The most annoying (yet funny) things to do in an elevator.

Discussion in 'Teen Disney' started by Kairi-Angel, Oct 11, 2008.

  1. Kairi-Angel

    Kairi-Angel <font color=blue>I wonder if the trees get cold in

    Jul 24, 2007
    I just joined this group on facebook, I laughed so hard reading these. xD.

    1. Walk on with a cooler that is labeled "HUMAN HEAD" on the side.
    2. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
    3. Crack open your briefcase of purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?
    4. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
    5. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
    6. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
    7. Meow occasionally.
    8. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
    9. Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM" and back away slowly.
    10. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
    11. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
    12. Annouce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
    13. Say "Ding" at each floor.
    14. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
    15. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
    16. Stare, grinning at another passenger for awhile, and then announce, "I have new socks on."
    17. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
    18. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
    19. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."
    20. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
    21. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
    22. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
    23. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
    24. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
    25. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
    26. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
    27. Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
    28. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
    29. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.
    30. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
    31. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
    32. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
    33. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
    34. Swat at flies that don't exist.
    35. Tell people that you can see their aura.
    36. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
    37. Shave.
    38. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
    39. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
    40. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now... motion sickness!"
    41. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
    42. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
    43. Leave a box between the doors.
    44. Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.
    45. Start a sing-along.
    46. One word: Flatulence!
    47. Do Tai Chi exercises
    48. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, stupid motion sickness!"
    49. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
    50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
    51. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
    52. Bring a chair along.
    53. Lean against the button panel.
    54. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
    55. Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.

    Aha, so have any of you guys actually done any of those listed above? Or have you thought of your own? :P
  2. Cassidy

    Cassidy <marquee><font color=blue>Future Mrs. Ryan Seacres

    Nov 22, 2007
    That's hilarious! :lmao:
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  4. PosessedEeyore

    PosessedEeyore <font color=blue>I secretly think Zac Efron is hot

    Feb 27, 2008
    ive actully done some of those. i got the list about 2 month back and i only did the ones i thought were funny. some are a bit strange, but i did them anyway.
  5. Kairi-Angel

    Kairi-Angel <font color=blue>I wonder if the trees get cold in

    Jul 24, 2007
    Aha, I've only done the "Ding" at each floor one, I havn't been in many elevators lately.
  6. Astrorockdiva

    Astrorockdiva ♥♫♥♪♥

    Jul 13, 2008
    Ok there is one you didn't put,

    You say are 'we there yet?' on all of the floors you stop at!:lmao:
  7. jemberly_ann

    jemberly_ann Earning My Ears on Ice

    Mar 23, 2008
    if youre taller than everyone else-

    stand right in front of the doors (in the elevator)and look at everyone-stopping people from getting out.
  8. ginnygirl102

    ginnygirl102 <font color=blue>I think she's going into hysteric

    Feb 14, 2008
    OMG hilarious! I haven't done any of those but I vaguely remember saying ding on each floor when I was like 4. XD
  9. StitchfansJr

    StitchfansJr <font color=red><marquee>Hold your head high heavy

    Feb 12, 2006
    :lmao: :lmao:
  10. I Am What I Am

    I Am What I Am <font color=green><marquee>Pie builds amazing frie

    Sep 27, 2008
    :lmao: :rotfl:

    That's awesome!
  11. SnowyJingleBells

    SnowyJingleBells <font color=darkorange>I hate bananas... Dundundun

    Nov 15, 2005
  12. KitKat_Tink

    KitKat_Tink <marquee behavior=alternate><font color=green>Dude

    Sep 4, 2006
    This isn't funny more as stupid...on the last cruise i went on we crammed all 20 something of the teen club into the elevator. Then we moshed...yeah then I got poked in the side and squeaked sooo all the guys procedded to poke me the rest of the time because they liked the sound i makde...
  13. iheartaladdin

    iheartaladdin Mouseketeer

    Apr 27, 2008
    :rotfl: These are so funny. How about humming the theme to the twilight zone? Or putting your finger against your ear pretending you have an ear piece in and then speaking into your watch? :lmao:
  14. ThePurpleMorphy

    ThePurpleMorphy morph feels purple

    Aug 7, 2008
    :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
  15. softball chick

    softball chick DIS Veteran

    Jul 28, 2008
    These are too funny!
    :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
  16. I Am What I Am

    I Am What I Am <font color=green><marquee>Pie builds amazing frie

    Sep 27, 2008
    How about screaming "AHHHHHHH! EVIL DOORS!!!!" everytime the doors open? Or saying "Me likey the magic buttons" and pressing them all?

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