The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 2

[1000thhappyhaunt]

..i think i'mgoing to be sick..what's this bout mel in/at/hanging around
the dump..like her furry/god fella said in the movie ...[the one with the
coach] that'll never do!!! let see what kind/kinder rx can we offer to make
her feel all beta-tt-her!!! let call the "moody blues" to see if i can "just/
justify a singer in a rock/rocking... roll/rollin...band/bed!! now u git better
before i recog-nanny a full check up! ..with this guy ha,ha..
you thought i was going say or .... did i scare you?
well you did me!

i read your pout ms. pongo/gone/with the ..i saw your wedding
pics..and how happy you look...hooter-nanny! well that wasn't quite right,
i sorta just hidden my refernce a lil....by the way..are pongos related to
bulldogs? and how bout those Gators!!!!!

mp..at first reading, i really thought 29 days was until you had another
lil one...we kept our last one a secret cos we had her when some was
havin grankiddies.....in fact the way my informed me wasn't too funny
either. we had a lil miff....and she anounced that she was leaving &
takin all 3 with her...i told her to leave the dog here! she then replied,
you don't git it!!!!!! i felt like she ran over me with a . dwats!

oh,boy do we have an interestin marriage..i'm not 100% sure but i think
she sprained my ankle -kicking me out of bed while i was sleepin. she a
very light sleeper & we are always contesting who gits what. i confronted
her bout it..and she got really mad/crying..next thing i know, i'm apologizing
to her..ok, lets' think bout this..most likely she sprained my ankle, and
i apolozied to her! when we got married, everybody labeled me the "bandit"
and her the ..ha! it more like the other way around!! those dirty/
smellin in/laws..she didn't have to buy the stairway to heaven because
i'm a hard worker...& soft hands to boot! /

O'Canada..it's a beautiful country and rich in culture & delights...yes
for the sake of ann of green gable[[ i from green acres]]...i really love those
Canadian BEAVER TAILS..WINGSDINGS..they' melt in your... tum-tum/tummy.
and for quaker oats! i'm not talkin bout mel..well not exactly. icould used my
mel-imagination. slowly but surely.. a pic comes into focus...oh, no..ehy did
she mentioned the general's medical test!! there go a good...fanny-asy.
then again..who's knowwhatthey say bout loolkin at the girl's mother for
the future..and seeing mel 'goddess poses..well maybe not.

let's see..dooling, spitting, choking, puking,,, on and on
[wasn't that a song?]ok whoa, who has the stories bout lickin/lapping??
can't wait for mr. zzub or some of the other guys to spit their guts out!

what i thought when i saw your pic....for the beast in me..you looked like
the real belle we met on acruise in 2002.. she was somethin vey special,
indeed..did you had a prior life as adisney princess..come clean.

all i can say guys,,, i'm so happy to see grammy & not so a princess [who
really is everything a princess needs to be!] return..i'll bet they're be washin
out your all potty mouths! . so in that way you can be more
like me!!! you'know a role model for.......

may the be with you if not then i'm sure the malestormers will!!
as for the ride..is it or is it not ??? melstorm

Geez. Wow. Thanks Lil' Grumpy. You are certifiably sweet. I've never had anyone EVER compare me to a Disney Princess. Or a goddess.

It was me you were talking about. Right? Not Loubon? I don't think you're a beast. Don't worry.

Anyway... it was very sweet and I can almost forgive you for the crack about me hanging around the dump. At least it's better than manure.

So... Melstorm! My friend.

 

[HaleyB]

Oh, it's HAley. HALEY! HALEY! I might be coming!

Excellent. Maybe we eill have enough people for an Illuminations dessert party. Except we are all on a diet. Hmmm...

I am stuck at my current weight. Lost about 15 lbs then got stuck. I think I need more exercise. Yuck. Is there a good workout I could do and Dis at the same time????

 

[GADISNEYGIRL]

Alrighty. Beth is in a play tonight. Guys and Dolls. Isn't that exciting? She's also in it tomorrow, too. That'll be REALLY exciting. As well. Seeing it twice in a row. I think. I might have to start some showtunes here.

Oh. And. My green light is STAYIN' OUT until La La's comes back on. And ZZUBie checks in. So there. I'm in spy mode. Like Bond.

I gotta go. Making a nice peppercorn jello for lunch.

I'm thinking Adelaide's Lament. Only we can call it "MellyMel's Lament." And it can be about her developing PMS symptoms because of ZZUB. And all the other ailments she's developed because of him. There's quite a list, I believe. You could have some catchy lyrics there.

I'm eating parsley for lunch. Only it's in a couscous salad. So I'm not sure if that counts.

 

[HaleyB]

Reason: I would expect nothing less from someone who read Tristram Shandy. Thought I forgot about that, didn't you?

Chappie

Ha! I forgot that you are one of the 7 other people that read that book.

 

[MommyPoppins]

Oh boy. What a morning. Jeremiah has been doing his phonics for over 2 hours. I need a and I don't even . A good strong drink...it's 12:30, that's late enough right?

He breezed through math, well, it was at least 45 minutes..

But phonics...geez. He had to write all the lowercase letters in the alphabet which took forever and tears, and threats. Then he had to read 3 sets of 4 words and write them over in alphabetical order, which was okay until the last word. Snake. It took at least 20 minutes. He kept writing the a like a q and the k like an R. I'm exhausted. He's still working on writing letters. He's had to erase and rewrite q now like 5 times.

But even though I was stressed I kept to my diet, which is good because in the last week, I cheated a couple times for dinner and gained 2 pounds. I had 1/3 cup wheat pasta with tomato sauce(no salt) and 1 wheat roll and 1 cup of strawberries and 1/2 banana..yes I'll be starving at dinner time...but if I can just do one "jump start" day a week, I'll be able to keep losing...hopefully.

MarkyMarkyandthefunkybunch: How long did it take you to lose 15 lbs?

It'd take me a year.

Now Kaleb is garbage picking again, eating a banana peel.

OKay, I have to go. I have whites to fold and the kids need assistance in picking up the house...plus Jeremiah hasn't finished those q's.

 

[GeorgiaAristocat]

Okay, having flipped through the last 14 or 15 pages, here is what I gathered is going on:

Jamal is Mensa material. So is SNAP. Haley wants to edit her drunken revelry posting, but has forgotten where she posted it. Grammy won't share her blue pills and is feeling the love, but is afraid that the rest of us aren't so invited us for supper on Friday. Paslea's DH made a guest appearance with a hilarious puking story. We have some riddler visitors who want us to return the favor. Pongo is SoNotFeelingtheLove. Java got hit with some serious hail (OMG! Tennis ball sized!). Paslea and Pongo BOTH have new avatars. MarkyMark is computer illiterate but has lost 15 lbs trying to shrink his avatar, but it is both big and small. Rhonda is both happy and sad about the last.

Does that cover it?

I missed all ya'll last night, but decided that I needed to catch up on family and, uh, sleep, so went without the spices. Now I need to head over to the other coffee shop and catch up there.

Which reminds me . . . to add to the above summary should be that Sher exposed herself on the internet. And the men were happy.

 

[FSUMARCHIEF]

MarkyMarkyandthefunkybunch: How long did it take you to lose 15 lbs?

It'd take me a year.

Now Kaleb is garbage picking again, eating a banana peel.

Not bragging here - but it only took me about 2 months. I started on Ash Wednesday, which was in February if I remember right - (40 days before Easter). I'm shooting for about 30 more and then I'll quit and just maintain.

Blessings!
MarkyMark

 

[sheridac]

GeorgiaAristocatWhich reminds me . . . to add to the above summary should be that Sher exposed herself on the internet. And the men were happy.

I was wondering when you were gonna get around to mentioning me. Geez!

 

[MommyPoppins]

Excellent. Maybe we eill have enough people for an Illuminations dessert party. Except we are all on a diet. Hmmm...

I am stuck at my current weight. Lost about 15 lbs then got stuck. I think I need more exercise. Yuck. Is there a good workout I could do and Dis at the same time????

This is what I've come up with...DISing on a lap top, while running on a treadmill.

 

[GADISNEYGIRL]

Okay, having flipped through the last 14 or 15 pages, here is what I gathered is going on:

Jamal is Mensa material. So is SNAP. Haley wants to edit her drunken revelry posting, but has forgotten where she posted it. Grammy won't share her blue pills and is feeling the love, but is afraid that the rest of us aren't so invited us for supper on Friday. Paslea's DH made a guest appearance with a hilarious puking story. We have some riddler visitors who want us to return the favor. Pongo is SoNotFeelingtheLove. Java got hit with some serious hail (OMG! Tennis ball sized!). Paslea and Pongo BOTH have new avatars. MarkyMark is computer illiterate but has lost 15 lbs trying to shrink his avatar, but it is both big and small. Rhonda is both happy and sad about the last.

Does that cover it?

I missed all ya'll last night, but decided that I needed to catch up on family and, uh, sleep, so went without the spices. Now I need to head over to the other coffee shop and catch up there.

Which reminds me . . . to add to the above summary should be that Sher exposed herself on the internet. And the men were happy.

That pretty much sums it up, Amy! As for the avatar, shall we say...situation...that must have happened after I went to bed. Honestly. He just walks into these things!!!

So, Amy, my dear, dear, knowing-how-to-sew friend... exactly how much $$$ would you charge us to make Wesley a REAL (as opposed to the no-where-near-looking-like-Prince-Phillip's-actual-costume-costume-that-they-sell-at-Disneydirect.com) Prince Phillip costume???

 

[GADISNEYGIRL]

I should also add that I don't mean one like in my siggie picture, either. I think Disney just got Prince Phillip's costume wrong all the way around. I'm talking the brown/black outfit he wears in the movie, and then the red cloak. I think. I'm confusing myself. I swear it's the cold medicine!! Or was it the parsley?

 

[GeorgiaAristocat]

Rhonda love - you buy the materials and pattern, I'll supply the sewing - no charge - don't be silly! Besides, this way I might actually meet the three of you in person!

Just tell me you don't need it before your trip next week? Please? If you do, I need to know TODAY and I'll just tell you how much the materials cost and you can pay me after. Since I am home today anyway and could go to the fabric store (or Wal-Mart, if I get really brave.)

Seriously, PM me with details . . .

 

[DisneyMommyMichelle]

hi all! how are you? it's been too long and the more i try and catch up the further and further i fall behind Gabriels Baptism went well and the brunch was awesome!

Hope everything is just peachy over here on the Viking Ship!

 

[jw50]

Last edited by sheridac : Today at 12:44 PM. Reason: just call me sonotfeelinthelove

Sheri, just remember that the guys still love you (well maybe not ZZub) and we all dreamed about your beaver last night

Now get back to work girl

 

[paslea_pooh]

Study shows secret to gas-free beans Tue Apr 25, 10:57 AM ET



WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Two strains of bacteria are the key to making beans flatulence-free, Venezuelan researchers reported on Tuesday.


They identified two bacteria, Lactobacillus casei and Lactobacillus plantarum, which can be added to beans so they cause minimal distress to those who eat them, and to those around the bean-lovers, Marisela Granito of Simon Bolivar University in Caracas, Venezuela and colleagues reported.

Flatulence is gas released by bacteria that live in the large intestine when they break down food.



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They actually spent money to RESEARCH this!

 

[MOMOFMNM]

Sheri, just remember that the guys still love you (well maybe not ZZub) and we all dreamed about your beaver last night

Now get back to work girl

see now I feel like Mel...I fall asleep ONE lousy night at 9 BECAUSE I accidentally gave myself the Nyquil instead of the KIDS...and this is what I get. Now all the Love is going to Sheridacs humps...no more juicy melons anymore...geesh men can be such barbarians...I am glad I am cyberfriends with markymark, He only coments on beavers...and that's hard to beat. Lou and JW are like the playas at the clubs on a Friday night...just waitin' to pickup any ol' broad who'll show her goods...hi boys!!! do I need to post at the coffee shop again just to get some attention around here??? hmmm???

lala: that cell phone story is disturbing....and WHY are you PMing Mel HH?? and not me???? WHY WHY WHY???? HMMM????? once again I feel ingored

where is ZZUB? WHERE??


Pooh's dh as in dear husband I think you are now an official maelstromer...have you not read the PMMS???? as in mission statement??? go back to pg 1...test later.


pongo!! helllOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! love the avatar


Mark...looks like you got the right size...pefect for sharing and viewing...WTG

Jamal: LEMON DROPS AT THE POLY WITH ME!! DO not leave me out of another alcohol-poly post ever again...got it???

GACAT: how nice of you to do that for Rhonda...I would have charged her for the sewing...and double the cost of the material. What a nice cyberfriend
you are.



mommypolypoppins: are you packing yet? I am...remember on the balcony!!!! Pictures in your TR TOO...LOTS of them, k???

no not of the balcony scene (Although I know two guys here that WOULD subscribe if you picutured that...) just of your trip...what bld are you requesting??

I am thinking samoa per advice of one of my very very popular polynesian friends (who shall reamain nameless) cuz he ain't a Maelstromer (even though I have tried to lure him over...) and I can't go around giving out all my insider secrets...

sheridac are you over your as....ss...now?? dangit...polybootybabe is going to be your new name

and congrats on that never again weight...mine is like 20 pounds away...for real...its LOW...real LOW....

plus markymark: 15 pounds in TWO months??? Holy cow...(whoops) have you been hanging with the Olsen twins or something?? geesh...I get 2 pound loss a week and think I am ready for a thong...but never actually GET one...sorry...lou...jw....

shoot I think I just talked about a thong to the rev. Appologies AGAIN Rhonda....it is not totally intentional...I hope you know that...

cuz you look like you could kick my melons..

grammy: bring some meatloaf over tonight. I'm feeling frisky and dh is 43...so meatloaf is sometimes served for breakfast, lunch, dinner and dim sum...(did I spell that right???)

do they serve meatloaf at the tea at the GF?? does anyone know?? thanks in advance.

I firmed last night and my cheeks are killing me...but LOVE that Dis on a treadmill idea!!! Sign me up...only I hate reading and running at the same time...I threw up once on the elliptical at the YMCA once from reading while running...who knew? Water looks like water when puked btw...cuz I don't eat before my running...ick.

Mel WHERE IS YOUR APPOLOGY???? I am waiting too...

tell Beth to break a leg in the play!! I love stage productions...I was Alice, the Wicked Witch....and some big afro lady in a tutu in FAME while I was in shool....yeah...the big was a stretch for me...but not the afro...and try being in a tight tutu with no panties or bra in a white leotard in front of the whole student body...I was homecommming queen that year for some reason...and chess club president...and vice principal...it was a busy year for me.


ok...did I leave anyone out???

michelle: hi!!!
snap:hello!!!!
horseygirlypoopoomellyslookalikesister: LYMI
chapter 11: your dang fine and freaking brilliant...just so you know...


haley!!! looks like I am not the only one who maelstromed while totally smashed!! it was super fun...these guys are even MORE hilarious with cheap wine and day old pizza (ok ok ok three pieces....ick) but they were way gone before any calories were ever ingested, just fyi ZZUB and dh pooh....

taco pizza and cheap wine...and a blonde...sounds like a dirty joke in the making

ok rambling...

bye

 

[GADISNEYGIRL]

see now I feel like Mel...I fall asleep ONE lousy night at 9 BECAUSE I accidentally gave myself the Nyquil instead of the KIDS...and this is what I get. Now all the Love is going to Sheridacs humps...no more juicy melons anymore...geesh men can be such barbarians...I am glad I am cyberfriends with markymark, He only coments on beavers...and that's hard to beat. Lou and JW are like the playas at the clubs on a Friday night...just waitin' to pickup any ol' broad who'll show her goods...hi boys!!! do I need to post at the coffee shop again just to get some attention around here??? hmmm???

lala: that cell phone story is disturbing....and WHY are you PMing Mel HH?? and not me???? WHY WHY WHY???? HMMM????? once again I feel ingored

where is ZZUB? WHERE??


Pooh's dh as in dear husband I think you are now an official maelstromer...have you not read the PMMS???? as in mission statement??? go back to pg 1...test later.


pongo!! helllOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! love the avatar


Mark...looks like you got the right size...pefect for sharing and viewing...WTG

Jamal: LEMON DROPS AT THE POLY WITH ME!! DO not leave me out of another alcohol-poly post ever again...got it???

GACAT: how nice of you to do that for Rhonda...I would have charged her for the sewing...and double the cost of the material. What a nice cyberfriend
you are.



mommypolypoppins: are you packing yet? I am...remember on the balcony!!!! Pictures in your TR TOO...LOTS of them, k???

no not of the balcony scene (Although I know two guys here that WOULD subscribe if you picutured that...) just of your trip...what bld are you requesting??

I am thinking samoa per advice of one of my very very popular polynesian friends (who shall reamain nameless) cuz he ain't a Maelstromer (even though I have tried to lure him over...) and I can't go around giving out all my insider secrets...

sheridac are you over your as....ss...now?? dangit...polybootybabe is going to be your new name

and congrats on that never again weight...mine is like 20 pounds away...for real...its LOW...real LOW....

plus markymark: 15 pounds in TWO months??? Holy cow...(whoops) have you been hanging with the Olsen twins or something?? geesh...I get 2 pound loss a week and think I am ready for a thong...but never actually GET one...sorry...lou...jw....

shoot I think I just talked about a thong to the rev. Appologies AGAIN Rhonda....it is not totally intentional...I hope you know that...

cuz you look like you could kick my melons..

grammy: bring some meatloaf over tonight. I'm feeling frisky and dh is 43...so meatloaf is sometimes served for breakfast, lunch, dinner and dim sum...(did I spell that right???)

do they serve meatloaf at the tea at the GF?? does anyone know?? thanks in advance.

I firmed last night and my cheeks are killing me...but LOVE that Dis on a treadmill idea!!! Sign me up...only I hate reading and running at the same time...I threw up once on the elliptical at the YMCA once from reading while running...who knew? Water looks like water when puked btw...cuz I don't eat before my running...ick.

Mel WHERE IS YOUR APPOLOGY???? I am waiting too...

tell Beth to break a leg in the play!! I love stage productions...I was Alice, the Wicked Witch....and some big afro lady in a tutu in FAME while I was in shool....yeah...the big was a stretch for me...but not the afro...and try being in a tight tutu with no panties or bra in a white leotard in front of the whole student body...I was homecommming queen that year for some reason...and chess club president...and vice principal...it was a busy year for me.


ok...did I leave anyone out???

michelle: hi!!!
snap:hello!!!!
horseygirlypoopoomellyslookalikesister: LYMI
chapter 11: your dang fine and freaking brilliant...just so you know...


haley!!! looks like I am not the only one who maelstromed while totally smashed!! it was super fun...these guys are even MORE hilarious with cheap wine and day old pizza (ok ok ok three pieces....ick) but they were way gone before any calories were ever ingested, just fyi ZZUB and dh pooh....

taco pizza and cheap wine...and a blonde...sounds like a dirty joke in the making

ok rambling...

bye

Uhhh...Melons...have you been drinking AT SCHOOL??? Reading all that made me tired. Couldn't be because we've been up late DIS'n every night for the last week.

So since YOU brought up thongs and the REV... Here is another funny story for you people.

August 4, 1998. My 25th birthday. Mark and I had been married for less than 3 months. We lived in Savannah. Right across the street from the church. And had a sunporch. Which is where our washer and dryer was housed. Along with a little kitchen table, because it wouldn't fit in the kitchen. Mark decided to throw me a surprise party. I get home from work, and there are all these people at our house for a party, woo hoo!! One of the people was the aforementioned reverend from the beaver sermon. (NO, NOT MarkyMark. The one he TALKED about.) He happened to be sitting at the little kitchen table on the sunporch. Which is where our washer and dryer was housed, did you get that?? He dropped his napkin or something. Bent down and came up with... a hot pink thong!!! I'm not sure who was (or should have been) most embarrassed about that. Me, because a preacher (not my husband) found my hot pink thong? Or him, because he (a preacher!!) picked up a young woman's hot pink thong? I think we all tried to pretend it didn't happen. (Did I mention that Mark's parents were also there? Yeah, it was really, really not funny at the time. I think my face was about the color of the thong.) But I told Mark to please not host any more surprise parties until he'd checked under the table to make sure no laundry had gotten dropped there!

And Melons, with all your lewd comments to my husband, that I so graciously ignore, you'd think you would be paying ME for...I don't know, something. So now I know if I ever need something sewn, I will NOT ask PolyMelonMom to do it!!! LY/MI!!!

 

[pongoperdigirl]

Hey my melony sista.. you got the FIRM?? I want the FIRM...can you chat with me about it some time???

 

[sheridac]

sheridac are you over your as....ss...now?? dangit...polybootybabe is going to be your new name

See - that's why we're cybersistas.

Also, nobody ever PM's me either. Well, Horsegirl did, but only because she wanted to remain anoymous. And Pongo. She loves me. I think.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

see now I feel like Mel...I fall asleep ONE lousy night at 9 BECAUSE I accidentally gave myself the Nyquil instead of the KIDS...and this is what I get. Now all the Love is going to Sheridacs humps...no more juicy melons anymore...geesh men can be such barbarians...I am glad I am cyberfriends with markymark, He only coments on beavers...and that's hard to beat. Lou and JW are like the playas at the clubs on a Friday night...just waitin' to pickup any ol' broad who'll show her goods...hi boys!!! do I need to post at the coffee shop again just to get some attention around here??? hmmm???

lala: that cell phone story is disturbing....and WHY are you PMing Mel HH?? and not me???? WHY WHY WHY???? HMMM????? once again I feel ingored

where is ZZUB? WHERE??


Pooh's dh as in dear husband I think you are now an official maelstromer...have you not read the PMMS???? as in mission statement??? go back to pg 1...test later.


pongo!! helllOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! love the avatar


Mark...looks like you got the right size...pefect for sharing and viewing...WTG

Jamal: LEMON DROPS AT THE POLY WITH ME!! DO not leave me out of another alcohol-poly post ever again...got it???

GACAT: how nice of you to do that for Rhonda...I would have charged her for the sewing...and double the cost of the material. What a nice cyberfriend
you are.



mommypolypoppins: are you packing yet? I am...remember on the balcony!!!! Pictures in your TR TOO...LOTS of them, k???

no not of the balcony scene (Although I know two guys here that WOULD subscribe if you picutured that...) just of your trip...what bld are you requesting??

I am thinking samoa per advice of one of my very very popular polynesian friends (who shall reamain nameless) cuz he ain't a Maelstromer (even though I have tried to lure him over...) and I can't go around giving out all my insider secrets...

sheridac are you over your as....ss...now?? dangit...polybootybabe is going to be your new name

and congrats on that never again weight...mine is like 20 pounds away...for real...its LOW...real LOW....

plus markymark: 15 pounds in TWO months??? Holy cow...(whoops) have you been hanging with the Olsen twins or something?? geesh...I get 2 pound loss a week and think I am ready for a thong...but never actually GET one...sorry...lou...jw....

shoot I think I just talked about a thong to the rev. Appologies AGAIN Rhonda....it is not totally intentional...I hope you know that...

cuz you look like you could kick my melons..

grammy: bring some meatloaf over tonight. I'm feeling frisky and dh is 43...so meatloaf is sometimes served for breakfast, lunch, dinner and dim sum...(did I spell that right???)

do they serve meatloaf at the tea at the GF?? does anyone know?? thanks in advance.

I firmed last night and my cheeks are killing me...but LOVE that Dis on a treadmill idea!!! Sign me up...only I hate reading and running at the same time...I threw up once on the elliptical at the YMCA once from reading while running...who knew? Water looks like water when puked btw...cuz I don't eat before my running...ick.

Mel WHERE IS YOUR APPOLOGY???? I am waiting too...

tell Beth to break a leg in the play!! I love stage productions...I was Alice, the Wicked Witch....and some big afro lady in a tutu in FAME while I was in shool....yeah...the big was a stretch for me...but not the afro...and try being in a tight tutu with no panties or bra in a white leotard in front of the whole student body...I was homecommming queen that year for some reason...and chess club president...and vice principal...it was a busy year for me.


ok...did I leave anyone out???

michelle: hi!!!
snap:hello!!!!
horseygirlypoopoomellyslookalikesister: LYMI
chapter 11: your dang fine and freaking brilliant...just so you know...


haley!!! looks like I am not the only one who maelstromed while totally smashed!! it was super fun...these guys are even MORE hilarious with cheap wine and day old pizza (ok ok ok three pieces....ick) but they were way gone before any calories were ever ingested, just fyi ZZUB and dh pooh....

taco pizza and cheap wine...and a blonde...sounds like a dirty joke in the making

ok rambling...

bye

Quit yer whining.



Ok... off to PM Melons about...