The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 3

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Well said Horsey, PP, SherSher and Jamal. Yall's posts got me thinking. I know I sometimes view this place as kind of an instant message facility with all of yall instead of what it really is, a public forum with tons more people lurking than posting. We need to all be reminded from time to time (thanks to JW too) so we can think a little before we post something that maybe we shouldn't.

K, that being said, let me be the first to lighten the mood and return us back to some sillyness and and good old fashioned keyboard puking. Oh wait, in the time that it took me to type this, we've already gotten back to the sillyness. What is it with people at Disneyworld wearing clothes 5 sizes too small? The place is magical but it ain't THAT magical. You know what I'm sayin?

Okay, well, according to ZZUB, I can always be counted on to provide a puke inducing story so here goes.

First off, Hoop and PP, DD LOVES the pictures of Pooh around your house. Everytime she sees them, she just starts laughing her cute little head off. She doesn't know what spices mean. She only knows Pooh is in the middle of a mess. And his head is in a crockpot. And he's drinking something that looks like apple juice. So she's getting a kick out of Pooh Poop's adventures too. So anyway, that reminded me of a story. About the time someone tried to steal something out of my trash.

Only it wasn't a cute, clean Winnie the Pooh that had lost his ability to speak.

It was a beanbag covered in vomit.

The projectile variety. That flew across the room while DS was laying in bed one night with the stomach bug.

Yeah, I threw that sucker out by the street and went about my business fumigating the house with Lysol and scrubbing the kids down when DH told me to come check something out. We hovered by the window doing the eyeball through the blinds thing when I saw a couple of neighborhood kids digging through my trash pile. They had found em a lil' sumpn sumpn. I actually saw them high five each other when they grabbed the beanbag.

Now, I could've let them drag it on home and discover the little secret while they were playing XBox but the Mom in me just couldn't do it.

I rushed to the door, threw it open and yelled at them.

Me: You know, you might not want to take that.

Them: (busted)
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Me: Yeah, it's got VOMIT ON IT. Only you can't tell cause it's SOAKED THROUGH TO THE INSIDE. But feel free to take it if you want.

The kids dropped it like a hot potato, wiped their hands on their pants and let out a unanimous "Ewwwwwwww"

Then I threw out "And from now on, stay out of the trash!"

So PP, check little Pooh Poop over good. Make sure there's no projectile on him and dust him with some Lysol cause you never know what horrors he has experienced over there. ;)
 
Everybody have a great day. Off to get some things done - and go to a birthday party later. Have a super day!

Blessings!
MarkyMark
 

Drive-by alert:

Morning 'Strommers!

Have a great day!

Going to fireworks tonight, set to music and all.

The grand finale with be the 1812 Overture complete with real cannon fire!!

Yeah baby, it's a fastpass!!
 
ohhh lalalalalala

ICK is all I can say


you owe ZZUB a new keyboard ASAP....THATS JUST WRONG. The poor guy is a lawyer and spends half his annual salary on keyboards...


I can't wait to hear what he has to say about marky's tag!!! :lmao:

creme brulee is not my favorite...sorry. I'd rather down a butload of maple syrup...
 
sheridac said:
You know I love you. Didn't you get my telepathic shout out???


Was that what that was?

And here I thought it was just the neighbor mowing his grass. Like I said, a little yardwork once in a while never hurt anybody.


LY/MI
 
LaLa said:
Was that what that was?

And here I thought it was just the neighbor mowing his grass. Like I said, a little yardwork once in a while never hurt anybody.


LY/MI
Holy Crap!! Am I loosing signal strength?
 
I've been away for quite awhile and I've missed A LOT. And I won't be able to go back through the thread and catch up. But... I've read a few things, very recently, that I don't think are "Maelstrom-worthy".

I just wanted to share something: Someone who means a tremendous amount to me... THE FUNNIEST MAN IN THE WORLD (No... not ZZUBie... he's the 2nd funniest)... once said that good, even great, comedy did not include hugs or learning. And... as great as Jerry Seinfeld is... I think he's wrong. I think comedy can VERY much include BOTH of those. If it didn't... it wouldn't be worth much. To me. And... I think that some of you here feel the same. This thread is about a group of Seinfeldian Misfits (us) who find similar things amusing, are kind to each other and DO give hugs when needed. But... this thread and The Maelstromers are NOT about meaness or hurtfulness or bitterness. There is no place for that here. Or in the world. At least not in my world. I don't have the time or stomach for it.

If anyone feels little or small about themselves... this is NOT the place to try and make themselves feel better by making someone else feel, well, smaller. In any way. Capish?

There. That's all. My two cents. Not worth much more than that.

Mel.
 
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

((((((((((slap)))))))))))))

Hey Woman. Turn your green light on already!
 
LaLa.....You did some poor Mom a service by not letting those kids take that throw up bag!! Ewww!! Didn't it stink like rotten curdled milk???

Sheri...I got your telepathic message but I thought it was just those other voices that I occasionally hear !! LY/MI

Mommypoppins..I forgot to say congrats on the toilet training! Good Job. Still working on hooP myself! :lmao: :lmao:

Steph..Have fun at the fireworks. Sounds like a good time.


And because it begs to be said.............



MAELSTROM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{slappity slurp}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
 
LaLa said:
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

((((((((((slap)))))))))))))

Hey Woman. Turn your green light on already!


Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Lalalalalal!!!!


Tickle?

Forget it, BABY!!!! I'm a ghost.

Don't you know?
 
1000thhappyhaunt said:
I've been away for quite awhile and I've missed A LOT. And I won't be able to go back through the thread and catch up. But... I've read a few things, very recently, that I don't think are "Maelstrom-worthy".

I just wanted to share something: Someone who means a tremendous amount to me... THE FUNNIEST MAN IN THE WORLD (No... not ZZUBie... he's the 2nd funniest)... once said that good, even great, comedy did not include hugs or learning. And... as great as Jerry Seinfeld is... I think he's wrong. I think comedy can VERY much include BOTH of those. If it didn't... it wouldn't be worth much. To me. And... I think that some of you here feel the same. This thread is about a group of Seinfeldian Misfits (us) who find similar things amusing, are kind to each other and DO give hugs when needed. But... this thread and The Maelstromers are NOT about meaness or hurtfulness or bitterness. There is no place for that here. Or in the world. At least not in my world. I don't have the time or stomach for it.

If anyone feels little or small about themselves... this is NOT the place to try and make themselves feel better by making someone else feel, well, smaller. In any way. Capish?

There. That's all. My two cents. Not worth much more than that.

Mel.

Thank you oh fearless leader for using your fabulous wit to add to my earlier comments. I agree with you on everything. (and not seinfeld either on that thing you said about humor)

So great you are back!!!!!!!!!!!! We love your essence hauntie and most of us were drawn to your trippie and then here, for what you embody. I did not want that essence diluted..... or worse lost. So thanks dear friend.

No let's get back to our regular programming.

Maelstrom?


(zoob misunderstood my poor humor and i have edited it out.)
 
paslea_pooh said:
LaLa.....You did some poor Mom a service by not letting those kids take that throw up bag!! Ewww!! Didn't it stink like rotten curdled milk???

And because it begs to be said.............



MAELSTROM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{slappity slurp}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}



It did, PP. It was DISGUSTING. But they were kids and all they saw was a free beanbag. I would beat my child if he brought home a vomit covered beanbag from somebody's trash. OMG, I'm going into convulsions just thinking about it.



Mel, why'd your tag go poof? MellyMan?


and IS A FASTPASS!!!!!
 
No let's get back to our regular programming.

I did revert to regular programming. Didn't you see? Apparently I am loosing signal strength. But I am out of batteries. Used them all up yesterday.
 
Do we need another reminder that sexual innuendo isn't appropriate here?

Everything you post on these boards is being posted PUBLICLY, and needs to be family friendly.
 
Alright guys. I'm out. DH is on his way home from work(a little side job for some extra cash for our trip-perfect timing!) I'm meeting him at my parents for an afternoon of relaxation in the pool. Work on our tans for next week too! My suit is packed though, so I'll have to snag one from my sister....if you have hormonal sisters, you KNOW what kind of show down is gonna happen when she comes home from work and just HAS to wear the same suit I am "borrowing". hehe. :teeth:

Have a good one guys!
 
Alright - I'm back - cause my family is taking a nap and I am sooo not sleepy. Been trying to think of a funny story to lighten things up a bit, and I think I have it finally. I used this in a sermon cause I think its hilarious. Supposedly it's a true story - don't know if it is or not - doesn't matter really - cause it's HILARIOUS!

Anyway here goes...and it's dedicated to all our canuck friends up north...

This is a radio conversation between a US Navy aircraft carrier and the Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995.

CANADIANS: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

AMERICANS: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

CANADIANS: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid collision.

AMERICANS: This is the captain of a US Navy Ship, I say again, divert your course.

CANADIANS: No, I say again divert YOUR course.

AMERICANS: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS ********, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE US ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH...I SAY AGAIN...THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP!!

CANADIANS: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

Blessings!
MarkyMark
 
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