl: Mmmm...William Shakespeare.
Jimmy: That might just be a little strong for you, Carl.
Carl: "But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east and Juliet is the sun. See how she leans her cheek upon her hand. Oh, that I were a glove upon that hand that I might touch that cheek."

 

[DisGirlAllie]

Jimmy: Ladies and gentlemen...and Cindy. I want to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld.
Carl: A llama?
Jimmy: No.
Carl: A baby llama?
Jimmy: No.
Carl: A baby llama with a hat on?
Jimmy: No!
Cindy: An invention of yours that actually works?
Jimmy: No!!! I mean, yes! I present to you Book Gum, why read a book when you can just chew the book instead?
Sheen: Wow, Jimmy, chewing a book.
Jimmy: Sheen, you don't actually chew a book. See, I reduced the contents of different books to gum form. You chew it, and you know it.
Sheen: Tastes... fishy. "Call me Ishmael. Starbuck, it's the great white whale. I'll get you, Moby Dick!"
Cindy: Give me a piece of that. Hmm...It tastes like fried chicken. "Oh, Ashley, Oh, Rhett. I don't know nothin' about birthin' no babies."
Jimmy: Careful, Carl. It would be very dangerous to eat more than one at a time.
Carl: Mmmm...William Shakespeare.
Jimmy: That might just be a little strong for you, Carl.
Carl: "But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east and Juliet is the sun. See how she leans her cheek upon her hand. Oh, that I were a glove upon that hand that I might touch that cheek."

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Angelica: Do you swear to tell Ruth, the whole Ruth, and nothing but Ruth, so help you Bob? ...Just say you do.

Phil & Lil: You do.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Ahh, Jimmy Neutron...XD.

"I just liked the part about the Medula Oblongata. BACK! OR I'LL SLAY YOU WITH MY MEDULA OBLONGATA"

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Angelica: It all started when the first present was given by the Pilgrims a long time ago. Then everybody started giving presents; even the Easter Bunny started giving them until Santa slapped him with a lawsuit.
(explaining the history of Christmas to Phil & Lil)

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Boris: Why don't you turn on the Sesame Seed for them to watch?

Minka: What am I, your servant girl? Why don't you turn on the Sesame Seed?

Boris: I can't. I'm too old.

Minka: I'm old too.

Boris: But I'm older.

Minka: By 2 weeks!

Boris: It was a leap year!

Minka: Leap year, schmeap year! Now go turn on the Seed!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

(After Tommy "rearranges" his Bogo Blocks toy village)
Chuckie: The police car's at the fire station; the fire truck's at the airport; the airplane's on top of the restaurant; people are hanging out of windows and doors, buildings have moved, and you've completely taken apart City Hall!"

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Angelica: Chanukah is the special time of year between Christmas and Misgiving when all the bestest holiday shows are on TV.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Minka: So Little Red Riding Hood skipped through the forest--

Boris: It's Little Blue Riding Hood, Minka, not red!

Minka: Boris, is the story 'Little Blue Riding Hood'? No! It's 'Little Red Riding Hood'! Anyway, so Little Red Riding Hood meets a wolf in the forest...

Boris: It was a goat! In the desert!

Minka: Wolf!
Boris: Goat!

Minka: Wolf!

Boris: Desert!

Minka: Forest!

Chuckie: I like when your gramma and grampa tell stories, Tommy!

Tommy: Yeah, we always get two stories instead of one!

 

[DisGirlAllie]

"Deck the harrs with boughs of horry, fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra."
"No, no, not 'ra ra ra ra', 'la la la la'! Try again."
"Deck the harrs with boughs of horry, fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra."
"No, no! Sing something else."
"Jingre bers, jingre bers, jingre arr the way. Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sreigh!"

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Didi: Stu, what are you doing?

Stu: Making chocolate pudding.

Didi: It's 4:00 in the morning. Why are you making chocolate pudding?

Stu: Because I've lost control of my life.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Chuckie: I saw this movie, King Krong, where he was pushed off the Entire State Building.

Tommy: So?

Chuckie: So why don't we push Mr. Friend off the Entire State Building? Never mind. I don't know why I even try.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

[repeated line]
Debbie: I like eggs.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Laurie: I don't like this story!
Pauly: She don't like this story!
Tony Pajamas: I got ears.
Pauly: He's got ears.
[Tony smacks Pauly upside the head]
Pauly: What was that for?
Tony Pajamas: For being an idiot.
Pauly: Okay.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Court dismissed! Bring in the dancing lobsters.
-Judge Trudy