The Naughty Nuts Redux: Cocktails, Suntan Oil & Barbs!

[apirateslifeforme]

Nope, just my pants!

Whoo-hoo, commando squid!

 

[jonestavern]

Nope, just my pants!

I think a little cuphook in the kneehole & these will work perfectly!

 

[apirateslifeforme]

I'm ticked off, but for no good reason...

 

[jonestavern]

I'm ticked off, but for no good reason...

Then now would be the very best time to vent in some jack hole's direction

Umm, now remember I'm screening my calls, dear!

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Then now would be the very best time to vent in some jack hole's direction

Umm, now remember I'm screening my calls, dear!

I don't take it out on someone who didn't cause it. Or I try not to, anyway (I can think of someone who might say otherwise).

Hey, check this out...I went to DSW Shoe Warehouse today because I had a coupon for $20 off $49.95. Yep, 20 DOLLARS, not 20%. I got a really nice pair of $79 Naturalizer shoes for $34.95. They're heels, so I'll probably break my neck, but they're pretty.

 

[jonestavern]

I don't take it out on someone who didn't cause it. Or I try not to, anyway (I can think of someone who might say otherwise).

Hey, check this out...I went to DSW Shoe Warehouse today because I had a coupon for $20 off $49.95. Yep, 20 DOLLARS, not 20%. I got a really nice pair of $79 Naturalizer shoes for $34.95. They're heels, so I'll probably break my neck, but they're pretty.

Uh, yeah, those're..uh..nice Liz.

Sure hope Keith & Rob are good boys!

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Uh, yeah, those're..uh..nice Liz.

Sure hope Keith & Rob are good boys!

Nice try, Jean. I wouldn't be able to fit my big toe in those, let alone my thunderthighs...

 

[jonestavern]

Nice try, Jean. I wouldn't be able to fit my big toe in those, let alone my thunderthighs...

That woman has no thighs!

For those shots, I believe, they stuff the boot with paper & stick them on a girl's arms!

Wonder if PJ's getting soaked bicycling in all this rain?

 

[apirateslifeforme]

That woman has no thighs!

For those shots, I believe, they stuff the boot with paper & stick them on a girl's arms!

Wonder if PJ's getting soaked bicycling in all this rain?

How much do you want to bet that that woman has no thighs because she's actually a 12-year-old girl? Isn't that who they use for models these days?

Lookin' good, PJ!

 

[jonestavern]

 

[Squidrific]

Uh oh Jean - I think you broke photobucket!

 

[jonestavern]

Uh oh Jean - I think you broke photobucket!

Again?

Maybe it was those pics of yours I saved to Photobucket?
Do you think the government is using them as evidence in some sort of high profile scandal sting

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Wait a minute...now Squiddy's passing around pictures? Why did I not get any???

 

[jonestavern]

Wait a minute...now Squiddy's passing around pictures? Why did I not get any???

Well I mailed them out to Rob & Keith with instructions to forward them along to you, Liz.
Gee, now I wonder what could've possibly happened?

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Well I mailed them out to Rob & Keith with instructions to forward them along to you, Liz.
Gee, now I wonder what could've possibly happened?

They got soiled...all that drool must have ruined them.

Boys are stupid.

 

[Goofster57]

Now wait just a dog gone minute

I'll have you know that I resemble that comment

Whats a guy to do when everyone has his number??????

Morning Nutters

Happy Dappy Monday

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Now wait just a dog gone minute

I'll have you know that I resemble that comment

Whats a guy to do when everyone has his number??????

Morning Nutters

Happy Dappy Monday

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yteMugRAc0

 

[RobInBigKC]

Stopping in for a very quick hello to say that I've been missing some of my nutty buddies

I'm talkin' about Liz, PJ, Lisa and I guess I can include RobIn

Hope you're all doing well

Well, I should hope so! After all of the ritzy places we've been thrown out of together...

Jean...
Liz...
Kar...
Blue...
Hello to all the rest of my friends as well. Long day today. Gotta go get ready for tomorrow. Night, all!

Hey! What about me? Jean, Liz, Kar, Blue, and your friends all get shout outs! Where's mine?

Um...I actually kind of like those!

Me too Liz!

Nope, just my pants!

Finally! Something we have in common.

That woman has no thighs!

You say that like it's a bad thing!

-- Rob

 

[jonestavern]

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

Mass chaos has ensued in the city of Louisville. Sunday was crazy. Extremely high winds, power out everywhere. I literally thought I was going to blow away when I walked outside. I've never seen anything like it. Internet is finally back, power just came back here but they're saying 10 to 12 days until power is back to everyone in this area.

Didn't have school yesterday or today. The superintendent of my school district is saying possibly no school the rest of the week. None of the schools have power and too many roads are still impassable due to fallen trees. Most traffic lights are also still out, which makes driving interesting.

Grocery stores are a mess, all picked over and 20 minute lines just to check out. A lot of places are also running out of water because the purification plants have no power. They're starting to shut water off in some areas. I was one of the lucky ones, since I only lost power for 1 day. Most will be without power a lot longer than that.

That's all I've got for now. I'm going to try to find gas, which is not an easy thing to do around here. Check back with y'all later, keep your fingers crossed that we get to go back to school tomorrow!!!!