The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 2

[jw50]

but where were the melons??

Sheri love, those are the poles for Melons (PMM) to dance with

 

[sheridac]

Yeah, pretty much. I thought that would be hilarious to run out and Git-R-Done

Blessings!
MarkyMark

Hi Chico. How's Rhonda?

 

[MOMOFMNM]

but where were the melons??

thanks SHERSHER!!!

I thought maybe I was missing it since I started the NO CARB thing...my brain needs sugar to function and bread and pasta and rice and muffins...mmmmmm muffins....

anyway ITA JW...

I don't get it either

AND where are the MELONS ANYWAY?? HUH?

AND where do I find me some sweeeet clip art?? huh??

 

[sheridac]

Sheri love, those are the poles for Melons (PMM) to dance with

well then. I was mislead by your caption. I am not a blonde.

 

[GeorgiaAristocat]

Ash, here is a LINK to the Maelstrom Meet thread.

HaleyB is organizing, so there is also a link in her siggy!

Are ya comin'?

 

[LaLa]

you forgot me. again. hmmpfjhgpk

Sheri Sheri Bo Beri.

How could every forget you? Hang on. Lemme fix it. Take five.

 

[GADISNEYGIRL]

Hi Chico. How's Rhonda?

Thanks, Sheri, glad someone remembered me!! Although by missing out on last night's chat, I apparently missed out on the fact that Sheri isn't your name?!?

And I would like to point out that for the second day in a row, Chapter 11 has not mentioned me. And I didn't even shred the DS CD last night. In fact, I even listened to it. I think someone (HORSEGIRL!!!) is trying to color Chappie's...I forgot, I have to use his formal name...CHAPTER 11's...view of me. Just because I'm not a lib. Sheesh. For some reason, I thought my hot pink thong was enough.... and for all you people know, perhaps I am an EXPERIENCED pole dancer. But I guess you'll never find out, huh!! Unless you happen to see me out of your window...

I think Mark wants to get on the computer. Again. HE says it's to do some work. Uh huh. Methinks it has something to do with the fact that he's playing hard to get with Melons, even though she is now begging. He likes that Melons. Keep it up, girl. You'll get him back, eventually!

 

[LaLa]

Okay Vettechick

Sign us up for the pole dancin' lessons.



Me and Jamal are headed that way.

We'll meet Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch there cause from the looks of it, they've already got a jump on us. I'm sure Melons will show up if DH lets her out of his sight. Mel may be too busy stalkin' ZZUB to come but Grammy said she's bringin' dinner. Meatloaf I think. Sheridac says she is sooo on it. She'll use any excuse to show a lil' beaver and a tail. Pongo is in and swears by the end of the class, she'll be Breakin Tha Law Breakin Tha Law. KPK89 will be the DJ. All 80s. All the time. SNAP's stoppin' by just to get a refresher course for her upcoming pursuit of Jon Stewart. GeorgiaA can sew us up some skanky outfits. GADISNEYGIRL says she don't need no stinkin' outfit when she's got the pink hotness goin' on. Paslea Pooh can take pictures and post them when we get back. Frickles has agreed to teach us all some Michael Jackson moves and Horsey will be there to slap us all back to our senses. The boys from the coffee shop can be the bouncers and Lil' Grumpy can keep them busy. Chapter 11 can watch all the action from his office window.


Oh, and we got our goats all ready to go, Girl. But we seem to be havin' a lil' trouble with one of em.

http://www.rfaintingfarm.com/goat.mpeg

Yes, any other corrections? Bring it.

 

[sheridac]

Thanks, Sheri, glad someone remembered me!! Although by missing out on last night's chat, I apparently missed out on the fact that Sheri isn't your name?!?

And I would like to point out that for the second day in a row, Chapter 11 has not mentioned me. And I didn't even shred the DS CD last night. In fact, I even listened to it. I think someone (HORSEGIRL!!!) is trying to color Chappie's...I forgot, I have to use his formal name...CHAPTER 11's...view of me. Just because I'm not a lib. Sheesh. For some reason, I thought my hot pink thong was enough.... and for all you people know, perhaps I am an EXPERIENCED pole dancer. But I guess you'll never find out, huh!! Unless you happen to see me out of your window...

I think Mark wants to get on the computer. Again. HE says it's to do some work. Uh huh. Methinks it has something to do with the fact that he's playing hard to get with Melons, even though she is now begging. He likes that Melons. Keep it up, girl. You'll get him back, eventually!

I would not forget you Rhonda. But please don't tell me you're a republican like Tink?

 

[LaLa]

I know. I saw it too late.

I'm an idjit.

Cute.

With melons.

But still an idjit.

Thank you for not forgetting to remember me.

Psst. You're not goin' crazy. I just edited it when you reminded me. LY/MI

 

[LaLa]

Ask me about getting the boot for the chat!!! YIKES it was close THANKS LALA!!


"HEY MELONS DOES YOUR DH KNOW YOU POSTED YOUR MELONS ALL OVER THE INTERNET??????"

uh NO LALA

but he does NOW...thanks.

LYMI...

lala will you share?

Plenty more where that came from....

 

[MOMOFMNM]

THANKS SISTA

and I would like to make a statement here:

I think melons are fun and all. I don't mind the nickname at all. It is cute and fun and I deserve it...but I am a Jen...and have other talents besides dancing, goats and fruit. That is all I am going to say and I am thinking I need to tone it down and join Mel in the Pool for awhile


thanks everyone!!

Jen

 

[Chapter 11]

All right children, enough fun for me for one day. Bar is open, and I am headin' for the gin like a horse heads to the barn (that was for horseyponygirlie). Try not to let the goats loose LaLa -- they make such a mess. Hi Rhonda!

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Who is that fine man holding on to the pole? He's got everything happening except for a toe-point.

Vettechick!!!!! Sign him up. Now.

Me too. As long as I can wear the Festive Christmas Stripper Thong. Sign The General up too. We need Christmas card photos for this year.

In fact, sign up all the Maestromers, new and old. I saw our group picture in the Yearbook. Thanks Loubon!!!! We're a proud and fashion-challenged bunch.

And, while you're at it, sign Tommy and I up for the Oct Maelstrom Meet.

Geez. I'm in and out like a ghost today. I was really busy this morning and most of the afternoon... aerating ZZUB's lawn. Then Lil' Grumpy and I went go-karting.

Later, Mel.

P.S. Hi to the new kids on the block! Who is Tikiman????? Heh, heh.

 

[AshClan]

Mel is here!! Okay, really, are you and Tommy REALLY in on the meet? This is getting too tempting.....I'm off to check airfare

 

[paslea_pooh]

From what I could gather, this is the poop, vomit and spice report board, so I would like to share my stories.

Let me start by introducing myself.

My name is hooP,

If ZzUB can spell his favorite character backwards for his name, so can I.

Before I start my poop report, you must know a little bit about my background and philosophies.

Poop can be good and bad, Vomit is always bad, and spice is always good (You go Grammy)

Lets start with Poop.

I am proud to be an American but I have an Italian heritage.

In an Italian family, there is not one family outing that goes by where poop and his ugly foul mouth cousin (Lets call him Farty) are not the main topics for discussion. And of course the best time to discuss these topics is at the dinner table. No matter what the topic of discussion all roads lead to Poop or his ugly cousin.

Here’s an example:

Aunt Carmela: Vinnie, you only had 3 meatballs. Whats the matter, you don’t like my cooking?

Vinnie: You know I love your cooking Aunt Carmela but I had those cookies with the nuts on them for breakfast and my stomach feels at little bloated.

Aunt Carmela: Did you go?

Vinnie: What do mean did I go? Go where?

Aunt Carmela: You know what I mean Vinnie. When’s the last time you went?

Vinnie: I went yesterday.

Aunt Carmela: Oh my poor boy. No wonder why you have no color in your face. Here. eat some more. Then you’ll go.

This goes on for about 15 minutes and of course every body has to add their 2 cents to feel like they took part in ritual.


Your duty as an Italian is to bring this topic up at least once during the meal. It’s almost like the sign of the cross in a Catholic church. If you don’t do it bad things will come. So please don’t take offense the next time you are in the presence of an Italian family and they bring this topic up. It’s a spiritual thing.

Why is this so important you ask? Because it’s the sign of life. You poop therefore you are! Lets face it, if your not poopin something’s wrong. Which goes back to my first statement. Poop can be good and bad. Just think about it. If you ever stayed in the Hospital, before you leave they have to make sure you pooped and tooted. The elimination of these two is critical so don’t be so judgmental the next time someone lets a little gas go.

I will never forget my little Italian grandmother. I must have been about 5 years old when I let one loose in front of her. I remember being so embarrassed. She turned to me, pinched my face cheek real hard and said “That’s a gooda boy” “You don wanna your tummy to hurt.”

Don’t get me wrong; I do not go around letting loose on people. As I grew up, I learned that this could be a bad thing. More on that later. I told you this philosophy because my heritage teaches that it is bad to hold these types of things in. This leads me to my brother’s poop story.

Have to go….. I will finish later.

Good to see you finally made it over here...We're officially your first post.

A couple of pointers for you and all the other newbies(Hi, Mickman)

1. This thread is insanely fast. Don't panic if you can't keep up AT FIRST, but you'll get there. It's mandatory , otherwise we throw you over board

2. It's highly addictive here, Spices and Melons will help EASE the PAIN. Try and start out slow with the spices...some of us are already in rehab. Melons, I have no personal advice on that. Please Polymelonmom...she has a pamphlet !!

3. There is a viking wench on this ship.....she's completely harmless.

4. PLEASE, PLEASE stay away from Lil' Grumpy's posts. Those are ONLY for us more experienced Maelstromers. K? There's occasionally a translation after he posts but don't count on it. I think GeorgiaCat is gonna take the translating over after she finishes her online course.

5. If you are reading one of Grammy's posts, please put on your Depends FIRST. This is a lesson I had to learn the HARD way. Don't take any blue pills or eat the meatloaf here.


6. There is some cyberswapping going on. I'd like to name the couples but I've lost track....as you can imagine..they've swapped many times.

7. There is this guy Lou that posts here but his DOG posts too, but I think he has his own login name..so no need to worry.

8. Tikiman and Lou and someone else (sorry can't remember) are fighting over Momofmnm - aka..Polymelonmom, aka Jen, aka Poly, aka Melooonns, aka.....ok, forget it....You'll figure out who she is. Geesh. Newbies, who do they think they are?

9. Does anyone else think this list is beginning to look like MarkyMarks? It goes on and on without any meaning !

10. Welcome ...post OFTEN and if no one responds to you....Cry and whine and b*tch and moan....Then everyone sends you one of these little guys ! Right Kimmiepoo and Erinrellaemsmom!! LY/MI

Ooopsss, I almost forgot the password is

Maelstrom.....Is a FASTPASS??!!!!!

 

[kpk89]

you are the voice of reason??

No, I am!

 

[GADISNEYGIRL]

THANKS SISTA

and I would like to make a statement here:

I think melons are fun and all. I don't mind the nickname at all. It is cute and fun and I deserve it...but I am a Jen...and have other talents besides dancing, goats and fruit. That is all I am going to say and I am thinking I need to tone it down and join Mel in the Pool for awhile


thanks everyone!!

Jen

Gotcha! How 'bout JenMom...so we don't get you confused with all the other Jens hanging out here?

 

[Mush]

Are you sure you need us coffee shop guys to bounce at the pole dancing lesson? I mean, there's bound to be plenty of bouncing already just with the participants.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Yup.

Kinda cute story that.

So, the other day, Mellyman and I were sitting in the living room and chatting. Beth was there too but sitting way across the room from us and, seemingly, deeply engrossed in her book "Because of Winn Dixie". I mentioned that while doing the tiniest bit of Dising. Just a few minutes. Of course. I noticed that there is going to be a brand new character meal at Disney Studios featuring Jo Jo's Circus friends and... GASP... the Little Einsteins!!!! Woweeeee!!! Tommy likes both of these shows more that Dora now. More than ANYTHING... almost. He's still quite partial to a certain "Mommy" and a special "Blankie". I told Melbride that unfortunately we were going to miss it because it starts after we return in May. I think it begins in June, actually. Well... the fact of the matter is that Tommy has got it kinda rough in some ways. He has multiple delays and seems much younger than his five years. Plus, he gets dragged EVERYWHERE the rest of us go... according to OUR schedule. It's been like this since he was born. Sometimes I think he gets the short end of the happyhaunt stick. Well my dearest Mellyman feels the same and so he suggested that "Why don't you take Tommy to WDW this fall for a few days? Just the two of you. You can do that character meal everyday if he wants." WOW. I never expected that. BUT... I looked at him, pointedly and said ~ "What about... YOU KNOW? Wink wink nudge nudge." Meaning the other two kids. They would have issues with THIS IDEA... I was thinking. Melly said "What are you talking about?" Densely. 'Cause he's a man. And all that. So I stare at him. And then Beth pipes up from across the room, without even looking up from her book, " Mommy means me and Calvin. She thinks we won't think it's fair." Ya ya, sista. That's what I meant. But then Beth adds, "It's fine with me. Tommy should go. He'll have a great time. It'll be so cute. You just have to promise to videotape it, Mommy." That's all. Whoa. So I ask Calvin his opinion. Same. He's ok with it too. Wow. Just when you think that every parenting decision you've made is probably wrong... your kids surprise you. With compassion and generosity. Wow. Sooooooooooo... it looks like Tommy and I will be heading to WDW for a few days this fall. And... I think the last weekend of Sept/first weekend of Oct is looking particularily good!!!!

Heh, heh.

Heh.

I just won't get a chance to book it until we return from our May trip. I have an incredibly busy weekend and I have to figure out points and airfare, etc.
But... it looks VERY PROMISING.

That's the skinny from the GREAT WHITE. I mean the Northwest USA. Wherever the heck ZZUBie is from.