Im not going to attempt to write a trip report for all of our recent 9 night stay. Writing trip reports for more than a couple days with such artistic flair can get difficult and I dont want to give up writing after 3 days when some of the more fun stuff happened later in the trip. Plus, since its a family vacation Im sure most of you dont want to hear how cute DS and DSGF were cuddling in the rear seat of the Breathless, so I thought instead Id just write a overall trip report with the more interesting highlights, possibly in 2 or 3 installments.
First, the Cast: DH (me) = Scott, Disney freak of the family, 40 something. DW = Laurie, Disney freakette of the family, 40 something + 3 months (never let her forget that). DS #1= Michael, Disney freak of the future (in training), 17. He might claim to be a certified Disney freak, but until hes payin for himself he doesnt get the title with all its benefits. DS #2 = T.C., Disney freak of the future (also in training), 14. He doesnt care about titles. He wants to live at home forever so he never has to pay for his Disney fix. DGF = Denise, Michaels love of 1 year, 1st attempt to turn her into a Disney freakette of the future, 18. Dont know if theyll last but how she performs on this trip goes along way to determining spousal potential.
Next, the Setting: 9 nights, the first 5 at OKW and the last 4 at BWV. 2 BR villas at both. First time in a 2 BR. Hey, we need the extra room. Not that we dont trust the teens in love, but were not givin the fox the key to the hen house, if you know what I mean.
Ok, now that we know the starting lineup and the pitch, (I did that for our World Cup football fans. See, us Americans aint totally clueless when it comes to the most boring game in the history of mankind . For you fans of the only real football, the kind where whimpy head butts are part of the celebration, the pitch is the field of play in Soccer. Now, now, dont any of you World Cup fans get mad or throw stuff or make comments about my lack of sophistication, Im just messing with ya) on with the show!
The making of this trip began over a year ago. Wed been to WDW for Spring Break, 2005 and were tossing around ideas about the following years trip (2006, we typically go on one family trip per year). We discussed when, where wed like to stay etc. Well, some time shortly after that discussion DS#1 claims he came home on a Saturday night and asked if one of his friends (who is a girl) could come along with us on our trip to WDW next year, and he claims I said sure, the more the merrier . Now it was either a very martini night (which I dont believe) or he woke me up in my comfy chair when he got home in the wee hours and hit me while I was mostly out of it (thats my story and Im stickin to it!). Either way, fast forward a couple months and the romance of the century is in full gear (different girl) . DS#1 comes home and says you remember how you told me Shelly could come with us to WDW next year? uh ..no ..dont remember that, well you did ..I did?.....(from the peanut gallery, aka DW) yes you did!.....crap .ok, what else dont I remember? Well, I was wondering if DGF (theyve been steady for a couple months by then) could go instead? Guess it stinks to be Shelly. Well, I guess so. Wed have to talk to DGFs parents etc, but if theyre ok, I guess were calling DVC to upgrade to a 2 BR, never in a million years thinking that this H.S. romance would last a whole year. I just figured wed be taking friends or other family members along in her place.
Well, son of a gun, here it is a year later and the romance is as strong as ever. Weve come to know DGF over the past months and think DS#1 is a lucky guy. Not sure if itll last (with them heading to separate colleges soon), but DGF is a joy to be around. And shes way good for DS#1.
Now that you know how we got to where were at, well begin the actual trip. On June 1 were watching the nightly news and they of course have to stick in a pitch (different kind of pitch than Soccer) for June 1 being the beginning of Hurricane season and how this season is going to be the worst on record and everyone in the whole eastern U.S. should begin hoarding water, bread and batteries and to run out to the nearest Home Depot and buy a generator or all your meat in the freezer is going to spoil when the inevitable hurricane strikes your neighborhood. DS#2 asks if we have to worry about a hurricane when were at WDW. I tell him, no, were going early enough in the season that we dont have to worry about it. Now, the adults only trip in Oct for the food and wine festival (just when are they coming out with the details of that anyway?) might have to worry, but not now. Ok he says, satisfied that the old man knows what hes talking about. So, of course, around a week prior to our trip beginning (June 13 was our flight to Orlando) we turn to the weather channel and what do we see, a flippin tropical disturbance in the Caribbean Sea. But not to worry, weather forecaster Bob with the perfect hair says, the upper level winds are tearing it apart and its not going to develop into anything. Wrong again old elephant breath. Next thing we know were wondering if our flights are going to be delayed or even cancelled as Alberto makes his move. Two days before our trip, things arent looking good. Forecasts call for the storm to be hitting sunny FLA the day of our arrival. We start investigating Airline rules, DVC rules, limo rules all for cancellation policies. Were sure well get there, just might be a day late or so. Im not going to take this lying down. My oldest brother used to always say that he prayed to the rain god each morning we planned on golfing and we never got rained on, so I thought, what the heck, cant hurt. I changed every password I had to include Alberto in it in an effort to honor him (dont bother all you hackers, Ive changed them since then) and staged several prayer chant sessions while burning incense during the Tropical Update on the Weather Channel. BAM, one of my sacrifices worked (could have been the neighbors cat we sacrificed also .ok all you cat lovers, you know Im just kidding), with the next NOAA update the storm turned to the north some and increased its forward motion and it looks like the storm portion will be by Orlando when we arrive, although well still get some rain. No problem, rain I can deal with, landing in a hurricane, not sure I want to try.
Were out of bed early Tuesday morning for our drive to the airport and hopefully our on time flight. I flip on the weather while DW is in the shower and their report makes me think we should be good. Might be some 20 mph winds, but for us in the Mid-west, 20 mph winds are a fact of life. Our flight leaves on time and with some well timed turns by our pilot we avoid most of the storm on our way to Orlando. This is a good thing. DS#1 hates flying even on good days, and Im not sure Im ready to see him pull a Mission: Space on the airplane. We land right on time and spot our driver already waiting for us at the luggage carousal. We get our luggage in short order and the driver heads off to get the transportation. I know some people are probably thinking that were wasting money by not taking Magical Express, but when you want to stop at a grocery and also dont want to take a chance of being the buses last stop on property so youve just wasted 1/90th of your Disney time waiting on a bus before you even get to your resort, youll pay the money. Anyway, there being 5 of us, the standard Lincoln Towncar wont do. Well have to upgrade to a van. But for only $20 more than a van we can have a Limo. What the heck DW and I decide, lets do it and surprise the kids. So as were waiting outside for the car we keep making comments about the pickup that is pulling up being our ride and theyll have to hang on in back etc, just to mess with their minds. Imagine their surprise when the limo pulls up and they comment how cool it would be to get to ride in one of those and the guy that helped us with our luggage gets out of the drivers seat and they realize its for us! We load up, stop at the grocery and were off to OKW. Its raining most of the way to WDW, but by the time we get there the rain has stopped. Alberto heard my prayers! Fast forward to the end of the trip when we asked the kids what was their favorite part of the trip and DS#2 says the Limo ride and everyone staring at us when we got out at OKW. I guess our surprise worked!
We made it to the World despite a tropical storm and are ready to start the fun.
The next installment will be more fun as were done with the preliminary gobbly gook and gonna start the real report. See ya soon. Maybe even later tonight as DW isnt feeling well, DS#1 is on a mission trip with DGF (uh oh) and DS#2 started summer gym class today so I know hes whipped which means itll be me and the dog keeping each other company tonight!
First, the Cast: DH (me) = Scott, Disney freak of the family, 40 something. DW = Laurie, Disney freakette of the family, 40 something + 3 months (never let her forget that). DS #1= Michael, Disney freak of the future (in training), 17. He might claim to be a certified Disney freak, but until hes payin for himself he doesnt get the title with all its benefits. DS #2 = T.C., Disney freak of the future (also in training), 14. He doesnt care about titles. He wants to live at home forever so he never has to pay for his Disney fix. DGF = Denise, Michaels love of 1 year, 1st attempt to turn her into a Disney freakette of the future, 18. Dont know if theyll last but how she performs on this trip goes along way to determining spousal potential.
Next, the Setting: 9 nights, the first 5 at OKW and the last 4 at BWV. 2 BR villas at both. First time in a 2 BR. Hey, we need the extra room. Not that we dont trust the teens in love, but were not givin the fox the key to the hen house, if you know what I mean.
Ok, now that we know the starting lineup and the pitch, (I did that for our World Cup football fans. See, us Americans aint totally clueless when it comes to the most boring game in the history of mankind . For you fans of the only real football, the kind where whimpy head butts are part of the celebration, the pitch is the field of play in Soccer. Now, now, dont any of you World Cup fans get mad or throw stuff or make comments about my lack of sophistication, Im just messing with ya) on with the show!
The making of this trip began over a year ago. Wed been to WDW for Spring Break, 2005 and were tossing around ideas about the following years trip (2006, we typically go on one family trip per year). We discussed when, where wed like to stay etc. Well, some time shortly after that discussion DS#1 claims he came home on a Saturday night and asked if one of his friends (who is a girl) could come along with us on our trip to WDW next year, and he claims I said sure, the more the merrier . Now it was either a very martini night (which I dont believe) or he woke me up in my comfy chair when he got home in the wee hours and hit me while I was mostly out of it (thats my story and Im stickin to it!). Either way, fast forward a couple months and the romance of the century is in full gear (different girl) . DS#1 comes home and says you remember how you told me Shelly could come with us to WDW next year? uh ..no ..dont remember that, well you did ..I did?.....(from the peanut gallery, aka DW) yes you did!.....crap .ok, what else dont I remember? Well, I was wondering if DGF (theyve been steady for a couple months by then) could go instead? Guess it stinks to be Shelly. Well, I guess so. Wed have to talk to DGFs parents etc, but if theyre ok, I guess were calling DVC to upgrade to a 2 BR, never in a million years thinking that this H.S. romance would last a whole year. I just figured wed be taking friends or other family members along in her place.
Well, son of a gun, here it is a year later and the romance is as strong as ever. Weve come to know DGF over the past months and think DS#1 is a lucky guy. Not sure if itll last (with them heading to separate colleges soon), but DGF is a joy to be around. And shes way good for DS#1.
Now that you know how we got to where were at, well begin the actual trip. On June 1 were watching the nightly news and they of course have to stick in a pitch (different kind of pitch than Soccer) for June 1 being the beginning of Hurricane season and how this season is going to be the worst on record and everyone in the whole eastern U.S. should begin hoarding water, bread and batteries and to run out to the nearest Home Depot and buy a generator or all your meat in the freezer is going to spoil when the inevitable hurricane strikes your neighborhood. DS#2 asks if we have to worry about a hurricane when were at WDW. I tell him, no, were going early enough in the season that we dont have to worry about it. Now, the adults only trip in Oct for the food and wine festival (just when are they coming out with the details of that anyway?) might have to worry, but not now. Ok he says, satisfied that the old man knows what hes talking about. So, of course, around a week prior to our trip beginning (June 13 was our flight to Orlando) we turn to the weather channel and what do we see, a flippin tropical disturbance in the Caribbean Sea. But not to worry, weather forecaster Bob with the perfect hair says, the upper level winds are tearing it apart and its not going to develop into anything. Wrong again old elephant breath. Next thing we know were wondering if our flights are going to be delayed or even cancelled as Alberto makes his move. Two days before our trip, things arent looking good. Forecasts call for the storm to be hitting sunny FLA the day of our arrival. We start investigating Airline rules, DVC rules, limo rules all for cancellation policies. Were sure well get there, just might be a day late or so. Im not going to take this lying down. My oldest brother used to always say that he prayed to the rain god each morning we planned on golfing and we never got rained on, so I thought, what the heck, cant hurt. I changed every password I had to include Alberto in it in an effort to honor him (dont bother all you hackers, Ive changed them since then) and staged several prayer chant sessions while burning incense during the Tropical Update on the Weather Channel. BAM, one of my sacrifices worked (could have been the neighbors cat we sacrificed also .ok all you cat lovers, you know Im just kidding), with the next NOAA update the storm turned to the north some and increased its forward motion and it looks like the storm portion will be by Orlando when we arrive, although well still get some rain. No problem, rain I can deal with, landing in a hurricane, not sure I want to try.
Were out of bed early Tuesday morning for our drive to the airport and hopefully our on time flight. I flip on the weather while DW is in the shower and their report makes me think we should be good. Might be some 20 mph winds, but for us in the Mid-west, 20 mph winds are a fact of life. Our flight leaves on time and with some well timed turns by our pilot we avoid most of the storm on our way to Orlando. This is a good thing. DS#1 hates flying even on good days, and Im not sure Im ready to see him pull a Mission: Space on the airplane. We land right on time and spot our driver already waiting for us at the luggage carousal. We get our luggage in short order and the driver heads off to get the transportation. I know some people are probably thinking that were wasting money by not taking Magical Express, but when you want to stop at a grocery and also dont want to take a chance of being the buses last stop on property so youve just wasted 1/90th of your Disney time waiting on a bus before you even get to your resort, youll pay the money. Anyway, there being 5 of us, the standard Lincoln Towncar wont do. Well have to upgrade to a van. But for only $20 more than a van we can have a Limo. What the heck DW and I decide, lets do it and surprise the kids. So as were waiting outside for the car we keep making comments about the pickup that is pulling up being our ride and theyll have to hang on in back etc, just to mess with their minds. Imagine their surprise when the limo pulls up and they comment how cool it would be to get to ride in one of those and the guy that helped us with our luggage gets out of the drivers seat and they realize its for us! We load up, stop at the grocery and were off to OKW. Its raining most of the way to WDW, but by the time we get there the rain has stopped. Alberto heard my prayers! Fast forward to the end of the trip when we asked the kids what was their favorite part of the trip and DS#2 says the Limo ride and everyone staring at us when we got out at OKW. I guess our surprise worked!
We made it to the World despite a tropical storm and are ready to start the fun.
The next installment will be more fun as were done with the preliminary gobbly gook and gonna start the real report. See ya soon. Maybe even later tonight as DW isnt feeling well, DS#1 is on a mission trip with DGF (uh oh) and DS#2 started summer gym class today so I know hes whipped which means itll be me and the dog keeping each other company tonight!