The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 2

[FSUMARCHIEF]

Or how bout these...

I'd rather...

...See Zzub in that thong than to go this long w/out M's, M's...

...Listen to Ben Stein give a 1 hour speech than go this long w/out M's M's...




And perhaps the ultimate...


I would rather BE that thong than go this long w/out Mel' Musings!

LOL

Blessings!
MarkyMark

 

[HaleyB]

I'd rather clean Zzub's keyboard(s) than wait much longer.

I would rather wait a bit more...

 

[pongoperdigirl]

Mark..... you need help LOL

 

[ZZUB]

I would rather BE that thong than go this long w/out Mel' Musings!

Dude, I just felt my toe nails move! That is most fastpass ever!!

Alright friends and liberals, I'm out of here. I've enjoyed the respite while I tried to unfreeze my brain from this crappy file I've been struggling to unravel.

Although Mark wins, here are two more:

-- I'd rather be the person to explain to Pres. Bush how to correctly pronounce nuclear than go this long without M's M.

-- I'd rather be Mary Jo Kopechne than go this long without M's M.

See, a little something for everyone! Night y'all.

 

[horsegirl]

Or how bout these...

I'd rather...

...See Zzub in that thong than to go this long w/out M's, M's...

this is going a bit far IMHO- sorry mel take all the time you need....






And perhaps the ultimate...

I would rather BE that thong than go this long w/out Mel' Musings!

I am accepting new patients mark, as long as they don;t work for the circus

blessings!, i think....

 

[MOMOFMNM]

would it be wrong or inappropriate of me to say that thong would look better on Markymark????

would it??

huh????????????????


OHHHHH

please don't go girl
you would ruin my whole world
tell me you'll staaaay
never ever go away
cause I need ya
I guess I
aaaalllwaaays wiiilll...

AND GIRRRL
your my best friend
giirl your my love within


I just want you to know

IWILLALLLLAWAYYS LUV U...

OHHH BBABBBABBB AAA!!!

 

[kpk89]

Oh criminy. Der and Mer are making out at the prom.

 

[littleladykaty]

I knew...I knew they would not let us have that perfect episode...I knew it. I'm just crying even though I knew this would happen. Why do I watch these shows?! Because when I watch them I ALWAYS apply them to my own life...what I would do if that happened to me...how would I survive...it's like watching your own worst nightmare being played out while you are still awake.

I need a new hobby...does anybody know how to knit? I'm not very good, but at least with knitting y'know...

 

[kpk89]

Hey has Ed been around at all? Portions of his town have been evacuated. I'm wondering if he's doing ok.

Good night everybody ... see you in the maelstrom! er, morning!

 

[LaLa]

I am crying the ugly cry right now. Oh, poor Izzie. Poor, poor Izzie.

But Mer and McDreamy......hot, hot, hot.

DD walked into the room during "the scene" Yep, you know what I'm talking about. I tried to scramble for the remote, but it was too late. She saw. She turns to me in her best, sweetest five year old voice and says "Mommy, it's not nice to tear your wife's pretty clothes off."



Yikes. Gotta pull out the kiddie gate again for next season.

 

[MOMOFMNM]

I am crying the ugly cry right now. Oh, poor Izzie. Poor, poor Izzie.

But Mer and McDreamy......hot, hot, hot.

DD walked into the room during "the scene" Yep, you know what I'm talking about. I tried to scramble for the remote, but it was too late. She saw. She turns to me in her best, sweetest five year old voice and says "Mommy, it's not nice to tear your wife's pretty clothes off."



Yikes. Gotta pull out the kiddie gate again for next season.

THATS MY GIRLIE GIRL!!!

 

[LaLa]

What, ZZUB was hangin out here and I missed it? Horsey, PMM, Sheridac, Marky Mark, yall were discussing the thong tha tha thong thong again?

DH will be so pleased he got honorable mention. Just in case the gold medalist is DQ'd, he'd be happy to serve. That has happened before, you know. Right, ZZUB?

And speaking of Marky Mark, yeah dude, that's just gross. Ewwwww.

Yeah yeah, we all miss Mel but come on. Dontcha think that's taking it a LITTLE too far? I mean, have ya SEEN the picture? You'd be dental floss. And I don't think any of us want that for ya. We respect you too much for that to happen.

Yeah, I just threw up in my mouth a lot.

Keyboard please.

And hey PMM, jealous much? Yeah, everybody knows Ice Ice Baby. But do ya know Wanna Be a ....Ballah..... Shock Cawlah.... 20 inch blades on the Impawla.....

 

[littleladykaty]

I'm crying there with ya Lala...I'm heartbroken for Izzie...oh man...and that ENDING...which one should she choose? The one she loves but will cause certain heartache for more than just the two of them, or go the easy route with Doc McDoggy? Man I'd have run straight to McDreamy and said "More Please!" That scene was KILLING ME!!! *huge sigh with a big cry sniffle* I'm am just WORE OUT Y'all...

and your DD is right...it's NOT nice to tear off your wife's pretty clothes...tearing is not necessary! RAR

PS-just finished your TR Lala...fabulous read and can I say that your whole family is a bunch of cutie Patoots!!! You've got a McDreamy of your own dahlin!!! And that part about smacking him for doing the cabbage patch on the bus when he was supposed to be properly mortified along with you?! I was howling!!! Two very enthusiastic thumbs up!! Fine Holiday Fun!!!

 

[LaLa]

THATS MY GIRLIE GIRL!!!

You know she is, Girl. It was the "pretty clothes" she was concerned with.

PS-just finished your TR Lala...fabulous read and can I say that your whole family is a bunch of cutie Patoots!!! You've got a McDreamy of your own dahlin!!! And that part about smacking him for doing the cabbage patch on the bus when he was supposed to be properly mortified along with you?! I was howling!!! Two very enthusiastic thumbs up!! Fine Holiday Fun!!!

Thanks Littleladykaty or is it Lil Lady Katy?????

Glad ya enjoyed it. It was really a lot of fun writing it. DH and I would sit at the computer and as soon as he would read something and start laughing, I would pounce.

Me: What? What was it? What was funny?
Him: Well, that part. I had forgotten about that.
Me: Well yeah, but what part exactly was funny?


I drove him nuts. He is glad it's over though. But my plan to stay off the computer has kind of gone down the tubes though. Yall are just too darn fun.

 

[edcrbnsoul]

KP I'm here thanks for asking, We are fine, I'm up high enough so the water did'nt get to me but the stream in my back yard is flooding Bean Rd pretty good. Its starting to recede so thats a good thing.

 

[Lil' Grumpy]

here is me thinking.....why i like this bunch [ - i swear
loubon typing on my keyboard] sooo much...you guys would
have diffculties reciting the alphabet even if wasn't drinking..
. just like me!......

sorry, i don't get the problem with the young lady's wardore
decorations... . please give me the inside story
mr. pole ? but son't tell me if it has to do with the green
color! that would hurt my lil .

well i got to stop watching late tv...they had a new trash show
bout college party girls...ok i closed one eye!!! so i wouldn't lose
all my principles in one showing..anyway the problem occured
when i sorta accidentally on purpose mentioned to my wife maybe
she could learn some new "dancin" moves.. and i told her they were
free.....it brought out the in her. can you say ker bang!,
ker boom, and finally ker black & blue..i'm not talkin smurfette either.

well it looks like we going to need a new rating? you naughty ladies!
ok, i'll volunteer to do the spanking. maybe we should be marked
with a ""z""?! no, not that whimpy [ i'll galdly pay you for a hamburger
on the second tuesday of next week!]....zorro ..nope, i'm thinkin Z for
the higest of all ratings around here..."they called me..mr.Zzub!!!

la, la goodbye..deal or no deal??? but no hemp? =
& mel and her big...

 

[LaLa]

Or how bout these...

I'd rather...

...See Zzub in that thong than to go this long w/out M's, M's...

...Listen to Ben Stein give a 1 hour speech than go this long w/out M's M's...




And perhaps the ultimate...


I would rather BE that thong than go this long w/out Mel' Musings!

LOL

Blessings!
MarkyMark

Okay, I got one.



How 'bout ....


I'd rather suffer through El Rio del Tiempo than go this long without Mel's Musings.

 

[LaLa]

KP I'm here thanks for asking, We are fine, I'm up high enough so the water did'nt get to me but the stream in my back yard is flooding Bean Rd pretty good. Its starting to recede so thats a good thing.

Hang in there Ed. Just in case ya need it...

 

[Chapter 11]

Ding ding ding ding. You hit the nail on the head!

Oh man, you can't say that on here. This is a family board for cripes sake!

is DSL cable motem?? I have no idea...but mine doesn't seem to run that slow!! OR maybe I am just SLOW...to think of good edits...

I have nothing funny to add here -- this quote speaks for itself (LY Jenn, MI)

I am accepting new patients mark, as long as they don;t work for the circus

I think you're going to have to schedule a double session for the Rev....

somewhereintexasavillageismissingitsidiot.com

Those confessional sessions really aren't taking, are they?

I'd rather take the bar exam again than go this long without Mel's musings.

You're kidding right? I mean, I like Mel as much as the next person, but dude, have some pride. That's all I'm saying.

Chappie said something funny.

I did? Really? Hey, wait a minute, I guess this means you don't have ME on ignore. Good thing too, after all the love I've given you on your TR and elsewhere lately. And always remember -- Aristotle Rules (and Plato drools!)

Okay, now I'm out. I'm tired of talking to myself. Where's CHAPPIE? ((((((((slap)))))))))))

Couldn't help yoursef, could you my fair Teletubbie? Had to slap the Chapster. (Shoot, that's probably going to get me banned for sure -- Jenn, can I get a ruling?)

 

[kpk89]

Ed! Glad to see you and know that you're OK. We've had WMUR on nonstop -- the tv AND the website. It's crazy out there!

Although I saw some woman on the tube, I think she was in MA somewhere, and she was standing on a bridge watching the water rushing by (high water, but not encroaching on the bridge). She said "this is our Katrina" and I thought .... we can't even begin to imagine. I know some people are having to leave their homes, but gosh -- they still have someplace to go. It's not SO widespread that there's not even anywhere for them to go. I suppose it's all relative, this may be the worse natural disaster we've had to face up here, but it just struck me that it surely pales in comparison to Katrina.