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[LondonUnderground]

RIGHT HERE WE GO

10 Reasons to Hate the Red Sox
[Stolen]

The fans

Red Sox Nation? They weren't even known as "Red Sox Nation" until they started winning championships, which in case New Englanders forget (and it seems they have) was only a few years ago. Before 2004, Red Sox fans were like Cubs fans: lovable losers. You felt sorry for them when Bucky Dent, Bill Buckner and Aaron Boone happened. Then they won a World Series and then another and now they, including all the bandwagon jumpers, parade around like they invented the game. They were more fun — and a whole lot classier — when they were cursed.

Red Sox Nation. its the besttttt!

It's a Boston thing

The Patriots, the Celtics, and the Red Sox? I'm sorry for everyone who lives in New England. Being ripped off of the dreams of having a good sports team. They're stuck with three of the most annoying teams in sports history.

right okay.
you CANNOT say the Celtics are crap.
1) SHAQUILLE O'NEAL AND KEVIN GARNETT BABY.
2) We have the most titles in the NBA, so, im sorry the Knicks suck.
The Pats do not suck.
1) 3 Superbowl wins! i'm sorry, how many do the Jets have?
oh right, one. (;

They're jerks

Think of some of the legendary names in Red Sox history: Ted Williams, Carlton Fisk, Carl Yastrzemski, Jim Rice. Know what two things they have in common? They were all great players. And they were all crotchety, cranky and ornery cusses.

YOU DO NOT DISS TED WILLIAMS.
so what, so was Babe Ruth, and all of the Yankee players, ever.

Curt Schilling

I know he's not around, and, sincerely, we hate to see anyone's career end on an injury. But …

Shut up. Please. Please shut up. You talk too much. Remember a few years ago when he popped off on Lou Piniella, claiming Piniella no longer knows how the game is played? (This year's NL Central standings suggest otherwise.) That's just one of like a million things Schilling, right, has said over the years — to newspaper reporters, on the radio, on TV … in his own blog! I swear, someday a YouTube clip is going to show him rubbing ketchup on that, ahem, bloody sock. Okay, we get it, you had a cut on your foot. They're rich but act poor

For years, Red Sox fans bellyached about their rivals, the Yankees, and how much money the Yankees would spend on players. Well, you know what? You guys are the Yankees, too. You win championships because you spend money. So don't act like you're the organization with all the sharp baseball minds who built through the draft and shrewd waiver-wire pickups with a tiny payroll. That's the Rays, not you guys.

Oh yeah, sure, Red Sox GM Theo Epstein, right, is a genius. It takes real brilliance to recognize that Josh Beckett and Mike Lowell are, uh, pretty good and we should write them a check from a limitless bank account. No, genius is trading away a player like Delmon Young for Matt Garza and Jason Bartlett.


[I don't really agree that they're the Yankees... I would never want any of those players to call themselves a Yankee. I'd rather eat ketchep all day long for five years. But they do need to shut up and stop complaining that they have no money. Hello, you've got the 2nd highest pay rolls in MLB, one spot behind the Yankees. Oh look... they're behind the Yankees once again! It must suck always being second...]

Yankee is actually a term for a New Englander, technically so...
THE BLOODY SOCK WON US A WS. so idc.
it must suck being a Yankee fan,
you are so spoilt and selfish, and just BANG ON aaaaallll the time about how Yankees are better than Red Sox, WHATEVER, cause you know we couldnt give one (;

Jason Varitek's C

Jason Varitek is the Red Sox captain, and he wears a "C" on his uniform. This isn't hockey. Why is he the only guy in baseball wearing a C? In fact, what does a baseball captain even do? Wearing a "C" is just arrogant. "Hey, look at us, we have a captain." "Hey, lookie at me. I'm the leader." The Yankees have a captain, too, but you don't see Derek Jeter feeling the need to announce to the world that he has a job that has no duties. If you want to lead, then lead. But you don't have to tell everyone that you lead.

[Amen. Jeter isn't a big head like some people... He's the best baseball player of the century, and he knows he is, but his head isn't massive and he isn't all about me, myself, and I. And that's the best thing about him. He's level headed.]

OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT?! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA SORRY WHILE I GO DIE HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! JETER?! NOT BIG HEADED?! open your eyes!
and, I thought the C was for catcher...? cause im sure Martinez has one too...

Coco Crisp and Jonathan Papelbon

Don't get us started on Coco. He starts all the trouble by spiking Akinori Iwamura then has the nerve to storm the mound when James Shields hits him in the leg? Whatever. Everything calms down, everything is evened up then Papelbon, right, runs his mouth about the whole thing not being over. Unless you plan on grabbing a bat and standing in a batter's box, you probably shouldn't say anything. And while we're at it, does Kevin Youkilis have to wet his pants and throw helmets every time he gets called out on strikes or pops up with a runner on third and one out?

[Coco Crisp? Who would name their child to sound like a cereal? Nut heads...]

Coco Crisp is a nickname! Paps does suck. and Youk is an amaaaazing player, so, whateverrr

Whoa whoa whoa, I do NOT like this 10th statement. Let me fix it... [changes are bolded]

They're idiots

Bottom line is they have more idiots than any team over the past four years. And two more than the Rays. They have Manny and Big Papi banging people. They have Josh Beckett and Dice-K blowing bubbles. They have Kevin Youkilis and Mike Lowell hitting foul balls and Jacoby Ellsbury stealin candy from babies. And Jonathan Papelbon throwing peas at old ladies. Their manager might be the best in idiot-cy, and, yes, even their kid GM seems to know what he's doing about playing cards. Plus, well, they do play in the ugliest stadium in sports.

Don't you just love that they suck?

Oh, much better.

OMG HAHAHHAHHAHAH I READ THE REAL VERSION!!

They're good

Bottom line is they have more rings than any team over the past four years. And two more than the Rays. They have Manny and Big Papi banging homers. They have Josh Beckett and Dice-K blowing away hitters. They have Kevin Youkilis and Mike Lowell hitting gappers and Jacoby Ellsbury stealing bases. And Jonathan Papelbon throwing peas to lock down games. Their manager might be the best in baseball, and, yes, even their kid GM seems to know what he's doing. Plus, well, they do play in the coolest stadium in sports.

Don't you just hate that?
I didnt write that, i swear! google it if you want. :')

#1. After all those years of incessant whining and crying about how losing builds special character, they finally win and exhibit no grace or dignity or "character" whatsoever.

[YES. Just be quiet, you hypocrits!]

hyprocrites*
lots* of character
much* grace
most* dignified.

#2. Cowboy Up! This may have been the most ridiculous rallying cry in sports history. New England Cowboys. Just like George W. Bush.

[I really don't even get it... they're socks... not cowboys...]

OH MY GOD
COWBOY UP IS AN EXPRESSION!
it basically means when things are getting tough you have to get back up, dust yourself off and keep trying.
the Sox didnt make it up.

#3. Red Sox Nation. Is this a joke? As if the Yankees, Dodgers, Cubs, Mets and Braves don't have millions of fans throughout the country. And most of those fans, unlike this sudden wave of instant Red Sox rooters, actually follow their teams and don't just wear the cool-looking hats.

Just for the record, it costs $199.95 to join the Ultimate Fan Group of Red Sox Nation. This level of membership comes with the right to purchase two tickets in the Green Monster seats -- for another $140 a pop. You also get a laminated membership card!

Even their own team takes advantage of Red Sox fans.

[I know more Yankees, Dodgers, Cubs, Mets, and Braves fans then I do RS fans... infact, I only know like 10 RS fans, including the fans on here...]

The Green Monster Seats are AMAZING seats, i know because i've been up there. oh my gosh, it is THE perfect view of the stadium, and its got its own concession stands and crap, so you dont have to walk far. well, you dont have to walk far anyway, so... xD

#6. Sweet Caroline. The Royal Rooters must be rolling over in their graves when the drunken bandwagon hoppers break into this Neil Diamond sap-fest.

ha, just because the best the Yankees can do is 'New York New York' and 'Yankee Mambo'?!

#10. Hypocrisy, Hypocrisy, Hypocrisy
Take a good, long look at the Red Sox 2004 World Series roster. Every pitcher, and every single starting position player with the lone exception of Trot Nixon, did not come up through the Red Sox system.

That's right. Manny Ramirez, Pedro Martinez, Curt Schilling, David Ortiz, Johnny Damon, Keith Foulke, Bill Mueller, Kevin Millar, Dave Roberts, and Orlando Cabrera were all high-priced free agents or acquired through trades.

Now, examine their 2007 payroll. It's $165 million. That is higher than all but one team in baseball.

This is not a small market club of scruffy underpaid underdogs. These are the New York Yankees, except they are located 300 miles to the northeast.

Despite the club's obvious mercenary approach in recent years, Red Sox fans are always the first to accuse other teams of "buying their championships."

[They're the dumber, poorer, losing version of the Yankees... the thing we've got in common- the fans are crazy, and we hate each other. But, the Yankees will always be #1 compared to them... and we've got the wins to prove it.]

i'm sorry? what was that? DUMBER? POORER? that is taking it TOO far, i'm afraid, mate.

In Conclusion
This article could go on and on. And On. And On.

Of course, there are plenty of real Red Sox fans out there. For those if you who lived through the horrors of 1946, 1967, 1975, 1978, 1986, and 2003, you have earned the right to be as annoying as you want to be.

Cowboy Up!

[Yeah, but if you haven't lived through those years as a fan of the RS, shut it and stop talking to me... you're not a real loyal RS fan(;]

Well, i'm staying a Sox fan forever and a day, so... i'm sure i'll have the right so be annoying in a few years (;


AND THE YANKEE SMASH POST IS DONE
phew.

 

[CowboyErin]

 

[MickeyisBeast]

J-j-j-j R

whoa oh oh oh oh
I kinda feel like it dont make ..
like-like-like it dont make
feel like it dont make ....

I'm thinking, baby, you and I are undeniable
But I'm finding now loves unreliable
I'm giving all I got to make you stay
Or am I just a roadblock in your way?

Cause you're a pretty little windstorm on the boulevard
Something like a Sunset, oh you're a shooting star
And I might drive myself insane
If those lips aren't speakin my name

Cause I got some intuition,
or maybe Im superstitious
But I think you're a pretty sweet pill
that Im swallowing down
To counter this addiction
you've got me on a mission
Tell me darling, can I get a break somehow?
Could I say no?

Chorus
Shes got a love like woe
(whoaa oh oh oh)
Girls got a love like woe
(whoaa oh oh oh)
I kinda feel like it dont make sense
Because you're bringing me in
and now you're kicking me out again
Loved so strong, then you moved on
Now I'm hung up in suspense,
Because you're bringing me in
And then you're kicking me out again

Its like a hurricane, speed train, shes a moving car
Catch her in the fast lane, oh I gotta know,
Can I keep up with her pace?
Kick it into gear when I see that face

You can take up all my time cause you're the only one
That can make a storm cloud break
Pulling out the sun
And I cant get caught in the rain
Can I get your lips to speak my name?

Cause I got some intuition,
or maybe I'm superstitious
But I think you're a pretty sweet pill
that I'm swallowing down
To counter this addiction
you've got me on a mission
Tell me darling, can I get a break somehow?
Could I say no?

Chorus
Shes got a love like woe
(whoaa oh oh oh)
Girls got a love like woe
(whoaa oh oh oh)
I kinda feel like it dont make sense
Because you're bringing me in
and now you're kicking me out again
Loved so strong, then you moved on
Now I'm hung up in suspense,
Because you're bringing me in
And then you're kicking me out again

Cause we only have one life
The timing and the moment,
All seem so right
So would you say you're mine?
(We'll be just fine)
Would you say you're mine?
(We'll be just fine)

Chorus
Shes got a love like woe
(whoaa oh oh oh)
Girls got a love like woe
(whoaa oh oh oh)

I kinda feel like it dont make sense
Because you're bringing me in
and now you're kicking me out again
Loved so strong, then you moved on
Now I'm hung up in suspense,
Because you're bringing me in
And then you're kicking me out again
(repeat)

 

[Mickeysgirl34]

All the candy I got (I like to sort my candy in piles)

 

[I Am What I Am]

I haven't listened to this in forever.

 

[LondonUnderground]

All the candy I got (I like to sort my candy in piles)

HOLY CRAAP!

i got hardly anything, and me and my friends were out for about 2-3 hours?
i got malteasers, mars bars, like 10 packets of haribos and some stuff like that, but not every house in england does halloween, its crap here!

 

[Mickeysgirl34]

HOLY CRAAP!

i got hardly anything, and me and my friends were out for about 2-3 hours?
i got malteasers, mars bars, like 10 packets of haribos and some stuff like that, but not every house in england does halloween, its crap here!

Hehe
This time I went to a different neighborhood with my friends & my older sister,and there's like A MILLION BILLION houses there with families,that's why I got so much. And I added my sister's candy to it too

 

[LondonUnderground]

i'm signing a petition

Girlguiding UK against airbrushing
To: PM David Cameron
Girlguiding UK calls upon the Prime Minister David Cameron to introduce compulsory labelling to distinguish between airbrushed and natural images to help combat the rise of eating disorders and shape a generation of self confident girls and young women.

 

[LondonUnderground]

https://gguk.wufoo.com/forms/girlguiding-uk-against-airbrushing/

you guys can sign it if you want

 

[LondonUnderground]

i'm a girl. i eat. i'm not skinny. i'm not pretty. i dont plaster my face in makeup. i'm not 'popular' but i have my bestfriends and thats all i need. and all i want.

it makes me LOL how all the people that contradict thos joined the group :')

 

[MickeyisBeast]

RIGHT HERE WE GO


Red Sox Nation. its the besttttt!

right okay.
you CANNOT say the Celtics are crap.
1) SHAQUILLE O'NEAL AND KEVIN GARNETT BABY.
2) We have the most titles in the NBA, so, im sorry the Knicks suck.
The Pats do not suck.
1) 3 Superbowl wins! i'm sorry, how many do the Jets have?
oh right, one. (;

YOU DO NOT DISS TED WILLIAMS.
so what, so was Babe Ruth, and all of the Yankee players, ever.

Yankee is actually a term for a New Englander, technically so...
THE BLOODY SOCK WON US A WS. so idc.
it must suck being a Yankee fan,
you are so spoilt and selfish, and just BANG ON aaaaallll the time about how Yankees are better than Red Sox, WHATEVER, cause you know we couldnt give one (;

OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT?! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA SORRY WHILE I GO DIE HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! JETER?! NOT BIG HEADED?! open your eyes!
and, I thought the C was for catcher...? cause im sure Martinez has one too...

Coco Crisp is a nickname! Paps does suck. and Youk is an amaaaazing player, so, whateverrr

OMG HAHAHHAHHAHAH I READ THE REAL VERSION!!

They're good

Bottom line is they have more rings than any team over the past four years. And two more than the Rays. They have Manny and Big Papi banging homers. They have Josh Beckett and Dice-K blowing away hitters. They have Kevin Youkilis and Mike Lowell hitting gappers and Jacoby Ellsbury stealing bases. And Jonathan Papelbon throwing peas to lock down games. Their manager might be the best in baseball, and, yes, even their kid GM seems to know what he's doing. Plus, well, they do play in the coolest stadium in sports.

Don't you just hate that?
I didnt write that, i swear! google it if you want. :')

hyprocrites*
lots* of character
much* grace
most* dignified.

OH MY GOD
COWBOY UP IS AN EXPRESSION!
it basically means when things are getting tough you have to get back up, dust yourself off and keep trying.
the Sox didnt make it up.

The Green Monster Seats are AMAZING seats, i know because i've been up there. oh my gosh, it is THE perfect view of the stadium, and its got its own concession stands and crap, so you dont have to walk far. well, you dont have to walk far anyway, so... xD

ha, just because the best the Yankees can do is 'New York New York' and 'Yankee Mambo'?!

i'm sorry? what was that? DUMBER? POORER? that is taking it TOO far, i'm afraid, mate.

Well, i'm staying a Sox fan forever and a day, so... i'm sure i'll have the right so be annoying in a few years (;


AND THE YANKEE SMASH POST IS DONE
phew.

Hheee, Eimear, you make LARF [yeah, I said larf]

RSN only think they're the best after '04. Am I not right?

He didn't say the Celtics are crap... Oh, so now the most championships matter? Now we're doing the best by how many wins they have? OKAY MISS HYPOCRITE, LETS LOOK AT THE YANKEES-27 BOSTON-7? yeah, you just stated yourself the Yankees are better... way to go

Oh, hun, I KNOW Babe Ruth is a total diva, I've even mentioned it before. Biggest diva in baseball, I'd bet.

Dude... I'm so serious. When have you EVER seen Jeter make a commotion, be a diva, in the tabloids? Me? Never. His head is on straight and is quite the opposite of a diva. He's getting paid millions, and look who doesn't appear in those tabloids for doing stupid things. The only time you hear him on the news in Sports Center when they're talking about how much of an amazing ball player he is. This is one fight you are not going to win. Derek Jeter is the best ball player of the day. And he's got his head on straight. You don't know ANYTHING about Jeter...

LOL, i know the real version... I found it stupid and would never post that, so I fixed it for the idiot. I think my version was more creative!

Cowboy Up is about the dumbest thing I've ever heard. If they were the Cowboys, I'd get it.

HAHAHAHA NO. Those are not the only 2 songs about the Yankees, in fact the Yankees have WAY more songs than the RS. I've already researched that. Wanna back up your arguements before you start them?

Yep, dumber and poorer.

 

[marypops!]

It's the Buzz Lightyear model I made.

Watch out for his laser!

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Somebody just said Hannah! Do you already have a... what?

 

[DisGirlAllie]

I just got my retainer.
I sound like Daffy Duck.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Upload the pictures...
When my mom sees that I wore soffes outside all night... she's gonna be like "WERE YOU CRAZY?!" I wasn't even that cold! Me and my friend who was a football player too had like two blankets and umm... yeah...

 

[JonasBrothersrock111]

I LOVE THE JONAS BROTHERS!!!!

What?


It's a random thread!

I'm allowed to be random!

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Movie we watched last night
When a Stranger Calls (2006)

Jill Johnson is being forced to babysit at a BIG house all by herself for exceeding her telephone minutes. Then all of a sudden a stranger calls making these weird remarks. Jill decides to call the police to trace the call. Jill is freaked out when she finds out that the call is coming from inside the house! Jill runs in a hurry trying to get the children and leave. Will Jill make it in the house in time? Will she live? Well you just have to watch the movie to find out! Written by Crmn_Stvns

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Nobody said you couldn't be random...

 

[CowboyErin]

I should be studying for my AP World History test but I'm procrastinating, as usual.

 

[marypops!]

Aww, the Epic Mickey app is only available to those with Apple products... Let's hope I win that competition I entered to win an iPad.