The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 2

[Chapter 11]

Whew we really have to watch the language we use here! everything could be taken out of context!

"Could"? Try "must" -- I think that's rule no. 2 of PolyJennJenn's Mission Statement.

 

[DisneyMommyMichelle]

Haley--> i tend to stay away from every thread you mentioned! hahah...ahh the lod mug threads really are the best aren't they?@?!

I figure if i stay away from them i won't be tempted to post. i think that's why i like it here, you know share and share alike and no one will flame you just for being a bit odd

 

[jw50]

Whew we really have to watch the language we use here! everything could be taken out of context!

We do watch the language here

 

[DisneyMommyMichelle]

downloading firefox, now to pass the time
YAK, my computer is so old...no i don't know any old computer jokes, so i will give up there..

 

[MOMOFMNM]

hey around here we can say
"breast is best"

and not be flamed, right gentlemen??

and shersher

the WW core program is not exactly NO or Low or count your carbs...it allows healthy ones like oatmeal, ww pasta once a day, potato once a day, bulgar, couscous, and ww rice once a day as well as all fresh fruits and veggs...and if something is not core, like all FF dressing are core but NOT low fat, then you have to take that out of your weekly budget...thats how that wrks
and works well for me when I do it right!!

it was good and I have no idea how to count carbs anyway

but thanks!!!

 

[jamal]

I thought you could fix anything

People and situations, not electronics. Ever.

 

[Mush]

Do any of you remember the really funny spoof posts about two years ago? I think that is how Zzub's Mug for Life came about.

Anyhow someone with a lot of free time started these really funny threads about:

Strollers for their teenaged kids
Reusing Resort Mugs
Pool Hopping
Holding extra dining ressies (PS back then)
Bringing a toaster oven, crock pot, and camping stove to cook in your room with.
Bringing food into the parks (was it a roast pig???)
How their trip was ruined by a lack of towel animals
Public breast feeding
Leashes for toddlers

there were more... it was very funny.

Anyhow, yeah, venture out at your own risk. Sometimes I do for sport, however I have sworn off:

Political threads (and political posts for the most part)
Any thread about breast feeding
Any thread that has "what do you think about" in the title
Parenting topics (for the most part)
The entire Katrina sub-board
Any post that Joe Disney posts too, which are mostly covered above.
And my newest addition- Immigration threads

FYI...this is the ONLY thread I look at on this place anymore. Y'all know I'm a cheerleader (and you should see me in the skirt) about the other place that DIS won't even allow us to type. To me, DIS has A) gotten too big; B) has too many mods that do things differently; and C) has a lot of unhappy folks with the administration/owners. Add to that the fact that there are a lot of folks on this site that simply cannot ignore something they disagree with, and BOOOOOOM. It's too the point where even lurking makes me mad. So long as I stay here with folks that like to have fun and play around a bit until I get banned, I'll stop by every day or so.


oh...haven't seen this for a while...MAELSTROM

 

[MOMOFMNM]

"Could"? Try "must" -- I think that's rule no. 2 of PolyJennJenn's Mission Statement.

yes ddm

you need to go to pg 1 and review the MISSION STATEMENT

thank you...

Jen aka melons

 

[jw50]

12 Step Recovery Program For Dis Addicts

1. I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my PAPER newspaper like I used to, before the Dis.
2. I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.
3. I will get dressed before noon.
4. I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Dis.
5. I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Dis-deprived.
6. I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Dis.
7. I will read a book... if I still remember how.
8. I will listen to those around me about their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Dis.
9. I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for PMs.
10. 1I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not.
11. I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Dis.
12. Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime... and the Dis will always be there tomorrow!

 

[nicolemarie]

FYI...this is the ONLY thread I look at on this place anymore. Y'all know I'm a cheerleader (and you should see me in the skirt) about the other place that DIS won't even allow us to type. To me, DIS has A) gotten too big; B) has too many mods that do things differently; and C) has a lot of unhappy folks with the administration/owners. Add to that the fact that there are a lot of folks on this site that simply cannot ignore something they disagree with, and BOOOOOOM. It's too the point where even lurking makes me mad. So long as I stay here with folks that like to have fun and play around a bit until I get banned, I'll stop by every day or so.


oh...haven't seen this for a while...MAELSTROM

Mush-

I am reading a book series set in Bloomington, IL. I just noticed you are from there.

And yeah - the high horses do make you pretty mad. But I admit to lurking for the humor of it.

 

[nicolemarie]

12 Step Recovery Program For Dis Addicts

1. I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my PAPER newspaper like I used to, before the Dis.
2. I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.
3. I will get dressed before noon.
4. I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Dis.
5. I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Dis-deprived.
6. I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Dis.
7. I will read a book... if I still remember how.
8. I will listen to those around me about their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Dis.
9. I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for PMs.
10. 1I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not.
11. I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Dis.
12. Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime... and the Dis will always be there tomorrow!

That is very funny.

 

[SoNotAPrincess]

Last edited by Mush : Today at 04:01 PM. Reason: SNAP...when we hooking up again (again?) ?

Name the time and place, Mushy...I'm positively swooooning with anticipation!

 

[SoNotAPrincess]

12 Step Recovery Program For Dis Addicts

1. I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my PAPER newspaper like I used to, before the Dis.
2. I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.
3. I will get dressed before noon.
4. I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Dis.
5. I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Dis-deprived.
6. I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Dis.
7. I will read a book... if I still remember how.
8. I will listen to those around me about their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Dis.
9. I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for PMs.
10. 1I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not.
11. I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Dis.
12. Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime... and the Dis will always be there tomorrow!

Umm...I've pretty much got numbers 10, 11 and 12 downpat...mainly because I can Dis from the office, I have to make sure I have $$ to pay for my next visit with the main mouse, and a girl's gotta catch some zzzz's sometime.

Numbers 4, 6 and 7 I do sporadically...does that count?

And numbers 1 and 2? Well, those days are gone forever!!

 

[delswife]

This is a drive by posting.

Watch your toes.

 

[HaleyB]

12 Step Recovery Program For Dis Addicts

1. I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my PAPER newspaper like I used to, before the Dis.

I read my news online. My local coffee shop just put in free wireless (woohoo!)

2. I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.

On Tuesdays.

3. I will get dressed before noon.

Without getting undressed again, except on nekid Thursdays (have to wear clothing to drop kids off at school)

4. I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Dis.

Hey I called the maid, and I can order Pizza Hut online. The wash is Mr. Silly's job. Which is why he does not have time to keep up with this thread anymore.

5. I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Dis-deprived.

That would scare them.

6. I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Dis.

I can talk and DIS at the same time...

7. I will read a book... if I still remember how.

The Unofficial Guide, of course.

8. I will listen to those around me about their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Dis.

Headphones.

9. I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for PMs.

I do not watch TV, that thing is addicting.

10. 1I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not.

Hey I pick my kids up from school EVERY day. So I am good. Plus we leave to get take out sometimes.

11. I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Dis.

Hey I did that one this month, but here is my little trick, I pad my checking account.

12. Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime... and the Dis will always be there tomorrow!

I knew that silly.


Looks like I am doing pretty good...

 

[HaleyB]

This is a drive by posting.

Watch your toes.

Right back at ya, and congrats on the Grandma to be status.

 

[HaleyB]

I feel so alone




Are you in the chat room? Trying to lose me are ya...

 

[HaleyB]

You guys JW was KIDDING about the 12 step thing...

 

[HaleyB]

I was talking
I was talking to myself
Somebody else
Talk talk talking
I couldn't hear a word
A word you said

 

[GeorgiaAristocat]

Missed Wobin again. I've got that 12 step thingy down. I think. Horsey says I'm not addicted and I'm taking her word for it.

Disney channel sometimes plays news, doesn't it?