The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 2

[MOMOFMNM]

I don't need the sense slapped into me. I like slaps in other places . Tikiman is going to give me privates.

you can't have tikiman...he and lou are arch enemies now...

YOU have to choose!!!
hahahahaha!!!!

 

[sheridac]

First one to sign up is free, and gets a free stay at the Polynesian!!

I am going to get them to put in a hot tub by August…

me! me! me!

 

[Tikiman]

you can't have tikiman...he and lou are arch enemies now...

YOU have to choose!!!
hahahahaha!!!!

I warned him not to start with me.

Don’t worry Lou. I won’t be around here much. This place will just get me into trouble.

If I stuck around everyone would have to pick sides.

 

[HaleyB]

Hey Chappie, I bet that play was great!

Are we going to chat again tonight? I am not sure I can keep comeing up with things to say. Although it is always fun to sit back and 'watch' the battle of the Jens.

 

[MOMOFMNM]

me! me! me!

GEESH tell us how you really FEEL!!!!

steve how do you feel about beavers??

sher has hers posted in the coffee shop...(another cool place we all go at night, late, when the spouses and kids go to bed and leave us to DIS (except rhonda and markymark they go together!!) )

but my melons were there first!!!

and LOU gave them thier own thread!!!
LEARN TO EDIT
TIKIMAN

 

[sheridac]

GEESH tell us how you really FEEL!!!!

steve how do you feel about beavers??

sher has hers posted in the coffee shop...(another cool place we all go at night, late, when the spouses (except rhonda and markymark they go together!!) )

but my melons were there first!!!

and LOU gave them thier own thread!!!

hey, I said I would share! Geez!

 

[horsegirl]

I was really hoping to give a demonstration of the kegal exercise but I would be happy to do a greeting…what am I doing a greeting for? Should I add a kegal page to the website? Will it need an age restriction?

You can do kegals, and I can't? Tikiman you are a god. Please clearly any topic you wish to take on would be more than appropriate. Since we can only have a token idol at our symposium, Rhonda will have to come alone. Do you have any rituals to end the day, starting first with you and ending last is beyond delicious....

 

[Tikiman]

steve how do you feel about beavers??

I told you this place would get me in trouble!!!

 

[MOMOFMNM]

Hey Chappie, I bet that play was great!

Are we going to chat again tonight? I am not sure I can keep comeing up with things to say. Although it is always fun to sit back and 'watch' the battle of the Jens.

OHHH!! YEAH!!! WE ARE!!

but I am not battling for markymark anymore....I dumped him GEESH!!!
HE dissed my beloved POLYNESIAN and I can't cyber with man like that....

something about a waiters hand in a drink. at OHANA??..so what??? I catch kids throw up and mel scoops poop out of her vents...big deal....

whats a little EColi in your Coke?? (should be Pepsi anyway...)

 

[Tikiman]

Do you have any rituals to end the day,

Yes I do……trouble trouble trouble!!!!

 

[sheridac]

OHHH!! YEAH!!! WE ARE!!

but I am not battling for markymark anymore....I dumped him GEESH!!!
HE dissed my beloved POLYNESIAN and I can't cyber with man like that....

something about a waiters hand in a drink. at OHANA??..so what??? I catch kids throw up and mel scoops poop out of her vents...big deal....

whats a little EColi in your Coke?? (should be Pepsi anyway...)

diet pepsi

 

[pongoperdigirl]

Wow it was only two short days ago (67 pages and 1,005 posts ago) that I was getting personal shout outs from Pongo and Sheri to join in the chat. Then today I see this....



Not only do I getted dissed (that's dissed, not DISed) along with all my other male brethren for some guy who carves idol gods out of wood (and looks like he belongs on Survivor) but then I also realize that by missing last night's chat that "value" girl also dissed me for the reverend.

I may take my scotch tape and dental floss elsewhere if this keeps up.

All this talk about me being a "value" girl I starting to bother me.... It sounds like it is a really bad thing. I said I liked the VALUE resorts...and I don't need the Poly. If you saw my taste in purses and knew the prices, you would know I am not "value"

Hi Lou!!!

Jealous much...hey you have your own fan club, so you can't fool us.

 

[MOMOFMNM]

You can do kegals, and I can't? Tikiman you are a god. Please clearly any topic you wish to take on would be more than appropriate. Since we can only have a token idol at our symposium, Rhonda will have to come alone. Do you have any rituals to end the day, starting first with you and ending last is beyond delicious....

wow that even turned me on horsey!!

I am super impressed...honestly....

wow....

 

[MOMOFMNM]

Yes I do……trouble trouble trouble!!!!

yes he does

it starts with melons and ends with melons...poly ones too...

 

[sheridac]

yes he does

it starts with melons and ends with melons...poly ones too...

melons and booty. Are you not my polysista? I thought we were sharing?

 

[MOMOFMNM]

All this talk about me being a "value" girl I starting to bother me.... It sounds like it is a really bad thing. I said I liked the VALUE resorts...and I don't need the Poly. If you saw my taste in purses and knew the prices, you would know I am not "value"

Hi Lou!!!

Jealous much...hey you have your own fan club, so you can't fool us.

lordy lordy

like I said...
you can swing a huge COACH around on your shoulder...then you can hang at the Poly...ok??

Have you not heard of EBAY??? You could get a crapload of $$ for those things....


and eveyone needs a little poly....trust me

you'd never be the same again. k???

 

[firstmickey]

Donna - are you the other half of Lou? Or as usual am I confused

Uh no.....Nope....definitely not.....(geez I can hear him screaming in Jersey all the way from here at this) That would be gerribon.
(she's funnier than him....shhhh....don't tell him I said that)


Im just President of his Fan Club.

 

[MOMOFMNM]

I am worried now

horseygirl is a psychotherapist/genius/hottie and she thinks tikiman is a GOD

THERE goes my chance of any kind of flames..so to speak....


HORSEY!!! HI!!!!

 

[Grammyof2]

Well Crap. While you are all acting nuts, I find out Lou is in Jersey with ME. He also was born in 58, like ME. And his wife is funny, like ME. Maybe Lou and I are seperated at birth twins. Or not. Plus he put me in the yearbook and not as an old woman.

 

[sheridac]

I am worried now

horseygirl is a psychotherapist/genius/hottie and she thinks tikiman is a GOD

THERE goes my chance of any kind of flames..so to speak....


HORSEY!!! HI!!!!

She can't have him. He is ours. Now and forever. We are Polyborg.