The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 2

[sheridac]

Page 2 people?? That is just not right.

 

[MOMOFMNM]

chappie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(slap)
even though I am almost certain that was some sort of insult on my intellect, I still find you amusing....

good morning everyone
I am still in a state of mourning for Denny today, wearing black. I am going to break out in hives just WONDERING what DER-MER are going to do...its so much stress for me. I think I need 2 pineapples and 4 coconuts NOW...before school....to get me through 1st hour...then maybe a percoset or valium for second hour...then an elephant sized tranquilizer for third. For the remainder of the day I will need horseys undevided attention...I need some therapizing....over fictional characters...that are not real...
something tells me I am into forming attachments to people I will never be close to (in real life)...proximitally speaking....


I also love Zach and Cody and Raven. I watch them. Without kids at like 11 pm when Se* and the City is on...I am watching two preteen boys and a child psychic....


I think I have issues.


HOOOORRRSSEEYY!!

WHY DID DENNY HAVE TO DIE???????????????????????????????


good morning everyone!!

HELLO!!

 

[lillygator]

I am mourning Denny too - that was just wrong!!

Well MS'ers we are off in a few hours to WDW....I am going to buy one of "those" hats and see if I can convince DH to wear it all day long. Let's see how good my charms really are!!

 

[Grammyof2]

Well MS'ers we are off in a few hours to WDW....I am going to buy one of "those" hats and see if I can convince DH to wear it all day long. Let's see how good my charms really are!!

Have a wonderful trip!! Think of us

 

[paslea_pooh]

somewhereintexasavillageismissingitsidiot.com

OMG, I wake up to this!! I can't breathe !!!!!!
Send EMS.

 

[GeorgiaAristocat]

morning all, have a fantabulous day. I think I'll get some work done.

 

[Master Gracie]

Good morning all.

I hope you had a wonderful weekend.

Whoever posted that thong pic (not going to go back and look), that's just wrong. I'd rather be Zzub's fanny pack than see that again.

PMM, LaLa, and Zzub - You may know Mix-A-Lot and 'Nilla Ice, but can you tell me, without using internet search tools, who sang Radar Love?

Hmm? Can you?

And I want the original too...not the covers.

 

[kpk89]

I think Piper's broken hers. Last night after bedtime story she stood up to go to her room, and tripped on a blanket on the floor. She literally landed face first, and there was blood everywhere. It took a good half hour to get the bleeding to stop.

Today it's a little black & blue across the bridge of her nose, and it's definitely a little swollen. I've put in a call to the doctor, but I don't think there's anything they could actually do, right? I'm waiting for them to call back.

It was a horror -- but she made me laugh anyway. As she was crying, that awful gasping cry, she said to me "Muh - uh - uh ummy .... I - I - I wi-ih-ih-sh there was no -oh su-uch thi--ing ah-as gravity!"

 

[brandt79]

Morning all! LOVED the captions from last night - but I'm not sure the laughing was worth having to see that pic more than once - sooooo not a fastpass!

All you New Englanders, stay dry! Not often that we have better weather in Nebraska than you do I don't know, just seemed appropriate Maybe it's amphibious?

 

[MommyPoppins]

Did everyone have a good Mother's Day?

DH got me a present, "from the boys". It's a Teddy Bear that's dressed in jeans and a tee shirt with a tatoo on his arm that says, "Mom". So cute and thoughtful...I see after 5 years he's finally coming around. Hopefully I'm only a couple years off from a Mother's Day spa trip at the GF.

He also took me to the beach after church. We brought all our stuff, well suits, we had to stop and get floaties and toys because ours burned up in the fire.
It was a great day, the weather was so amazing and the beach was beautiful. I'm trying to keep my tan up before we go to WDW next week....I don't want to be one of "those" people at TL...ya know the ones....the pasty white ones...one of you wrote about them in your TR.

Plus having a tan makes you look thinner...in my mind anyway.

I'm finally really getting into my planning. I'm making 3x5 and 4x6 cards with all my TGM info and I bought a little coupon organizer to keep my cards all organized.

When am I supposed to pick up the traveling Mickey? When we first check in? Will he be ready by then?

When does Mel get back from her trip? What were her dates?

PMM: I'm going in SEVEN days!! Woohoo! I'll be thinking of you when we get there. LY/MI

Okay ladies, I have a question. Anyone have any experience with going off of the pill? I missed last month because of my LEEP and so this whole month I haven't been taking any...we've used other means. So anyone have a problem with a late period? Please say it's so..PLEASE! I freaked Sunday night when I relized it had been 34 days since the start of my last one...DH went out and bought a 3pk. lol...yes they come in 3 pks. It was negative....however yesterday, just for the heck of it I looked again...and I could have sworn I saw the tinyest hint of a half line. I look another one and it was negative again...but now I'm 36 days late....that can't be good. Is it normal to have my cycle totally screwed up because I went off the pill?

Well, I think that covers it for now. I got some Bare Minerals Make up. It came in the mail yesterday. I LOVE LOVE LOVE IT! DH even said, "Wow, it looks great. It really makes your cheek bone and jaw line more contoured. Today I'm going to get my hair done, so I'll see if I turn any heads.

Oh yeah PMM I'm doing the weird PMM thing. Even though I've lost close to 10 pounds, my beeboos have grown. I hope thats not just a side effect of the late period.

 

[jw50]

WHY DID DENNY HAVE TO DIE???????????????????????????????

Wanted too much money for next season?

I actually have no idea which show yall are talking about

 

[Grammyof2]

Mommy - Yes it can just be a side effect. Geez, I already told you I don't have time to knit a blanket.

Wait 3 days and repeat the 3 pack.

 

[paslea_pooh]

I have printed this picture out and I am hanging it on my fridge. Everytime I reach for a snack I will look at that thong and throw up in my mouth a little.

I might be in a size 4 white bikini for Cancun after all!!! NOT b/c of her size in any way! Only b/c that is just plain wrong. No one should be seeing your unmentionables. Heck no one should be mentioning your unmentionables. So why do I keep saying unmentionables?

I would rather throw up in my mouth and SWALLOW it before going any longer without Mel's Musings.
(Ok, this is going to go against my diet plans. Forget about that size 4 bikini)



Grey's Anatomy...OMG, I knew Denny was soooooo gonna die. Izzy is a complete idiot! Why didn't somebody smack that girl? blah,blah,waaa,waaa

,what am I gonna do when you go towards the white light,waa,waa,waaa

!!!!! SNAP OUT OF IT WOMEN!!!! KEEP IT TOGETHER FOR THE SAKE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY !!!! Whew, I feel better now.

I hate Meredith! Now I hate Derek! I was rooting for him to stay with Addison. George's girlfriend is a psycho. The saddest part was when they had to put Doc down. I cried so hard. I imagined my dog. It makes me wanna cry now.


Ed....I'm glad that you and your family are okay!!

GRAMMY!!!! We missed YOU SO MUCH!!! How was the estate? I'm so glad your DH is getting you hooked up over there. You can't be gone that long without checking in on us, we'll hurt ourselves if you don't. LY/MI

Haley...Good Job on the Recap! When were we warned by a Mod? Someone point me to that post. I somehow missed that yesterday while I was catching up.

hooP and I had a very nice dinner. We went to this little Inn fairly close to where we live. It's very pretty and nicely decorated. It's a quiet little country Inn with French cuisine. We've only gone there once before b/c it costs close to DD's first year tuition !!
When we got home he had another surprise for me. I don't want to mention it here so if you want details PM me!!




((((((((((((((((((((((((slappity)))))))))))))))))))))))(((((((((((((((((slappity))))))))))))))((((((((((((((((((((SLURP)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

 

[brandt79]

When am I supposed to pick up the traveling Mickey? When we first check in? Will he be ready by then?

MommyP,
Mel's supposed to leave it for me when I check-in Saturday, then the plan is I'll leave it for you for your check-in on Tuesday - we're staying at the Poly, and I think that's where you're staying as well, so I'll just leave it at the front desk! Yeah - 4 days!

 

[horsegirl]

My my my- I am busy but had to keep another client waiting to say.............

I still cannot get the image of mark as a thong, being worn by Zzub (pronounced Zoob). For the love of wedgies, that is just not an image I can continue to keep. SOmeone please help me.

Perhaps thinking about mcdreamy and meredith-oh so hot hot hot, huh kim, lala, and polyjen?

chapster-must you come at 2:30 am?
Are you trying to avoid the slappings?! Forget about it....
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{SLAPPIE}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

I shall now call you slappie instead of chappie...

Kim, poor lil piper, let us know what happens!

Mommyp, hi

grammy, pooh, cat haley, and everyone else. that is just a woohoo!

Seeyou all!

 

[Grammyof2]

Maelstromers - Where do I begin?

This is an addiction worse than any I have ever had. And for me that is saying something

I was up almost all night trying to catch up, and I still haven't read all the TR's or the photo contest. I was sooooooo feeling the love as I read last night. I was missed and I didn't even have to pout.

Most important thing is this - I have installed my verizon card in my notebook and it works. Without any help, on my own, without sleep. Granted it is kinda plug and play, but whatever!

I am working feverishly to finish up what I have to do at home and return to my high rise apartment in the sky. Only this time with contact to the rest of the world. I will have lots to say later, but you guys already know that.

Hi Tink! You are still my favorite red head. Cause I miss you.

Jamal and Horsey - glad to see that in my absence we had a voice of reason.

till later guys

and extra smoke for my Tink!

 

[edcrbnsoul]

Ya KP comparing what we have to Katrina is a bit of hyperbole

DW watches Greys too, a little too Soap Opera for my taste and I dont like Yang she irratates me.

 

[AshClan]

Just a drive by. Can I just say that:

Zzub likes my name!!! Gee, I always thought it was kinda boring but now I've had two shout outs for it (Lil' Grumpy, too). Guess it's a keeper.

Speaking of names, Grammy, I don't know if I can think of you as anything else, but you are kinda sellin yourself short. Your name leads people to believe that you're, well, y'know, older, and grey-haired (not that there's anything wrong with that), instead of the hot mama that we all know you are. Your call, though. One bad thing, I think that if you change your name, your post count has to start back at zero. Am I right? Oh, oh, but if you change your name.....what'dya think of....SpiceGirl? I like that!! That would be a fastpass kinda name!!

Hi to everyone else. With these 2 1/2 hour commutes (thanks to all the road closings), I am short on time!! Will try to check in later.

 

[nicolemarie]

Maelstromers - Where do I begin?

This is an addiction worse than any I have ever had. And for me that is saying something

I was up almost all night trying to catch up, and I still haven't read all the TR's or the photo contest. I was sooooooo feeling the love as I read last night. I was missed and I didn't even have to pout.

Most important thing is this - I have installed my verizon card in my notebook and it works. Without any help, on my own, without sleep. Granted it is kinda plug and play, but whatever!

I am working feverishly to finish up what I have to do at home and return to my high rise apartment in the sky. Only this time with contact to the rest of the world. I will have lots to say later, but you guys already know that.

Hi Tink! You are still my favorite red head. Cause I miss you.

Jamal and Horsey - glad to see that in my absence we had a voice of reason.

till later guys

and extra smoke for my Tink!

Grammy - you are TOOO sweet!! You make me wish I was going to the meet in Oct. It would be great fun to put faces with names - for all of ya'll!!

OK - Grammy, in response to Ash's possible screen name. Spicegirl is too reminiscent of the AWFUL 90's group. See below for a reminder.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3077327515544454686&q=spice+girls

Come on ZZUB and Master G - certainly you have better things to do...

 

[littleladykaty]

I think Piper's broken hers. Last night after bedtime story she stood up to go to her room, and tripped on a blanket on the floor. She literally landed face first, and there was blood everywhere. It took a good half hour to get the bleeding to stop.

Today it's a little black & blue across the bridge of her nose, and it's definitely a little swollen. I've put in a call to the doctor, but I don't think there's anything they could actually do, right? I'm waiting for them to call back.

It was a horror -- but she made me laugh anyway. As she was crying, that awful gasping cry, she said to me "Muh - uh - uh ummy .... I - I - I wi-ih-ih-sh there was no -oh su-uch thi--ing ah-as gravity!"

ACK...Kim I'm so sorry...poor lil punkin...unless there is an obvious deformity there is little they can do for it. I had my nose broken a few years ago (angry little kid...dangerous job I have!) luckily it was a "non displaced" fracture so I didn't look funny, but it hurt like crazy and I had a nasty black eye for a while. They'll probably do an x ray for your little girl and maybe splint it to keep it protected...is she having a hard time breathing through her nose? The doctor will probably feel around to see if it is moving, which might hurt a little bit and they'll be able to tell from the xray if she needs surgery to fix anything in regards to breathing. Then again, they may take one look, and say "ouch that must hurt" give her a children's motrin and a sticker and send you on your way. It depends on if you are going to an ENT or a GP! The ENT will want to give you your money's worth!

good luck...sorry your baby was smacked in the nose by gravity!!