The New,New Hotel Thread-Yes, We're STILL Waiting

Someone wrote this on Slickdeals.net -- Absolutely hilarious, thought I'd share; Apparently, I'm unable to copy & paste before sending... Let's try this again.
I have composed the following timeline of this promotion, for your reading pleasure, based on phrases heard throughout the promo:

1/26 Day 1:
7:48amPST 10:48amEST - (7.5 min)
1:27pmPST 4:27pmEST - (7.5 min)
"OMG I just booked an all inclusive 5 star resort worth $5,000+"
"NICE!! I got a $16,000 5 star hotel for 7 nights!"
"oh sh*t" - LMT

1/27 Day 2:
8:21amPST 11:21amEST - (5 min)
5:42pmPST 8:42pmEST - (5 min)
6:05pmPST 9:05pmEST - (5 min)
"Crap, where did all the ultra-expensive 5 star luxury resorts go???"
"My hotels vanished!!! But somehow mysteriously come back after the promotion was over"
<Frantically revising their T&C> - Lastminutetravel

1/28 Day 3:
3:43amPST 6:43amEST - (7.5 min)
4:05amPST 7:05amEST - (7.5 min)
"Use this program called c4c, autorefresher, enounce, etc!"
"sweet, I guess I'll take the free 4 star hotel,...but where's the 5 star ones??"
"Does anyone know if you can book more than one hotel per person??"
"So how do I use c4c, autorefresher, enounce, etc?"
"LMT sucks."
"LMT rules."
"Taxes. You will be paying income tax, sales tax, and state tax!" "No I will not be!"

1/29 Day 4:
5:18amPST 8:18amEST - (5 min)
10:12pmPST 1:12amEST - (5 min)
10:27pmPST 1:27amEST - (5min)
"OH crap, c4c stopped working; everyone come to chatango!!"
"who are these 700 other people in the chat room with me??"
"How many bell tolls was that and how many Hallelujah's were in the video??"
"the people that are posting wins are shills! LMT is the biggest scam evar!"
"OK, the promo is over for today, Kevin and Janice have gone to bed. Good Night, guys."

1/30 Day 5:
5:47am EST - (7.5 min)
6:41am EST - (7.5 min)
"OMG I missed 4 booking periods! why did i go to bed?"
"they lied to us. Lets sue!"
"Hey Janice! come check us out, we're on slickdeals and on chatango. We are hoping to break a world record on the most people in a chat room."

2/2 Day 6:
Random!!! ARGGHH!!!
"Hey honey, come look at this, there's 2000 people in this chat room!...why haven't they started the booking period yet?"
"Class-action lawsuit. I have contacted my attorney general and my lawyer will be called in the morning."
"GOOOOOOOO!" "LIES!!!! YOU LIES!!!!....oh wait, i think its random now."

2/3 Day 7:
NO LONGER A SET 15 min TIME Block! Is happening continuously throughout the day to people. It is more of just a random thing now. When it happens not everyone will see it, just a select few.
"Sigh, I have never even seen the video..."
"Is my IP address blocked?"
refresh. refresh. refresh.

2/4 Day 8:
???
"come to the new private chat room to get insider tips"
"use c4c again!"
"LMT sucks."
"I just booked with 1:30 left and it said "Sorry, the promotion is over. Try again tomorrow!"

2/5 Day 9:
"Crap, the video keeps looping over and over."
"What time zone are you in???"
"What is your ip adress????"


2/6 Day 10:

"Hey guys, I'm new here. I need rooms to Disney...where do I start and when does this promo end?"
(LINK)
 
I just feel so frustrated, angry,cheated,tired,loopy,jealous,crazed,angry again

did I miss anything?
:sad1: :crazy2: :confused3 :scared1: :mad: :faint: :badpc:

but thanks to all of you and your great company and loads of humor I'm still here

And you've qualified for the official Dis lime green LMT Loser T shirt!:wave2:
 
I just feel so frustrated, angry,cheated,tired,loopy,jealous,crazed,angry again

did I miss anything?
:sad1: :crazy2: :confused3 :scared1: :mad: :faint: :badpc:

but thanks to all of you and your great company and loads of humor I'm still here

I know exactly what you mean...this is the final stretch though (if we believe the 11:59pm EST promo end). We need to have a wrap party as we count down.

Who's in?!
 

II think I deserve those couple drinks after this week from hell with LMT!!! :rotfl2:

I'm sticking around til midnight (If I can keep my eyes open that long) But tomorrow we are going to a party with my dh's work associates and he promised me margaritas! So I hope to be drinking to a free vacation, but if I'm drinking to drown my sorrow, at least I'm drinking! :rotfl2:
 
Someone wrote this on Slickdeals.net -- Absolutely hilarious, thought I'd share; Apparently, I'm unable to copy & paste before sending... Let's try this again.
I have composed the following timeline of this promotion, for your reading pleasure, based on phrases heard throughout the promo:

1/26 Day 1:
7:48amPST 10:48amEST - (7.5 min)
1:27pmPST 4:27pmEST - (7.5 min)
"OMG I just booked an all inclusive 5 star resort worth $5,000+"
"NICE!! I got a $16,000 5 star hotel for 7 nights!"
"oh sh*t" - LMT

1/27 Day 2:
8:21amPST 11:21amEST - (5 min)
5:42pmPST 8:42pmEST - (5 min)
6:05pmPST 9:05pmEST - (5 min)
"Crap, where did all the ultra-expensive 5 star luxury resorts go???"
"My hotels vanished!!! But somehow mysteriously come back after the promotion was over"
<Frantically revising their T&C> - Lastminutetravel

1/28 Day 3:
3:43amPST 6:43amEST - (7.5 min)
4:05amPST 7:05amEST - (7.5 min)
"Use this program called c4c, autorefresher, enounce, etc!"
"sweet, I guess I'll take the free 4 star hotel,...but where's the 5 star ones??"
"Does anyone know if you can book more than one hotel per person??"
"So how do I use c4c, autorefresher, enounce, etc?"
"LMT sucks."
"LMT rules."
"Taxes. You will be paying income tax, sales tax, and state tax!" "No I will not be!"

1/29 Day 4:
5:18amPST 8:18amEST - (5 min)
10:12pmPST 1:12amEST - (5 min)
10:27pmPST 1:27amEST - (5min)
"OH crap, c4c stopped working; everyone come to chatango!!"
"who are these 700 other people in the chat room with me??"
"How many bell tolls was that and how many Hallelujah's were in the video??"
"the people that are posting wins are shills! LMT is the biggest scam evar!"
"OK, the promo is over for today, Kevin and Janice have gone to bed. Good Night, guys."

1/30 Day 5:
5:47am EST - (7.5 min)
6:41am EST - (7.5 min)
"OMG I missed 4 booking periods! why did i go to bed?"
"they lied to us. Lets sue!"
"Hey Janice! come check us out, we're on slickdeals and on chatango. We are hoping to break a world record on the most people in a chat room."

2/2 Day 6:
Random!!! ARGGHH!!!
"Hey honey, come look at this, there's 2000 people in this chat room!...why haven't they started the booking period yet?"
"Class-action lawsuit. I have contacted my attorney general and my lawyer will be called in the morning."
"GOOOOOOOO!" "LIES!!!! YOU LIES!!!!....oh wait, i think its random now."

2/3 Day 7:
NO LONGER A SET 15 min TIME Block! Is happening continuously throughout the day to people. It is more of just a random thing now. When it happens not everyone will see it, just a select few.
"Sigh, I have never even seen the video..."
"Is my IP address blocked?"
refresh. refresh. refresh.

2/4 Day 8:
???
"come to the new private chat room to get insider tips"
"use c4c again!"
"LMT sucks."
"I just booked with 1:30 left and it said "Sorry, the promotion is over. Try again tomorrow!"

2/5 Day 9:
"Crap, the video keeps looping over and over."
"What time zone are you in???"
"What is your ip adress????"


2/6 Day 10:

"Hey guys, I'm new here. I need rooms to Disney...where do I start and when does this promo end?"
(LINK)
:lmao: :rotfl2: :rotfl:
 
How did you figure out that #8155 is the Wilderness Lodge?:upsidedow

That's like 350 pages ago...Each resort has an id and if you hover over the resort link, you can see the id in the web address. Of course my spreadsheet is at work...anyone have the list handy?

Wait, I was mistaken...found it:

AKL 8135
BC 8147
BWI 8149
BWV 8150
CR 8151
GF 8152
Poly 8154
WL 8155
YC 8156
WLV 8157
ASMovies 8158
ASMusic 8159
ASSports 8160
Pop Century 8161
CBR 8162
CSR 8163
POR 8164
POFQ 8670
Swan/Dolphin? 8878
SSR 9138
 
Alright going to take a nap with my boys - I've slept maybe 8 hours in the past four days... TTYL everyone
 
How did you figure out that #8155 is the Wilderness Lodge?:upsidedow

Read the restuarants listed under the more section and it says the name. and of course I am brain dead and can not think of it. I have only eaten there 5 times!
 
Did I miss it? Did I miss it? What did I miss?

Had to leave work, stop at the pharmacy, go to the chiropractor and now I'm back. Did I blow it?
 
I know exactly what you mean...this is the final stretch though (if we believe the 11:59pm EST promo end). We need to have a wrap party as we count down.

Who's in?!

I wish I could say I WASN'T in - because I had won.....AND
I wish I could say I DIDN'T drink -- and I didn't until this contest......
 
you know Wilderness Lodges # is 8155 right? When you put your mouse over more info it you will see that number on the bottom of your screen. You should practice. I believe it is also in the 4.5 star hotesl. I have been stalking the DW resort hotels all day!

Yeah, I figured it out with the description of the room views and the restaurants listed.

But I'm getting the impression that "IF" I get the video it won't be available because I would be over the $1100 threshold that others said they are restricted to.

I hope to get it, but not holding my breath!
 
I thought it was to prove he was the other kids dad. If you look at the picture of boy, the kid has a big space between his teeth. The whole video is sleazy and stupid.

And to think she is a Jr high school counselor! I don't think I want her giving my kid advice! "Well I think first period you should take pole dancing 101, 2nd period Sex ed, The more you know the better it works, third period...
 
Yeah, I figured it out with the description of the room views and the restaurants listed.

But I'm getting the impression that "IF" I get the video it won't be available because I would be over the $1100 threshold that others said they are restricted to.

I hope to get it, but not holding my breath!

Oh my - what is this about $1100 threshold--- that is news to me.
 















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