The most annoying thing one can do at work...

[kild]

Originally posted by Bob Slydell
Methinks you should rethink those lunch guests!

I hear kild sneezes all the time -- without a kleenex

I will just stuff some TP up both nostrils. I'll be fine.

 

[cynsaun]

Originally posted by kild
I will just stuff some TP up both nostrils. I'll be fine.

That explains SO much!

 

[Big Dude]

On my way up the corporate ladder, I once had a cube that was positioned just outside of a kitchenette. One brilliant minded exec. decided to treat the employees by purchasing an espresso machine for all of the buildings on site. Guess where the machine went on my floor.......you guessed it....the kitchennette. That along with the copier I was treated to sounds of SSSSSWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOHHHHH followed by the chungchung, chungchung,chungchung of the copier and a few #@$%&*+ when the copier jammed. It made for an interesting day.

Adam aka Big Dude

 

[supergoof]

I guess the biggest gripe I have would be someone standing in my "space" hovering, while I'm on the phone. Or, when someone bothering me when I'm trying to post! Gheezzz!

 

[stinkerbelle]

he just got back from"lunch" (or whever he goes) and he's STILL eating those damn seeds!

 

[4cruisin]

Originally posted by Bob Slydell
I have one guy, literally over the cubicle wall from me who insists on calling me to ask me lame questions.

Cripes, I can hear his voice through the wall, I don't need the phone.

Is his name monkeyboy?

 

[cynsaun]

Originally posted by 4cruisin
Is his name monkeyboy?

See! I am not the only one!

 

[Lachesis00]

Amen! That happens here... MAN I hate that.

Originally posted by minniepumpernickel
I hate when someone eats your food from the community refrigerator, and then denies it!

 

[Bob Slydell]

Why does everyone think I work with MB??

Then again, I guess we've progressed from everyone thinking I AM MB!

 

[Jimbo]

Originally posted by preshi
I hate when someone cooks something really smelly at lunch and it stnks up the whole building.

Me too. And I work in Information Technology, which means that there's a lot of exotic curry dishes being microwaved, if you know what I mean. This office stinks to high heaven between 11:30 and 12:30!

 

[4cruisin]

Originally posted by oogieboogie
snerk it back in!

OMG, that is a perfect word....snerk

 

[4cruisin]

Originally posted by Bob Slydell
Why does everyone think I work with MB??

I don't know, you two just seem so cozy

 

[wishuponastarforever]

There is one lady here who is generally a great person. Some days she takes her "happy pills". Those are the days she is loud and very annoying. I want to flush her pills.

 

[Laura]

I have a co-worker who blows her nose incessantly. It sounds like there's nothing in there to blow out, but she does it ALL THE TIME. I worry she's going to pop an eardrum doing it.

 

[tonyswife]

Originally posted by Laura
I have a co-worker who blows her nose incessantly. It sounds like there's nothing in there to blow out, but she does it ALL THE TIME. I worry she's going to pop an eardrum doing it.

ROFL! My MIL does this.

 

[arminnie]

Originally posted by CindysGusGus
I have to second the clipping of nails....how disgusting..plus the sound will drive me up the wall. We have guys (see plural) that do it here all the time.

Ever have any one who clipped their TOENAILS at work? Years ago we had a guy (corporate lawyer) who would take his shoes off, clip his nails and pick at this toes!!!!!! Twenty years later that is still the grossest thing I've come across.

 

[cynsaun]

Originally posted by arminnie
Ever have any one who clipped their TOENAILS at work? Years ago we had a guy (corporate lawyer) who would take his shoes off, clip his nails and pick at this toes!!!!!! Twenty years later that is still the grossest thing I've come across.

 

[monkeyboy]

Bob drop off those files when you are getting coffee will ya

 

[oogieboogie]

clip...clip...clip...

munch, spit, munch, spit...

snerk... blaarp... snerk...

ring...ring... HELLO... YEAH, LET ME PUT YOU ON SPEAKERPHONE! HELLO, CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW???

 

[cynsaun]

Originally posted by monkeyboy
Bob drop off those files when you are getting coffee will ya

I KNEW it!