The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 3

[Frickles]

must add jamal and frick.

Sweet Horsey, I just love you! Thanks for thinking about lil ole me!

Morning everyone!

Anyone here watch Alias? PM me if you do - the series ended last night and I think I'm going to need therapy.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

I may be early, but I'm more like a hairy bear.

Good Morning.

Nice. Me(l) likey.

Morning all!!!!! You Maelstromers.

Is everyone feeling happy, witty and wonderful this morning?

Anyone TOO HAPPY?

'Cause I could start quoting poetry and bring you all crashing down faster than the Hindenburg on that fateful day in May 1937. Again.

That list was way funny and I have one to add off the top of my head:

I know I have an unhealthy Disney obsession because my pin number is ~ 1928.

Is that safe to post here? I'm scared now. JW? ZZUB? Help.

 

[sheridac]

Mornin' Sher -

44 degrees. Wow. We were already complaining about the heat yesterday. Almost 90. I've made the coffee - new flavor - Vermont Maple. You're welcome to a cup. I've got an extra Yacht Club mug. I'll bet it's cold in Vermont, too.

Let the cat in before it freezes to death.

Hi NM,

Thanks! I'll be right over.

 

[hooP]

This ones for you PP. You said you were going to the Legend's Ball, but I think you meant Lemon Drop Ball

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Hey Ashclan.

What up?

 

[horsegirl]

Great list hooP! I love the cast member and "under-privileged" ones!!

Kimmie, it is cold, but at least it's not raining!! Supposed to warm up by the end of the week, I think.

Really, Sher, I'm not offended. I'll just keep posting and posting and posting. Someone will notice me eventually.....

Oh, and Horsey....Is a fastpass?!? Didn't want to leave you hangin way back there. Boy, were you up early. Are you in court again today?

MarkyMark, that is a BIZARRE thing to say, especially to a preacher.

Good Morning everyone. Just go about your business.....I suspect I'm on ignore anyway.

Crap i knew if i started naming people i'd miss someone. hay ash! yes i was up early. Jude Law got my attention- anyone seen closer? Oh my... that was my early morning entertainment....

HI Pongo! Hi Ed!

 

[sheridac]

Mornin' back atcha, Sher~ Thanks for addin' me to the shoutout. I know I was there, implied, but it's nice to wake up to an official Sheridac shoutout.

The nice thing about this weather we're having???? It's bringing back memories of our January trip to Disney. brrrrrrrrrrrrr. Of course in January THIS weather THERE was a huge improvement over the January weather HERE. If that makes any sense. But as I said, I prefer the chilly weather over the hot and sticky. ew. It's the celtic heritage.

ITA Kim. I mean really, what's better than a fine soft day??

 

[hooP]

Nice. Me(l) likey.

Morning all!!!!! You Maelstromers.

Is everyone feeling happy, witty and wonderful this morning?

Anyone TOO HAPPY?

'Cause I could start quoting poetry and bring you all crashing down faster than the Hindenburg on that fateful day in May 1937. Again.

MEL, How about the banana heads like me who may be starting off cranky and need your poetry to get them "happy happy"

 

[sheridac]

Great list hooP! I love the cast member and "under-privileged" ones!!

Kimmie, it is cold, but at least it's not raining!! Supposed to warm up by the end of the week, I think.

Really, Sher, I'm not offended. I'll just keep posting and posting and posting. Someone will notice me eventually.....

Oh, and Horsey....Is a fastpass?!? Didn't want to leave you hangin way back there. Boy, were you up early. Are you in court again today?

MarkyMark, that is a BIZARRE thing to say, especially to a preacher.

Good Morning everyone. Just go about your business.....I suspect I'm on ignore anyway.

What?? What? I'm hearing some buzzing???

 

[sheridac]

Last edited by 1000thhappyhaunt : Today at 08:40 AM. Reason: Haley and Sheri... take me off of IGNORE. I'll be good(ish). I promise.

No worries! As long as you're good(ish). That'll do here in the Baadlands.

 

[Master Gracie]

Morning All

Found this on another Disney board. I am sure this can be slightly modified to fit this thread:

THE TOP TEN SIGNS YOU HAVE AN UNHEALTHY DISNEY OBSESSION

10. You know how many hairs are on the leg of the drunken pirate sitting on the bridge.

9. You have more Disney movies than Blockbuster.

8. Your favorite song is "Zippity-Doo-Dah".

7. When you hear people talking about "the underprivileged", you assume they are referring to those who have to stay off-site.

6. You refer to Wal-Mart and McDonald's employees as "cast members".

5. You've added spires and turrets to the roof of your house.

4. You tried to pay your electric bill with Disney Dollars.

3. Your children's names are Ariel and Alladin.

2. You pray that nobody will ever discover your dirty little secret: That you sneak out of bed in the middle of the night, logon to the internet, and drool over online pictures of WDW.

1. You're reading this.

10. 5,473. Not all of them have grown back from the waxing yet.

9. And it's really getting annoying that they keep calling to borrow some.

8. It will be played at my funeral...it's in the will.

7. What do you mean "assume?"

6. And they can work a bit on spreading the pixie dust if you know what I mean.

5. Complete with those little spikey things to keep the birds away.

4. And I didn't particularly care for the nasty letter I got in reply either.

3. While we don't, as of yet, have children, we have sent letters to all our family and friends to "reserve" these names.

2. *sniff* I can't help it. *choke* I've tried, but I just can't get the monkey off my back...or mouse, as the case may be. *sob*

1. Now this one's not my fault...you waved it in front of me.


Now while I, presumably, have your attention, let me address a couple of other issues.

SherSher - Good morning. Hope you have a great day.

PMM - You...don't...like...cheese? If you are opposed to peanut butter, then we are through.

MP - Ok, this one requires a quote:

by no means did I mean to leave out anyone else, including lurkers, except one goat in particular.

Now, I may be missing something, but the only person here ever referred to as a "goat" would be me. A billy goat gruff, as it were. So, where did I offend that you would purposely leave me out? Unless I am, indeed, missing something, in which case, umm...carry on. And have a great time.

 

[jamal]

Maelstrom!! Good morning you wanton vikings! This ship is full sail again but you people are keeping me glued to this chair and away from my real life!

Sheri, thanks for the post on my tr! LaLa, you know zzub is uber private; if you want to find him, get in the back of Mel's van. Hi Frickles! Everyone remember ODG today as she shleps burgers at Typhoon Lagoon.
Hoop, please please tell us about Paslea Pooh last night. What is your sober bear doing? Preaching to her??

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

10. 5,473. Not all of them have grown back from the waxing yet.

9. And it's really getting annoying that they keep calling to borrow some.

8. It will be played at my funeral...it's in the will.

7. What do you mean "assume?"

6. And they can work a bit on spreading the pixie dust if you know what I mean.

5. Complete with those little spikey things to keep the birds away.

4. And I didn't particularly care for the nasty letter I got in reply either.

3. While we don't, as of yet, have children, we have sent letters to all our family and friends to "reserve" these names.

2. *sniff* I can't help it. *choke* I've tried, but I just can't get the monkey off my back...or mouse, as the case may be. *sob*

1. Now this one's not my fault...you waved it in front of me.


Now while I, presumably, have your attention, let me address a couple of other issues.

SherSher - Good morning. Hope you have a great day.

PMM - You...don't...like...cheese? If you are opposed to peanut butter, then we are through.

MP - Ok, this one requires a quote:



Now, I may be missing something, but the only person here ever referred to as a "goat" would be me. A billy goat gruff, as it were. So, where did I offend that you would purposely leave me out? Unless I am, indeed, missing something, in which case, umm...carry on. And have a great time.

It's not you.

Even if it were... the above list has redeemed yourself.

You're golden.

I think.

But... what do I know?????

I've got to go for a minute and think of a good poem for hooP.

One that won't cause Sheri to firebomb my mailbox.

 

[edcrbnsoul]

I would say hi to everyone by name but I know I'd slip up and leave someone off the list so I will just say good morning to the Maelstrom.

Although I must be slipping Lala did't slap me???

I found a picture of trolls that have been bugging the Maelstrom.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Maelstrom!! Good morning you wanton vikings! This ship is full sail again but you people are keeping me glued to this chair and away from my real life!

Sheri, thanks for the post on my tr! LaLa, you know zzub is uber private; if you want to find him, get in the back of Mel's van. Hi Frickles! Everyone remember ODG today as she shleps burgers at Typhoon Lagoon.
Hoop, please please tell us about Paslea Pooh last night. What is your sober bear doing? Preaching to her??

Jami... nice LACK of a TAG.

Nice.

Me(l) likey.

We bad. We bad.

Either that... or we just had really bad tags. Yep. That was it.

 

[sheridac]

Now while I, presumably, have your attention, let me address a couple of other issues.

SherSher - Good morning. Hope you have a great day.

I'm an issue now, Master G?? Just what kind of issue would that be exactly?

Don't make me quote Irish poetry at you. 'Cause I can.

 

[hooP]

Maelstrom!! Good morning you wanton vikings! This ship is full sail again but you people are keeping me glued to this chair and away from my real life!

Sheri, thanks for the post on my tr! LaLa, you know zzub is uber private; if you want to find him, get in the back of Mel's van. Hi Frickles! Everyone remember ODG today as she shleps burgers at Typhoon Lagoon.
Hoop, please please tell us about Paslea Pooh last night. What is your sober bear doing? Preaching to her??

Pooh Bear met her at the door with Bible in hand. He made her walk the line and made her promise to only drink Honey. As PP fell asleep she spoke in Lil Grumpy language mumbling words like Malestomach, Passgass, and come back MEL!!!!

Sad and funny at the same time!

I still love the little lushypoo!

 

[AshClan]

You are a funny dude.

And, THANKS, Mel, Horsey and Sher. I'm feeling the love now.

Mel, I did not hate your poem. It was a little serious for this place, but hooP and I still liked it, so just hose down the mailbox and go forth, my poetic friend.

Back to work, back to work.....seriously, I really need to. I'm taking a 1/2 day today. Should at least try to get an hour or so of productivity in before I leave. hooP, I'm feelin' your pain. Have to keep up these billable hours so I can get a kitchen like yours

 

[jamal]

A weak tag=a hanging chad. No passion, no commitment, no identity, no punch.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

I'm an issue now, Master G?? Just what kind of issue would that be exactly?

Don't make me quote Irish poetry at you. 'Cause I can.

What you're tryin' to say is that you LIKED my poem.

And would enjoy some more.

Okey dokey.

Don't have to ask Me(l) twice.

Heh, heh.