The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 2

[MOMOFMNM]

My story of our time at the estate:
Saw on the news about the hail storms. I made the comment "My friend, Steph's cars got all messed up." DH is like, who is Steph. I say you know, Java. He is like what in the H are you talking about. You know the Dis. He gets all ticked off and says he can't even keep up with the real people and now I want to talk about imaginary friends. I say he is a loser and he is a little tiffed. Then......
I do something really redneck. I can't even say it out loud. I make the comment that Jamal is gonna have me thrown out of the lounge for being so, well, you know. He says isn't Jamal from a movie. I say yes but she is the fixer, with good hair. He says" Have you been drinking, you know you can't drink." Then he walks over to the cabinet to get some spices to put on the chicken. Opens it up and says " What in the h e l l happened to all the spices. Didn't you bring any down here." I was laughing so hard. He is ticked off and has no idea why I am laughing. I figure this was as good as time as any to ask if we can go to WDW for his birthday, Oct 2. Dis meet and all. He says he would rather run a nail in his foot. But he also says he will think about it. Also says when we go out West he wants to take me to Disneyland
So we kiss and make up and I make a meatloaf. The End



how the hell did I miss this classic!!!

OMG!!! hilarious!!!

as I was just talking to my dh about Horsegirl and lala...and he thinks I am totally wiggitywacked

 

[GeorgiaAristocat]

Okay everyone, just got the 10 minute heads-up from husband, so off for a while. Hi Kimmy!

YAKKITY YAK, I'll be back!

 

[sheridac]

My story of our time at the estate:
Saw on the news about the hail storms. I made the comment "My friend, Steph's cars got all messed up." DH is like, who is Steph. I say you know, Java. He is like what in the H are you talking about. You know the Dis. He gets all ticked off and says he can't even keep up with the real people and now I want to talk about imaginary friends. I say he is a loser and he is a little tiffed. Then......
I do something really redneck. I can't even say it out loud. I make the comment that Jamal is gonna have me thrown out of the lounge for being so, well, you know. He says isn't Jamal from a movie. I say yes but she is the fixer, with good hair. He says" Have you been drinking, you know you can't drink." Then he walks over to the cabinet to get some spices to put on the chicken. Opens it up and says " What in the h e l l happened to all the spices. Didn't you bring any down here." I was laughing so hard. He is ticked off and has no idea why I am laughing. I figure this was as good as time as any to ask if we can go to WDW for his birthday, Oct 2. Dis meet and all. He says he would rather run a nail in his foot. But he also says he will think about it. Also says when we go out West he wants to take me to Disneyland
So we kiss and make up and I make a meatloaf. The End



how the hell did I miss this classic!!!

OMG!!! hilarious!!!

as I was just talking to my dh about Horsegirl and lala...and he thinks I am totally wiggitywacked

I just told mine and he was VERY happy I had someone else to talk to besides him. I may get concierge.

 

[Minnie]

Cancun, Yes. Mai Tai suggest Margaritas in the pool bar.

Now your talking. When do we leave

 

[HaleyB]

I love your updates

I fed my family and just need to make sure Max has his HW done. Then I am free to chat again. Say around 9 your time (am I alone in the CTZ?).

Poor Cat, we all took off on her. But Mush was comeing back at break and I bet he was sad to see an empty room too.

 

[tink38]

I love your updates

I fed my family and just need to make sure Max has his HW done. Then I am free to chat again. Say around 9 your time (am I alone in the CTZ?).

Poor Cat, we all took off on her. But Mush was comeing back at break and I bet he was sad to see an empty room too.

Haley, you are not alone in the CTZ. I'm with ya, honey.

I am TRYING to upload the DB pic. Kodak Easy Share Updater agent is running so I can't do it right now. But Melons, The pic has been taken.

Lou - can you please help me resize it? Can I just email it to you? Pretty please? I promise you won't be sorry you said yes. (OMG - now I'm hoeing.)

Yes, the chat room is empty. I'll check back in a few.

Until then - Maelstrom!

 

[MOMOFMNM]

how do i get the hawaiian tag fairy to tag me? I am going to Hawaii soon, and will look that saying up. What is Hawaiian for Maelstrom. Now stop enticing me to post more, as I have a party to host for little people. And I am guessing, just guessing, you like trouble, so dahlink, you have come to the right place.....

BTW, you must stop by more often, we are very a very travel oriented group, in need of your expertise....

waaaaa!!!

I hope he stops back again...

or else there goes my chances of ever doing the Poly Concierge as well as getting a hot tub in at the Poly....

waaaa!!!

again.....

waaaa...

I want a Hawaiian tag too dangit...

if Tikiman decides to be a regular around here some real melons may need to be flung around here...

oh my now look whos hoeing....

Tink is emailing ****y pics to Lou??

wow we are sick peeps

aloh

 

[tink38]

You're just going to have to click the link, people. And that's the best I can do. Damn, I'm old. And NOT hot. I used to be, though.

Nope. I am not fishing for compliments. I am WAAAY too mature for that. (Plus, I have Dick. So there.)

 

[jamal]

My story of our time at the estate:
Saw on the news about the hail storms. I made the comment "My friend, Steph's cars got all messed up." DH is like, who is Steph. I say you know, Java. He is like what in the H are you talking about. You know the Dis. He gets all ticked off and says he can't even keep up with the real people and now I want to talk about imaginary friends. I say he is a loser and he is a little tiffed. Then......
I do something really redneck. I can't even say it out loud. I make the comment that Jamal is gonna have me thrown out of the lounge for being so, well, you know. He says isn't Jamal from a movie. I say yes but she is the fixer, with good hair. He says" Have you been drinking, you know you can't drink." Then he walks over to the cabinet to get some spices to put on the chicken. Opens it up and says " What in the h e l l happened to all the spices. Didn't you bring any down here." I was laughing so hard. He is ticked off and has no idea why I am laughing. I figure this was as good as time as any to ask if we can go to WDW for his birthday, Oct 2. Dis meet and all. He says he would rather run a nail in his foot. But he also says he will think about it. Also says when we go out West he wants to take me to Disneyland
So we kiss and make up and I make a meatloaf. The End


Grammy, WHEN are you moving next door to me??? Cause the house next door is empty and we have a great street full of characters like you.

I told you people I needed to take a Dis-break and no one is letting me.

Enablers all.

I miss the circus you've shared the last three days while I've been out here Those are for you Me lly.

Thanks for the shout-out a few dozen pages back. If you don't spend all day here, you don't worry people are ignoring you.

 

[Grammyof2]

Oh, Tink - My beautiful red headed Tink. You don't need to fish for compliments. So not old and still hot. Dick told me. Plus you have a tag.


And all these bouncy things.

 

[tink38]

Oh, Tink - My beautiful red headed Tink. You don't need to fish for compliments. So not old and still hot. Dick told me. Plus you have a tag.


And all these bouncy things.

Grammy - YOU are my new best friend!

 

[Grammyof2]

Grammy, WHEN are you moving next door to me??? Cause the house next door is empty and we have a great street full of characters like you.

Always in the need for a new estate. Where are you so I can drive by? Can I afford your neighborhood? We are poor and rednecks. We might bring property values down.

But I do need a good hair guy. I will hop on my and be right over.

 

[MOMOFMNM]

tink get the girls IN THE PICTURE for goodness sake!!!!

come on girl!!!

you got more that that I know IT!!!!!!!

redheads are ON FIRE....

DICK...GET THOSE MELONS A SWINGIN WILL YA??? GEESH

 

[kpk89]

I'm just at Grammy's estate story! That is sooo funny!

So Vettechick was here teaching pole dancing? When is the class?

This is for my 80's buddies.

Not a word, from your lips
You just took for granted that I want to skinny dip.
A quick hit, that's your game.
But I'm not a piece of meat, stimulate my brain.
Night is young, so are we.
Let's get to know each other better, slow & easily.
Take my hand, let's hit the floor.
Shake our bodies to the music.
Maybe then you'll score.

 

[kpk89]

Hi vettechick, i'm horsegirl and love you.

PMM is putting on a class on the use of melons,
grammy is doing a lecture on kegal while traveling WDW, without an overhead, i hope
mel will be doing the standup during the lunchbreak
lala will be teaching a piece on how to look gorgeous whilst touring AK in 97 degree heat with 70% humidity
Mommyp-will teach how not to conceive whilst at the world
Pooh will be delivering how to utilze humor in posts on the Dis
Sher will be teaching a wildlife appreciation tour of AK
I am hoping Tikiman will do the greeting at the outset, with an inspirational piece on how to be adorable and start a darn good website
Snap would do a photographing the world segment
GCat will sew the adult sized princess dresses
rhonda and mark will explore swinging on the DIs and not making your spouse insecure
Frickles will teach about architecture and building at WDW
Pongo and DMM will coteach honeymooning at Diz and how to make your fiance think its his idea
Em's Mom will do a piece on Single parenting at Diz and loving every minute of it
haley will offer a course on Dissing with your Dh and sharing the love
KPK will teach the 6 elements of trip report writing- your key to success on the TR board
Tink is developing a sequelae - How to make every Tom, Dick and Harry let his Dw chose the hotel
I am hoping to teach how to convince hubby to do not only the world with the family, but without him and Hawaii in 3 consecutive months and still save for retirement.

Would you join our symposium and lecture on mixed drinks and the use of photos in effective trip report writing?

Perhaps your DH wouldn't miss you for a few days, and heck, seeing as it is an educational symposium, there would undoubtedly be a tax write off.

It took me a while to find this, but it's great! It feels good to be a teacher again. Thanks, Horsey!

 

[Loubon]

Okay so I admit it, things got a little heated earlier. But being an avid fan of The Tiki Room (as well as CoP..hey I'm sentimental or is that just mental...nevermind stop trying to distract me) I know what happens when you offend the Tiki Gods. Thunder. Lightening. Bad Gilbert Godfried jokes. Melons go bad. It isn't pretty.


So rather than to mix it up with a guy who can carve kayaks out of trees with his hands and teeth and even though he called be old and not funny I will be the bigger man and offer a peace treaty. And to show I am sincere I have entered my new best friend Tikiman into the DIS Yearbook.

 

[horsegirl]

It took me a while to find this, but it's great! It feels good to be a teacher again. Thanks, Horsey!

hey kim hi! thank you very much.

 

[spectrum-turbo]

ok here it is:


TIKIMAN IS HERE!!
sher wants to show him her privates and I like his wood....
chappie and rhonda got into it over some kind of rock music cd?? but have kissed and made up cuz she is his jelly to his buns...or was it peanut butter??
Lou got a tad jealous cuz I basically dumped every Maelstrom man for tikiman
he made some comments about his wood and his appearance on Survivor..
so they got into a cyberargument...over me...cuz I am hot and cute
but sher is making me share...ick
grammy needs to make meatloaf tonight
pongojen IS NO cheap date....
vettechick wants to give pole dancing lessons
haley wants to chat tonight I think...
markymark and rhonda are MIA...AS well as a few others...????
horseygirl has the hots for the tikiGOD as she calls him...
rhonda is still looking for that thong under the dining room table
and pooh is going to give kegel lessons...to a man....
AND

Melons are to be held with care....and carressed and loved....

that is it for the night....


did I cover it?? ya'll??

I think that only thing misssing is that Mel was Dising from an undisclosed location earleir and we have not heard from her since.

 

[Loubon]

I once posted a thread I called Why I Go To Disney. So I thought I would repost this picture here after reading about Amy and her little princess and the Snow White dress. I took this picture last summer at the Princess Breakfast at CRT. I saw this little angel sitting across from me with her Snow White outfit and I just knew a magical moment was coming. When Snow White bent over to kiss her the glow was blinding!


I have no idea who she is but the look on her face spoke volumes.

 

[Tikiman]

Okay so I admit it, things got a little heated earlier. But being an avid fan of The Tiki Room (as well as CoP..hey I'm sentimental or is that just mental...nevermind stop trying to distract me) I know what happens when you offend the Tiki Gods. Thunder. Lightening. Bad Gilbert Godfried jokes. Melons go bad. It isn't pretty.


So rather than to mix it up with a guy who can carve kayaks out of trees with his hands and teeth and even though he called be old and not funny I will be the bigger man and offer a peace treaty. And to show I am sincere I have entered my new best friend Tikiman into the DIS Yearbook.

Hey Loubon. Everyone knows what I look like. I don’t hide from anyone but I am curious as to how long it took you to put on the makeup and dress up to take that fake tikiman photo. Was that from your Survivor application?

Just kidding. I know that is not you. That guy is in too good of shape!!!

Aloha

LouLou