Hello Oh Kind and Glorious
TAG FAIRY.
We of the
TAGLIARCHY wish to extol your virtues and not to offend you. We try not to beg, most of us anyway, and generally ask for those less fortunate than ourselves. I believe that one must be selfless and deserving to receive a shiny new tag, but there are many times when we have tried to aid the Tagless. We do this to aid in your quest to bring color to the Dis. You might have noticed how colorful we are. We tend to call on your help when someone is in need of a tag, and hope that you will respond favorably. Yeah, Verily
Nephosaurus uses his crystal ball
to allow you some peace of mind as to who has yet to be Tagged. He also helps to remind you of groups that have specific tag requests (Like WL Vet).
Rikku uses his Slide Whistle
, and
Tigger Fans! uses her Kazoo
to make music to calm your spirit
We have many more artifacts. We seek tags, but do not expect them. We are always saying that Tags come in good time (and lots of bribery helps). People asking for tags are always told that there is no controlling you, and that only people who are deserving in your eyes get tags. In essence, Requests or no Requests, a Tag is always a surprise.
This being said, one of the Dis-Board Deities, MeanLaureen, has suggested that because seek Tags, we are unworthy. We humble ourselves before your greater glory, and ask for forgiveness if we have offended you. We also ask for a sign of what we can do to better serve you! We know that MeanLaureen is truly one of your faithful servants (or friends) and as such should be given our respect. We have also heard from other Dis-Deities that some of our tools we use to aid in quest to bring more color to the Dis (colors, Scroling marquise, Pictures, and Music) actually harm the ability for others to use the Dis!. We have asked which of these things specifically slow the Dis down more, and have tried to ask how we might help speed things up!
I myself was under the impression that these Colorful Additions only really slowed down the loading of our thread. I have also sent a message to the most Holy one of the Dis (WebmasterPete) asking for guidance as to how I may help our glorious membership better serve you. I do not ask of Tags for myself, but I do ask for others who are new to the Dis, and again, most of us try not to beg. Sucking Up is a given, for the
TAGLIARCHY exists to extol you and your virtues.
If we offend you, please give us a sign. If we can adjust some of our color for the greater good of the Dis, then we will try to comply. If you wish us to clap no more, well, I always thought that Fairies needed clapping
at least that is what they said in Peter Pan.
I remain your humble servant,
ohanafamily
Webmaster Wannabe.
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