The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 2

[Loubon]

Don't even start with me or I will carve you into something!!!

Don't make me go all Krakatoa East of Java on you!

 

[MOMOFMNM]

I may take my scotch tape and dental floss elsewhere if this keeps up.

you'll do no such thing....what will I wear when I pick the kids up from school, huh??? A mother has to look her best at school you know...I AM A teacher....geesh

LOU please slap some sense into sher...I think her and Pooh and grammy with their kegels are steppin' on melonmamas turf...GET CONTROL OF YOUR WOMEN lou

and Aly needs to give lessons on POLE dancing cuz that sounds fun...and a good workout...and it can't hurt to have melons in that type of "class"...

Not only do I getted dissed (that's dissed, not DISed) along with all my other male brethren for some guy who carves idol gods out of wood (and looks like he belongs on Survivor) but then I also realize that by missing last night's chat that "value" girl also dissed me for the reverend.

Aren't they required to wear clothes on Survivor?? What a waste of talent.

A guy who works with wood is all good in my book!! FWIW

LALALALALA LYMI!!!!! YOUR SWEEEEET!!!


chappie!!! HI!!!

 

[Tikiman]

Don't make me go all Krakatoa East of Java on you!

Oh that’s creative. Too bad it is Indonesian and not Polynesian.

You get extra points for effort but you get negative points for funny.

Don't sell yourself short. I am sure you could have been on Survivor also. They always have the slow old guy that gets voted off first.

 

[Grammyof2]

I ain't no hoe. I married DICK.

And this is why I love you and Dick.

 

[MOMOFMNM]

And this is why I love you and Dick.

TINK got hammered with dick last night...and the night before!!

TRUE!!!

wheres the SHIRT TINK????

HUH???

lou is here to judge...step up sista

 

[MOMOFMNM]

Rhonda, dear Rhonda, you know you are the jelly to my peanut butter, the bacon to my lettuce and tomato, the tonic to my gin (say, anybody feel like a snack?). Please don't shred the DS CD. It's one of those special things we share (well, that, and an affinity for Epcot DVC resorts). Can I make it up to you?

awwww now thats what a girl likes to hear....

RHONDA!!! NKTOB RULES!!!! I WANNA LICK JOEY MAC!!! MMMMMMYUMMYY!!!!

"hangin' tough" girl!!!!

 

[MOMOFMNM]

Oh that’s creative. Too bad it is Indonesian and not Polynesian.

You get extra points for effort but you get negative points for funny.

Don't sell yourself short. I am sure you could have been on Survivor also. They always have the slow old guy that gets voted off first.

ZZUB (OUR MASTER) would like to know the island translation of melons...
is there one and is it naughty?? cuz if not I gotta find me a new name...asap...

 

[Chapter 11]

Oh that’s creative. Too bad it is Indonesian and not Polynesian.

You get extra points for effort but you get negative points for funny.

Don't sell yourself short. I am sure you could have been on Survivor also. They always have the slow old guy that gets voted off first.

Any Moore(a) of this, and its going to get Bora Bora(ing). Hi Melons

 

[kpk89]

Good Morning.


Kim ~ Hi!!!! I didn't realize I hadn't said "hello". Ok. I did. BUT... I heard tell that you were the meanest mother in the world and I was a little nervous to address you directly. AND... you forgot to edit. Sheesh.

Cheers, Mel.

Wait a minute -- you've HEARD? You mean you're not reading it? I'm crushed. But then again, I'm meaniemeaniemeanmom and you're the haphaphappiest of haunts, so perhaps we're incompatible. Sigh. I'll still say "hi" if we see each other in the street -- in front of zzub's house.

 

[MOMOFMNM]

Any Moorea of this, and its going to Bora Bora ing. Hi Melons

hi chappie!!!

LYMI!!

 

[MOMOFMNM]

Wait a minute -- you've HEARD? You mean you're not reading it? I'm crushed. But then again, I'm meaniemeaniemeanmom and you're the haphaphappiest of haunts, so perhaps we're incompatible. Sigh. I'll still say "hi" if we see each other in the street -- in front of zzub's house.

HI KIMMIE!!!!!

you meaniemommayou!!!!

 

[firstmickey]

Don't sell yourself short. I am sure you could have been on Survivor also. They always have the slow old guy that gets voted off first.

This is the funniest thing I have seen all day!








(oops sorry Lou!)

 

[HaleyB]

Oh that’s creative. Too bad it is Indonesian and not Polynesian.

You get extra points for effort but you get negative points for funny.

Don't sell yourself short. I am sure you could have been on Survivor also. They always have the slow old guy that gets voted off first.

Sorry Lou, Tikiman funny.

Tikiman you better watch your back, he might sic his wife and her chainsaw on you.

P.S. Welcome aboard. Yorgie Shmorgie.

 

[Tikiman]

ZZUB (OUR MASTER) would like to know the island translation of melons...
is there one and is it naughty?? cuz if not I gotta find me a new name...asap...

Ipu is the Hawaiian translation of Melon and they are to be handled with care and plucked when ripe and juicy. They are of great value in the islands.

 

[MOMOFMNM]

This is the funniest thing I have seen all day!








(oops sorry Lou!)

I agree

with the worship thing...

now that is for sure!!!



loueyloulouelov I love you!! pleese!!! forgive me!!!

but a man who can work with his wood??? come on now!!!

puhlease!!!

 

[MOMOFMNM]

Ipu is the Hawaiian translation of Melon and they are to be handled with care and plucked when ripe and juicy. They are of great value in the islands.

SEE YOU GUYS!! I told ya!!!

I knew it!!


zzub was right about my melons after all...

dangit he is one smart lawyer that zzub...

and steve too....


MEL!!! LOOK I have someone I can stalk too!!! this is going to be sooooo fun!!!

grammy serve some meatloaf tonight, k??

Erin you can distract my markymark for me....

TINK quit SMOKING!! YOUR TOO pretty to smoke!! smoke, melons and dick do not mix!! dangerous combo you little minx you!!

 

[sheridac]

you'll do no such thing....what will I wear when I pick the kids up from school, huh??? A mother has to look her best at school you know...I AM A teacher....geesh

LOU please slap some sense into sher...I think her and Pooh and grammy with their kegels are steppin' on melonmamas turf...GET CONTROL OF YOUR WOMEN lou

and Aly needs to give lessons on POLE dancing cuz that sounds fun...and a good workout...and it can't hurt to have melons in that type of "class"...





Aren't they required to wear clothes on Survivor?? What a waste of talent.

A guy who works with wood is all good in my book!! FWIW

LALALALALA LYMI!!!!! YOUR SWEEEEET!!!


chappie!!! HI!!!

I don't need the sense slapped into me. I like slaps in other places . Tikiman is going to give me privates.

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

Any Moore(a) of this, and its going to Bora Bora(ing). Hi Melons

I step away for a second and this.......

The big juicy melons was too.

I've got to Keigel before I wet my pants

 

[Tikiman]

I don't need the sense slapped into me. I like slaps in other places . Tikiman is going to give me privates.

First one to sign up is free, and gets a free stay at the Polynesian!!

I am going to get them to put in a hot tub by August…

 

[Grammyof2]

This is the funniest thing I have seen all day!








(oops sorry Lou!)

Donna - are you the other half of Lou? Or as usual am I confused