The Naughty Nuts Redux: Cocktails, Suntan Oil & Barbs!

[Goofster57]

Ugh, I'm fat. (she says as she shoves more cheese danish into her mouth)

And I'm about ready to start stashing my money under my mattress. Unfortunately, I can't do that with my 401(k)...

I know what you mean
(he says as he shoves more Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich into his face)

If things keep going the way they are in this Country, I won't have a mattress to put my money in.

 

[Squidrific]

I know what you mean
(he says as he shoves more Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich into his face)

If things keep going the way they are in this Country, I won't have a mattress to put my money in.

Don't worry Goof - I'll let you stuff your cash in my mattress!

 

[jonestavern]

Don't worry Goof - I'll let you stuff your cash in my mattress!

 

[Goofster57]

Don't worry Goof - I'll let you stuff your cash in my mattress!

I don't think I'm in Kansas any more

 

[apirateslifeforme]

I know what you mean
(he says as he shoves more Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich into his face)

If things keep going the way they are in this Country, I won't have a mattress to put my money in.

Hopefully, whatever calories I took in, I burned off by swatting away Not-So-Psycho-Anymore Sue's fruit flies that were hovering around me...

I have an extra mattress I can let you borrow. Queen size. It was my marriage bed...

Don't worry Goof - I'll let you stuff your cash in my mattress!

Do I detect an ulterior motive here?

I don't think I'm in Kansas any more

Twilight Zone?

 

[Squidrific]

Do I detect an ulterior motive here?

MOI?????

 

[apirateslifeforme]

This just needs posting...

http://www.wral.com/news/strange/story/3606166/

Man charged after allegedly passing gas toward cop


Posted: Sep. 24 9:53 p.m.
Updated: Today at 2:05 p.m.

SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. — A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer.

Jose A. Cruz, 34, of Clarksburg, was pulled over early Tuesday for driving without headlights, police said. According to the criminal complaint, Cruz smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech and failed three field sobriety tests before he was handcuffed and taken to a police station for a breathalyzer test.

As Patrolman T.E. Parsons prepared the machine, Cruz scooted his chair toward Parsons, lifted his leg and "passed gas loudly," the complaint said.

Cruz, according to complaint, then fanned the gas toward the officer.

"The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons," the complaint alleged.

He was also charged with driving under the influence, driving without headlights and two counts of obstruction.

Cruz acknowledged passing gas, but said he didn't move his chair toward the officer nor aim gas at the patrolman. He said he had an upset stomach at the time, but police denied his request to go to the bathroom when he first arrived at the station.

"I couldn't hold it no more," he said.

He also denied being drunk and uncooperative as the police complaint alleged. He added he was upset at being prepared for a breathalyzer test while having an asthma attack. The police statement said he later resisted being secured for a trip to a hospital that he requested for asthma treatment.

Cruz said the officers thought the gas incident was funny when it happened and laughed about it with him.

"This is ridiculous," he said. "I could be facing time."

Does this mean I can retroactively sue my ex-husband for assault with a deadly weapon?

 

[jonestavern]

This just needs posting...

http://www.wral.com/news/strange/story/3606166/



Does this mean I can retroactively sue my ex-husband for assault with a deadly weapon?

1. I never drive without my 'headlights'
2. No you cannot sue ex-hubby. Everyone knows "nothin's as loving as Daddy's Dutch oven'

 

[jonestavern]

Latest pedi color:

I'm Not Really a Waitress

 

[apirateslifeforme]

1. I never drive without my 'headlights'
2. No you cannot sue ex-hubby. Everyone knows "nothin's as loving as Daddy's Dutch oven'

2. Eric was never able to Dutch Oven me. He let it go and I'd pull the covers over HIS head!

Latest pedi color:

I'm Not Really a Waitress

My toesies are nekkid...

It's a Bon Jovi kind of day...I'll Be There For You...

 

[jonestavern]

2. Eric was never able to Dutch Oven me. He let it go and I'd pull the covers over HIS head!



My toesies are nekkid...

It's a Bon Jovi kind of day...I'll Be There For You...

Maybe you should do a poll on what polish color!

D&D up here finally has the Pumpkin Spice coffee available that Liz got me sooo addicted to last year! I had my 1st one of the season yesterday but it wasn't as bodacious as last year's brew. Not to be put off by a minor set back, I will sample the Pumpkin brews at 2 Concord D&Ds today!

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Ooh, can't WAIT to get my Pumpkin Spice! I've got homemade Dunkin Donuts cinnamon spice coffee at the moment...

 

[Goofster57]

1. I never drive without my 'headlights'

Would that be your "High Beams"

 

[Squidrific]

Would that be your "High Beams"

...

 

[jonestavern]

Ooh, can't WAIT to get my Pumpkin Spice! I've got homemade Dunkin Donuts cinnamon spice coffee at the moment...

Ahhh, I had a Pumpkin Spice at the D&D on Loudon Rd & it was much better than Thursday's! It was divine!
I haven't gotten a hold of the Green Mountain Pumpkin coffee, but love that too!

Would that be your "High Beams"

I'm fond of chenille sweaters!

...

Well you're dirty and sweet
Clad in black don't look back and I love you
You're dirty and sweet, oh yeah
Well you're slim and you're weak
You've got the teeth of the hydra upon you
You're dirty sweet and you're my girl

Get it on, bang a gong, get it on
Get it on, bang a gong, get it on

Well you're built like a car
You've got a hub cap diamond star halo
You're built like a car, oh yeah
Well you're an untamed youth
That's the truth with your cloak full of eagles
You're dirty sweet and you're my girl

Get it on, bang a gong, get it on
Get it on, bang a gong, get it on - oh

Well you're windy and wild
You've got the blues in your shoes and your stockings
You're windy and wild, oh yeah
Well you're built like a car
You've got a hub cap diamond star halo
You're dirty sweet and you're my girl

Get it on, bang a gong, get it on
Get it on, bang a gong, get it on - ooh

Well you're dirty and sweet
Clad in black, don't look back and I love you
You're dirty and sweet, oh yeah
Well you dance when you walk
So let's dance, take a chance, understand me
You're dirty sweet and you're my girl

Get it on, bang a gong, get it on
Get it on, bang a gong, get it on - ow
Get it on, bang a gong, get it on - ow - get it on - mh

Get it on, bang a gong, get it on - a-a-a-a
Get it on, bang a gong, get it on - a-a-a-a ....
Take me, for a meanwhile I'm still thinking ....

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Is that the T Rex or the Power Station version you're thinking of, Jean? Either one is excellent.

I think it's time to get started on a new sig...

 

[apirateslifeforme]

No pumpkin spice coffee yet, but I have a dish of pumpkin frozen yogurt. It's...interesting. Not bad, really. Kind of tastes like pumpkin pie.

Am I the only loser here on a Saturday night? At least I have Doctor Who repeats to keep me company.

 

[jonestavern]

Liz, right now, yr post 11:51 post hasn't got the new siggie, but the last one does. I thought the moment you changed yr siggie, all posts changed.

T Rex. Love(d) Bolan!

Mmmm, I am just finishing yet another D&D Pumpkin Spice

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Liz, right now, yr post 11:51 post hasn't got the new siggie, but the last one does. I thought the moment you changed yr siggie, all posts changed.

T Rex. Love(d) Bolan!

Mmmm, I am just finishing yet another D&D Pumpkin Spice

I thought it would change, too, but for some reason, it didn't. Couldn't tell ya, I'm not tech-savvy.

Heroes is on now. More hot men...

I'm jealous; I want pumpkin spice!

 

[jonestavern]

I'm liking the new sig, Liz!