The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS!

[pongoperdigirl]

Ok, who here had Hammer pants???

I did and I thought I was soooo cool

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Nice, Mel. You picked up cat vomit?! No more joking about the public schools in the good ol' US of A. I'm public school educated and even I can spot cat vomit on the stairs and know not to pick it up.

On the other hand, the visual of you rubbing moist cat vomit in your fingers sent my lunch to the sunshine; so thanks. Two more of those stories and I should be off of 2% milk.

How's this for ironic? Despite the overall good reviews for Yachtsman, we're not eating there after all. Instead, we're eating at Le Cellier. Maybe this time those lousy canucks can find a way to make the food above average. You know, I didn't hate it last year, I was just underwhelmed. My wife said she really liked it a lot. We'll see. Besides, I figured if Reverse Nobuol owns at BCV and hasn't eaten there, maybe somethin's up. By the way RN: based almost exclusively on your recommendation, we're going to try to grab lunch at Beaches & Cream. You understand, of course, that if it sucks huge (like Maelstrom), I'll be sending you a bill.

It's ironic.
What do you mean?
You know, we lost the little things, the niceties.
No, what does ironic mean?

I THOUGHT you had come to your senses when you said you were no longer going to The Yachtsman for dinner. However, then you went on to call us "lousy Canucks"... AND... you put in ANOTHER freakin' motorcycle head. I can't BELIEVE you were "underwhelmed" at Le Cellier????!!!! You! The ZZUB of the Foodcourt Eating/Loving Multiple Cheesesteaks ZZUBS????? You! The PolyGreasySubGuy????? Remember how your victorious tally of them made me swear off cheese, steak and pork till Passover? Well... that's over... now. We celebrated with our Passover Ham on the weekend. It's all good, now. But I can't, for the life of me, figure out why you didn't like the food at Le Cellier? We Canadians are: warm, funny, likeable and don't mind the smell of lukewarm cat vomit. Apparently. Why call us "lousy Canucks"? I'm not sure if I'm offended... or flattered. I think. Again. ANYWHO... try the bloody SOUP. This time. It's obvious you DIDN'T TRY THE BLOODY SOUP LAST TIME!!!!! Gosh. OR THE PRETZEL BREAD!!!! Oi. You're killing Mel, here.

I'm kinda happy your lunch got some sun today, though. It's all good. For me. Heh, heh. However, my stories pale in comparison to Shelbie's. EEEEKKK!!!! But did you catch my earlier post with the tomato/carrot nose shot????? That's for you, BABY!!!!

Later. With another tale of chuck. Your Canucklehead friend, Mel.



Squeak squeak. SSqueaker.

 

[jw50]

Hey now... you can't do just one, you have to include all of us

Jen (not PMM) (also one of the hotties), I am open to suggestions on how to do that without inadvertantly omitting one, or more

 

[sheridac]

Jen (not PMM) (also one of the hotties), I am open to suggestions on how to do that without inadvertantly omitting one, or more

You could always refer to us as "The Golden Girls" a la lil grumpy, but I think the general consensus among us would be - NOT!

 

[pongoperdigirl]

Dude, I love love that show

Thank you for being a friend
Travel(ed?) down the road and back again
I know the rest but I can't think of it

 

[sheridac]

ANYWHO... try the bloody SOUP. This time. It's obvious you DIDN'T TRY THE BLOODY SOUP LAST TIME!!!!! Gosh. OR THE PRETZEL BREAD!!!! Oi. You're killing Mel, here.

The soup was BLOODY?? BLOODY??? Bloody....now they tell me.

 

[sheridac]

Dude, I love love that show

Thank you for being a friend
Travel(ed?) down the road and back again
I know the rest but I can't think of it

da da da, da da da, and a pal and a confidant

 

[pongoperdigirl]

Thank you for being a friend,
Travelled down the road and back again.
Your heart is true, you're a pal and a confident.

And if you threw a party-,
Invited everyone you knew-,
You would see the biggest gift would be from me
And the card attached would say,
Thank you for being a friend-.




Ta da...

I fancy myself a mix of them all, I have my fair share of Rose moments I tell ya...

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

You, ZZUB, are too big for a stroller. In case you were wondering.

You should eat at the CG. And not worry about it like an old woman... beforehand. No offense.

You should buy the DVC.

Your purse should match your shoes.

My socks NEVER match and I don't wear a wristwatch. Maybe those are "lousy Canuck" things. Then again, maybe NOT.

There is some GOO--OOO--D vomit texture, colour and volume coming down the pipe, here.

You forgot to edit.

AND...

THIS:

Does NOT feel right.

 

[ZZUB]

We celebrated with our Passover Ham on the weekend.

This is just funny. If you don't find this funny, find another thread. This has levels of funny that a team of scientists couldn't disect.

Hey, pseudo-senisitive, gramatically challenged Canuck: You're not back five minutes and you're already stalking me on the TR Board. I did try the pretzel bread. Guess what?! It's a pretzel. I can get one at Target for .99. No big deal. Your shock and surprise that I found the food underwhelming is further proof you never actually read my trip report! You just skipped to the end and posted random thoughts.

Gary Sinese isn't all that tall, so maybe I'm not too big for a stroller. Ever think of that?!

Why are people quoting the lyrics from the Golden Girls? Did I forget to take my medicine again? LaLa: don't you want to throw in one your famous throw up stories here?

This really does make me wonder. What the heck is it here for? Why a farting head on a moped?

 

[pongoperdigirl]

Uh oh...you startin crap with me Zzubie poo....
I didn't do a anything to you.....yet

 

[jw50]

You could always refer to us as "The Golden Girls" a la lil grumpy, but I think the general consensus among us would be - NOT!

I am not lil grumpy (I think he may have been too much of disciple of Timothy Leary in his younger days ) and ya'll are much too young to refer to you as "The Golden Girls" and "The Maelstrom Babes" is just a little too chauvinistic

 

[ZZUB]

you startin crap with me Zzubie poo....

No way, pongoperdigirl. Not pickin' on you, just noticing that that suddenly people are quoting the Golden Girls. That freaks me out is all.

"Zzubie poo," on the other hand. . . now you're starting something! And for the love of all that's holy, please no one start quoting Michael Jackson songs. I'm already a little green from Mel's nose hurl.

 

[Loubon]

 

[sheridac]

Lou!!!!

OMG! Hysterical!

 

[pongoperdigirl]

Zzubie poo have you been looking at the man in the mirror

cham on
hee hee


who's bad

this is such a "Thriller"

 

[sheridac]

Zzubie poo have you been looking at the man in the mirror

cham on
hee hee


who's bad

this is such a "Thriller"

The girl is dangerous. Don't stop 'til you get enough.

 

[FSUMARCHIEF]

your sense of humor did not go unoticed to me...

anything raunchy, sexist or just plain vulgar is always too funny for me...esp from a minister!!!

jk markymark...hope that didn't offend you...are we friends still??

rhonda??? anyone???

Was that raunchy? Or sexist? or just plain vulgar? I wasn't going for raunchy, sexist or vulgar. Just plain old offensive. Man, how did I miss that mark?

Oh well.

Blessings!
MarkyMark

 

[GeorgiaAristocat]

and the last three hours proves why I keep coming back. My kids think I'm a little nuts b/c I sit and laugh at the computer

(while dealing with my son screaming "Puppies!" everytime he sees PPG's avatar, and then just screaming when it scrolls of the screen.)

Regurgitation story - my morning sickness was so bad during pregnancy that when carrying my second baby, my girl started mimicking me by running to the potty and "coughing" every time she brushed her teeth.

Do you know how hard it is to explain to an 18 month old that not everyone does that?

 

[pongoperdigirl]

The way you make me feel.... chakka oohhhh

You smooth criminal you

Billie Jean