The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 2

[pongoperdigirl]

HI KIM


How are ya

 

[em'smom]

I have to copy KPK's cries for attention. Someone say hi to me.

 

[GADISNEYGIRL]

...Again!

Got it? Because if a person can't spend the day hanging out here, that's depressing enough. But to not even be missed ... well. Not everyone can be a thong-wearing, spice-snacking, egg-cracking, beaver-posting HOTTIE. Some of us are only two of those things. Maybe 3. But dangit, we deserve a little love too!

There.

LY/MI,

Evidently, I'm only one of those things, and you all know which one, so no need to ponder on that, Chapter 11. Yes, I've gone back to your formal name. I go looking for a bankruptcy lawyer a few posts back, and got NUTHIN'. So unless the parsley in the couscous salad counts (Grammy??? The jury is still out on that one.), I'm hangin' out here as the thong-wearer only. Hot pink, of course.

 

[GeorgiaAristocat]

Hmmm, Horsegirl, I have a confession to make - hope you still like me after it. Maybe I should make the confession when I don't think you'll be around. That would not be fair, though. So I'm not a PD, I'm a prosecutor. But right now I collect money for Child Support from Deadbeat parents. There, I feel better now. You can still like me. I still do good work and I still don't get paid much for it. And I keep doing it b/c I love my kids and would want someone like me fighting for them if I was in a different situation. I sleep well at night. Except when I'm talking with ya'll.

YAK - Orka would make me yak. I don't think I've eaten whale. Now the slimey green stuff, on the other hand, deep fried and dipped in a little ranch sauce. It's the reason I don't fit into a size 4 string bikini.

Now, on to more important things . . .

KimmyPoo!!!!!

How's my main tech support????? We miss you, wish you were here, are waiting on baited breath for your return. Please don't keep us waiting too long.

EM'S MOM!!!!
Glad to see you're back. Don't stay away so long next time! (Are you my mother? My older sis is named Emily.)

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

I have to copy KPK's cries for attention. Someone say hi to me.

Hey em'smom.........hey Crabman!

Join the club!

 

[Chapter 11]

Frickles -- yeah, I should probably change the avatar. I don't know why I picked that particular one, other than my kids like to play Star Wars, with my son taking the role of Luke, and my daughter the role of Leia, so I ineveitably get cast as DV (he was their father, after all). Either that, or as the Wookie. I get to grunt that way. But what should I change the avatar to? That's the big dilemma. I live about 5 miles southwest of the Big Chicken, so it's between you and me. Don't golf much -- never can find the time.

 

[em'smom]

Hi Yak, thanks for saying hi to me

Hi MommyPoppins!

 

[MommyPoppins]

Hi Kim

Hi Em


Okay now, I'm off...DH is home and I haven't done a danged thing all day....

 

[Chapter 11]

Evidently, I'm only one of those things, and you all know which one, so no need to ponder on that, Chapter 11. Yes, I've gone back to your formal name. I go looking for a bankruptcy lawyer a few posts back, and got NUTHIN'. So unless the parsley in the couscous salad counts (Grammy??? The jury is still out on that one.), I'm hangin' out here as the thong-wearer only. Hot pink, of course.

Rhonda, darling, you had me at "thong". When you've said that, really, you've said all you need to. I'm here for you.

 

[GADISNEYGIRL]

Hiya Em's Mom, do you have a real name, too? Like...Jen, for instance??

I saw your post about your melons... I think you could definitely join the club. I'm pretty sure you don't need an invitation. Just melons. Which is why I'm not in it. But anyway, Hi!

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

YAK - Orka would make me yak. I don't think I've eaten whale. Now the slimey green stuff, on the other hand, deep fried and dipped in a little ranch sauce. It's the reason I don't fit into a size 4 string bikini.

I'm such a dork sometimes! Did I type Orka??? I'm tired and didn't even DIS last night! Must have been the cleaning fumes!

I mean't the green slimey stuff. It was all new to me when we were in GA. Picture me ordering UNSWEET Tea, and then asking the waitress what the heck is Okra. I can imagine what went though her head. I could here the destinct twangings of the theme to Deliverance happenin'

 

[MOMOFMNM]

KIMMMMMIIEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HI hot mama!! you know you have all those and more so flaunt it, ok???



ok now as to who to respond to first:

OMG I need me some of those stockings and that thong cuz how CUTE are those bows??? and heels?????????????? grrr!!! mama likey....nice!!! I am thinking Mel got that pic from Rhonda's vacation scrapbook but I am not sure....


ok I feel the need to say something to Mark here:

the whole bblloottttthhmmmm....thing??? or whatever you are doing....yeah that thing???

it looks waaaay cuter when I DO IT SO
TTHMMMPPLLLBLLTHH to you too sweetie...yeah you....


I would also like to state that you people are nuttier than squirrel turds, ok???


crazy....BEAVER and all....

a thong...hump...as if....just get me the dental floss and some scotch tape..



ok now what???

mommyp: I am soooo sorry to have forgotten YOU and SO NOT A PRNICESS in the perfect woman post but seriously....any woman who can birth 4 kids and be under 25???? FOR REAL girl....you are too good to even be on that post ok??
and princess so not a...you so are a....for sure....and I like you...can we all get along now?? PLEESE???

GAcat: hi!!! lawyers doing good..YEAH RIGHT...

WE believe you...sure we do


horseypoopooheygoogleeyessexysweethorseylady!!

HI!!!!

Michelle: you poor thing...just say "the kids don't need to eat everyday" and be proud that you are neglectful and a full time maelstomer...my kids has Nyquil for dinner last night, how bout that??

I ain't even going to say kidding...nope not at all...

(even though I am)

WHERE IS LALA???
and WHY did I not make zzubs reply?? huh????

I am now offended too zzubbieee!! will someone threaten to do me bodily harm so zzubb can rescue ME???? cuz I know Mark won't...he's all "heartbroken" ....
even horseygirl has a crush now
even the REVS WIFE has a crush!!!

everyone but me...seems my melons have deflated me again...so I am going to the surgeon for a brazillian BUTT lift enhancement...with super galvanized steel..so that when it is hot outside not only can you CRACK an egg on it, you can fry it too...yummmy!!!

Mel...seriously am I a freak for LIKING that thong story?? It warmed my heart and gave me thoughts of christmas when I opened up the cherry massage oils and pasties with matching hand cuffs in front of my grandmother...ahhh that was a good holiday...cuz dh got the matching "police beater stick"

 

[SoNotAPrincess]

Hi, Em!


No invitation needed to join Maelstrommer Melon Mania...just bring your melons and you're in!

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

em'smom - sure YaK's OK. I happened upon that name many many pages back.

Since I wasn't in on the Melons story, I have a question. Are they a specific type of melons?

Water?

Musk?

Honeydew?

Camp?

Balls?

Inquiring minds want to know.

 

[GADISNEYGIRL]

KIMMMMMIIEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HI hot mama!! you know you have all those and more so flaunt it, ok???



ok now as to who to respond to first:

OMG I need me some of those stockings and that thong cuz how CUTE are those bows??? and heels?????????????? grrr!!! mama likey....nice!!! I am thinking Mel got that pic from Rhonda's vacation scrapbook but I am not sure....


ok I feel the need to say something to Mark here:

the whole bblloottttthhmmmm....thing??? or whatever you are doing....yeah that thing???

it looks waaaay cuter when I DO IT SO
TTHMMMPPLLLBLLTHH to you too sweetie...yeah you....


I would also like to state that you people are nuttier than squirrel turds, ok???


crazy....BEAVER and all....

a thong...hump...as if....just get me the dental floss and some scotch tape..



ok now what???

mommyp: I am soooo sorry to have forgotten YOU and SO NOT A PRNICESS in the perfect woman post but seriously....any woman who can birth 4 kids and be under 25???? FOR REAL girl....you are too good to even be on that post ok??
and princess so not a...you so are a....for sure....and I like you...can we all get along now?? PLEESE???

GAcat: hi!!! lawyers doing good..YEAH RIGHT...

WE believe you...sure we do


horseypoopooheygoogleeyessexysweethorseylady!!

HI!!!!

Michelle: you poor thing...just say "the kids don't need to eat everyday" and be proud that you are neglectful and a full time maelstomer...my kids has Nyquil for dinner last night, how bout that??

I ain't even going to say kidding...nope not at all...

(even though I am)

WHERE IS LALA???
and WHY did I not make zzubs reply?? huh????

I am now offended too zzubbieee!! will someone threaten to do me bodily harm so zzubb can rescue ME???? cuz I know Mark won't...he's all "heartbroken" ....
even horseygirl has a crush now
even the REVS WIFE has a crush!!!

everyone but me...seems my melons have deflated me again...so I am going to the surgeon for a brazillian BUTT lift enhancement...with super galvanized steel..so that when it is hot outside not only can you CRACK an egg on it, you can fry it too...yummmy!!!

Mel...seriously am I a freak for LIKING that thong story?? It warmed my heart and gave me thoughts of christmas when I opened up the cherry massage oils and pasties with matching hand cuffs in front of my grandmother...ahhh that was a good holiday...cuz dh got the matching "police beater stick"

Ahh, Melons...I'm not even sure what to respond to first! But really, you know MarkyMark will always be there for you. You, after all, were his first cybergirl... and no matter what he says, I know he'll still take you back. Especially with the dental floss and tape.

Mel did NOT get that picture from me. Unless she stole it. Hang on, I'd better go check...

Okay, Chappie, all is forgiven. I gotta be careful. Sure don't want to lose that BCV stay...

 

[LaLa]

Hey Maelstromers.

Finally checking in. It's been busy today. Our boss took us all out to eat at one of the casinos and gave us a couple Ben Franklins to gamble on. Cool boss, huh? Beat that, ZZUB and Chapter 11. We all look forward to Secretaries Day. Now you know why.

I cannot get over how the pages are flying by here.

Somebody gimme an update. I did see that ZZUB made an appearance in order to clear his name. Love ya ZZUB. Mean it. I'm with Mel. You're gonna have to check in more often than just every now and then. We take great joy out of makin you puke, whether it be onto your keyboard or your desk drawer. Makes no difference.

Okay, remember the cell phone thing at the wake the other day? Well, there was major drama at the funeral yesterday.

A catfight broke out in front of the casket. I swear. AT THE FUNERAL. Major issues came to the surface at the most inopportune time. DH's cousin told her grandmother to shutup when she overheard her talking about her mom. DMIL called her niece a beeyotch for talking to her mom that way and then her niece pushed DMIL into the casket. (I know)

Grandma was very upset and said she just wanted to leave and have no part of it. I couldn't believe it. Very very sad and very very shocking. DH played the peacemaker and did a very good job of stepping up to the plate and diffusing the situation. I was very proud of him. But we're still kind of in shock about the whole thing.

How's that for drama? And yall thought the cell phone thing was bad.

 

[SoNotAPrincess]

Melons - I wasn't really offended. I just pretended to be offended cuz I'm twisted like that.

YAK - They are a VERY specific type of melons...but they're not included in your list. These particular melons are often found at the Poly...in a coconut bra.

There! How discreet was THAT?!?!

 

[GADISNEYGIRL]

Hold on to 16 as long as you can. Changes come around real soon make us women and men.

Nice one, YAK. Maybe we'll dig out John Cougar (Mellencamp) for tonight's 80s CD party. Since Chappie doesn't like any of my other CDs.

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

YAK - [/color]They are a VERY specific type of melons...but they're not included in your list. These particular melons are often found at the Poly...in a coconut bra.

There! How discreet was THAT?!?!

Oh! (A big light flicks on in my head)

I'm a little slow sometimes, but should of made the connection!

I'm just not a young as y'all, so you'll have to slow down for us older folks!

pppppppphhhhhhhhhhhhh....ewww!

 

[horsegirl]

Ponychickahorseygalpoodlywoodlytoodlyfillychick Where's that picture you promised me????????????

I am trying to find one with me and a horseshoe....i will tonight, k?you are sweet and you need a real boat!