The Meanest Mother in the World--A L-B TR, 5/05 *DONE. p.65, with one last pic*

Hope you don't mind but i stole 'meanest mommy in the world' yesterday when I picked DKs up from daycare. DD wanted a Teddy Graham and I denied her stating that I was the Meanest Mommy in the World. When questioned by her on it she ws informed that I come from a long line of Mean Mommies and that I was just the best at it. She ate baby carrots. :thumbsup2

PS Actually lived in North Weare for a while (No. Weare - get it!) yes, we did have pavement, but I also was delayed getting to work one day by a neighbor's goat. Gotta love New Hampsha!
 
I'm so surprised and pleased at the response thus far. Not gonna be the DIS's very first zero-view, zero-response TR! :woohoo: (what's the matter with this guy? He looks like he has bandages on his hands)

Thanks so much for all the encouragement. It's a scary thing to step out on that limb and put it out there, but soooo much easier now, to know that people are reading and enjoying and relating.

So thank you to all the new subscribers, the new members of the "Mean Mommy" club, and, oh yeah, my dear sis.

Part 4 is almost done; should be up soon.

Cheers,
 
I can't wait to hear how the kids reacted when they heard the news. I kept our trip a sercet from my DD when she was in the 2nd grade, it made planning a little more thrilling keeping it a secert.

Maria
 

Part 4: Hey, were actually Getting to the Airport!

WEEEEENH. WEEEEENH. WEEEEENH.


Are you awake? That's my lame-o attempt to duplicate, in words, that horrible alarm clock noise. How'd I do? I'm open to suggestions.

No matter, anyway. As if I needed the alarm to wake me up at waytooearly-thirty on the morning of our supersecretsurprise trip! I was up on my own at waytooearly.

DH and I had loaded the car up last night, after the unsuspecting offspring were asleep. The only thing NOT packed was Bunny. But we had notes taped to every door we would encounter on our way out to the car. *DON'T FORGET BUNNY.*

Bunny is SydneyRalla's lovey. He's sort of a blanket with a bunny head, with that supersoft satiny edging on his ears and the bottom of his, er, blanket.

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16F1CCAC-95B0-4C0B-881E-B4F349B90A7F_zps6kwjg6qn.jpg Isn't he sweet?

She can't sleep without him, really, especially in a strange Pack & Play. So we're nervous we'll forget him. And more nervous that he'll get lost en route. So we're bringing Taggie. A 10 inch fleece square with satiny tags all around the border. He doesn't at all have the status of Bunny, but is a reasonable facsimile. He's already packed.

So we go to wake up the babies and spirit Bunny away to SydneyRalla's carseat. Check.

It takes quite a bit of shaking to get DS5 to wake up, but when he hears "Get up and put your clothes on, mister. We're going on an adventure today," he's all in. Groggy, but on the way.

SydneyRalla is a snap. Scoop her out of the crib (yeah she's 2 and still in a crib. The first 2 kids got evicted from the crib by 18 months because of the next new baby/heir apparent. Syd can sleep in the crib till she's 6 if she wants) and change her diaper, put on her travelin' clothes, and done.

Two down, one to go.

We've met our match.

DD4, Piper, the Powerhouse. She's a little scrap of a thing, but wow, she is tough. And stubborn. And sooo sweet, too. When she wants to be. Today she doesn't. We finally get her out of bed and on her feet with the promise of an adventure and Dunkin' Donuts. Time to get dressed. No can do, and I'll tell you why.

Two words: Capri pants.

I thought I had been so very clever to choose this outfit for her travelin' clothes. Enough leg coverage to keep her warm (enough) to make our way through this chilly May morning to the airport, but still she won't be stifling when we hit the Florida sunshine. Add socks and sneakers, a cute little top (for Florida) and a sweatshirt over it (for NH) and we're good, right?

"I don't WANT to wear THOSE. I like my pants to go all the way down to my FEET."

Yikes. Never thought of that. Truth be told, she'd rather wear a dress any day of the week. I never really considered that she had rules about her pants.

I convince her that these are the perfect pants for our BIG adventure. She likes her clothing to be appropriate to the occasion, so she relents. (One time I tried to get her to wear khaki shorts and she let me have it: "Brown is NOT my favorite color and we are NOT going hiking and I'm NOT wearing those!" See, the day we WERE going hiking, she wore them, no problem. Usually I just let her dress herself, which is why she's usually in a dress striped in multi-shades of pink, with rainbow colored polka dot tights, and about 72 little clippie barrettes in her hair, which is still, somehow, hanging in her eyes. There are so many more important things to be the meanest mom about; as long as the clothes are clean, and no body parts are exposed that shouldn't be, I'm not getting in a battle on this one.)

At last. We're in the car, with everyone dressed. Heading down the road, we call DH's dad, aka Grampie, one more time to make sure he's awake and ready for his very important task. Get us to the airport on time. In code, of course, because we're still in surprise mode.

Conor the Car Man, who truly has an amazing eye for detail, especially when it comes to cars, notices right away: "Our suitcases are in here!" OK, so that's not such a small detail, since the entire hatch area of our minivan is heaped up to the rear window. "Are we going on vacation?"

Yep, kids, we're going on vacation. Wanna guess where? "The airport?" they guess.

Maybe our codespeak to Grampie wasn't so tough.

Yep, we're going to the airport. This, actually, is a huge piece of excitement for them because they've never flown. Except SydneyRalla, but she doesn't remember. Thankfully. She's just quietly singing to herself, her favorite song:

"Deem ... wiss ... hot make ... win ... fas ... sweep"

That's how it sounded. I know, because I have it on video. Not that morning, but at that age she sang it a lot. She doesn't quite know all the words, or how to pronounce them. Can you name that tune?

More guessing. "Are we going to the Children's Museum? Chuck E. Cheese's?"

Hellooooo, little ones. Do you think we're going to FLY a mile from the airport to Chuckeez? They're too cute.

They give up. Now they don't even TRY to guess where we're going. They are just too too excited to be going on a plane. Even though SydneyRalla is singing, and I've got the Classic Disney CD bopping away.

I lovelovelove Manchester Airport. I am SOOOOO glad we dont have to go to Boston to fly anymore. It's 25 minutes from our house, and Grampie lives on the way. So we stop and he hops in with us so that he can leave us at the terminal and then babysit our van for the week. AND pick us up again when we return. That is key.
 
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A Dream Is A Wish Your Heart Makes!

I guessed it right? They are too cute, flying to Chuck E Cheese. :rotfl2:

Waiting for more! Reading this takes my mind off the whole Delta crisis for a little while.

Allyson
 
Ding ding! You got it! princess:

Oh dear. What is the Delta crisis? I'm afraid the only contact with the outside world I've had today is DIS. :sad2: :sad2: I think I might need to be a little bit ashamed about that.

Wait, never mind. You were trying to take your mind OFF it. I'll go find out. Plus, want to stay on topic.
 
ohhhhhhhhh noooooooo i am about to go to bed and i thought i would get to read at least you all getting onto the airplane! i am really enjoying your report. i can't wait for more!!!
Kerry :O)
 
Mean Mommies Unite!

When my oldest son was 9 he nicknamed me "The Mominator" and it has stuck ever since. :rotfl:

Loving your trip report! :love:
 
To all you "Mean Mommies" out there! I think mean=great! Mean mommies know how to say no and how to deal with their kids rather then letting them do whatever they want, whenever they want.

You go Mean Mommies!!!!
 
Wow, this has to be one of the best TR I have read so far. I hope I can write such a cool and humorous TR when we get back, oh and I plan on using the whole "I'm the meanest mommy" thing when I have kids, awesome! keep it up!
 
kpk89 said:
There are so many more important things to be the meanest mom about; as long as the clothes are clean, and no body parts are exposed that shouldn’t be, I’m not getting in a battle on this one.)


My mom who is the queen of mean moms everywhere also chose her battles and I hope that I can be that way with my kids! :thumbsup2

No kidding, I am really enjoying your trip report and I never subscribe to threads but I do want to know what happens next so looks like this will be my first subscription!!!
 
awww i was lucky enough to read so much and now have to wait... Was hoping that the whole trip report was up!! Keep up the good work, and by the end of it, I'm sure you'll get lots of views & replies so you can add it to your scrap book :rotfl2: , and in edition you got 2 thumbs up so far! :thumbsup2 :thumbsup2
 
I am loving your report! Someday when I have kids I would love to surprise them like this.

A few years ago I had a surprise bridal shower. My mom and I had been out all day and when we returned to the house all these people where there. I immediately burst into tears and turned to my mom and said " Mom, you are so mean!" :rotfl2: I was mad that she had kept the secret and let me wear an ugly outfit. My family still makes fun of me but my mom was mean for a good cause.
 
Omg, too cute!! Just subscribing :)
 
I think you nailed the annoying alarmclock sound! And can I please start using the "way too early thirty" phrase - priceless!

Can hardly wait to read about the flight!

BTW-mean mommies are the best! My DS told me at 4 years old that he knew I was only being mean so he would be "learned right".
 
WAAAAAHHHH! I need more of this trip report!!! I need to know how the kids reacted!!! Please hurry!
 












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