The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 2

[Chapter 11]

Umm...I think I've got it. Just needed a little guidance. I know you're not saying Hi to me cuz I haven't displayed my melons. But Hi back atcha anyway.

And thanks.

No problem. Sorry for the confuzzlement with my edit. I was multitasking -- the shout out was for THE Melons, 'cause she said "hi" to me in an edit. Didn't mean to suggest that you had done anything untoward .... so, Hi SNAP!

 

[SoNotAPrincess]

SNAP!!! Baby.

What are you talkin' about? You're right there. In the middle. Of all the ackshun.

Silly you.

I know. I saw it too late.

I'm an idjit.

Cute.

With melons.

But still an idjit.

Thank you for not forgetting to remember me.

 

[MOMOFMNM]

No problem. Sorry for the confuzzlement with my edit. I was multitasking -- the shout out was for THE Melons, 'cause she said "hi" to me in an edit. Didn't mean to suggest that you had done anything untoward .... so, Hi SNAP!

NOW your suggesting I HAD done something UNTOWARD huh??

this is not the chat room you know...I keep it calm here.

geesh

and just FYI SNAP: I have other talents besides flashing melons...it invloves floss, scotch tape and a pole and goats add in a little Jeager and wala...just so you know

 

[Chapter 11]

Wow, new record for me -- two people ticked off in one post. Thank goodness it's almost happy hour -- bar opens in one hour and I definitely need a drink. I've now officially lost the ability to communicate.

 

[sheridac]

Okay Vettechick

Sign us up for the pole dancin' lessons.



Me and Jamal are headed that way.

We'll meet Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch there cause from the looks of it, they've already got a jump on us. I'm sure Melons will show up if DH lets her out of his sight. Mel may be too busy stalkin' ZZUB to come but Grammy said she's bringin' dinner. Meatloaf I think. SNAP's stoppin' by just to get a refresher course for her upcoming pursuit of Jon Stewart. GeorgiaA can sew us up some skanky outfits. just to get a GADISNEYGIRL says she don't need no stinkin' outfit when she's got the lil' pink number. Paslea Pooh can take pictures and post them when we get back. Frickles has agreed to teach us all some Michael Jackson moves and Horsey will be there to slap us all back to our senses. The boys from the coffee shop can be the bouncers and Lil' Grumpy can keep them busy. Chapter 11 can watch all the action from his office window.


Oh, and we got our goats all ready to go, Girl. But we seem to be havin' a lil' trouble with one of em.

http://www.rfaintingfarm.com/goat.mpeg

you forgot me. again. hmmpfjhgpk

 

[sheridac]

Maybe you're the sassy little sister, Dee? Or is Sherri the only one allowed to be sassy? I'm so easily confused. Oh yes, that was quintessential 70s television. I especially loved the 2-part episode where Rerun gets pressured into bootlegging a Doobie Brothers concert. Now that, my friend, was quality programming for you.

you betcha mister

 

[SoNotAPrincess]

and just FYI SNAP: I have other talents besides flashing melons...it invloves floss, scotch tape and a pole and goats add in a little Jeager and wala...just so you know

I am stunned, awed, amazed...and a wee bit jealous...of the glory of your multitude of many talents.

Someday...good Lord willin' and the creek don't rise...I may have a smidge, an iota, an eensy weensy teeny weeny li'l bit of the talent you so graciously bestow upon us.

I am here, not to judge you, but to learn from you.

Thank you, Oh Polymommagreatone.

From the bottom of my melons.

 

[sheridac]

Caught up, may I say
WELCOME!!! to the newcomers: HoneyBee and Mickman

We're glad you stopped in. We need to know your special talent and test you on the password (which is, frankly, not getting used much these days . . .)

and WELCOME BACK! to Ash - we missed you!

Ally - TG you cancelled class for today. I was getting stressed. I didn't think the Judge would understand when I told him that the kiddies would just have to wait, I needed to go learn how to strip. On the other hand, do we really know what those judges DO under those robes? Something to ponder.

Chris Sheridac - congrats on the closing yada yada. More importantly, did I gather that you got the oh-so-oh!ficial go ahead to come and party with us on Oct 2? I hope so.

Horsey - and what do we have to do to convince you that our world is going to end if you can't be there? I promise to cook homemade caramels if you come. And they are to die for. You might even be able to talk me into making you your very own Snow White dress.

PP and Grammy - good to see that the spice shop is up, running and making money. Maybe it can sponsor some of those that may not be able to make it in October. Either that or the sale of Grampy.

For everyone else - HELLLLLLLOOOOOO!!!!!! I am not excluding anyone. That is a collective hello. If you don't see your name here it is because you KNOW in your own mind that you are SOOOOOO VERY IMPORTANT to me that if I named you I would just make everyone else jealous and insecure. Right? 'kay. Just so we're clear. I'm really not apologizing today.

GA you are slightly confused. I am not closing anything. I am however, on board the Viking ship. You got that right sista!

 

[pongoperdigirl]

Last edited by LaLa : Today at 02:52 PM. Reason: Who'd I forget?????

ahem....you forgot me...I still need a tutor though


I am gettin no love from you guys today, although I did get some shout outs from markymark ( Hello!, thanks for sayin hi)

 

[GeorgiaAristocat]

GA you are slightly confused. I am not closing anything. I am however, on board the Viking ship. You got that right sista!

Dangit - my perpetual state of confusion.

TINK is closing on the house (right now!)
YOU are coming to meet with the rest of us? And Horsey, too? (I still haven't made it to the other thread - on my way . . .)

The more, the merrier!

 

[jw50]

Melons dancing Poles

 

[MOMOFMNM]

I am certain there would be more than a few offers to assist with alternative housing.

yeah because you'll need somewhere to put all that wood...
for sure.

Ask me about getting the boot for the chat!!! YIKES it was close THANKS LALA!!


"HEY MELONS DOES YOUR DH KNOW YOU POSTED YOUR MELONS ALL OVER THE INTERNET??????"

uh NO LALA

but he does NOW...thanks.

LYMI...

and the wood thing too...ouch...I had to smooth things over real fast.


Dangit ally I am all out of goats but I may be able to conjure up a beaver or something...will that work??? and that guy on the pole??
did he look like a survivor contestant by any chance and did you get some pics?? hmm??? PM me girl....I likey

I am in Iowa for gosh sakes...give a midwest homegirl a break..where will I ever find a mountain goat??

lala will you share?? please??

horsey! ! HI!!

GACAT!!! HI HI HI!!!!

Rhonda: did you find those missing thongs yet???

Grammy: hellloo!!!!!

pp: YOU are some FUNNY stuff there girl
deciphering the Grump for us all!! We should bless you or shoot you...don't know which

MEL freaking hh!! Where are you?? Get out of ZZUBs bushes for the love of boloney...

Mommypoppins: where are you?? concieving no doubt...appropriately I hope.

Haley B HI!!

wHERE IS SHER?? out with Tiki again I guess

Markymark: HI WAITING

pongojen: SISTA!!! Coach rocks...only I have three girls so I get mine off ebay from Hong Kong...does that count???

Chappie {{{{{{{{{slap}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

LYMI

frickels!! hi!!!!!

can someone help me find some clip art for my posts?? I am feeling creative and have been warned STERNLY to keep my OWN pics off the Dis (until dh goes to sleep!!)

and lastly I am throwing a swim party for 25 kindergarteners tomorrow

pray for me...

and yeah I am super mom...super melon mom that's for sure.


jw what the hell are those dancing things??

I liked Tikiman's yearbook pic better than those loosers ICK!!!

 

[GeorgiaAristocat]

JW - that is frickin' hilarious!

 

[AshClan]

Because, as you know, I've been gone for awhile. Where is the other thread? Is it here on the CB (I have the Maelstrom thread on my favorites, so I never see the main board anymore), or in the coffee shop, or someplace else? Is that where we find the symposium details or is that a separate thread?

And, along those lines, thanks for the edits to include us slowpokes, Horseygirl. You are REALLY tempting me to use some of those voucher $$ in October.....the meet sounds like SO MUCH fun!

 

[Tikiman]

I am stunned, awed, amazed...and a wee bit jealous...of the glory of your multitude of many talents.

Someday...good Lord willin' and the creek don't rise...I may have a smidge, an iota, an eensy weensy teeny weeny li'l bit of the talent you so graciously bestow upon us.

I am here, not to judge you, but to learn from you.

Thank you, Oh Polymommagreatone.

From the bottom of my melons.

WOW we got melons everywhere!!! I thought today’s topic was beavers??? I guess when you are the new guy you can’t dictate anything.

So what would be at the bottom of a melon? A vine?

 

[FSUMARCHIEF]

ahem....you forgot me...I still need a tutor though


I am gettin no love from you guys today, although I did get some shout outs from markymark ( Hello!, thanks for sayin hi)

Hey Cybergirl - I'll tutor you! Just look at the photo for my references!

heh heh

Blessings!
MarkyMArk

 

[Frickles]

Hey pongopurdicoachbagwristletandkeychaingirl!

LaLa.... Hey, Hey, Hey! I KNEW I liked you too!!!! '89...

Horsegirl...I haven't even asked for a yard pass so that I can go, but let me know if you go solo!!!

P.Pooh....oh my...I laughed so hard at the grumpy summary.

Mark...I have to know. Did you just run out in your front yard and snap that picture just for us or do you normally go around hugging telephone poles? Dude...work it a little more next time...work it.

Grammy...hope your party goes well!

Tink! Congrats!

Time to make a drink!!!!!!

 

[jw50]

jw what the hell are those dancing things??

If you are going to do pole dancing you need some poles

 

[sheridac]

If you are going to do pole dancing you need some poles

but where were the melons??

 

[FSUMARCHIEF]

Hey pongopurdicoachbagwristletandkeychaingirl!



Mark...I have to know. Did you just run out in your front yard and snap that picture just for us or do you normally go around hugging telephone poles? Dude...work it a little more next time...work it.

Yeah, pretty much. I thought that would be hilarious to run out and Git-R-Done

Blessings!
MarkyMark