The Mad Chatters thread Part 18

[jbmom]

OOOoooh thanks! Very good picture. If you were fuzzy from the Grey Goos slushies (fabulous choice btw) - then you should have taken some pictures modeling the fez headwear for us!

I do have the pics in the fez headwear, but alas I'm trying to retain some dignity and refuse to post such drivel.

Hi Hags! I am actually eating something HEALTHY for lunch! Can you believe it? I'm not eating chocolate!

Squid, I've read the Twilight books too. So has Wendy and Angus and Bex and Shannon. I must say the final book was L-A-M-E!! I was not impressed.

Bex, I love the Morrocco pic! Wish I were there now!

Have a great day, all!

What is wrong with you are you ill? Chocolate is the lunch of champs and hags alike! How are you? I have been laying low with my illness trying to scare it away by letting my hair airdry and going frizzy.

I agree with the final Twilight book. I read it all in 2 days and kept expecting it to get better. What a let down!

Mmmm... Now why can't they sell that flavor at 7-Eleven?

And you know I'm up for boozing anytime! I can even call us a cab-- I'm urban-savvy like that.

7-Eleven would have so much more business if they filled the slurpee machine with those!

You do realize that boozing for Bonnie=2. You may want to pace her by pouring Smirnoff Ices into shot glasses and rationing 3 shots per hour if you want a real night out.

Well why wouldn't I hide from you, Squid? You've announced to the world that I grab tatas and chuck sopping wet paper towels over the bathroom stall at people. Now they'll see me coming from a mile away...You took away my fun!

Some of us have faced your antics in real life and lived to tell about it. But I ain't tellin, there are others you may meet someday that need to be surprised and surprised they will be!

 

[Squidrific]

You do realize that boozing for Bonnie=2. You may want to pace her by pouring Smirnoff Ices into shot glasses and rationing 3 shots per hour if you want a real night out.

I agree with this although - I will admit that the lady likes her Captains Mai Tais! Whereas I am much less particular - I just like the booze!

So do you ladies have your tiaras ready for this February meet?

 

[UtahMama]

Ooo, he's nice and chocolately isnt' he?

We are doing a little meet at the very end of Jan/early feb for like four days, staying at CBR. Scrounge up a roomie and join us!

Ya'll hear that? Everyone's invited! so far it's just Shannon/me and Wilma/Angie.

Gotta head back to work now, catch you hags later! bye!

A scrounged-up roomie huh? I'm thinking of one

Can we jump on the beds? Is there a fridge for Pepsi products? Is it ok if we don't make "rope drop"...ever? Is there room for my cosmetics TRUNK? Does anyone have an aversion to cellulite? Hmmm.

Not too much - just soccer as usual. Fighting with Dennis because of the move-out, etc. Good times!

I've also had the worst sinus infection and headache. In fact, I named my migraine "Bonnie".

Well see now, here's the thing. I'm much more of a poker than an actual grabber per say. Although I do more poking when I've had a beverage or two. Now I like to stay a bit liquored up at the meets so its a ta-ta free for all. Is that why I haven't been invited back again?

I poke and grab after two beverages. Just sayin'.

Sudafed...need me to bring you some?
Google: Netty Pot...gross but it'll help you, I promise!

See? I mother EVERYone! or is it SMother?

 

[2girlsmom]

Hi, Bonnie! My kids are good, Meag is going to a birthday "party" this afternoon, here's the party. At 3:30 (when school gets out) a LIMO will pick up the party guests and they will drive around in the limo for 2 hours, ending at the mall at 5:30, where they will eat pizza, then the mother will give each guest a $25 gift certificate for the mall to spend however they want, then the parents pick them up @ 7:30. So a limo ride, pizza and shopping... is that crazy or what?!? Catie is SO jealous of Meag!

I am a lightweight too, Bon. I managed to drink 6 drinks over 4 hours (5 of which were wine) but I don't really remember anything for about 3 hours following that. That was my one and only occasion of being drunk, and it was fun, but I wish I remembered it better.

 

[Squidrific]

A scrounged-up roomie huh? I'm thinking of one

Can we jump on the beds? Is there a fridge for Pepsi products? Is it ok if we don't make "rope drop"...ever? Is there room for my cosmetics TRUNK? Does anyone have an aversion to cellulite? Hmmm.




I poke and grab after two beverages. Just sayin'.

Sudafed...need me to bring you some?
Google: Netty Pot...gross but it'll help you, I promise!

See? I mother EVERYone! or is it SMother?

That is a very interesting pot Wendy. I have suffered from migraines and sinus problems for so many years that at this points I am willing to try anything!

So you have a "scrounged" up roomie in mind? Why would you want to room with Rob?

Hi, Bonnie! My kids are good, Meag is going to a birthday "party" this afternoon, here's the party. At 3:30 (when school gets out) a LIMO will pick up the party guests and they will drive around in the limo for 2 hours, ending at the mall at 5:30, where they will eat pizza, then the mother will give each guest a $25 gift certificate for the mall to spend however they want, then the parents pick them up @ 7:30. So a limo ride, pizza and shopping... is that crazy or what?!? Catie is SO jealous of Meag!

I am a lightweight too, Bon. I managed to drink 6 drinks over 4 hours (5 of which were wine) but I don't really remember anything for about 3 hours following that. That was my one and only occasion of being drunk, and it was fun, but I wish I remembered it better.

Thanks sounds like a fun party? How old are the kids?

I have been drunk with Bonnie twice. Both times started at the Tambu lounge in the Poly and involved a monorail trip. Hmmm... monorail + Bonnie + Tambu Lounge = good times.

Here's evidence that on one occasion I got felt up by someone other than Bonnie.

Captain's Mai Tai at the Tambu Lounge anyone???? Seriously - this is some good stuff!

Yeah - that's right the picture is fuzzy. It wasn't my first mai tai of the day, ok?

 

[UtahMama]

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So you have a "scrounged" up roomie in mind? Why would you want to room with Rob?

Psssh!

Does he jump on beds??? Does he mind I'm territorial of bathroom counter space? Mind cellulite? Give up all the "good" pillows? Hog the mints? ARE there mints?

 

[2girlsmom]

The kids are 10 and 11 year old girls. Yes, Meag was VERY excited.

I think I saw those pics before, and your waiter looks stoned!

 

[Squidrific]

Ok it's Friday and ya'll have left me here alone again. Soooo, inspired by another thread on the board that is a nice thread and I don't want to post on because I'm not a nice person...

My step-sister Cinderella invited me to the ball - help me choose which ball gown to wear:

#1 Do you want to touch my monkey?

#2 Plastic? - At least I wouldn't have to worry about spilling stuff on it!

#3 for the DIS ball (it's not easy being green):

#4 Somewhere over the rainbow...

#5 Let's put the HO in horrible!

#6 Ummm, ok - I guess, if you've got it - flaunt it, right?

#7 Yep, this looks like a wicked step sister dress!

#8 I was hoping to play the accordian - not wear it!

#9 Personally, I thought this one brought out my tentacles nicely!

#10 Umm, do you think this dress would make my butt look fat?

 

[Squidrific]

Psssh!

Does he jump on beds??? Does he mind I'm territorial of bathroom counter space? Mind cellulite? Give up all the "good" pillows? Hog the mints? ARE there mints?

Does there need to be mints? Do you not practice good oral hygiene?


I said "oral", hee-hee!

 

[RobInBigKC]

WENDY!! Excellent photos! Looks like a grand time! Norah grabbed the witchy tata...I see you are teaching her to act like you.... Oh wait, I'm the tata grabber...sorry.

Shannon! I'm still waiting for us to have a night of merriment and mirth (boozing, is what I'm trying to say). Start clearing your schedule....

1. Must there only be one? Can't you both be tata grabbers?

2. Uh oh. I know what Shannon does when she drinks!

And you know I'm up for boozing anytime! I can even call us a cab-- I'm urban-savvy like that.

And yet you always turn ME down!

Oh please - as if I was the only person to experience this horror! And why look at it in the negative. I was thinking they may start bombarding you with requests for grabbing and chucking! I mean...I know - I would.

What do you mean? MAY start?

I'm actually not a sober tata grabber, so y'all are totally safe. For now...

So what do you grab when you're sober, Breezy?

So you have a "scrounged" up roomie in mind? Why would you want to room with Rob?

Hmmm, isn't it obvious? I possess certain "qualities" you women just don't have -- like the ability to pass on a drink and stay sober!

Does he jump on beds??? Does he mind I'm territorial of bathroom counter space? Mind cellulite? Give up all the "good" pillows? Hog the mints? ARE there mints?

1. Yes.
2. Hmmm, not too much.
3. Hmmm, not too much (i.e., as long as there isn't too much!).
4. Yes. You may sleep on Shannon's pillows if you wish to.
5. No!

Ok it's Friday and ya'll have left me here alone again. Soooo, inspired by another thread on the board that is a nice thread and I don't want to post on because I'm not a nice person...

My step-sister Cinderella invited me to the ball - help me choose which ball gown to wear:

#5 Let's put the HO in horrible!

#9 Personally, I thought this one brought out my tentacles nicely!

5. Has some nice features!

9. Mine too!

Does there need to be mints? Do you not practice good oral hygiene?

Hmmm, I would hope by the time one reaches Breezy's age the practicing would be done! Surely she knows how to keep her mouth clean by now.

-- Rob

 

[2girlsmom]

Ok it's Friday and ya'll have left me here alone again. Soooo, inspired by another thread on the board that is a nice thread and I don't want to post on because I'm not a nice person...

My step-sister Cinderella invited me to the ball - help me choose which ball gown to wear:

#1 Do you want to touch my monkey?

#2 Plastic? - At least I wouldn't have to worry about spilling stuff on it!

#3 for the DIS ball (it's not easy being green):

#4 Somewhere over the rainbow...

#5 Let's put the HO in horrible!

#6 Ummm, ok - I guess, if you've got it - flaunt it, right?

#7 Yep, this looks like a wicked step sister dress!

#8 I was hoping to play the accordian - not wear it!

#9 Personally, I thought this one brought out my tentacles nicely!

#10 Umm, do you think this dress would make my butt look fat?

Okay, love the monkey dress and the plastic one. Those green ones should be called PEAR dresses, cause that's their shape. Several of these show WAY too much skin, I mean tentacle!

 

[coles1mom]

 

[RobInBigKC]

Looks like Breezy's surgery went horribly awry!

-- Rob

 

[Squidrific]

They goofed. The extra one is supposed to be in the back, right?

 

[Squidrific]

 

[RobInBigKC]

Uh oh. This CAN'T be good.

-- Rob

 

[Squidrific]

Uh oh. This CAN'T be good.

-- Rob

I have no idea what you mean, sir!

 

[Squidrific]

Hey Wendy - these are certainly smaller and perkier!

 

[Squidrific]

Hey Bbgrizzle: I miss ya!

 

[2girlsmom]

Hey Bbgrizzle: I miss ya!

What IS that?!?