The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 2

[edcrbnsoul]

Polymelonmom

I have the wishes sound track on CD and its on my iPod, maybe if your nice to me I can share the file.

j/k I would be happy to send it to you if you wish, and like jw said if you worried, set up a temporary email addy on yahoo or somewhere and I'll mail it there.

 

[sheridac]

Polymelonmom

I have the wishes sound track on CD and its on my iPod, maybe if your nice to me I can share the file.

j/k I would be happy to send it to you if you wish, and like jw said if you worried, set up a temporary email addy on yahoo or somewhere and I'll mail it there.

Ed!! Hellooo!! Do you not read the edits, man?! And this after I complimented your mug!

Geez

 

[edcrbnsoul]

Sheri I can help you out, I willing to please more than one woman at a time.

 

[HaleyB]

Ed!! Hellooo!! Do you not read the edits, man?! And this after I complimented your mug!

Geez

Hey Ed Sheridac wants a copy too. And me too while you are at it

 

[GeorgiaAristocat]

Sheri I can help you out, I willing to please more than one woman at a time.

How does it go? The flesh is willing, but the mind is weak? No, no, no . . .The mind is willing but the flesh is weak? No, that's not right either. Ed is willing. But who is weak?

I'm confuzzled.

 

[Mush]

DMM - Howzabout a joke? I read this in a trip report...

Question: What fluffy white dessert do you find swinging from tree to tree in the jungle?

Answer: A merengueatang!

Was that one from my TR?

 

[LaLa]

My parents ran into Richard Simmons at the airport in Miami, and my mother had her picture taken with him! (He was walking around with his pillow in tow.....)

Ashclan, I met Richard Simmons too once in New Orleans. Our office was having a party and we were eating at The Rib Room. One of my friends LOVES Richard Simmons and recognized him right away. He was sitting at a table of about 20 people and totally monopolizing the attention at the table. We talked her into introducing herself to him and he just LOVED her. He got up from his table, came over to ours and went around the table talking to everybody. He's exactly the same person as he is on t.v. He took a particular interest in my friend's husband though, I gotta say. Really liked him. Anyway, my friend asked to take a picture with him. He SWOOPED her up in his arms and smiled that cheesy Richard Simmons smile for the pic. It was classic.

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

Hey All!

I have a confession - I fell asleep this afternoon for 2 1/2 hours! Bad mommy! The kidlets woke me up when they got home from school. I should feel like this: but actually I feel like:

Just checking in before I throw a few steaks on the grill then head off to the ice rink AGAIN! Whew this figure skating is time consuming. I need to get a laptop and then I can DIS while I'm there!

LilGrumpy - very sentimental day! You brought tears to my eyes - sort of!
but at least I could follow the post! Again - King of the Maelstrom.....is a fastpass - since we are forgetting our roots.

Lala - Richard Simmons IS what he is on TV. I was with a dance group appearing on a local morning show. He was on the show too. I was standing there looking all business like in my power suit at 7am (whew - those were the days!) and I guess he thought I looked stressed. He proceeded on giving me a 15 minute hand massage while carrying on a conversation with just about everyone! Luckily I wasn't on camera! He had on the muscle shirt and stripped shorts. He wasn't very tall, but his hair was really poofy!

 

[HaleyB]

Today was a half day at school, which I almost forgot, because I was reading a thread I should stay away from (MommyMichelle knows of what I speak)...

So Max went to his best friends house to play and Sophia and I decided to get hair cuts. She wanted a blunt cut swing bob stacked in the back. I think that is a pretty clear request. I even showed the stylist she liked it to fall.

It looked good when she started, except she didn't swing it at all, so I asked her to bring the back up a little so it would have more of an swing to it. It looked like it was going well and I wasn't really watching for a minute... but I notice the stylist keeps telling Sophia she is moving too much, which I find odd because she isn't really moving at all.

But she keeps saying it sort of loudly. So I start paying more attention, and I am a little worried... because she keeps making it shorter and shorter. And she is layering it all over. Yikes. And now Sophia is crying. Because she notices too. She has worn her hair in a swing bob for over a year so she knows this is not a bob.

It is sort of like a pixie cut, but not quite exactly that. I think it looks really good on her. She hates it. I had to take her for a hot fudge sundae afterwards.

Oh, and I figured out why she kept saying Sophia was moving, she had no idea what she was doing and was creating a cover story...

I didn't make a fuss at the store because I thought it might make Sophia think I didn't like the cut, and really it isn't horrible, just nothing like what she wanted.

I remember my first bad haircut, I think I was right about her age.

 

[SoNotAPrincess]

Was that one from my TR?

Yes, Mushy, it's from your TR...and I just want to say your son is adorable!!

 

[pongoperdigirl]

Ok, as some of you may remember. I ordered champagne flutes a while back. Well they came in and the one with my name on it was broken beyond repair. Soooo...I called them up and they said that they would send another one to me. So I figured great, that works out well. Ok, so here we are today. I am trying to get into the house and the UPS man shows up. So he brings me a box from the company. I am so excited!! I sit down and open it up.....you are never going to believe this. There is a Cinderella flute in there..but my name is NOT JESSICA!!! That's right folks, it is engraved with the name Jessica on it with my date. I called them up and they said that they would fix it. We shall see I guess. Either they screwed up or he is planning on marrying someone else LOL

It get's better. I go to let my dog out of her kennel. She had a present for me. Vomit. That's right folks she was kind enough to throw up a little in there. So there I was on my hands and knees cleaning out her kennel. Ugh.

Then, I am trying to leave and am flipping out because I can't find my keys. I looked everywhere for them. I was afraid I was going to be late to class. Guess where they were...in the door. Boy am I keeping myself safe. LOL. I can be such a bonehead sometimes.

I felt like I needed to leave and then come home all over again to see if things got better.

MAN, I hope my night certainly gets better.

 

[paslea_pooh]

.....lou.....i may not be able to keep up but i really do mean it....
i enjoy all of your guys news....hey! it doen't take a genuis to
see how intelligent [gents & the gentlies] everyone is. in between
all the jokes,is a caring,fun-loving group. i'm feel honored that
you all tolerate my ...hemp...silliness. most of the time i'm dealin
with life/sometimes death issuse and ..this is a safe haven......
thanks guys, i really mean it!!! enough, mush..that shuld be the
mushie job..but lou man...some of your work has me burstin from
too many seans..even makin me into a mockery...i even shared
some your guys "stuff" at work..so thank you very much!

He can't keep up with this thread, so quit posting so much !!! He's enjoying our news. No weather report today, sorry, I'm pressed for time. We are all in the special society for people with extremely high IQ's. Since there are only about 100,000 members of Mensa, I'm glad to see that 40 of them are congregated here! We're a safe haven from the silliness of life. With a name like Lil'Grumpy you expect your life not to be Silly? He really means it. Awww, we love ya too. Enough Mush. I guess he doesn't like Mush all that much. Sorry Mush, we still all like you. He's burstin from the seans. I heard about that, it might have something to do with the Bird Flu. I recommend going to a Dr. straightaway! He's sharing our stuff at work. Are you mocking us Lil"Grumpy, with your work buddies?

really? we need to chnge your dictionary ..to jokey smurf!!! by the way,
if iever git back to my tr, "i" had a lil incident at the shop over in epcot
[germany] over those lil blue guys! [a real funnie]

He's rewriting the dictionary! Wow, that is a major undertaking. Good Luck with that. He had an incident at Epcot with a German Blue Guy. Cripes! Could be why you are having a problem with your seans!! Ouch!

seriously now!!!.........mr.lou & ms. pongo...just a lil prayer for a full
& happy recovery!!! i, my family, totally believes/knows the power
of prayer. i've been blessed beyond my imagination..and have overcome
many sentimental events just from believing in.

Sending some pixie dust for full recoveries. Prayer is powerful Lil'Grumpy, thanks for reminding us.

it would take several novels to describe all the miracles..some..i only been
witnessed too. time spent with our families at disney is a treasure.....created
by our feelings and the experiences....as evident by some debates....
it sadden me seeing those wasting the oppturnity to share. sustaining life
is a delicate bondary between the stressors and body functionings...to
take a monent to appricate the caring we all received from others....know
this!..i would have never found sucess without the caring of others..yet
the more i have given back have triple the returns...insights are blessing
from learning thru our experiences. i love sharing new knowledge including
disney. that's why i enjoy trip reports especially those kind enough to
add their feelings. for example, our dear horsey girl..if she hadn't told
bout herself and her family structure..i wouldn't heve a clue exactly
how special/wonderful her disny adventures were..melons lil "shoes"
debactle was too sweet..and gave me joy toward my own lil family. all
you did lou by sharing your fears, was your best illlustration for merit!
[ i think the Bible is for all people and is sometimes poorly misunderstood.
it primary purpose is help one toward happiness, building the spiritual
relationships we all need to cope when our life expectations fail us.
here's what i think......the biggest creation isn't in creating a life form
but creating the things needed to sustain it.."judge not so you won't
be judged"...what most missed is the reference not to judge oneself
as never being unworthy...i know i have never earned all the blessings
but i don't let my faults overruled my belief. instead i try to appricate
by helping others...as i look back... i have grown from overcoming
challenges where i truly was carried thru! underneath all the fun, i
see real people ..with caring families...and great understanding.......
sorry...but this lil old me & my ways of thinking. oh,boy! i love sharing
with you guys!

This paragraph makes perfect sense. If YOU don't understand it, I can't help you, OK!!

ok..enough commercals! ha! i noticed not one of you got in "line" over
the thread bout "is this rude"? fortay! [isn't that french for some sort
of foreplay?]
speakin of..ms.disneymommymichele..a real fan of anything strappy
p.s. me too!!!
cheatin is a self limiting but the implications can/will hurt others..like
when med students? what happens when others are depending their lives
on their knowledge and they must cheat then???pretty good trapper
technigue..matybe we could use the same samilar plan and captures
our own lil tag fairy...invent a poster covered with disney imagin-"ears",
only tagged with a tracer.. betcha loubon could designed the prefect one!
oh, boy! wouldn't that be more fun than a barrel full of ..malestromers..
think of thefastpass we could...hemp..malestormer is ????

Quick, line up and head over to the rude french thread. Lil Grumpy likes to wear strappy sandals like DisneyMichelle. Oooohh, TMI.
He read Mush's cheat post. Mush, good news, He likes you again.
Lou type up a mock post so we can all get tagged. Lil Grumpy has a barrel full of Maelstromers and he's giving them Hemp!! Would this be industrial hemp or recreational?

then there is our queen of royality...ms. georgia arist-cat woman? or is
cartty more to her likin.....ha! fake arguments...to break up ..i never
knew that.. soemtimes i'm so native....obviously your poor guy never
had a chance...women dymanics are much more than spontaneous
reactions..fill with all kind of surprises..that why this site is always a
delight [too lil old me, underdog!]. well lit me sharesomething i just
realized bout sweetie pie [of different sorts]....she alwaysbut my cologne,
tellin how much she likes it....yeah, but the other day i decided to wear
it to bed....[for her benefit..and maybe provokin a lil affectionate ]
..and she reacted all right..ordered me out!!! ha! she been buying this
stuff as as a repeallent..all these years!!! dwats.. it isn't fair what some
you ladies are workin up!!! and i clearly see ms. georgia is one of these
beauty queens..your cover blown!

He's a native to girls breaking up with him over fake arguments. He wore cologne to bed one night in hopes of getting something provoked. Again, TMI. Next time, try the recreational Hemp, k ? Might get ya some more affection. Just don't let us know about it. This board is PG. Okay, this board is PG-13. Okay, okay....we don't have a rating here. SATISFIED ???!!!

speakin of sticky thingy...ok girls which one are up for something sweet?
chicky khan type.....i wonder how you all eatin your favorite chocolates?
that coild tell me a lil soemthing bout particiapting my wifeypoo special
needs..see.. i'm really trying to be a "good-ie" husband.

All the girls on this thread are getting CHOCOLATES!!!! Thanks Lil'Grumpy. I personally like milk chocolate but will eat whatever.

p.s. forgot to have mwentiuoned mr.lubon..if you decide to add lil
grumpie [i do love pies especailly the ones my wife cookin up, covered
with and topped off by ..even after all these years
she still my favorite..lil cook!]... anyways..if you add a fishin pole....
please don't have it stickin out... too far. i want to be able to show
it to my wife! thanks! [ she sometimes a lil jealous and might think
i was fishing for the wrong thingy. ..well there are some real babes
onthis site!

Mrs. Lil' Grumpy makes the meanest pies. She doesn't like Lil' Grumpy going fishing because his pole is always stickin out too far. Holy Shiot! And you say the cologne didn't work?

great for dwatting!! it just figures that the poster undersatinging me
has pee/pee for her intials [pp]. let change her new name ,,something
to do with malestormerin?.....how bout..smarty pants! her motto?
has a zipper in the back, and will bend for the sakes of wearing
antlers? foretay, anyone? and her #1 toy is ..mud! talkin bout her
husban being a lucky guy..she probably getting flowers/choclates
[all kinds] every day!

Okay, this is a private message between me and Lil Grumpy. But, I will say I don't play with mud and yes my husband is very lucky and I don't wear anything that has a zipper in the back. hooP, did you leave that picture of me wearing nothin but antlers lying round your office!!!! You better come home with flowers and chocolate buddy!!!! You know, scratch all that. I think he was talking to someone else.

ok,,enough i hope to keep digressin thru out evening! if
not, i refer you to meelly girl thinking place..you know the pic
[ok.. i took the liberty] of her huggin somethin......p.s.since
she going to disney...and away..is a good time to sneak a
few lil funnies on her tag site!!

hey, lub..thank forthe reminder bout postin..fyi we keep our paypal
in a separte account...

bye..lymi..malestormes away!

Lil' Grumpy's got pics of Mel hugging something or someone. He's off to sneak some lil funnies on her tag site. Be careful Lil Grumpy....you know what happens on other threads. Stay here in your safe haven.

He keeps digressin thru the evening. Ouch, I told you to go see a Dr. about your seans! Do you have a bandage over that digressin?

He's thanking Lou for the post about posting but it was JW that posted that post about the dangers of posting. So thanks JW.

 

[Mush]

I went from unknown to hated to liked in a single post...



My head hurts

 

[DisneyMommyMichelle]

YAY!! i was recognized by LilGrumpy!! woohoo!!!!!! that made my day!!

Polymelonmomma--> i lovee listening to WISHES too! it really makes me feel like i'm there! and i for sure thought i was the only one that cried while listening!! i also cry while i'm actually there

PP--> LOVE the Classics!! it is totally helping me get caught up and also it's good to reminisce about the stories that are buried on this thread since it moves soo fast!

Mel--> i gotta say i LOVE that wavy Man story! i think i needed to get my Depends outta my Grammy Story pile and put them on!!!

Have a great day everyone!

 

[DisneyMommyMichelle]

PP--> your translations are too funny!

PPG--> hope your evening gets better!!!

Yakity Yak & Lala--> GREAt richard simmons story! love it!

 

[DisneyMommyMichelle]

Haley--> that stinks about the haircut..i too remember my first bad one! and my second...ughhh... STAY away from the darkside of the CB!! see we're all guilty today!!

 

[tink38]

Ok, as some of you may remember. I ordered champagne flutes a while back. Well they came in and the one with my name on it was broken beyond repair. Soooo...I called them up and they said that they would send another one to me. So I figured great, that works out well. Ok, so here we are today. I am trying to get into the house and the UPS man shows up. So he brings me a box from the company. I am so excited!! I sit down and open it up.....you are never going to believe this. There is a Cinderella flute in there..but my name is NOT JESSICA!!! That's right folks, it is engraved with the name Jessica on it with my date. I called them up and they said that they would fix it. We shall see I guess. Either they screwed up or he is planning on marrying someone else LOL

Oh, Pongo! I'm so sorry about that. Good thing you ordered early, huh?
When I got married I had Dillards ship my crystal to New Jersey from New Orleans. Not ONE piece survived the trip. Yes, they relpaced it, but what a heartbreak that was for a new bride.

It get's better. I go to let my dog out of her kennel. She had a present for me. Vomit. That's right folks she was kind enough to throw up a little in there. So there I was on my hands and knees cleaning out her kennel. Ugh.

EEEW. Did you throw up in your mouth a litle? I would have added to the pile with my own, and I used to pick up vomit and other dog bodily fluids when I was younger.

Then, I am trying to leave and am flipping out because I can't find my keys. I looked everywhere for them. I was afraid I was going to be late to class. Guess where they were...in the door. Boy am I keeping myself safe. LOL. I can be such a bonehead sometimes.

LOL! You are not a bonehead, silly.

I felt like I needed to leave and then come home all over again to see if things got better.

MAN, I hope my night certainly gets better.

It will! It will!

 

[tink38]

Quick, line up and head over to the rude french thread. Lil Grumpy likes to wear strappy sandals like DisneyMichelle. Oooohh, TMI.
He read Mush's cheat post. Mush, good news, He likes you again.
Lou type up a mock post so we can all get tagged. Lil Grumpy has a barrel full of Maelstromers and he's giving them Hemp!! Would this be industrial hemp or recreational? /B]

I'm pretty sure he meant recreational.

 

[tink38]

I'm available for chat if anyone else wants to. I lose my computer until the 15th after tonight.

 

[brandt79]

Yeah! My DH called me up at work today and out of the blue suggested we take 2 short trips to WDW this fall - Labor Day weekend and our anniversary, which is the weekend before Thanksgiving - I was pushing for Oct. 2, but it's not going to work out with his vacation schedule.