The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 2

[HaleyB]

I need to share this video with you.

fair warning: this video contains foul language and lots of off-camera violence against balloons.

Lookatmebeingserious.com

copy and paste it folks. Enjoy.

 

[Chapter 11]

What did I tell you about those big words????

Apparently, it's not only the words that are big ....

 

[firstmickey]

There's more where that came from....

OMG people.....don't let him bring out the Scary Chicken.!

 

[Lil' Grumpy]

..i think i'mgoing to be sick..what's this bout mel in/at/hanging around
the dump..like her furry/god fella said in the movie ...[the one with the
coach] that'll never do!!! let see what kind/kinder rx can we offer to make
her feel all beta-tt-her!!! let call the "moody blues" to see if i can "just/
justify a singer in a rock/rocking... roll/rollin...band/bed!! now u git better
before i recog-nanny a full check up! ..with this guy ha,ha..
you thought i was going say or .... did i scare you?
well you did me!

i read your pout ms. pongo/gone/with the ..i saw your wedding
pics..and how happy you look...hooter-nanny! well that wasn't quite right,
i sorta just hidden my refernce a lil....by the way..are pongos related to
bulldogs? and how bout those Gators!!!!!

mp..at first reading, i really thought 29 days was until you had another
lil one...we kept our last one a secret cos we had her when some was
havin grankiddies.....in fact the way my informed me wasn't too funny
either. we had a lil miff....and she anounced that she was leaving &
takin all 3 with her...i told her to leave the dog here! she then replied,
you don't git it!!!!!! i felt like she ran over me with a . dwats!

oh,boy do we have an interestin marriage..i'm not 100% sure but i think
she sprained my ankle -kicking me out of bed while i was sleepin. she a
very light sleeper & we are always contesting who gits what. i confronted
her bout it..and she got really mad/crying..next thing i know, i'm apologizing
to her..ok, lets' think bout this..most likely she sprained my ankle, and
i apolozied to her! when we got married, everybody labeled me the "bandit"
and her the ..ha! it more like the other way around!! those dirty/
smellin in/laws..she didn't have to buy the stairway to heaven because
i'm a hard worker...& soft hands to boot! /

O'Canada..it's a beautiful country and rich in culture & delights...yes
for the sake of ann of green gable[[ i from green acres]]...i really love those
Canadian BEAVER TAILS..WINGSDINGS..they' melt in your... tum-tum/tummy.
and for quaker oats! i'm not talkin bout mel..well not exactly. icould used my
mel-imagination. slowly but surely.. a pic comes into focus...oh, no..ehy did
she mentioned the general's medical test!! there go a good...fanny-asy.
then again..who's knowwhatthey say bout loolkin at the girl's mother for
the future..and seeing mel 'goddess poses..well maybe not.

let's see..dooling, spitting, choking, puking,,, on and on
[wasn't that a song?]ok whoa, who has the stories bout lickin/lapping??
can't wait for mr. zzub or some of the other guys to spit their guts out!

what i thought when i saw your pic....for the beast in me..you looked like
the real belle we met on acruise in 2002.. she was somethin vey special,
indeed..did you had a prior life as adisney princess..come clean.

all i can say guys,,, i'm so happy to see grammy & not so a princess [who
really is everything a princess needs to be!] return..i'll bet they're be washin
out your all potty mouths! . so in that way you can be more
like me!!! you'know a role model for.......

may the be with you if not then i'm sure the malestormers will!!
as for the ride..is it or is it not ??? melstorm

 

[HaleyB]

Oh c'mon people -- please tell me I'm not the only one who found the juxtaposition of these two posts hysterically funny ....

Nice collocation

Yeah I can use big words too

And speaking of juxtapositions

I need to go to bed now. Cause the rug rats get up at 6:30 for school and I have a breakfast date with the girls (not the PTA girls though).

 

[HaleyB]

Hey lil' Grumpy glad you stopped in!

Have you been to the other coffee shop yet? This thread makes more sense if you read its evil twin on lodge boards . com (take out spaces) We are in the Den.

LY/MI

 

[Chapter 11]

Nice collocation

Yeah I can use big words too

And speaking of juxtapositions

I need to go to bed now. Cause the rug rats get up at 6:30 for school and I have a breakfast date with the girls (not the PTA girls though).

Again with the "big". You've got a one-track mind ...

 

[pongoperdigirl]

Your score was 21 out of 30. That is a very good score, you would have a good chance of passing the Mensa test.
Please note that the Mensa Workout is NOT the official Mensa test, and your score will not qualify or disqualify you for membership.



hehehe...and I didn't even take the time to answer all of them so there...

Yes, I went and did the mensa workout...I was curious to see if I could hack it. I was in gifted classes since first grade up until I graduated high school. I could go on, but I am not going to brag....

Now I should apply and take their test...

 

[paslea_pooh]

Mark I'll PM you my e-mail address. E-mail it to me before you hurt yourself.

The ever helpful Lou. MarkyMark has a congregation to watch over, it's best he not hurt himself.

 

[paslea_pooh]

Your score was 21 out of 30. That is a very good score, you would have a good chance of passing the Mensa test.
Please note that the Mensa Workout is NOT the official Mensa test, and your score will not qualify or disqualify you for membership.



hehehe...and I didn't even take the time to answer all of them so there...

Yes, I went and did the mensa workout...I was curious to see if I could hack it. I was in gifted classes since first grade up until I graduated high school. I could go on, but I am not going to brag....

Now I should apply and take their test...

Have I told you lately, that I love your Avatar? I love it...Judas Priest you rule..even with spots!!

 

[pongoperdigirl]

Have I told you lately that I love yours too....it's pooh cute (get it pooh/too, I crack myself up)

 

[sheridac]

OMG People!

I have come to a singular conclusion this am as I am infusing the java directly into my veins:

I must not stay up dissing past 11pm or I can no longer continue to be that sassy hottie you all know and love.

Have a great day.

 

[Loubon]

I must not stay up dissing past 11pm or I can no longer continue to be that sassy hottie you all know and love.

I thought it was because you were up dissing past 11 PM that you became that sassie hottie that we all know and love????

 

[sheridac]

I thought it was because you were up dissing past 11 PM that you became that sassie hottie that we all know and love????

Go back and read the posts Lou. I was sassy and a hottie WAY before 11!

 

[Loubon]

No argument there.

 

[javamom]

Mark, hope Lou got ya hooked up with that image compression thingy you needed done.

Off to work and lots of java!

 

[MommyPoppins]

So what'd I miss??? Gotta go back and read a couple of pages. Hope everyone has a good day.

Why suddenly does my cell phone have NO SERVICE at my house? It's worked fine before. See, this is why I hate spending money on cells phones, they suck.

 

[LaLa]

Just hopped on for a minute or two while DS is lazily getting ready for school.

Gotta funeral to go to today. DH's step grandfather died. DH is a pallbearer. I don't like funerals. But it's family, so you know, we gotta be there. Last night at the wake, DH's niece and nephew were there. They are 6 and 9. We didn't bring our kids, my mom kept them for us. Anyway, DNeph and DNiece kept going up and climbing on the altar beside the casket and butting in front of the man's elderly brothers/sister/other family members. At one point, DNeph was taking pictures of the dearly departed WITH A CELL PHONE.

Does that majorly bother anyone other than us? They weren't the only ones taking pics, and I have seen that done before, but a 9 year old struttin' on up in front of grieving elderly people and stickin' a cell phone up to the body and taking a picture? Oh yeah, the camera is programmed to go " Saaaay Cheeeeeeese" when you take the picture. I swear. Really.


Yeah, and Grammy: stop shippin' that laced meatloaf to the Maelstromers. It's makin' em all waaaaay too froggy.

 

[Frickles]

Frickles is a certified hottie too

Awwww...thanks jw50! I know you can barely see the picture....Lou, can you help me? I have an avatar I want to put in too but I can't...it is too big. (and no, it isn't marky's avatar)


LaLa...that is freaky. Sorry to hear about the death your family, but the cell phone saying 'say cheese' is just toooooo much....kind of creepydee.

 

[MommyPoppins]

Lil' Grumpy - Nope, no baby on the way here. I actually completely banned water...too many pregnant woman at one time at church. I guess it sucked to get run over by a farting head on a moped, huh? Or was that a good thing? My last one was a real surprise...one afternoon I woke up from a nap I didn't know I took and all at once I realized I was pregnant...I never take naps. Sure enough, I got up, took a test(I always have them on hand) and yep, 2 pink lines..what a shock!

Lala Yikes, that is kinda sicko..