The Naughty Nuts Redux: Cocktails, Suntan Oil & Barbs!

They don't refer to me as a "John" anymore, Jean. Nowadays, I am called a "customer". :upsidedow

-- Rob

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Good one, Rob!

So, today's news...while I was doing my hair, my collarbone popped. Doesn't feel like it popped back in, though. Didn't know that hair styling was so dangerous.

And I have a wake to go to after work :sad1:
 
There's a reason why I don't have many female friends...

Now I'll start by admitting that I invited this drama myself. I should have just said no, but I didn't think it would turn out this bad.

I have two ladies with whom I was friends (I thought), Maxine and Jocelyne. They share a cubicle. For some reason, Jocelyne decided that it was time I found a husband - not just a boyfriend, but a husband. So she suggested to Maxine that she set me up with her son because we had "so much in common." Maxine suggested it, and I said I'd email him, and I'm sure we could be friends, but I'm not looking for a boyfriend or a relationship. Maxine said sure, she knew. Jocelyne turned around and said, "Oh, come on, you guys are going to have the cutest little red-headed babies!" I said, "Um, NO, I don't think so, just friends," and Maxine agreed. So I emailed her son and we talked a bit.

We had NOTHING in common except for liking one particular movie. He seemed nice, but I could feel that it wouldn't go anywhere. Anyway, Jocelyne emailed me less than a week later to ask how it was going. I said he was nice and that we were talking. She kept badgering me and badgering me and said, "You're not interested, are you?" I said no, I wasn't interested in a relationship with anyone at the moment, which I'd said in the first place, but we were getting to know each other. She told me I needed a reality check. That made me mad, and I replied that I didn't, I had stated my intentions and I'm doing just fine.

A few days later, the son stopped answering my emails. That was a month ago. Ever since then, Jocelyne has refused to speak to me; in fact, she glares at me every time we pass each other. And yesterday, I discovered that "someone" has been telling other people what a huge you-know-what I am. Even my good friend Gary has been a little cold to me, even though on Friday, he said something to the effect that Jocelyne has the biggest mouth around.

So I just needed to get this off my chest. Good lesson to learn - Trust No One.
 
What happened to this being my insomnia support thread? Sheesh people, I need some entertainment here!!! I got nothing to contribute, just can't sleep so I thought I would pop in since it's been awhile. Hope everyone's doing well and looking forward to the weekend!
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Sorry, Peej! I've been going to bed and reading a lot lately. The Dark Tower series has me completely enthralled...

Should I be insulted by this? Went to the grocery store this morning, and one of the things we needed was cold medication for my mother. She went to buy lottery tickets while I stayed at the register to pay. When the lady scanned the cold meds, they beeped and wouldn't go through. She tried a few more times before saying, "Oh, that's right, I can't sell these to you unless you're over 30. Are you over 30? Oh, never mind, you look like you are." She hit some buttons while I just laughed and said, "Yeah, I'm over 30." But when I got out to the car, I wondered if I should be insulted by that "you look like you're over 30" bit...
 
I don't think they know your new SN lady!
 
Sorry, Peej! I've been going to bed and reading a lot lately. The Dark Tower series has me completely enthralled...

Should I be insulted by this? Went to the grocery store this morning, and one of the things we needed was cold medication for my mother. She went to buy lottery tickets while I stayed at the register to pay. When the lady scanned the cold meds, they beeped and wouldn't go through. She tried a few more times before saying, "Oh, that's right, I can't sell these to you unless you're over 30. Are you over 30? Oh, never mind, you look like you are." She hit some buttons while I just laughed and said, "Yeah, I'm over 30." But when I got out to the car, I wondered if I should be insulted by that "you look like you're over 30" bit...
You have to be 30 to buy cold medicine? :confused: First they won't let me rent a car and now I can't buy cold medicine??? Wassup with that? :confused3

So is this where PJ and Rob have been hiding ... :rolleyes1
Reveal yourself.....
And don't group me in with the creepster!!!

I don't think they know your new SN lady!
This is true. Hi, Cheryl. :wave2:
 
Hey Peej!

Over 30? That is strange:confused3

Hey PJ, I'm compliling my really long list of people to book on the DCL Baltic cruise, should I add you? ;)
 
Hey Peej!

Over 30? That is strange:confused3

Hey PJ, I'm compliling my really long list of people to book on the DCL Baltic cruise, should I add you? ;)

I had no idea you had to be 25 to rent a car, either. I thought once I hit 21 I was golden, but apparently I am still not to be trusted!!

What about the fact that I am a control freak????
 
I had no idea you had to be 25 to rent a car, either. I thought once I hit 21 I was golden, but apparently I am still not to be trusted!!

What about the fact that I am a control freak????[/QUOTE]

I can handle that ;)

I trust ya Peej:cool2:
 
I can handle that ;)

I trust ya Peej:cool2:
:rolleyes1

And there's your first mistake! ;)

What are you up to this weekend? It's beautiful weather here. I am thinking about going running. Should I be embarassed to admit that I'm still in my jammies at this point? Oh well, I guess that's what Saturdays are for, right?
 
I'm still in my jammies too Peej.
I need to get ready for work and after work I have to go to Miami, I'm working the game tomorrow.
TTYS :)
Come visit us on FG! We miss you:flower3:
 
I'm still in my jammies too Peej.
I need to get ready for work and after work I have to go to Miami, I'm working the game tomorrow.
TTYS :)
Come visit us on FG! We miss you:flower3:

What can I say...I'm very missable!!! There's just too much online stuff to keep up with these days. Talk to you soon, have a safe trip to Miami!
 
I should have explained...I guess the new thing for kids to do these days is to buy cold medicine and get high on something that's in it. Maybe it's not in every kind of medication, but it's in this one that we bought. So you have to be a "responsible adult" to buy it. Little do they know... :teeth:

We never did stuff like that when I was a kid. We just tried to get adults to buy us alcohol.

Anyway...welcome Flora! Or "welcome back"...?
 
GOOD SATURDAY AFTERNOON, NUT CASES!!!! :wave2:

Just stopping by to see how everyone is doing??? :goodvibes

Off to do some errands!!!
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You likey my new blue pick-up!!! :laughing:

YIKES!!! Did we have a PEEJ sighting!!! :teacher:

Hi and Bye to:


LIZ :donald:

CHERYL :stitch:

The BEAN :tigger:

GOOF :goofy:

ROBBiE pirate:

LIS LIS :ccat:
&
SQUIDDY
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Oh and WELCOME TO FLORA :welcome:
 
Reveal myself? Oh, most of you already know me! And that's all I'm saying. Call me Flo ... ;)
 
Hey Flo! Long time no see! I'm feeling pretty blue these days and missing some old friends. It is so nice to see you again!
 
Aha...I think I know...

"What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a head but never weeps?"

:confused3
 








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