I'm up for it too! Will you call a cab for me too?

(and pay for it?

)
Considering the fact that I paid a cabbie almost 10 bucks to go 1 mile from my house last week.... A cab ride from IN is probably a little out of my budget!!

We'll drink one in your honor!
Do we even HAVE cabs in Woodbridge? Cause I dont' think I have ever seen one!

But yes, lets. Or we can call Brent, he can be useful once in a while!
You don't get out much, do ya? I see at least one cab every time I'm out running errands! Saw 2 today! (And I know this b/c Riley points them all out. Perhaps you need to borrow my 4 yr old for a day?)

Well now that I know how much you
have enjoyed my shenannigans in the past, I'll be sure to oblige you again!
If you take into consideration that Shenanigans has been my nickname for a very long time (along w/ Shanaynay), the context of your sentence is considerably altered.
So. When's the next DIS meet??? (LOL!)
Feb! The more, the merrier!
You do realize that boozing for Bonnie=2. You may want to pace her by pouring Smirnoff Ices into shot glasses and rationing 3 shots per hour if you want a real night out.
Muahahaha. By the time I'm finished with her, she'll be licking, slamming, & sucking down the Jose! Or not.
So do you ladies have your tiaras ready for this February meet?
No tiaras. But I do have matching ski masks for Bonnie & I. Pink, naturally.
A scrounged-up roomie huh? I'm thinking of one
Can we jump on the beds? Is there a fridge for Pepsi products? Is it ok if we don't make "rope drop"...ever? Is there room for my cosmetics TRUNK? Does anyone have an aversion to cellulite? Hmmm.
See? I mother EVERYone! or is it SMother?
Yes, yes, yes, yes (if you give me a Wendy makeover), and no, since that would mean I have an aversion to my thighs. Wait. I DO have an aversion to MY thighs. Yours, no problem. Wait. That didn't come out right either. AAAGH!!!
And I believe you meant "SMUTher" everyone?
Hi, Bonnie! My kids are good, Meag is going to a birthday "party" this afternoon, here's the party. At 3:30 (when school gets out) a LIMO will pick up the party guests and they will drive around in the limo for 2 hours, ending at the mall at 5:30, where they will eat pizza, then the mother will give each guest a $25 gift certificate for the mall to spend however they want, then the parents pick them up @ 7:30. So a limo ride, pizza and shopping... is that crazy or what?!? Catie is SO jealous of Meag!
Wow. How will they ever out-do that one? Sounds like a pre-teen girl's dream though!
#2 Plastic? - At least I wouldn't have to worry about spilling stuff on it!
As a practical woman, I'm going to have to choose this one. Doubles as a poncho, and is very "wipe down & wear." You'll never have to worry about those ink stains again! Maybe we should get one for Rob?
Gotta run out for a bit. Will respond to the other bosom-laden posts later!