The Losers~Dishes can wait, life can't. Come sit a spell! Winners should walk away.

[Fire_Eater]

Well Tink got me here and the good pie keeps me comming back. Plus you guys are funny

 

[LaraK]

Morning Losers!


Kellie...THINKING OF YOU TODAY!

I'm waiting for that thread to turn a little more before jumping in....I actually have a bad mom story that would get me totally flamed. Yesterday in church my DS was being a turd as usual....so I did the "mom drop"....you know, where you take them, lift them above the pew and let go so that when their butt hits the pew it has some force behind it? Not high enough to cause damage or miss...but we've all done it. The problem was that he came down on a toy. He screamed in pain...I felt like a complete abuser...I felt so bad.

 

[fltwinmom]

Morning Losers!


Kellie...THINKING OF YOU TODAY!

I'm waiting for that thread to turn a little more before jumping in....I actually have a bad mom story that would get me totally flamed. Yesterday in church my DS was being a turd as usual....so I did the "mom drop"....you know, where you take them, lift them above the pew and let go so that when their butt hits the pew it has some force behind it? Not high enough to cause damage or miss...but we've all done it. The problem was that he came down on a toy. He screamed in pain...I felt like a complete abuser...I felt so bad.

Uggh. Kids.

You aren't an abuser, Lara. It was an accident. I'll never forget the time the girls dumped out their toybox (literally, DUMPED their huge wooden toybox) I was so mad at them and was picking up the toys and chucking them back into the toybox. I had no idea that DD snuck up behind me to help, and I accidentally smacked her right in the face with a toy that I thought was on a projection into the toybox behind me.

Here's one for you.

 

[It's A Happy Day]

Morning Losers!


Kellie...THINKING OF YOU TODAY!

I'm waiting for that thread to turn a little more before jumping in....I actually have a bad mom story that would get me totally flamed. Yesterday in church my DS was being a turd as usual....so I did the "mom drop"....you know, where you take them, lift them above the pew and let go so that when their butt hits the pew it has some force behind it? Not high enough to cause damage or miss...but we've all done it. The problem was that he came down on a toy. He screamed in pain...I felt like a complete abuser...I felt so bad.

Darn kids....they bring out the "best" in all of us

 

[Mkrop]

My bad mom story happened yesterday too. Ds10 has this book report due where he has to make these elaborate postcards, so we have been working on it here and there and yesterday he tells me he "forgot" a major step. Errr well I had looked on the sheet the teacher had given at the beg of the year that lists all their project and I am thinking the project is due tomorrow (Tues) so I flip out on him, I tell him he is goign have to work on it all day Easter and all day today (his day off), he cant forget steps blah blah.

He forgets to tell me until about an hour later after I was flippin out and all concerned and trying to get him organized that she gave them until NEXT Monday bc of Easter. She didnt realize when Easter was when she originally made up the due dates.

So here I am, getting all of us stressed and we have a week. I mean he still cant forget steps and he still needs to work on it but a week is much differnt than tomorrow. I felt horrible.

 

[DorkyDisneyMom]

We all have our bad mom moments. If you don't then you don't have kids.

What would posses you to call my house at 7:00am on a vacation day?

Husband called for an address at 7:00. I wanted to reach thru the phone and strangle him. His excuse was he thought we would be up. I told him some were and those that weren't now are. Sometimes he just doesn't think.

 

[RVGal]

Morning everyone.

I've had a bad mommy moment or two. We need to give ourselves a new layer of guilt every now and then, don't we? I think it is in the handbook.

I have a reasonably clean house, thanks to company yesterday... but I have laundry out the wazoo, thanks to company yesterday. You know how painful laundry out the wazoo can be. I think I will go start a load and try not to think about how many other loads I'll be doing today.

 

[sumrmist]

Morning losers.....I wont share my bad mom stories....I dont think the dis can handle it !!

Heres to a good Monday....now get out there and have a good one.

 

[LaraK]

Dropped the boy off at his new day care...he was absolutely fine when I left...said "by mom!" gave me a kiss and went over to play more....me? I had a few tears to shed in the car.

Anyway, took DD to breakfast, registered her for before/after school care for next year and now I'm waiting for a phone call. Then I have to go to the grocery store, clean my house...at least a little (we're moving into cleancom7-8 territory) and then maybe do some more laundry.

 

[malibuconlee]

Morning guys!!
This one could get interesting. http://disboards.com/showthread.php?t=1764309

And for the record, yes I called my step-dad, but he was already asleep. He did nothing for the day. I don't think he's ready to celebrate holidays yet since Mom passed away last year. Well, he would have if I was coming.

 

[malibuconlee]

Dropped the boy off at his new day care...he was absolutely fine when I left...said "by mom!" gave me a kiss and went over to play more....me? I had a few tears to shed in the car.

I had a friend who started her DD in a new daycare last week. She'd been in the same at-home since birth 3.5 years ago, and is now in a big center (that I really liked when I visited it with her). She was just fine too. Harder on the mom than on the kid. It will be fine!!!

 

[DorkyDisneyMom]

Morning guys!!
This one could get interesting. http://disboards.com/showthread.php?t=1764309

And for the record, yes I called my step-dad, but he was already asleep. He did nothing for the day. I don't think he's ready to celebrate holidays yet since Mom passed away last year. Well, he would have if I was coming.

I didn't call my dad. I didn't even think about it. He didn't call me either so I guess we are even.

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

Dropped the boy off at his new day care...he was absolutely fine when I left...said "by mom!" gave me a kiss and went over to play more....me? I had a few tears to shed in the car.

I hate the way that feels.

I have bad mom moments every damn day, and if it will make you all feel better, I'll start sharing them.

I am feeding my kids cookies for breakfast. I don't really care, as long as they're eating something. I feel like dying. I have been feeling kinda crappy the last few days, and now I have a full-blown fever and I want to pull my head off of my neck and dump out all the snot.

Do we have a plan for someone to let us know that Kellie is okay later?

 

[LaraK]

We're supposed to get an update later...


Hey..you guys come and play the riddle. I'm a substitute riddle goddess today and I need the support...
http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=1764588

 

[LUVMYTINK]

I have been feeling kinda crappy the last few days, and now I have a full-blown fever and I want to pull my head off of my neck and dump out all the snot.

Hope you feel better soon.

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

Good. I woke up thinking about her.

I'll check out the riddle, but my brain is muddled. Don't expect much.

 

[Lintasare]

We're supposed to get an update later...


Hey..you guys come and play the riddle. I'm a substitute riddle goddess today and I need the support...
http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=1764588

I know the answer...I think...gonna PM ya.

 

[LaraK]

Good. I woke up thinking about her.

I'll check out the riddle, but my brain is muddled. Don't expect much.

I have an idea of EXACTLY where your brain will go...but I'll give hints for the right answer.

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

I have an idea of EXACTLY where your brain will go...but I'll give hints for the right answer.

It's scary how well you know me sometimes. That is exactly where my brain went with that.

I'm a bad, bad girl.

 

[Thats_for_Shore]

Easter morning, the kids delve into their baskets, getting on some amazing sugar high. We send them upstairs because we don't want to be witnesses in the event that they kill each other.

Once the kids are upstairs, DH joins me on the couch.

We're all stretched out and I make the comment that this is what Sundays should be like.

DH makes the comment that we should be doing this naked.

We hear the pitter patter of little feet on the stairs.

"Look," says DH, "just mention the word naked and here they come."

So I decide that I don't want to stay in this wreck of a house, because if I do, I'll be forced to clean it since it really is THAT BAD.

We load everyone in the huge SUV and go for a ride. We ate out, but DH stopped at three different restaurants before he could make up his mind about what he wanted.

Then we go to WalMart, where DH proceeds to buy Rock Band. And then to the pet store because DH has decided he wants a salt water aquarium. We don't buy anything for it, but we buy books to teach us how to set it up and take care of it.

I had to read to him for the hour and a half it took us to get home.

We get home, and hook up Rock Band. We send the kids to bed around 10 o'clock, and me and DH continue to play it for the next two hours by ourselves.

I was woken up this morning by DS3. "MOMMY, DS8 WON'T LET ME PLAY THE 'LECTRIC GUITAR!!!!!!!"

Now I have to go to the accountants and the bank, but the kids refuse to move from the TV and that game.

So I can either drag them out of the house, or I can join them for a quick rock band session.

I think I'll join them!!

Ok, I'm 30 years old and I'm addicted.