The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 2

[DisneyMommyMichelle]

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Last edited by ZZUB : Today at 09:48 PM. Reason: Recon what his email address would be?
somewhereintexasavillageismissingitsidiot.com

THIS was hilarious!!!!!!!

 

[Chapter 11]

Eh hem. And which spice girl would I be then??

Sassy Spice, of course.

 

[Grammyof2]

This is insane. I have 4 email addresses. 1 - crap, 2 - business, 3 other crap that I don't want to go to crap 1, and 4 - personal, people I like.

I just went through almost 1 1/2 hours of email. 110 emails in personal - #4. Please I need a life where the sun shines.

Pooh - please tell me that you ran out there and got all that stuff. Ebay is calling your name. hooP won't care if you are a trash picker. Some of my BF's are trash, er pickers.

 

[sheridac]

Last edited by Grammyof2 : Today at 01:29 PM. Reason: sheri - the confessional is open

no it's not Grammy. I'm living there now. My light is lit in perpetuity.

 

[Grammyof2]

no it's not Grammy. I'm living there now. My light is lit in perpetuity.

I can't light a candle for you cause I'm not Catholic, so I will do the redneck thing and hold up my lighter.

 

[2infinity&B-ond]

So, the moral of this story is – I am proud to be Grammy. There is no sweeter music than a little voice that says “I love you, Grammy”. My wish is that each of you get to experience the same euphoria that I do every time I see their faces or hear their voice.

As my grandchildren say “Granddad is great he made us chocolate cake. Grammy is great, Yeah God” I didn’t teach them that but I sure love to hear it.

Grammy while reading your post I got goosebumps. And a little teary eyed.

Reading your post actually made me think a lot of my Mom. I am her child who did things "My Way". When she met my (at the time) boyfriend, she hoped he would be a passing phase. I met him at a party when I was home from my freshman year of college. The first time he came to pick me up he was 3 hours late (he says I gave him bad directions, I think he just got lost). He had what some refer to as a 'wife beater' on with a tatoo on his arm, and he was driving a Bronco that was in danger of falling apart if he went over a bump too fast. (I could go on, but I won't).

I married him about a year later, at the age of 20...before finishing college...and started having kids right away. (I left school to become a Mom.) This was VERY hard on my parents. But, because she is my mom, she supported me in my decision. She was there when I had my ultrasound to find out the baby's sex. When she found out her first grand-daughter would be a girl, she began a diary for her. She too says there is nothing like seeing the happy faces of her grandchildren, and hearing them say "I love you".

Now she is glad that I made the decision to do what was right for ME, even if it wasn't the easy way to do things. Oh, and she learned that you should never judge a book by it's cover, cause my DH is the greatest guy, he loves me a lot! He would move heaven and earth for me if I asked!

 

[jw50]

Eh hem. And which spice girl would I be then??

"Posh Spice", "Baby Spice", "Scary Spice", "Sexy Spice" and "Sporty Spice".

I think you are all of them, depending on the time of day and your mood. But if it was only one it would be, without a doubt, "Sexy Spice"

 

[sheridac]

"Posh Spice", "Baby Spice", "Scary Spice", "Sexy Spice" and "Sporty Spice".

I think you are all of them, depending on the time of day and your mood. But if it was only one it would be, without a doubt, "Sexy Spice"

Oh, JW Sweetie, you know me sooo well!

 

[Grammyof2]

"Posh Spice", "Baby Spice", "Scary Spice", "Sexy Spice" and "Sporty Spice".

I think you are all of them, depending on the time of day and your mood. But if it was only one it would be, without a doubt, "Sexy Spice"

Enough sucking up. OK that is making me just a little nauseous. Now I gotta go smell the Old Spice.

 

[jw50]

Oh, JW Sweetie, you know me sooo well!

And "Posh" would be a very close second

 

[jw50]

Enough sucking up. OK that is making me just a little nauseous. Now I gotta go smell the Old Spice.

Sorry Grammy

 

[Master Gracie]

Ok, so DW and I attended Chase's birthday party over the weekend. He turned 6.

It was a pirate themed party.

So, he dressed up in full pirate regalia and his mother had pirate face cut-outs with the rubber band type strings that go around your head for the rest of us.

We were all looking ready for a bit of pillaging when the pictures started.

So here I am, sitting there looking appropriately piratey and the kids were all getting their picture taken behind me. I hear one of Chase's other uncles taking a picture. When he snapped the shot, Chase did the pirate thing and gave him a good ARRRRRRHHHH.

One of Chase's cousins (roughly 4 years old) was in the picture too. So Chase's uncle, the cousin's father, asked his son, "Are you going to say ARRHH too?"

To which the son replied....


"ARRRHHHHH Too."

Without missing a beat, Trent, known to the world as Spiderman, chimed in with, "Dee Too."

They've evidently been watching some Lucas lately.

 

[sheridac]

Enough sucking up. OK that is making me just a little nauseous. Now I gotta go smell the Old Spice.

Aww, Grammy, quit pickin' on JW. He can't help it if I'm all those things he said!

 

[jamal]

Grammy, I read your story--twice. Once again, you've made my day. BTW, the house next door is still for sale if you need a southern estate. I can walk to four grocery stores so spices are never a problem.

Could some of you come over this afternoon and help DS12 make spaghetti for a crowd for his boy scout project? I see sauce all over my kitchen. Help a girl out please.

 

[AshClan]

Okay, I have to share a couple from my 11 yr old son:

Sunday night, DH was bringing the boys home from a visit to his mother for Mother's Day (I got to stay home and relax). When the boys asked about dinner, DH told then that we had leftover pasta in the fridge. We had some leftover shells and some leftover ziti, so they could mix them together. My 11 year old said, "No, that would be sheety!"

He also commented to me a couple of weeks ago when he saw the latest cover of People, with Donald & Melania and the new baby on the cover. He said, incredulously, "DONALD TRUMP has a KID?!?" I responded that, "Yes, he actually has several, why?" He replied (now mind you, he's never seen The Apprentice, this is just from his knowledge of pop culture), "Well, he just doesn't strike me as a family-type of guy." I thought that was pretty insightful for an 11 yr old....

 

[MOMOFMNM]

you can't blame Derek for falling in love with Meredith...it was ADDISON who he found in bed with his best friend. He was simply trying to move on. It would be EXTREMELY hard to repair damage like that, doable? Yes. Possibly. But not for me. This was me in real life and when someone steps over those boudaries like that, its over and done.

Was she trying so hard when she was bedding the other hottie?? Nope. Excuses, excuses...I know she has many but I don't care. I was married to a complete jack a... and I never once thought about doing that....

but apparenly I was too nice to him... and got kicked down for it.

OH GEESH....now I sound bitter all over a show!!!!!! This is crazy~~

I need to move on!!

lala!!
nicolemarie!!!
frickles~~
JW, LOU
Sher:
horsey:
zzub:
tinkypoo!!
pongojen
poops: Please keep your bedroom pics to yourself today!!! As I am sure those sheets are being burned as we speak...
chappie!!!! SLAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ED: please stay safe and dry!!!
grammy LLK
GACAT
Rhoda hope Wesley is feeling better!!! Piper too KPK!!!
where has mushy been lately??
lilly!! have fun!! bad girl style!!!
markymark:
master G: I am totally stumped and anything older than 86 or so I was too young to remember so I get an "exception" for that one, I think...


HI ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[jamal]

Hi Jennnnnn!!!!!!!!!!

 

[jw50]

master G: I am totally stumped and anything older than 86 or so I was too young to remember so I get an "exception" for that one, I think...

C3PO

 

[jw50]

Last edited by sheridac : Today at 02:13 PM. Reason: no, he can't.

I think you know me too well also

 

[horsegirl]

Might as well say "sorry" to Horsey too while I am at it

JW I am not a puritan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!