Dear God ... XTC
I remember my mother, the good Catholic that she is, being offended by it.
You're right about Concrete Blonde, it's The Vampire Song (Bloodletting). It just popped into my head, a roommate in University used to play it over and over....
I've got to come up with a good one...okay, in the same vein (no pun intended):
Fighting back the tears, mother reads the note again
Sixteen candles burn in her mind