The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 2

[1000thhappyhaunt]

WOW, it's impressive that the preachers wife has thong panties, and bright pink one's at that! So maybe the coffeeshop is the better place to ask this, but what do you have to do to get used to wearing those, cause there has got to be a trick to getting used having a string you know where!

Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

Alrighty. I'll jump in here. But it could get dicey.

The trick to wearing a THONG (that's for Rhonda) of any sort is... practice. Just like riding a bike. Or sword swallowing. It's all in getting used to the sensation. Of butt floss. If you will. Initially it's like having celery stuck between your teeth. Irritating. Uncomfortable. And it feels larger than life. Just like the celery in your teeth does. But you persevere because it looks good in pants. Panty lines are NOT a FASTPASS! And finally you become used to it. And appreciate it. Sorta. Plus... there are some benefits to a thong bikini. Somewhere private. With your husband.

It got me the DVC, BABY!!!!!

I think.

Or else it was all the whining, pleading and "hmmmf-ing" a la Marky Mark.

Blessings, Mel.

 

[horsegirl]

shimshimeree- all this attention seeking! What about the girls with the 'great personalities'? Don't they get attention? Geesh, ya have to flash tail and melons to get the love?

Hi all

BTW, all this trash talk is disturbing, my children want to know what a beaver looks like. I thought this was a family site. I guess I can't let my children roam the internet unattended for 4 hours again. willikers....

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

shimshimeree- all this attention seeking! What about the girls with the 'great personalities'? Don't they get attention? Geesh, ya have to flash tail and melons to get the love?

Hi all

BTW, all this trash talk is disturbing, my children want to know what abeaver looks like. I thought this was a family site. I guess I can't let my children roam the internet unattended for 4 hours again. willikers....

I know, I know... BABYHORSEPONYGIRLIEPUPPYKITTENBOY!!!!

These people are OUT of CONTROL. Here.

They make me... and Lil' Grumpy positively blush. In fact... I got out last night when the getting was good. Before all the beavertalk got goin'. I think. Yep. I'm pretty sure I bailed to make dinner and hang out with the rest of the happyhaunts. You know the worst of the bunch are Da Rev and Rhonda. Seriously.

AND... my DH only respects and loves me for... my mind. And my delicious bay leaf wraps. Which we're having for dinner. Again tonight. Thanks to people who will remain unmentionable. And on "ignore".

Oh. I've got a really good THONG story for you all. Back in a flash.

Bye BABYHORSEYTOODLELYDOO!!!!

 

[Mumbler]

Alrighty. I'll jump in here. But it could get dicey.

The trick to wearing a THONG (that's for Rhonda) of any sort is... practice. Just like riding a bike. Or sword swallowing. It's all in getting used to the sensation. Of butt floss. If you will. Initially it's like having celery stuck between your teeth. Irritating. Uncomfortable. And it feels larger than life. Just like the celery in your teeth does. But you persevere because it looks good in pants. Panty lines are NOT a FASTPASS! And finally you become used to it. And appreciate it. Sorta. Plus... there are some benefits to a thong bikini. Somewhere private. With your husband.

It got me the DVC, BABY!!!!!

I think.

Or else it was all the whining, pleading and "hmmmf-ing" a la Marky Mark.

Blessings, Mel.

Thanks for the 411! All of the pain and suffering would be Sooooo worth it if it got me DVC!!!

Wait a minute, I do the budgeting and bill paying, DH just goes along for the ride, We'd start staying at DVC hotels and I'd just tell him it's new hotel we're trying. Seriously, he'd NEVER know.

 

[horsegirl]

Thanks for the 411! All of the pain and suffering would be Sooooo worth it if it got me DVC!!!

Wait a minute, I do the budgeting and bill paying, DH just goes along for the ride, We'd start staying at DVC hotels and I'd just tell him it's new hotel we're trying. Seriously, he'd NEVER know.

ah ha ha haaaa!- So mumbler- your're a gal and a sharp one too! You got my number, baby! My Dh doesn't ask, as long as there are no utility shut off notices or late fees on the credit cards! It's awesome. He just can't understand where all the money went since we aren't paying as much daycare. I just keep sayin 'inflation, dear, inflation'.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Thanks for the 411! All of the pain and suffering would be Sooooo worth it if it got me DVC!!!

Wait a minute, I do the budgeting and bill paying, DH just goes along for the ride, We'd start staying at DVC hotels and I'd just tell him it's new hotel we're trying. Seriously, he'd NEVER know.

Hey don't mention it. No problem.

That's what I'm here for. Your friendly, helpful, sensitive tourguide.

BTW... all kidding aside. My DH buying the DVC was strictly a HUGE, MAJOR, WONDERFUL and completely unexpected SURPRISE!!!! It was amazing. Of course that WAS the year he bought the frying pan for Christmas. And the DVC in February. Hummmmm...

 

[jw50]

BTW, all this trash talk is disturbing, my children want to know what a beaver looks like. I thought this was a family site. I guess I can't let my children roam the internet unattended for 4 hours again. willikers....

horsegirl, don't you let your kids watch nature shows? This will show them what beavers look like:

http://www.nhptv.org/Natureworks/beaver.htm

 

[horsegirl]

horsegirl, don't you let your kids watch nature shows? This will show them what beavers look like:

http://www.nhptv.org/Natureworks/beaver.htm

mergatroid!?%$!@! live action beavers! My god the feds should be confiscating your pc soon.....

 

[sheridac]

Thanks for the 411! All of the pain and suffering would be Sooooo worth it if it got me DVC!!!

Wait a minute, I do the budgeting and bill paying, DH just goes along for the ride

Uh...then maybe he should be wearing the thong?

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

The edit in post #3951 is...really quite funny!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[horsegirl]

Mel for the love of ghosts please stop the stalking mode, and turn your light on. Zzub has left us because he does not believe in polygamy, unlike mark, and the other classy gents at our table. He is never coming back.

 

[FSUMARCHIEF]

Mel for the love of ghosts please stop the stalking mode, and turn your light on. Zzub has left us because he does not believe in polygamy, unlike mark, and the other classy gents at our table.

Huh? Polygamy? Me?

Blessings!
MarkyMark

 

[Chapter 11]

Uh...then maybe he should be wearing the thong?

That's just ... wow.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Mel for the love of ghosts please stop the stalking mode, and turn your light on. Zzub has left us because he does not believe in polygamy, unlike mark, and the other classy gents at our table. He is never coming back.

Do you really think so?

 

[sheridac]

Do you really think so?

I don't. I think he's on stalker mode. Just like someone else I know.

 

[horsegirl]

Do you really think so?

I don't know he's not a swinger like da rev and chappie and jdub. I can't say lou cause i got called a hussie on his fan club thread. You guys know him better than me. I don't know, it's not like I understand people or anything.....

 

[horsegirl]

Huh? Polygamy? Me?

Blessings!
MarkyMark

Seethis is what I'm saying Markymark's a swinga- he knows we're razzin...

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

I don't know he's not a swinger like da rev and chappie and jdub. I can't say lou cause i got called a hussie on his fan club thread. You guys know him better than me. I don't know, it's not like I understand people or anything.....

Wow.

I'm so sad.

I really like ZZUB. And not in any untoward way. I just like teasing him. And I think he's funny and smart. I look up to him. I feel terrible. If he misunderstood. Anything here. Wow. I gotta say. Wow. I'm sad. Gotta go.

 

[jw50]

Last edited by sheridac : Today at 04:36 PM. Reason: I am the good girl, good I tell you. I would never wear a thong. I prefer au natural.

I think Sheri is a VERY good girl

 

[MOMOFMNM]

mel

do not feel bad!!!

he has a great sense of humor and I know he is not (all that) offended!!!

I am sure he is just in some trial or jury lottery or something like that...


your cool chick