The Mad Chatters thread Part 7

[cyjmhill]

It's sneaking up behind someone and pulling their pants down to their ankles. Good time, huh?

 

[mom2taylorandemily]

DH and I do it to each other all the time....plus we do it to the kids.

Know what I do when DH has only his undies on and he is bent over the sink brushing his teeth? I stick Q-tips in his crack.

You all are such fun!!!!

 

[Al and Kate's Mom]

DH and I do it to each other all the time....plus we do it to the kids.

Know what I do when DH has only his undies on and he is bent over the sink brushing his teeth? I stick Q-tips in his crack.

I just tinkled on myself...thanks a lot.

 

[Disney4Drew]

DH and I do it to each other all the time....plus we do it to the kids.

Know what I do when DH has only his undies on and he is bent over the sink brushing his teeth? I stick Q-tips in his crack.

Yep, sounds like my house!!! DS is 3 and has done it to me a few times. The q-tip trick is new to me....

 

[cyjmhill]

note- when visting bonnie wear suspenders

 

[mom2taylorandemily]

Cy, you are full of yourself tonight!

 

[Disney4Drew]

Nice butt, Cy

 

[Bbgrizzle]

There was an episode of Will & Grace where Jack and Will were competing over a guy and they decided that they would go in and talk to the guy like calm, civilized adults and ask him to decide. So they go into the room with the guy, and Jack pantses Will and takes off running.

DH and I kept rewinding that scene and watching it over and over and over; laughing like hyenas every time!!

 

[mom2taylorandemily]

There was an episode of Will & Grace where Jack and Will were competing over a guy and they decided that they would go in and talk to the guy like calm, civilized adults and ask him to decide. So they go into the room with the guy, and Jack pantses Will and takes off running.

DH and I kept rewinding that scene and watching it over and over and over; laughing like hyenas every time!!

 

[cyjmhill]

Cy, you are full of yourself tonight!

Bonnie wanted to pants me so I let her have it.

 

[Bbgrizzle]

Yep, sounds like my house!!! DS is 3 and has done it to me a few times. The q-tip trick is new to me....

Girl, you gotta try it.....it never gets old for me. I guffaw every time!

 

[cyjmhill]

Nice butt, Cy

Thanks!!!

 

[Al and Kate's Mom]

Things I've Learned from My Children

1. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
2. A 3-year-old is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

3. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42-pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a superman cape. It is strong enough, however, to spread paint on all four walls of a large room.

5. When using the ceiling fan as a baseball bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6. The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it's already too late.

8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9. A six-year-old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year-old man says they can only do it in the movies. A magnifying glass can start a fire even on an overcast day.

10. Certain Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a six-year-old.

11. "Play-Doh" and "microwave" should never be used in the same sentence.

12. Super glue is forever.

13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15. VCRs do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. foot house 4 inches deep.

17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise in a moving car.

18. You probably do not want to know what that odor is.

19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens.

20. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy. It will, however, make cats dizzy.

21. Cats spit up twice their body weight when dizzy.

 

[Disney4Drew]

Girl, you gotta try it.....it never gets old for me. I guffaw every time!

You said guffaw....

 

[Bbgrizzle]

Bonnie wanted to pants me so I let her have it.

Oh, you're goin' down, Cy. But it'll be when you're least expecting it.....

 

[Bbgrizzle]

OKay, I'm going now. Good night, friends!

 

[Disney4Drew]

Night, night

 

[mom2taylorandemily]

Well, I gotta go to bed, church tomorrow!!

 

[cyjmhill]

Oh, you're goin' down, Cy. But it'll be when you're least expecting it.....

Bring it on Girl!!!

 

[Al and Kate's Mom]

Nite bb