The Mad Chatters thread Part 9

[momrek06]

Just Keep Drinking!

A guy walks into a bar, sits down and says to the bartender, “Quick pour me twelve drinks.”
So the bartender pours him twelve shots and the guy starts shooting them back really fast, one after another. The bartender says to the guy, “Boy you are drinking those drinks really fast.”

The guys says, “Well, you would be drinking really fast too if you had what I''ve got.”

The bartender says, “What''ve you got?”

The guy says, “75 cents.”

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Well, I will say for all the partying you have been doing, you type like a GENIUS.....

 

[Toot Sweet]

Ohhh...that sounds fabulous!!!

I am fine. DH and I just left Logan/Boston...put my older son on a flight to Scotland to spend the holidays with his bro at the University.

I am tracking his flight across the ocean.

Thursday I have the rest of my sisters all coming for dinner!!!

So no kids for Thanksgiving this year? I'm glad you'll have your sisters. I have no idea what we're going for Thanksgiving now. My dad was supposed to come next week and we'd all feast together, but now that they switched up the plans and came this week instead, I have no idea.

 

[paigevz]

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Well, I will say for all the partying you have been doing, you type like a GENIUS.....

That was copy and paste!

 

[momrek06]

So no kids for Thanksgiving this year? I'm glad you'll have your sisters. I have no idea what we're going for Thanksgiving now. My dad was supposed to come next week and we'd all feast together, but now that they switched up the plans and came this week instead, I have no idea.

Nope, no kids....all adults this year!!!

We are going full steam ahead with meals and they will be here all weekend as well!!

Some T-day and then serious shopping and more for Europe then XMAS...clothes and more clothes

 

[Toot Sweet]

I'm so glad we only have a 3-day work week coming up. I need a break!!

 

[momrek06]

Bon and Paige must be busy on another thread

I will go check out the CB

 

[Toot Sweet]

I'm not busy!

It feels like the DIS is dead tonight.

 

[paigevz]

Signs That You're A Drunk

1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects.

2. You have to hold on to the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

3. Your job starts to interfere with your drinking.

4. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.

5. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.

6. You sincerely believe alcohol is the elusive 5th food group.

7. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case Coincidence?!?!?

8. Two hands and just one mouth now THAT'S a drinking problem.

9. You've fallen and can't get up.

10. You fall off the floor

11. Hey, 5 beers have just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!

12. Your idea of cutting back is less salt.

 

[momrek06]

...anybody...i must a nobody

 

[Toot Sweet]

...anybody...i must a nobody

What are you talking about, Karen? You're FABULOUS!!

 

[paigevz]

I sisorry Kar, I havnieng rroubtle posting.

 

[momrek06]

I sisorry Kar, I havnieng rroubtle posting.

really

 

[paigevz]

really

Yeah.

 

[paigevz]

thinks I ought to eat soem dingere dinere dinner Kar?

 

[momrek06]

thinks I ought to eat soem dingere dinere dinner Kar?

i guess

 

[paigevz]

I thiank soem chicken wings and milk?

Wheat'd you have for ndinnger, dinner.?

 

[Rella Bella]

...anybody...i must a nobody

Please don't cry Kar... I love you!

Do you have an update about the young man that was robbed?? I hope he's doing okay.

 

[Rella Bella]

Hi Paige

Hi Bonnie

What you all up to tonight??

 

[momrek06]

Please don't cry Kar... I love you!

Do you have an update about the young man that was robbed?? I hope he's doing okay.

HEY RELLA BELLA BABY!!!!

How goes it tonight???

Yes, the young man is doing very very well. He was shot in the chest and shoulder.

WALMART has given him and all his friends that were waiting and robbed ALL are getting PS3's!!!

 

[paigevz]

Hiyua RB, I a m PUUI PUI....................PUI................